Words Can't Describe How Bad This Is

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Scarlett Johansson's first-ever music video.

Enjoy!

Posted: Apr 29, 2008 at 10:30 am / Email this »

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BlizzardBeasts says – reply to this

801

Not bad at all. I take it you guys aren't Tom Waites fans?
tmm says – reply to this

802

I can see how some people might not like this, but I love it!
lil says – reply to this

803

geez i was hoping she was going to be good, but damn that was awful, i only listened to one minute of it, and i wish i had never put the damn song on. Fuck thats awful, just awful
Donna says – reply to this

804

Oh, that was HORRIBLE! She had three notes to sing and she couldn't even get them right! Paris Hilton sings circles around her.
Narf says – reply to this

805

oh my jesus.
Samantha says – reply to this

806

i like it.
Sara says – reply to this

807

That was truly terrible. It angers me that people like her are wasting our time and hurting our ears! She hyped herself up so much, I was hoping she could actually sing… but she can't. There are no words to describe how absolutely atrocious that sound is.
Goldy says – reply to this

808

seriously… this can't be..
i mean if you would choke a cat it would have a much better chance to sing better than this crap… god damn
her so called "edge" is getting a bit to sharp.
Caro says – reply to this

809

OMFG! really sucks!

and why she made a video with a lost in translation scene?
jes says – reply to this

810

I quite like it. Wasn't what I expected, but it sounds like a proper band/artist, rather than the bland, by-the-numbers, over-produced "pop" that seems to pass for music of late. I'm sure if it was released by an unknown artist, people wouldn't judge it so harshly.
Axxcexx says – reply to this

811

I like it …
Get A Life says – reply to this

812

Re: Melissa – #772 Melissa calm down! Yeah she isn't the best singer or actress. But at least it's not Heidi Montag singing another song, with that squeaky voice, lol.
Citizen says – reply to this

813

Whoa. For some reason I thought she would have a decent voice because she has an interesting speaking voice. Boy was I wrong. She can't carry a note with a wheel barrel. I may be hearing things, but did I also hear Bowie in that song?
Dejenerate says – reply to this

814

I liked it. I kind of think it matches her quote from the other day. like we expected this beautiful polished video and voice, but she did what was her, without full Hollywood horse and pony show. The video seems kind of symbolic. And good job on the weight loss Perez. I am at 50lbs lost, and I respect your effort. This shiz is hardwork!
Amy says – reply to this

815

LOVE IT, LOVE IT, LOVE IT; she can really sing!
Lola says – reply to this

816

hell yeah!!! go back and play with your boobies!
Litia says – reply to this

817

Ok. I just literally forced myself to sit through the whole thing. SHE CANNOT SING. Of course it sounds raw, raw and shi**y!!!! I do not understand the video either. It makes no sense. Who is the old guy nuzzling her neck? CREEPY.
lela says – reply to this

818

i don't think it's so bad Lindsey Lo is soooooo much worse!
jess says – reply to this

819

uh yeah that was bad. the video was pretty horrible, it couldve been way better. the song was meh, it wasn't complete shit like other actress turned singer type of songs. - but she is going for that "indie" market, and if thats the case - its pretty generic bullshit, that can be played in the background to any shitty movie to make it seem like the character really is sympathetic and relatable - when their not.

i still like her, but this is kinda lame. i saw that video when she sang with Jesus & MaryChain, and even that was bad.
Hmmm says – reply to this

820

I actually thought it was really great in a weird way.
Yes the video was definitely crappy but i'd give more of her music a chance.
I like her voice.
Maybe it's just me.
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lexigirl says – reply to this

821

I didn't think it was that bad at all- she's trying to convey that she's an average girl and that it takes a team of people to look perfect - something we all seem to miss when we stare at the magazines and then at the mirror. I liked it!
KatKat5 says – reply to this

822

I liked it!
Denver says – reply to this

823

I Loved IT!!!!!!
Ha Ha says – reply to this

824

She can't be serious lol
Scarlet says – reply to this

825

the video sucks but the songs oh-kay…..

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Azzy says – reply to this

826

WORDS CAN'T DESCRIBE HOW MUCH THIS SUCKS!!! Peter Andres fugly wife, Jordan, sings better!!
wikiwiki says – reply to this

827

I enjoyed the song.
ALE says – reply to this

828

No, there are no words.
Sunshine says – reply to this

829

Oh sweet baby jesus! That was horrific!
melanie says – reply to this

830

it's really not that bad.
it's folk and folk doesn't have a lot of followers.
listen to another one of her songs called summertime.
you'd like it a lot.
it's not on her forthcoming album, but on a sort of mix cd.
it's pretty great.
Melanie says – reply to this

831

I really liked it.
Lisa says – reply to this

832

The video is kinda kewl and the music could be a ton worse. BUTTTTT, her voice is aweful. My childhood priest had less of a monotone voice the Scarlett. Poor girl, stick to acting…
Christine says – reply to this

833

Oh dear.
crystal says – reply to this

834

that was pretty bad.
Laura says – reply to this

835

I wish I were dumb …
retro_seventies says – reply to this

836

i honestly liked it.

God help me, i really liked it.

You don't think there's a Velvet Underground feel to it?
josh says – reply to this

837

wow that is pretty bad. i've heard her sing other songs and she sounded alot better. why in the world would they use this horrible song as her single.
shiv2008uk says – reply to this

838

What the hell was that? Surely she can't be seriously releasing that?!!
likle says – reply to this

839

i actually like it…yikes!!! it has a nice indie music flow to it. its not the best singing but its definitely better than most celebs that turn into singers.
alex says – reply to this

840

I like this. I thinks it's nicely emotive, and her voice is strong. As a young woman, I feel it–especially all of the moments of being watched, and then her illustrating her time watching–looking out the window. I think it's a good video.
g-unit says – reply to this

841

This shit sucks balls…wow, what a dumb broad. Hollywood actresses cannot go "indie" like that…what a dumb fool. All she's good for is a good tit fuck..trust me I would know.
nina says – reply to this

842

it's like whatever, hopefully she gets better, i still LOVE her!!
Melissa says – reply to this

843

Re: Get A Life – on that i have to agree. i'm so tired of these awful wannabe singers. get a clue. this is a disrespect to all the true singers of the world that deserve the title of singer. This is dedicated to all the paris hilton's, scarlet's, heidi montag's of the world leave the music scene asap….
Karen says – reply to this

844

Oh my god this is awful.
shut up! says – reply to this

845

She doesn't sound anything like Sinead O' Connor you musically illiterate tards! I guess this comparison stems from the first verse of Nothing Compares to You (probably the only song of hers you ever heard!)
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You're probably just upset because Scarlett wasn't singing about getting laid or shopping for bling Complex lyrics probably irritate you
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Seriously, there were more positive comments on this blog for Heidi Montage's and Fergie's horrific soulless piece of crap songs !!! I'm not saying that Scarlett Johanson is any spectacular singing talent herself, but it was a hell of lot better than most of the tripe you post on here!
Chelly says – reply to this

846

it wasn't bad at all….it was very different…i liked it..i liked the vid too.
ditte says – reply to this

847

thats so 90ies
Kim says – reply to this

848

AMAZING
is something like beach house
rly good
Arielle says – reply to this

849

Jesus, it's worse than Asslee live!

Well. Almost….
critic says – reply to this

850

I prefer "Falling Down' by Duran Duran….
zoeee says – reply to this

851

i don't think it's -that- terrible. i think perez has biased the song by just saying it was bad. of course everyone will now think it's tripe, it's what we're told to do.
with that said i don't think she should quit her day job, but maybe we should appreciate her melody as what it is, good or "bad". its art.
Vanessa says – reply to this

852

lol. Doesn't she have enough money to at least use one of those computers to actually change her voice. HAHA. Thats pretty bad. You dont even see her singing at all. ew.
lmnop2 says – reply to this

853

I'm sure you realize that if the headlin on this post was "Best vid ever!!!" then the 800 posts that followed would have agreed with you. It's dark, differen't, not over produced and if that is her real voice then it's really unique and frankly a lot better than most of the shit out there today.
Jesus says – reply to this

854

Why is Salman Rushdie in this video? And it's not that bad; remember, it's a Tom Waites cover…wait, I'm posting this in Perez's comments section? I might as well be speaking Urdu.
ali says – reply to this

855

ummm…am I the only one who was oddly intrigued by it? I thought it was quite good. Very Nico-esque.
rebecca says – reply to this

856

i actually like it. its pretty raw, and she has such a low voice normally, i wouldnt expect anything different from her singing voice.
mulissa! says – reply to this

857

she sounds.. like a bad nicko…. doesnt she?
susan says – reply to this

858

It wasn't that bad. Her voice is a little too flat which makes the song a little monotone and monotonous, but I would not say it was horrible.
kristin says – reply to this

859

shes not singing… this is fake!!
rachel says – reply to this

860

um why does she sound so much like sinead o'conner?
Istvan says – reply to this

861

I actually kinda like it…
merf says – reply to this

862

nice!
asscrack says – reply to this

863

her voice is awful!
GANDALUV says – reply to this

864

OKAY SO THE VIDEO SUKS BUT SHE DOESNT SOUND THAT BAD. I THINK ITS OKAY ACTUALLY.
love it says – reply to this

865

It isn't supposed to be teeny bopper bubble gum bullshit. Have you guys even heard the original??

The music is amazing, the feel of it as a whole is moving…..not like the current bobble-head wobble tunes corporate fed to us by the truck full.
b says – reply to this

866

you all r crazy this is unique n it rocks…
Kimberly says – reply to this

867

omg she cannot sing. what is this world coming to?
erica says – reply to this

868

how horrific. at least salman rushdie is featured creepily kissing her on the neck…… WTF?!!!
Lianne says – reply to this

869

I didnt care for it. I think she can sing, but who ever picked this song as her vocal rang, needs to be kicked in the balls.
maya says – reply to this

870

SWEET FUCKING JESUS THAT WAS HORRIBLE!! i never ever wanna hear shit like that!! she can't sing at ALL!!
melia says – reply to this

871

sooo bad.
ManaPonj says – reply to this

872

seriously? That is freakin awful.
Louise says – reply to this

873

she is a horrible…. she should stick with the modeling for Louis Vuitton although i will never see her again like i used to…. like a great model… she is a loser to take out that crappy video she cant even sing
Paty says – reply to this

874

I can´t believe the label would let her release something like that. I almost slept in the middle of the song. Bad song, bad video, bad actrees, bad singer…thank God she has huge boobs huh?!
RYL says – reply to this

875

Honesly…it wasn't too bad. I actually enjoyed it. Very different, but that doesn't mean it's horrible. Totally loved the vibe and the video as bazaar as it was, was pretty captivating to the senses.
sandra says – reply to this

876

this is worse than I ever imagined it would be….
sprout says – reply to this

877

well hell! I guess I'm in the minority here cuz I like it! She kinda sounds like Mazzy Star meets Tom Waits….Definitely better than any other actress-turned-singer lately.
Leslie says – reply to this

878

I freaking love it!
shouldbestudying says – reply to this

879

scarlett johansson is "falling down" and can't get up thanks to this horrendous music video.
lyrics says – reply to this

880

I have come 500 miles just to see a halo
Come from St. Petersburg, Scarlett and me
Well I open my eyes, I was blind as can be
When you give a man luck, he must fall in the sea
And she wants you to steal and get caught
For she loves you for all that you are not
When you're falling down, falling down
When you're falling down, falling down, falling down

You forget all the roses, don't come around on Sunday
She's not gonna choose you for standing so tall
Go on and take a swig of that poison and like it
And don't ask for silverware, don't ask for nothing
Go on and put your ear to the ground
You know you will be hearing that sound……falling down.
You're falling down, falling down
Falling down, Falling down, falling down

When you're falling down, falling down, falling down

Go on down and see that wrecking ball come swinging on along
Everyone knew that hotel was a goner
They broke all the windows, they took all the door knobs
And they hauled it away in a couple of days
Now someone yell timber and take off your hat
It's a lot smaller down here on the ground
You're falling down, falling down, falling down
Falling down, falling down, falling down

Someone's falling down, falling down, falling down
Falling down, falling down, falling down
bb says – reply to this

881

Is this her voice? She can't possibly sound this bad and still be allowed to record a cd! This is horrible
sarah says – reply to this

882

I actually liked it- I found it very artistic
DJ Josh Max says – reply to this

883

You guys are insane. I thought the song was brilliant. Her voice is incredible. Just because she's not trying some sell out pop dance tune everyone has to hate. The song is unique, and original. Not to mention she's sexy as hell.
KR* says – reply to this

884

my personal fav, was the blowing bubble gum at the beginning… bahahah
what a retard!
KayKay says – reply to this

885

Omg that was about the worst voice I've ever heard…….
Samantha says – reply to this

886

I don't get it.
monique says – reply to this

887

what the hell was that?!?!
L says – reply to this

888

OH that was so bad…
dinodavid220 says – reply to this

889

She really sounds like Sinead O'connor…….
blue says – reply to this

890

Makes me want to roll over and die!
Kim says – reply to this

891

hey guys,

this is not HER singing! she's a great singer, just listen to 'summertime' from scarlett johansson, it's beautiful! i don't know who's crappy voice this is.. but it's not hers…
Dylanne says – reply to this

892

PROOF that just because you can act, doesn't mean you can sing! The song sucks, her voice sucks and even the video sucks!!
IKnow says – reply to this

893

Uhhmm… I can't stop listening to it. I LOVE IT!!!! If you don't like it you don't know good music.
KRISTYN CHICAGO says – reply to this

894

BLOWS HARD!!!! OUCH
JustSayin says – reply to this

895

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LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE SIGNED UP FOR FILM SCHOOL 101 AT A JUNIOR COLLEGE THIS WINTER!!
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THEN DROPPED 3 WEEKS IN … BUT YET … FEELS THEIR AN ARTIST!!
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madison says – reply to this

896

It's sad that such a talented, beautiful girl like Scarlett can have such a bomb of a music video.

She must KNOW it sucks.
barbara says – reply to this

897

unique vocals, horrible song.
jojo says – reply to this

898

My dog started to howl when I hit play for this vid. She put the "stink" in "stinky." Very pretty girl. She should stick to acting and talking about her boobies.
haha says – reply to this

899

fucking bullshit, the whole im so artistic and deep thing. yeahyeah shut your mouth, no one wants to hear your voice.
Marleen says – reply to this

900

*checks calender* Dang, I was hoping for an April's Fool… Now I'll just say *OUCH!**OUCH!**OUCH!*

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