Paula Was NOT Drunk Yesterday
Filed under: Exclusives! > Paula Abdul
Paula Abdul's publicist, Jeff Ballard, just sent us the following email.
This is what he has to say:
"Set the record straight…..Paula was NOT drunk yesterday, she did not have a martini yesterday at lunch. It was a sparkling water with lime….she DOES NOT drink……you are just repeating what TMZ had up for a few minutes earlier today and have since taken down completely since they didn't have the proof to back it up…and don't want to risk legal action. It also wasn't her assistant that was with her…it was the head of Talent for FOX.
Do the right thing and correct this erroneous reporting."
And there you have it!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: April 30, 2008 at 4:33 pm



FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!
the woman is a little loopy and thats about it. She explained on Seacrest what happened although its still a weird story, however She did not appear drunk on the show, she just wasn't paying attention…it was like an Ann Curry moment…give her a break its a live show!
LIES! She was too drunk!
she was not drunk first i love her
does she have some monstrous pimple on her forehead or something? those bangs have got to go!!
BITCH, PLEASE…..
okay so she's not drunk, she's just crazy and dumb! WAY better…
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"And there you have it!"
What - your ass on a platter?
Journalism is IN
Blogging is so 5 minutes ago
Erroneous reporting MUST BE OUT
So ridiculous
at least u do it with dignity perez
Lies - soo drunk!
drunkie!!!
i'd rather be drunk than be sober and stupid.
first bitch
bull! first
He should shut his douche hole, at least if she was drunk she would have some sort of excuse for being such a retard. I guess she must be abusing pills then.
FRIST!!!!
whatever that bitch is still on 'something' all the time soo fuck this dude
Maybe she slept through the performances and was pulling the evaluations out of her ass?
LIAR
riiiiight
oh what a load of BS
Fine then. She was on drugs.
Paula is wonderful. She can do no wrong
whatever, she was high then
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with that said….
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she was drink
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Even her publicist notices that you receive a lot of breaking celeb gossip from TMZ.
THANK YOU. I knew that damn story about Paula was such bullshit. Leave her the fuck alone.
I cannot believe how awful she looks! She looks like a man! And as for her stunt last night, maybe she really is just a total moron!
That's bullshit, if she wasn't drunk she was totally pilled out!
you smell that!!!????
I SMELL BULLSHIT!! SHE WAS DRUNK OR ON SOMETHING!!!
Fine then. She was on drugs. Either/or.
PSHHHHHHH…YEA SURE!
AND IM THE COOKIE MONSTER.
YOU KNOW THE BITCH WAS DRUNK
ok then.. now we know for sure SHE WAS HIGH XD
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yeah right!
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Okay so she wasn't drunk… why didn't this emailer explain HOW INSANE SHE WAS ON THE SHOW… i mean it just shows shes not even paying attention and gives BULLSHIT advise
EVEN IF SHE WASN'T DRINKING (PUBLICLY)…SHE'S A MAJOR PILL POPPER!!! OXYCODONE ANYONE?
My God, Anyone can make a mistake, Come on people. Like you have never said something odd in your life a least once. Give her a break!
first
that picture makes her look like a ewok.
shes a crackhead
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not drunk? thats new
Well, maybe she was high then….haha
would someone please give paula more vodka please??????
BULLSHIT!!!!!!
If she is not a drinker then she might have a medical condition that makes her act like she drunk– Maybe she is diabetic
I'd rather her have been drunk, or drugged, last night since she was just awful on idol. Then she would have an excuse.
Well if thats her sober…………
YEAH !!!! LIKE ANYONE WOULD BELIEVE THE WORD OF A FUCKED UP, SHIT EATING, PAID PUBLICIST. THE BITCH WAS OBVIOUSLY BOMBED !!!!!!
Okay, well, at least if she was drunk she'd have a reason for sounding like a blubbering moronic idiot. Now she just looks stupid.
did she get her lips done?
GET A CRIP PAULA - GO TO AA OR BETTY FORD CLINIC BITCH!
Perez, why don't you send Jeff Ballard OUR emails with the subject being "why you are so full of sh$$"
obviously, Paula was not drunk last night. It just shows that American Idol is so scripted!
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OK Then. Then she's still a hilariously self important drug addict.
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Ok, so if she wasn't drunk, then which is it….why she high or has she suffered a series of strokes in the last few years that render her unable to perform the simplest of tasks…such as speech?
Being drunk is probably the best thing going for her, now we can all assume that she has some mental issues or just taking too many meds!
fine guy, whatever, she wasn't drunk. I guess that just means she effing stupid. God, being drunk was her way out…
I guess it's true, she really only does have two brain cells……………….
LMAO suuuuuuuuuuuure!
WAIT A SECOND!!!!!!!!! They don't serve club soda's in a MARTINI GLASS!!!!!! IF she was drinking out of a martini glass then she was drinking…….A MARTINI!!!!! How stupid do these publicists think people are?!!!??
i dont care what anybody says paula is on some shit anyone who has seen her show knows that she needs help and if she is not on something then she has bigger problems then it seems its like stop lieing people arent stupid when they see something like paula abdul and the way she acts you have to think she is on something and her publists say she is not on anything but they dont explain wut the fuck is goin on with her
PEREZ Put Paula's picture and planet of the apes SEPERATED AT BIRTH lol!
so she wasnt drunk, but obviously she had taken some of her pills that day. she is a walking mess with no talent at all. never says a thing that matters on that show. if anyone saw her fabled reality show you know she is on medication daily that makes her f'd up. its quite clear she abuses whatever she is on.
Oh okay. Then what did she swallow with that sparkling water? That was the weirdest thing I've seen on live tv. She was so spaced that she didn't realize that there had only been one round of singing. She SUCKS. She sits in judgment but can't remember what just happened! What IS wrong with her??
LIARS LIARS LIARS….THAT BITCH WAS DRUNK!!!
well what does she blame it on now?? Alcohol is the great excuse…she should run w/it!
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MAKE FUN OF ME FOR STICKING UP FOR HER.
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT.
LEAVE HER ALONE!!!!!
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DAYUM!!!!! You got owned! I told you I wasn't drunk! *hic*
I don't get it. She rather be an idiot vs being drunk?
Come on Paula! You are over 40 years old, you are allowed to drink!
If it were me I would gladly blame my blabbering on the booze!
If she WASN"T drunk then her publicist has a harder job than he thinks. Now he has to try to convince the world that she isn't a complete RETARD - said with all due respect to retarded people.
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"you are just repeating what TMZ had up for a few minutes earlier today .."
And so the blog that is perezhilton.com is summed up succinctly.
Dear Publicist: Do the right thing and tell us why Paula is acting so weird!!! I would get in your ass for not saying what her friggin' problem is and making her look like an ass for no reason at all!!! I would've just blamed it on the alcohol.
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Perez, stop being a salacious asshole. You didn't have to print all the shit about Paula this morning. You had absolutely nan thing to go on, just like the rest of us. One of these days you're going to get your ass in a sling with some defamation lawsuit and your first amendment rights won't protect you.
Maybe The Grinch wasn't drunk….THIS TIME, but her ass was high on something. This has "happened" to her too many times
Re: SHUT UP YOU ASSHOLES. –
RIGHT ON!
She's a crack head
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Drunk or not, she is a fuckin' nut. SOMETHING was wrong with her last night! She may not have been drunk but she definitely was up to something!
Paula just had a senior moment, that is a side effect of people abusing heavy duty pain killers,and approaching that age!!!
she was waisted. period dot com.
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GOD PEREZ, GET IT RIGHT. haha, stuck up people are annoying, she looked drunk to me
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CALL IT WHAT YOU WANNA CALL IT……..PAULAS A FUCKIN ALCOHOLIC!"
………… …………… …………she's just plain loopy too.
So Paula wasn't drunk she's just a fucking idiot - at least if she were drunk she'd have an excuse.
Okay, whatever you say but…in my mind i will always picture her drunk. It's better that i do this way and funnier.
Lets see, one, two. Okay wait, one hand and the other hand makes two. One leg to stand on, no that would also be two. You mean Paula cant count to two sober?? Woman has alzheimer's then, I think I'd rather have the booze comments floating around. Oh that woman is sick sick sick. Not just sick sick. Okay thats a big 10:4…."what paula, you dont understand 10:4? Nev A Mind its a lot harder than one, two."
She doesn't drink … riiiiiiiiight! If she really doesn't drink, then she must be popping a ton of pills!
If you're not allowed to guess she's drunk, can we at LEAST say she's a stupid twit? I mean…GEEZ, don't we have ENOUGH evidence to back THAT up?!?!?!
Urgay Fat Nipple, must be frustrating to be her publicist maybe you should offer him a job.