No Wonder Linds Has Issues
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > Wacky, Tacky & True > Dina Lohan
Her upcoming reality show is gonna SUCK. It's bound to be a watered-down version of her life, which is one delicious mess.
According to reports, Dina Lohan was an absolute wreck at Monday's Made of Honor premiere party in the NYC.
Orange Oprah and her hanger-ons partied at the Metropolitan Club ’til the early morning hours.
An eyewitness says she was dancing, drinking and playing with her hair extensions. Typical stuff….for someone in their teens of twenties!
The insider goes on to say, "The hours are going by and everyone is leaving, some people left very late, and she was still there partying, still going. She probably stayed past the staff."
She's like the Energizer bunny! Only instead of batteries….
A little piece of our cold heart goes out to Linds.
[Image via Mavrix Online.]




What a PROBLEM!
FIRST OH YEAH BABY
first?
ssnood
[[[[ GROW THE FUCK UP, U PIECE OF SHIT ]]]]]]]]]]]]]
ZZZZZZZZZ WHAT A DRUNK BITCH ZZZZZZZZZZZ
[[[ ZHE THINKZ THAT ZHEZ LINDZAY ]]]]]]]]]]]
ZZ NO ONE LIKEZ HER…WHAT A LOZER ZZZ
OBAMA=CHICKENSHIT OF HILLARY…HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHASHAH
sux
my names perez i like aids and being ass raped
first bitches
It always starts with mommy….
Fucking idiot.
She got that deviated septum startin'… say no to coke!
I'll bet that ugly wuggly woman reaks like booze.
I want to take her in the woods and beat the fuck outta her.
FIRST!
the apple doesn't fall from the tree….
dina needs to get a life.
crazy bitch
oh gosh.
Think Tracey Ulman!
messed up
Hahaha. . .
So when are the naked drunk pictures of mommy dearest going to be posted on perezhilton?? Come on P, find them and post them!!!
Re: Desert Gal –
Doesn't fall FAR FROM the tree… Sorry about the typo…
Re: perez –
and stop using perezzz name, u fuk.
THE ONLY WAY SOMEONE HER AGE CAN STAY PAST THE STAFF IS BY DOING AT LEAST A TEENER BUT MOST LIKELY AN 8 BALL. THAT'S IT AND THAT ALL! SEARCH HER I FUCKING GUARANTEE IT'S THERE, OR I'LL EAT HER STINKY CONTROL TOP PANEL! WHORELETTE
bitch is wack!
How sad.
that's sad, she needs to go home and take herself and all of her kids to extensive therapy!!!!!
she needs to spt living through her kids…. she going to fuck them all up if she doing so
She's got a face like a death mask.
The horror, the horror.
and a liar…if you lied about your REv. Wrightz growing up to jusify hiz g/d/america…then y r u dizzy hiz azzhole NOW?????????]\\\
AFRAID U LOZT ALREADY,,COZ U DID….
REV. AND AL WILL DEBATE FOR U
SINCE YOU'RE CHICKENSHIT OF
HILLARY…WHAT A LOZER.
SAD…..now we know where she gets it from.
scary. have you ever ran into orange oprah?
hey did ya hear Rumor willis made People mags most beautiful people list?
lmao
FIRST!
I think Dina could totally out party linds, maybe shes the one that should head to rehab.
I am the ugliest motherfucker out there and even I wouldn't put it in her. She needs to hide in the house.
Me thinks the old broad needs a proper fucking. For me, I'd rather do her daughter.
aw Perez gives his cold piece of heart to Lindz, how cute. what a LOSER you both are i don't care what everyone else says, you don't even know who Devandra Banhart is! wannabe hipster sucking on the tits of Madonna aren't ya, there's something for your cold heart (stick out of tongue)
Has anyone seen the new commercials for her E! show lately?!? What a fucking trainwreck. It might be one of those shows that people get addicted to but try to hide it from their friends and family. Just…awful.
she is so ugly and orange. Her daughters are even ugly. I feel bad for them they have no parents and are gonna be even uglier when they get old. = (
Do you realize she's 45 years old?????? Good god the woman has the stamina of a damn 14 years old, but then again she surrounds herself with 14 years olds so I suppose its contagious. Yeah I don't like her, and she seems shady and junk, but DAMN if the bitch doesn't look like a woman in her damn 30's! I have to admit she looks really good… wait, me thinks she keeps herself looking that good perhaps by pimping out her kids to Hollywood and them milking them for all their worth….hmm, is that too far off? Man I think I need a kid now.
This woman is a disgrace. She's not a mother.. she's a complete wreck. I feel bad for her kids. No wonder why her marriage fell apart. Stupid old ho'. Trying to push her kids into the limelight cause she never made it. Now she's probably hoping this crap ass show will make her famous.. BOYCOTT THIS SHIT!! MORE CRAP REALITY SCRIPTED GARBAGE FOR THE STUPID MASSES!! Yeah I really wanna watch Dina Hohan and her stupid family. NO THANKS!
Good for her she has fun! Don't be jealous people.
I wonder how Lindsey feels about her mom spending all of her money on booze…
I guess I'm wondering why she was even at the permier of this movie? I believe her "celebrity" if you wanna call it that, is somewhat of a joke at this point. I honestly just laugh when I see video or audio clips of her.
This is the trainwreck that happens when people who have not fully grown up have children. Only adults focused on properly raising children should be parents.
lindsey's mom is so hot while she is one uglt mess tat was a has before she was a been
hair extensions? she needs to watch The Truth About Beauty on UKTV!
I bet the show is going to be funny as hell.
Good for her
Whole family needs to go to Al-Anon. Not AA. Al-Anon - for family members of alcoholics. It's a family problem.
Mom's need to stay home, go to bed early, get up early and make breakfast for everyone.
Well you know that how people party has a lot to do with their genes. What I mean by that is the obvious about people being pre disposed to certain ways of doing things and that includes how they drink and drug. She seems to get that from her mother. Lindsay will probably always have to battle that type of behavior. I used to be the same way when I drank. Alcohol actually energized me and I could drink until 4 am easily. I don't drink anymore since I've had children but the point was that when I did I would usually get a buzz that would keep me going for long hours. I used to drink myself sober. I know that sounds weird but that is how alcohol affects some people.
She's such a disgrace. Not that I'm excusing Lindsay in any way, but I'm sure I would be a little fucked too if I had a mother like that.
Time to boycott the E! Channel. Somewhere around the time Ryan Seacrest got involved it went over to the dark side. Bad enough Kim Kardashian and her trash family were rewarded for her porn tape with a reality show and now the Lohans? Why don't they promote that show for what it is, "Watch Dina destroy another adolescent daughter in search of personal relevancy and a meal ticket!" This from the heir apparent to Dick Clark?
She needs to get real not have a reality show. If it wasnt for her daughter she would be a no one. Isnt her 15 minutes up yet? Please let it be up.
Can anyone say Ramona from Real Housewives of New York! LOL
she looks like she has progeria - that disease kids get that make them rapidly age.
Is her face burnt? She looks strange.
She is a the worst celeb mom…Has Dina Lohan EVER made a dollar for herself?? Her husband supported her while the kids were small, and then he went to jail…by then, the kids were making money..Bullshit..Let me be alone with her for two minutes..I would knock the bitch out…I live in socal, and she is just the meanest person ever..
No wonder Linds acts like she does.
Just like Mariah- You can take the girl out of Long Island………
WHAT CAN I SAY SHE MAKES ME SICK TO MY STOMACH PEACE YALL
Techanina! I love it!
Long Island Trash, like Amy Fisher. FUCKING COKEHEAD.
Another loser druggywood parent trying to live vicariously through her kids. Spending her kids money on clothes, hair and getting her nails done. I'm sure a little Peruvian bam-bam now and again too. Fucking douchebag! I wonder who paid for her nip and tuck? Fat from her ass into her face. ASSFACE!!