Quote of the Day

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“It’s jealousy, man. It’s human. I’m jealous of Jay-Z, Bill Gates, Rupert Murdoch. I feel for these people who wish they could be on reality television and not in their cubicles. You got to thank your haters.”

- Spencer Pratt on his success, tells the new issue of Rolling Stone

Posted: Apr 30, 2008 at 9:15 am / Email this »

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AntiHeidi says – reply to this

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Gag.
jessy says – reply to this

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this kid is the ultimate DOUCHE
mj says – reply to this

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what a stupid butt head…he really does look like him.
Aimée says – reply to this

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Somebody needs to off this a@#hole.
Jasmine says – reply to this

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omg he soo cute!!
bean says – reply to this

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Ya, like we're all dying to be on reality TV, you big loser.
alisa says – reply to this

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bahaha….. hes annoying.. but i do love the hills dont get me wrong
Jo says – reply to this

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Loser
Cari says – reply to this

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Can you please stop posting anything about them. You fueling the media whore machine!
MM says – reply to this

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I guess being a douche does pay…………
NICE..I LIKED BEEVIZ/BUTTHEAD says – reply to this

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”””””””'LUV PEREZZZZZZLLLHILLARYLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
spencersAfuckingRetard says – reply to this

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i seriously hate this asswipe. why is he famous? hes such a DOUCHE, ps, wtf does that lame ass quote even mean?
A Guy from Indy says – reply to this

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Who does this guy think he is? What has he done that's worth anything?
Amanda says – reply to this

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I love "The Hills", but this fool is pathetic and he makes my skin crawl! I wish I was on reality television so I could kick his ass.
wow says – reply to this

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WOW
hahahahhahaha fag.
stef says – reply to this

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he's so freaking retarded its hard to watch.
eyes says – reply to this

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7th!! YESSS
Aimee says – reply to this

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Success….. Really?
ginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa says – reply to this

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Who is this??
hellokittygirl says – reply to this

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Success??? He's got 14 minutes left. What a douche!
Gia Jolie says – reply to this

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Is this a joke? That's why I cancelled my subscription to sell-out Rolling Stone(ers). Interviewing NOBODIES is a low!
MCCAINZ NOW ON C=SPAN says – reply to this

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RUNNING HIS TRAPP ABOUT FIVALOUZ LAWSUITZ
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
IZN'T HE BEING INVEZTIGATED FOR TAKING GANGZTER FUNDZ???
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
OBAMAZ A LIAR/CHICKENZHIT OF A GIRL..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Juice Tuna says – reply to this

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Ohhhhh pleeeze!
Rikki Tikki Tavvy says – reply to this

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Who is this guy? I see you posting stories about him and some fug blonde but have no idea who he is. Can he really be that successful if he's unknown to most of the human race?
Team L.C. says – reply to this

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He totally look like him, but also looks a puppet with wood teeth!
eyes says – reply to this

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17th is amazing also.. and so is 18TH!!! yea
samich says – reply to this

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This guy couldn't be a bigger douche if he was adopted by Summers Eve. Isn't the 15 minutes up on all these "Hills" morons yet?
Crisi says – reply to this

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Is his 5 minutes up yet??
EVERYONEHATESSPENCER.COM says – reply to this

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HE IS SUCH AN IDIOT!!! DOES HE NOT KNOW THAT NO ONE IN THIS WORLD GIVES A RATS ASS ABOUT HIM. AND THE ONLY REASON ANYONE KNOWS HIS NAME IS BECAUSE OF HEIDI AND ALL THE CRAP SHE STIRS UP.
briebabe says – reply to this

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what a fuckin douche. yea i'm jealous of YOU buddy. out of everyone in hollywood we are jealous of you. can this dude just die already?
Rude Dude says – reply to this

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I'm proud to be in my cubicle Baby….YEAH!!!!
Matty says – reply to this

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Douch!! Who the fuck does he think he is? This is why the rest of the world hates us–people like him!
Monkey B says – reply to this

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WE WANNA KNOW ABOUT MADONNA FIRST DAY SALES, NO ABOUT SPENCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CM says – reply to this

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Wow. Would you mind not giving him the time of day anymore, Perez? Please boycott this douche bag!
kbhg says – reply to this

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What an idiot!!!
jenn says – reply to this

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major douche…
Perez..iz a girl now..zo fine... says – reply to this

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obamaz a chickenzhit
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz and a liar
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzztell that rev. to ztfu..hez killing me.zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzhey rev…u r bi/racial..not black..someone
tell him he grew up rich..not poor…obama u lied about thiz..and
now it bit your azzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzztoo bad….
meme says – reply to this

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No, Spenser, you stupid ass. I LIKE sitting in my cubicle, making far more money than you and having my privacy to lead my life.

That boy is a moron.
rockinkiwi says – reply to this

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He's successful? Sorry, but I'm not sure what he has to offer that makes him such a success. If he wasn't on this so-called reality show, he'd have nothing to go on. He's talentless, and the only person he's kidding is himself.
kate says – reply to this

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sad when you've become complacent with the fact that all your life will amount to is your role as a reality star
renee says – reply to this

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He is so ugly cant stand blond guys and his gums irk me when he smiles………………she can do soooo much better
Ridge says – reply to this

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I hate to break this to you, Sprencer, but we are not the least bit jealous. I think "repulsed" would be a better description of our feelings toward you.
Erin says – reply to this

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Wow, didn't think he could get more douchey…

prick
asa says – reply to this

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i still have no clue who this guy is.
carrie says – reply to this

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omg i hateee spencer
pup says – reply to this

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He's jealous because those people have TALENT. In 3 years what will he be doing? Having PB & J with Ian Ziering. Lame.
Bdub says – reply to this

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What a dick. Five years from now nobody will give a shit about this idiot (not that they do NOW), and he'll have nothing but his empty desire for more celebrity. This quote makes him sound as if he sees himself as somehow better than others or lucky. At least people in cubicles won't be washed up in five years for lack of any marketable skill. Good luck to ya, asshole.
Dee says – reply to this

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No, it's not jealousy. We're just waiting for the episode where your freaky, plastic girlfriend wakes up and dumps your ass.
scott says – reply to this

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haha. funny!
pootle says – reply to this

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this guy obviously lives in a bubble !
Lizette says – reply to this

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this kid is an idiot…wake up!! this kids complain about stupid things. give me a break.
ted says – reply to this

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Steve, the ultimate party animal.
anon says – reply to this

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he might look like beavis, but he's definately a butthead.
Haybri says – reply to this

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I really do not like him… He makes me want to Barf…
TonyD says – reply to this

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IDIOT! Get over yourself. Your 15 minutes were up 15 months ago. The only relevant thing about him is that hot piece of a$$ he keeps hanging out with.
Jen says – reply to this

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I agree with Jessy, ultimate douche for sure. HAHAHAHHAHA God, I can't look at him without wanting to take him out of his misery. LOL!!! WTF would any of us be jealous about? They make themselves look like morons every chance they get.
lauren says – reply to this

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omg, how dellusional is this fucker? seriously? everyone is LAUGHING at what douchebags he and heidi are. i find them annoying because they are 1) tools and 2) offer nothing/have no talent/are famous for nothing.

i work in an office and i sure as hell don't want to be on reality tv nor am i jealous of these two. jealous of angelina jolie or gwen stefani? hell yeah, they're beautiful, rich, talented and get to bone hot men. jealous of heidi and spencer? no thanks!
nee says – reply to this

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um. yeah. sure, spenc. keep thinking that.
Realizer says – reply to this

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I just have to point this out…. besides Spencer being a total douchebag, his girlfriend also has a potato head.

Rumer Willis has one.
Heidi Montage has one as well. Watch closely and you'll notice it and laugh. I can't help it when I see her.
HAHAHAHAHA says – reply to this

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WHAT A FUCKING TOOL!!!!!!!! I pity how ugly you really are, inside and out, Spencer Pratt. I know you are reading this, you vain, homely spoiled piece of shit.
gigi says – reply to this

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dude, we fucking hate you because you're a douche. you have no talent, you're uglier than sin, and you have no talent. Oh, did I forget to mention you have no talent? Douchebag cocksucker.
CATHIE says – reply to this

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So in other words he enjoys being America's biggest douche?
Melissa says – reply to this

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Oh please, is this loser for real? I'm so sick of hearing about this idiot and his airhead girlfriend. Get a f-ing real job and shut the f*** up. Idiots, lame as mindless ppl who have enormous ego's that they've seriously deluded themselves into thinking someone is really envious of their "fame." When is a**hole and his girlfriend gonna get a clue that nobody cares about them….
ummm not really says – reply to this

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Why would i want to be on reality tv?????
jackie says – reply to this

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That is an excellent Seperated at Birth
Sarah says – reply to this

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Hahahaha……..is this dude for real? Jealous…umm..okay then!! That's what it must be. It couldn't possibly have anything to do with the fact that you're a twit!!!
Sarah says – reply to this

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Right now, I am sitting in my cubicle thanking the higher powers that I am NOT Spencer Pratt…
a says – reply to this

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Reminding the world why no one likes him.
ashley says – reply to this

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i always thought spencer looked like Sid from toy story.
bitchslap says – reply to this

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it may be just me but this butt fuck makes Perez look straight.
trix says – reply to this

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Gee, Spencer, I don't think there are enough hours in a day for you to thank all your haters. Lucky you!
Person with a life says – reply to this

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Success? Yeah right.

This guy is the king of DOUCHEBAGS.

He wouldn't know success if it lopped off his tiny little…oh, nevermind.
geez says – reply to this

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Does anyone else get the overwhelming urge to punch your monitor?
bwonks says – reply to this

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its true i'm in a cubicle and i want to be a bad actor on reality tv. he's on to something.
Brianna says – reply to this

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This guy reminds me of the stereotypical sleazy car salesman. He and Heidi are wannabees. Are they really in a relationship because I always thought he looked gay?
Amanda says – reply to this

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Hate to say it but he is right! I would LOVE to be doing what they get to do! Pat people who watch the show are definitely jealous.. They are living THE LIFE while I'm up @ 8 am living in MN , making 45K a year! Uggh!! I love the Hills and wish I were part of it
La Diva says – reply to this

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I'm sick of these f-ing reality wannabe stars. I can't even call them stars since they are all untalented and undeserving of the attention they get. I rather sit in my cubicle than be some seriously desperate as fame-seekers that are notorious for calling the paparazzi just to get some publicity. Grow some f-ing balls Spencer and take your fake as un-talented girlfriend and get a real job losers. Try craigslist.org.
a-palled says – reply to this

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NO ONE WANTS TO BE ON REALITY TELEVISION YOU HUMONGOUS DOUCHEBAG!
The entire rest of the world doesn't work in cubicles either, you moron, maybe you should get out more.
Kate says – reply to this

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Newsflash.. reality tv is not the prestigious job he thinks it is….
loveMaegan.com says – reply to this

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seriously, this guy is SUCH AN IDIOT and so is that twat he's with. They're made for each other.
kate says – reply to this

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I dont feel jealous of him. Luckily I also don't work in a cubicle.
Jen says – reply to this

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ugh what an IDIOT! Nobody likes you jerk!!
Christine says – reply to this

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What the fuck is he talking about? Somebody obviously has dillusional thoughts of self grandeur. If it was not for this website, I wouldn't even know who this douchebag is. I won't watch the show he's on because it seems pretty juvenile and senseless, not to mention badly scripted.
Tin says – reply to this

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This guy is a major dirty douche with fake ass chalky teeth.

CAN YOU GUYS PLEASE STOP WATCHING "THE HILLS" AND PUT THESE POOR SOULS OUT OF THEIR DILLUSIONAL MISERY????

THINK OF THE CHILDREN, PLEASE!!!
emily says – reply to this

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Spencer, as I sit in my cubicle overwhelmed with envy, wishing i was you — ugly, talentless, parastic — I find solace in the fact that I have a SOUL. And yet I can look into the future and see a Spencer Pratt @ 40, greasy, wrinkled, doing Hair Club for Men ads on the side….relegated to Reality TV for the rest of your "career". Enjoy!
Kimmy Gibbler says – reply to this

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SPOKEN LIKE A TRUE DOUCHEBAG!!!!! This guy is the biggest fucking moron I have ever seen or heard in my life. PEREZ, STOP POSTING ON THESE 2 FUCKWADS!!!
brit says – reply to this

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Its not that people are hating its that him and his retarded girlfriend are annoying as fuck. Who does this loser think he is putting himself at the same level as jay-z lol heidi def aint no beyonce LOL
Kate says – reply to this

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what a fucking idiot. this kid has serious mental problems.
Kimmy Gibbler says – reply to this

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SPENCER, I THINK I HEAR "THE SURREAL LIFE" CALLING YOUR NAME!! ASSWIPE.
Larry says – reply to this

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Spencer "Douchebag" Pratt = No Talent Ass Clown
Nicole says – reply to this

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Spencer Pratt is only famous for one reason and one reason only. Heidi… and in all actuality the only reason Heidi is famous is because of Lauren, so I think Spencer should really thank Lauren for being famous. He's such a shit head.
Donna says – reply to this

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Why does this guy get press? He never has an original thought nor does he really believe his own hype. You got to thank your haters? Who does he think he is - Kanye? PLEASE - GET THIS GUY OFF MY COMPUTER! Dissing people in there cubicles is just a form of self-hate. He is a minor player in a reality show that is losing its mo - go back you your cube, Spence, and get a real life.
dfdf says – reply to this

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Any loser can be on reallity show nowdays…
He is the type of guy when u take just one good look at his face and u know he is slimy, sleezball, jerk, etc. What a moron lol
Kimmy Gibbler says – reply to this

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All being on reality tv means is that you can't get any other kind of real job. In 2 years you'll be hocking socks on QVC just to still be on tv and the rest of the world in their "cubicles" will continue with their lives making money, enjoying privacy in life, and being content knowing they're not exposed as talentless fuckwits like every other washed up douche on reality tv. Spencer, sweetie, no one is jealous of you. Trust me. You and your talentless twin live in a solar system all your own. I would die before being on reality tv.
ew! says – reply to this

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He is such a smug, cocky douchebag. I'd rather be sittin' here in my cubicle day after day than make an ass out of myself on TV and think that I'm hot shit cos I date a girl that had to have surgery in order to become a little less fugly.
KKK says – reply to this

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THIS guy is the biggest douche bag ever. PEREZ PLEASE stop posting shit about him and his dip fuck girlfriend MAYBE then they will GO away. PLEASE for the love of god.
sasha says – reply to this

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i can't WAIT until the day when heidi & spencer disappear from blogs, magazines, and mtv.
madmax says – reply to this

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Please make him stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! how dare he even think he could be anything like these people he mentioned. He is a talentless douche who is riding the coatails of his talentless girlfriend. The paparazzi should boycott him and just make him fall into an abyss of obscurity.
sue says – reply to this

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LOL, omg…now that i think about it. TOTALLY!!! haha.

ps. spencer sucks.
em says – reply to this

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I knew i'd seen him somewhere before