Fugs & Man: In Love!

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InTouch Weekly is reporting that there's some truth to those John Mayer / Maniston hook-up rumors.

And they have the pix to prove it!

John flew to Miami last weekend to be with his new Man, and according to eyewitnesses the two were inseparable.

When InTouch asked how he was doing after spending four days with his new love, John smiled and responded, "My weekend was good."

Barf!

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    Posted: Apr 30, 2008 at 3:41 pm / Email this  »

    488 comments to “Fugs & Man: In Love!”

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    1. ANISTORETARDO says – reply to this


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      #48 - cg says – reply to this

      Perez, what do you have again Jennifer Aniston?? She seems very sweet and harmless. Do you see anyone calling you a She-man?? You might like it though. Give her a break, she was cheated on and still is humble….
      talk about something more interesting.

      __________

      FOR THE LAST TIME IDIOT:

      she WASN'T cheated, SHE FINISHED HER MARRIAGE "HERSELF"

      just look at this woman, her desparate acts (like spreading her ass cheeks EVERY FUCKING WEEK)
      look at her dull talks, look at her talentless roles, and then LOOK HOW SHE PR FUCKS A DOUCHBAG, A GOLDEN DOUCHE LOVER, just to be on more tab covers.

      you are an idiot!!!

    2. Diana says – reply to this


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      Blessings this morning to Jennifer & John. And to All the Fans. Jennifer looks gorgeous in this bikini and John's new tat's makehim loo even more handsome, as always. Thanks for another thread. These two just continue doing so much good in this world. Peace .

    3. anne says – reply to this


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      Team Aniston. They support each other’s aspirations and have very much the same goals. Family, humanitarian work and artistic work. It’s quite wonderful.

    4. ATTENTION: BAMPZS says – reply to this


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      If you are real JP’s fans,please don’t post on Aniston’s thread. Please act like a real Jolie-pitt’s fans at least for once

    5. Kisses says – reply to this


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      What a glorious time it is for us fans of this couple! Sigh, what a lovely lovely sight to behold. No wonder they incite so much jealousy and anger from the bitter ones. Jen and John live such purposeful, meaningful lives and they could care less about other people’s opinions, as long as they know they are doing the right thing.

    6. L.A. says – reply to this


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      are these women blind! He's dated almost EVERY woman alive by now

    7. Stunt Life says – reply to this


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      Two desperate people clinging on to a publicity stunt. If I were John I would fire the pr guy Because he look so stupid. We all know what you are doing so your just making yourself look bad.

    8. mimi says – reply to this


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      John Mayer made a thinly veiled comment about Perez' site in this blog several weeks ago, so it looks like Perez is using this opportunity to retaliate by calling Mayer's new GF "Man". Real clever. And so junior high.

    9. Jordz says – reply to this


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      Wow jealous much perez? p.s. pink is the new blog had this so much earlier than you

    10. fizzidle says – reply to this


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      You know, I read the posts both Perez and John wrote the drunk night Perez references as the night they hooked up. They both erased them a couple of hours after they were posted, John first. I think it all happened between three and five in the morning, east coast time. It was obvious the two of them were drunk. And they both used it to give a coded message to the other. Neither of them talked about hooking up, but Perez was very flirtatious in his post. It was obvious the two connected on some level. If I remember it right, the two seemed to clash intellectually; maybe having a long, spirited conversation fueled by drinks. Whatever happened, they were both affected by it.

    11. fizzidle says – reply to this


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      Now, I wouldn't be surprised if they kissed. They were both drunk, their big personalities challenging each other. John seems like a very open, very smart, curious man, with a sometimes wicked sense of humor. I don't think he's gay, but I wouldn't be surprised if he went with a moment. I'm pretty sure that he was freaking out about Perez posting about what really happened, and Perez promised that he wouldn't. I don't know what happened between then and now, but John obviously really offended and pissed off Perez with the post he wrote that mentioned Perez in a negative light. I'm wondering if Perez was using his information against John, and John had enough.

    12. fizzidle says – reply to this


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      If Mayer and Aniston are really together, I hope they're not given a rough time. As friends at least, they're probably a really good match. And I, for one, think she seems like a good person who deserves a good man. And like I said, I don't think Mayer is gay. And there are plenty of qualities about Aniston, physically and mentally, that he'd be attracted to. And, I think, vice versa. It wouldn't surprise me, however, if this was a publicity relationship.

    13. Cari says – reply to this


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      What the hell is she doing w/ him??? She can do waaaaay better. He's sooo friggen gay, I hate him. He's ugly & his music sucks out loud. C'mon, Jen, get a real man….you can do so much better. He's a f'n man slut.

    14. shana says – reply to this


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      He must have a REALLLL good personality to get all these hot women because he is so not cute! Hmm, no suspecting of Pop Fiction, though?

    15. Chinnifer Maniston sucks says – reply to this


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      Who cares about this dumb cunt?

    16. kate says – reply to this


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      She’s so beautiful.
      lovely couple.

    17. LOL says – reply to this


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      tick …tock… tick… tock… tick… tock……

      The trolls have nervous break down. tick… tock …tick …tock

      tick …tock… tick… tock… tick… tock……

    18. Frenchy says – reply to this


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      they seem like a couple who care about their relationship and will do anything to make it work.nice job,keep it on.

    19. SHaron says – reply to this


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      Gosh how I love this two. I can say that these two are soulmates. They have the same passion to help the less fortunate people, to their family and above all their passion for each other.

    20. danny says – reply to this


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      Re: anne – When has this fatass done any humanitarian work? All I see her doing is lounging around on her homely ass trying desperately to land herself a man. I didn't realize that was considered charity. I do realize that actually having to fuck her is charity though. She be uglay!

    21. senior says – reply to this


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      Jennifer and John are great people. Would be good if more and more peolple follow their example, doing something good with their time , trying to help others. That’s why most of us love them. We are proud fans.

    22. sera says – reply to this


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      Great to see them out and about together!!! Jenn is looking wonderful!!!!!

    23. pinky says – reply to this


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      Jen is my girl!

      Jen truly understand what is important in life and she continues to make me proud to be her fan.

    24. Simply Beautiful-Inside & Out says – reply to this


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      Jennifer Aniston is to be admired for her dedication and continuous desire to help those in need.

    25. Stephy says – reply to this


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      I've totally lost all respect in John Mayer, he dates the most retarded girls ever, frig. I think he's not all there mentally.

    26. Sasha says – reply to this


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      She is simply amazing … full of energy and has her priorities in place. This is just wonderful. Jen you are unbelievable, I have so much respect for this lady.
      Right now no one comes close to being compared with Jennifer Aniston. A true humanitarian and the most talented actress of our time.

    27. Lulabelle says – reply to this


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      Jen,
      Fuck off and die. You suck, are fug, have no talent and are desperate for attention.
      Thanks.

    28. nanci says – reply to this


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      oh my God she’s so wonderful. Thank you for being such a wonderful inspiration, Jen!!!! Jennifer is a great role model. More power to her family, humanitarian and professional life.

    29. What??? says – reply to this


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      How has this "actress" been helpful to "so many people"??? What has she done besides her smart water commercials and going on Oprah? She hasn't done squat! She's talentless and her 'career' ???? what a joke!

    30. turkish dee-lite says – reply to this


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      Jennifer is making a difference: opening eyes, getting things done. I don’t know how she handles it all, but we’re behind her all the way.

    31. nat says – reply to this


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      I hate this guy so much. I wish he would get aids and die.

    32. Chase says – reply to this


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      oooo jeeze….here we go again….

      perez… i think the best he's done thus far is shacking up with you!!

      soon he'll be singing "your body is a wonderMAN"

      i'm sooo dissapointed in him!

    33. FYI says – reply to this


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      Re: Lulabelle – if that doesn't scream jealous and bitter than nothing does. wow you must have an awful empty life to be so judgemental and to show so much disdain for a person you don't know nor will you ever meet. good luck in therapy and ask the shrink to up the dosage!!! loon.

    34. Souxie says – reply to this


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      SIMPLY an amazing human being…NOTHING or NO ONE compares to her beautiful and caring soul. I find this woman more and more fascinating each day! She is so interesting and so fearless. How did she get to be this way?
      There is nobody like her in all of Hollywood.

    35. fyi says – reply to this


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      Re: nat – karma is a bitch. apparently you need to be enlightened, because normal people do not wish death or disease on people they don't even know. some of you loonies really need a slap to the face and a hard kick in the ass. who raised you people , a bunch of apes????!!!!

    36. shelle says – reply to this


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      HOPES SHE MAKES HIM GET AN AIDS TEST!!!!!!!!!

    37. Philly Pinnes says – reply to this


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      THE MORE HATERS HATE ON JENNIFER THE MORE BLESSINGS FROM ABOVE SHE GETS. MAYBE WHORELINA AND HER FRUGLY FANS SHOULD STOP HATING THEN MAYBE LITTLE CRUMBS OF BLESSING MIGHT FALL ON THEM TOO. GOD BLESS THE JENNIFER ANISTON.

    38. Summer says – reply to this


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      what are you talkin about perez, jennifer does not look like a man, she is gorgeouss!!! c'monn i veryy muchh lovee her!!!!!!

    39. mystify says – reply to this


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      Jennifer radiates beauty, poise and class. She has immense dignity in the face of complete disrespect perpetrated by Skankalina and her sperm donor-SHITT. I'm happy she's with a younger man who will learn a lot from Jennifer for she epitomizes mastery of her craft and continual utmost grace.

    40. sssiibbo says – reply to this


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      Re: dona – What are golden showers?

    41. Rath Vibol says – reply to this


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      When is Marley & Me coming out? If it's anything like the book-it could very well be an Oscar contender.

    42. Jenfraud says – reply to this


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      Re: K

      Yeah nice to see you too! No doubt you are following the Jolie-Pitt news so closely in JJ, you probably saw them vacay at Paul Allen's in the Riviera for Cannes. Your pathetic jenjen on some skanky sun bed in Miami with a man who likes to urinate on women. I know the difference keeps getting bigger and bigger, and we really feel for you. But you know what, that's where she belongs. Her A-list life of movie star was, well, just a dream. But hey wasn't it good until it lasted? She got so much mileage out of that divorce because it was Brad Pitt. Otherwise no one would talk about her now, let alone any movie roles coming her way. So, look at the bright side, and write Jolie-Pitt some thank you note!

    43. Sold you a ring on Ebay says – reply to this


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      He is about one ugly SOB.
      Better watch out Jen…….Angie will put the hooks into him too!
      Jen You Can Do Better Than That Trash Heap……..

      Call Me

    44. NINEDOUBLEOSEXNINE says – reply to this


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      fuck John, someon blowup that pic of Jen, I wanna see her rack.

    45. The FUGS says – reply to this


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      They are both fuck ups. Watch out for these 2 with their infestation of AIDS SCARE!!!!!

      Prepare to embomb the 2 fugs.

    46. K says – reply to this


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      Re: anne – Pathetic loonie attempt at putting Jen in the wrong. Sick. Yeah, Pitt and Jolie felt no need to show displays of affection considering she was already walking around pregnant!!! Jen's a whore? FOR WHAT REASON? is it b/c she's been divorced for 3 years and has found herself in relationships with more than 1 person? get over your holier than thou attitude! Jolie & Pitt were more than friends all along. They know it and so does the rest of the world. If she was his friend, she would've been supportive of him trying to make things right w/his wife - NOT planning a future with him. She's conniving. You can't say she wasn't interested in him from the beginning. She was. That's why she got knocked up before their divorce was final. Talk about NOT taking things slow with a man that just came out of a 7 year relationship! And you're absolutely right about the "company that you keep" theory. Pitt found himself a bitch with no boundaries, morals or values. In the end we found him to be the same way. Jen & Pitt were set up by their agents b/c that's how people in the business meet! It's called blind dating! Networking! Do you really think celebrities (aside from clooney) find their mates in a local bar?! NO. Shove your response up your ass b/c I wont spend another minute explaining relationships and ethics to an idiot like yourself.

    47. Loosers says – reply to this


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      He will no doubt use her and sh'es deperate, gay or not.
      The only thing Man is trying to sell now is ABOUT HER PRIVATES.
      Both of these fools are wothless now.

    48. Teshi says – reply to this


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      Maniston wishes she was Perez and got laid first by Mayer.

      She's not only very dumb, she is ugly. Serves her right.

    49. Jessy says – reply to this


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      No man wants to touch the filthy coochie Maniston. She's been had by many. No dignity and just a ho. She is a liabilty now.

      John Mayer plays only male organs. He knows how to waste a ho.

    50. Parker says – reply to this


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      Chinnefer Maniston is a failure. Now a tabloid trash. She can do adult movies for a penny. Maybe not, she is tooo gross looking.

    51. Mayerlikesmen says – reply to this


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      When I look at these two idiots, I wonder whose idea was it to do a photo up for these 2 gays. And to pretend they are a possible item, please, Mayer may have bitch slap Maniston everyday to make her act like a woman. She's anal and wants to be the master all the time. She has to prove she's in control of the relationship. She is a MAN and he be the fem.

    52. Tera says – reply to this


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      Jennifer Aniston is ugly. Retire skanky, retire! What is the point of these 2 dumbasses to bring the bed outside? Who wants to see them?!!!!!

    53. fyi says – reply to this


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      Re: Parker – failure? since when? she's had nothing but success in TV for 10 years and has done over 10 movies within the past few years. failure is you working at your local mall and not having contributed anything to the world. failure is what you see when you look in the mirror.

    54. Irene says – reply to this


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      Two very ugly whores in hollywood. Maniston on a penile prawl and Mayer on the peker prawl.

    55. WTH says – reply to this


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      JEN LOOKS STUNNING. ANYONE THAT SAYS OTHERWISE MUST HAVE SOME BAD TASTE IN WOMEN. SHE IS ABSOLUTELY IN KICK ASS SHAPE, HAS A GREAT TAN, GREAT SKIN - GREEKS USUALLY DO - AND IS SO VIBRANT. SHE'S DEFINITELY LOVIN' LIFE RIGHT NOW. KUDOS TO HER!!!!!!!!!!!!

    56. Heidy says – reply to this


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      Two very ugly human being now hooking up. Anuston can't get a decent real men so a gay men will do.

      Perez, darlin, you had Mayer first. Ha, ha, love this site. Perez, keep it coming on trashy Man. Mayer will just say next (short, insecure, ugly old lady)…..Part II coming yet?

    57. Ton-of-Anus says – reply to this


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      Anuston can't act why not sell her body and her soul? Mayer might want to get his wee wee checked @ the doctors after being with Anuston. She is loose and ugly. He is on the rebound from Perez.

    58. Julie T says – reply to this


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      Chinchin's new move is about Fugly & Me. A bitch of a dog that she is. barf!

      Wasting away Chinchin. Mayer deserves a better Man.

    59. DOCTORDOCTOR says – reply to this


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      SHE'S A LOOSER, I TOLD YOU SO!!!! NO HUSBAND, NO PARENTS OR SIBLINGS TO LOVE MANISTON. MAYER SURE KNOW WHICH BAG TO BANG AND DUMP. GO MAYER.

      DOUCHE HER FIRST CUS SHE IS SKANKY. MAYER, BE VERY VERY AFRAID, YOUR HEALTH MAYBE AT STAKE HERE.

    60. Papzi says – reply to this


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      Hmmm. She should fire her PR. This is beneath any actors. Both of them do not have any respect from their peers or the public.

      She is trailer trash . John Mayer with her? Maybe she had a sex change after all. They are really disgusting.

    61. Boo(real) says – reply to this


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      Mayer will be gone soon. Maniston is a victim of the "Hit it and quit it" doctrine. SORRY MAN.

    62. mad says – reply to this


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      no no no why Jen why??

    63. Fugly & Me says – reply to this


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      Chinchin's new movei: the Fugly & Me. The movie is about her fugly self and her dog Norman. Chinchin plays the part, the nasty and naughty.

      Roaring with laughter at Chinchin.

    64. Chinefer says – reply to this


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      Die bitch, die!!! Simpson will kick Man's big ass and pull that wig off her head. The wig's got Simpson name on it. No, the woman won't fight over Mayer. They are too old to fight. Maniston wants to tear Perez apart. Perez will show Man who rules. Also, he is a lover not a hater.

    65. John R says – reply to this


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      The Ho & the Gay. They should get a room and hide themselves. Jen lost it long time ago. She's so 90's and can't seem to get her come back because she is aging and just not talented. She only displays her spread in public now. That's a shame and to make matters worse sleeping with Mayer who always look unkept and looks like he doesn't shower.

    66. Cinthya says – reply to this


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      She's just awful. Let the big train run over her fat ass or chin. I will laugh when it happens. One less useless person on this earth. Mayer, is not smart to get involved with this messy woman. She's got issues. Aren't there decent men out there for John? He is still in love with my guy Perez. Perez is too smart.

    67. NothingSpecialaboutMan says – reply to this


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      Looks don't mean nothing if you're dumb and a ho. Maniston, go away old woman. You are a failure. There's nothing spectacular about Man's looks. If anything she is an eye sore. Once Man gets a chin, nose, breasts, eyes and butt jobs then I might say she is good looking. Now she is nothing special and more on the ugly side.

    68. Boo(real) says – reply to this


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      I PITY Maniston's defenders who defend against the hobagness of Maniston. This HOEBAG has f##ked at least 7 men SINCED Brad dumpEd her.

    69. lovely says – reply to this


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      people who say they hate her and shes ugly really piss me off! u hardly even hear about anything she does so what has she done for you to hate her? and shes hardly ugly is she am sure u wouldnt be complaining if u looked like her coz i certainly wouldnt. and saying shes got no talent makes me laugh 2! she starred in friends for like 10 years and has done loads of films!! so how has she got no talent?

    70. We Fuk Yung says – reply to this


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      Re: sssiibbo – Golden showers are when one person urinates on another for sexual arousal. John Mayer is a fan and Jennifer Aniston likes to receive them.

    71. tk says – reply to this


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      WOW they ar a hott couple i really hope she finds someone good for her she deserves it!!

    72. CLINIQUA says – reply to this


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      The LOONIES are a reflection of Skankalina: PHONY, ILLITERATE, GHETTO, LOW-RENT, UNEDUCATED, JUNKIE, HOOKER, HOOD RATS, & ALWAYS BABY MAMAS NEVER A WIFE. What LOONIES don't understand, because no man, woman, or child respects them, is that, Jennifer captured Brad's heart-Skankalina captured Brad's dick. That is why Jennifer will ALWAYS be AMERICA'S SWEETHEART and SKANKALINA will always be a WHORE.

    73. DR. FRANKENSTEIN HAS LEFT THE BUILDING says – reply to this


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      Re: Ton-of-Anus – Do the CUNTS over at Jared's House of Hookers know you're cheating on them? I guess you low-class whores are over here because you realize EVEN JARED CAN'T STOMACH YOU IGNORANT LONELY CAT LADIES and no longer moderates the site anymore. What an insult to you cunts! Dr. Frankenstein can't handle the monsters he created! Oh well–keep giving PH hits! Better he gets them than that Asian Sell-Out.

    74. fresh says – reply to this


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      NASTY. She can do better than him.

    75. Never Trust A Loony says – reply to this


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      Re: lovely – Don't worry-it's only 2 JustCunts castoffs that are posting here. Notice their repetitive typos that they are too ignorant to detect? The ENTIRE world agrees with you however, because NO ONE agrees with their warped "opinions", they have the undesirable task of vehemently defending the junkie whore that they admire so very much. Now that you know the truth, isn't fitting that the most VILE SLANDER AND FILTH COMES FROM THE "BRAINS" OF THOSE WHO SUPPORT WHORELINA?

    76. LaRu says – reply to this


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      ok, i'm not gonna lie…i'm so jealous! i'm a huge HUGE fan of the greatness that is "the John," but these 2…together?! it's so random! who knew?! is that Pop Fiction show still going on bc if it is, then could this possibly be a trick?!

    77. bonitabella says – reply to this


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      This is sooo fake. They photoshopped in John Mayer to look like he is sitting next to her! She is way to private to be caught by the papparazzi like this

    78. TO ALL THE HATERS says – reply to this


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      i think there is something mentally off with the last 20 or so bloggers. the nastiness that is being written is unwarranted. you people have huge issues in life and should all get help immediately. such disgust for two people that are enjoying life and that you don't even know. what gives? i can't help but think how ignorant and young most of you are. if you're older, it's even worse. it's sad how poorly you all must've been raised. i'm sure most of your parents would want to bury their heads in the sand knowing how foul mouthed you are and how disturbing your thoughts can be. please seek professional help or talk to a counselor, mentor, your parents. just get some help and don't read anything further about jen because it's enough to make your heads explode. just my opinion :-)

    79. ADDITIONAL MESSAGE TO THE HATERS: says – reply to this


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      Re: TO ALL THE HATERS – Well put however, if I may add something, "AND PLEASE DON'T PROCREATE-THE WORLD HAS ENOUGH PROBLEMS AND YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY UNFIT TO RAISE CHILDREN."

    80. Jess says – reply to this


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      she is so DESPERATE!! vince dumped her, that model boy dumped her, that camera guy dumped her, and owen wilson left her for the woman he tried to kill himself over. if she gets dumped by mayer she should move to a place where they don't kno her, like brooklyn!! go jennifer, milk this publicity till brad pitt has his twins!!

    81. TO ALL THE HATERS says – reply to this


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      Re: Jess – vince didn't dump her -get your facts straight. she was never with owen. paul is in AA with his current girlfriend ( yeah I'm sure Jen is glad she dodged that bullet). the camera man was lucky she gave him the time of day, let alone the short lived fling. atleast she doesn't have to pay for her publicity - unlike the pitts who sell out their children the moment they are brought into the family !!! keep dreaming loonie - jen will always have a place in america's heart even if she stayed out of the business for years!!

    82. K says – reply to this


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      OMG LMAO , just saw some recent photos of the whorelina family and what a sight !!! first you have pitt in his white wife beater tank carrying zahara (of course) … oh don't get your hopes up b/c shiloh is (as usual) in NO photos…..but wait it gets better. Then you see Pax sporting a hugh hefner blue silk robe (hanging out on the balcony) and at first I thought they adopted another girl b/c that's how long his hair is. Finally, you see an Asian nanny!!! YES, a shot of one of the many nanny's. Then you see Jolie in her funeral morbid black attire. All I can say is, "holy shit I think they actually have Maddox in a school b/c Jolie wasn't carrying him on her hip"!! So yes, the entire family was out on the balcony including the nanny and SHILOH was still no where to be found. Must've been inside taking her 3rd nap of the day!!!!

    83. Jenfraud says – reply to this


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      Re: K

      Oh poor little CLOSET Jolie-Pitt fan. How do you think your idol JenJen would feel her fans are commenting on them on her thread LOL!

    84. .,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,. says – reply to this


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      Better than cheating Bitt shit

    85. Jay says – reply to this


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      Skanky Chinchin a wasting away. Mayer plays a different bread.

    86. TK says – reply to this


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      Get aids tested for these 2 loosers. Man is a failure.

    87. Chinfraud says – reply to this


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      She's a looser. The movie Fugly and Me is about Man.

      Perez sweetie, she's trying to tie herself to someone as if to show she is wanted. Didn't she know Mayer has been taken already?

    88. Eva says – reply to this


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      Re: PEACE
      I second this.
      It seems that Jenn is so deep in the closet, she's finding Christmas presents.

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