This Is Not A Joke

Filed under: Rumer Willis

Rumer Willis has just been named one of People magazine's "100 Most Beautiful."

For real.

Discuss!

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Posted: Apr 30, 2008 at 9:30 am / Email this »

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VICILICIOUS says – reply to this

801

LMAO..

HER COUGAR MOTHER MUSTVE PULLED SOME STRINGS!
dramaqueen82 says – reply to this

802

That pisses me off, because I'm for damn sure I'm hotter than the potato head and I'm not on a 100 most beautiful people list. Damn, Perez, you're hotter than her…why are you not on the list?
lindsey says – reply to this

803

ok, seriously she is GROSS! who considers her enlongated face pretty? They must have paid a fourtune to get her named!
LeonA'$ Gho$t, yep, gotta admit, back and BETTER THAN EVER, biyatches!!!!! says – reply to this

804

The only way Potato-Face will ever be hot is if she falls into an active volcano.
Mooo says – reply to this

805

well i don't think she's ugly…
she's got something.

perez do you know the saying People in the Glass Houses Shouldn't Throw Stones x))
B says – reply to this

806

Is the issue out? If she is on there and Stephen Colbert is not, then the world is dead to me.
Trishness says – reply to this

807

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *breathe* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *wipes tear* thats too funny
brittany! says – reply to this

808

If she was any number higher than 100, I will never buy People again.
Lindsey says – reply to this

809

Rumer is a hot fucking girl. She's got really interesting beauty and I dig it. Everyone needs to lay the fuck off her. For reals.
Taina says – reply to this

810

ew, she has the wonkiest face i've ever seen ;P
kisses from braziiil
c says – reply to this

811

she looks like ur beloved aygnus there
Megan says – reply to this

812

Why?
Jessica says – reply to this

813

Maybe the guy who picked the celebrities on the list has craniodiaphyseal dysplasia like Rocky Dennis did on that movie "Mask" in which Cher played Rocky's mom…..

This is the only reason I can come up with. Otherwise it makes no damn sense there are other putas that deserve that title in Hollywood…I'm sure of it.
jack snap says – reply to this

814

This just shows you that just like the Oscars the one with the biggest budget "wins"
pam says – reply to this

815

wow they didnt even TRY to hide the fact that this year's list was completely paid by the stars' agents. i mean come on kate hudson! she's great, she really is. but most beautiful! that's strteching it a little bit. i mean someone like leighton meester desreved it mroe than her
CUBANA says – reply to this

816

YOU CAN NOT BE SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE HAS GOT TO BE ONE OF THE HOMELIEST BITCHES I'VE SEEN, I CAN NOT BELIEVE HER MOTHER IS SO BEAUTIFUL AND SHE LOOKS LIKE THAT AND FOR HER TO BE VOTED ANYTHING??? THAT IS JUST CRAZY
Anon says – reply to this

817

Did they run out of ppl? Are there only 99 people in Hollywood so they had to stick her in for the hell of it? Ugh… FUG!
arepita says – reply to this

818

WOW! Are they being sarcastic or something??
Bunnie says – reply to this

819

Most beautiful Idaho potato. Complete with eyes.
N says – reply to this

820

Okay she could have been beautiful like her Mother but oh noooo………..she had to end up w/ her Dad's mouth and chin/jaw line! Arrgghhh!!!
tara says – reply to this

821

WTF?!!!!!!
:(
PEOPLE_ARE_WHORES says – reply to this

822

…THAT SELL SPOTS ON THEIR LIST FOR PRIME DOLLAR. They are no better than politicians who vote according to special interest groups. BOYCOTT BRIBERY and PHONINESS!
PS: Whoever compared Rumer and Agyness should be shot…in the ass. Agyness is unique and full of personality; Rumer is just…a rumor. Plausible but false.
Stephanie says – reply to this

823

I saw this and couldn't believe it! She is way too FUGLY for that list…
dflo81 says – reply to this

824

you have got to be fuckin' kidding me…then anybody has a chance….
Irene Gracey Size 0 says – reply to this

825

First of all, too fat. Second, her parents must have paid someone off.
castelli says – reply to this

826

money can buy u anything
Debbie says – reply to this

827

Amy Winehouse is probably on the same list!
Alison says – reply to this

828

WWHHHHHAAAAATTTT????!!!!??!!! (ew)
liz h. says – reply to this

829

Please! The list is rigged.
Confused says – reply to this

830

Mr. Ed turned up in Hollywood last night looking fabulous…..
wez says – reply to this

831

why?! she looks like a bird with a massive chin problem. it is bizarre she looks like this when her parents are hot. people are definitely not looking hard enough for these beautiful people
Sarah says – reply to this

832

If SHE is on the list, than any one of us could be on the list. That list was just totally invalidated - it means shite!!
Cynthia says – reply to this

833

SERIOUSLY! I mean come on! 800+ comments saying "NO WAY" and only 3 saying she is "HOT".
Is that you and yourself posting plus points on here, Rumer? HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Perez, please do a poll so PEOPLE MAGAZINE knows the what the real PEOPLE think.
Carl says – reply to this

834

are you sure it's not the 100 ugliest??
I mean WTF??
nay says – reply to this

835

gag me
keith and nicole says – reply to this

836

Demi and Bruce are obviously in bed with People magazine, otherwise NO WAY!
heather says – reply to this

837

It's not like she's the first ugly chick to have this type of thing happen. Miley Cyrus, Penelope Cruz, Jamie Lee Curtis, Sarah Jessica Parker: There are a lot of unattractive women that have been called beautiful.
Michelle says – reply to this

838

They must have ran out of beautiful people.

Now if she were the most beautiful of the Veggie Tales, maybe. But not people.
KARMAPOLICE says – reply to this

839

Wow..you guys are SOO mean. She's really not that ugly give the girl a break
natalie says – reply to this

840

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA oh great christ.
Cinbad says – reply to this

841

WTF..is RIGHT! WHATEVER!!!
amy says – reply to this

842

just goes to show you how much People Mag is worth now. the 100 is a joke.
Staci says – reply to this

843

Ugly!
ASHLEY GARDNER says – reply to this

844

SHE IS GROSS!! HER FACE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE RAN OVER IT… AND IF HER PARENTS WERE NOT WHO THEY ARE ….. SHE WOULD BE THE UGLY GIRL IN SCHOOL THAT HAS NO FRIENDS!!! NASTY!! NASTY!!!
Sarah says – reply to this

845

Just shows that even though you have an ass ugly deformed face with a Jay Leno chin, as long as your parents are famous, you instantly become "beautiful" and "famous" as well.
Erin says – reply to this

846

she is fugg she looks like a catchers mitt
pixiecandy says – reply to this

847

I actually think she looks beautiful here. she has great skin and eyes like her mother. she pretty. People are way to hard on her, i would hate to be her and have to look at all the mean shit people are saying. i would fucking cry. you guys should be more sensitive, because i am sure half of you arent nearly as good looking as her, and probably have no right calling someone ugly. most of the people i see who go on this site, friends, randoms, and who make comments ( i see this pink screen everywhere) have no business calling anyone ugly.
patti says – reply to this

848

How much did that cost Bruce?????
Maralee says – reply to this

849

Um, that is sick. This child is so unfortunate looking. To call her one of the "top 100 beautiful" people is sick! I agree with the first comment, how much did they pay for this honor? Hollywood must be a really ugly place, if she made the list!
focked off says – reply to this

850

what a focking crock of shizzz innit x
Mr Savvy says – reply to this

851

Like, DUH!!! The further up the Hollywood money and fame chain you are, the more contacts and influence you have. However much both Bruce Willis and Demi Moore are has-beens, this doesn't change their "STAR" status. Just knowing the right people will guarantee your dog-ugly daughter makes it on a fucked-up list like this one.
lorena says – reply to this

852

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA, that HAS to be a joke
Katie says – reply to this

853

She is heinous
Karwan says – reply to this

854

I'm PRETTY sure either her parents or SHE payed People… C'mon this Robyn/Agyness wannabe??? I DON'T THINK SO…. Most beautiful my ass….
steve says – reply to this

855

While I don't hate her and think that Perez is mean, why is she even on the list? What has she done? I'm curious to see who isn't on the list if she made it.
Maria says – reply to this

856

That poor girl couldn't be more hideous & she's obviously brainless too. Famous for doing absolutely nothing & proud of it. YIKES!!!
Dana says – reply to this

857

………………………..they ARE kidding, right?
nat says – reply to this

858

If thats "BEAUTIFUL" …then IM "DROP-DEAD GORGEOUS"
Obama Bin Laden says – reply to this

859

How many camels for that fine beauty? Has she been trained in pleasure at the fine institutes you call "rehab"?
Liz says – reply to this

860

GROSS!!! Does ANYONE think she's even remotely attractive???
Cathy says – reply to this

861

The Potato Board must have sponsored her.
Lizzy says – reply to this

862

RIDICULOUS

Just because she's putting her skanky self out there doesn't mean they have to pretend they think she's beautiful.

Now, I don't think she's pretty - but granted she's not all that hideous … but she's definitely bad enough that I can name a million others worthy of her spot, I'm sure.
pretty says – reply to this

863

My asshole is better looking.
What? Huh? says – reply to this

864

100 Most Beautiful Potatoes?
If by"Most Beautiful" you mean Horseface? says – reply to this

865

If by "Most Beautiful" you mean she is horse face, monster chin, then yes she certainly is most beautiful.

If her parents were not celebrities she would receive 0, ZERO!! attention from any magazine, casting agent, etc.

Rumour, you're a horsefaced wannabe. Sorry doll, but maybe you should focus on talents, which are NOT your looks.
autumn says – reply to this

866

OMG! WHAAAAT?????!!!!!!!!!!!!?????
LMNOP says – reply to this

867

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH!!!!!! That is hilarious…but seriously why???
beth says – reply to this

868

r u fucking serious?! you've GOT to be kidding..right?!
drea says – reply to this

869

are the f**k serious!!!
woow how much did they pay
this has got to be a joke!!!
Lame says – reply to this

870

Shouldn't it be called most beautiful rich/famous people? I've seen better looking people at Wal Mart. Having parents doesn't make you beautiful.
Heather says – reply to this

871

They are f-ing smoking crack. No amount of photoshop, make-up or fancy clothes can make that ugly potato head look good. She looks like a stuck up little bitch too.
aL says – reply to this

872

i'm not buying people magazine anymore!
rugg says – reply to this

873

Most Beautiful WHAT? You didn't finish the sentence! Ha!
emily says – reply to this

874

ew?
Rio Rae says – reply to this

875

EWWWWAAAAA..she is so ugly..I feel bad saying it bc I try to give everyone a fair chance..but come on! to go as far as Most beautiful person is a liiiitle much..that tells me..money speaks loud in this buiness!
latin lover says – reply to this

876

Are you sure it is People magazine and not HORSE AFICIONADO?????
laurynmarie says – reply to this

877

wow, wow, wow, thats scary……..they honestly cant be serious? do employees at people magazine think we will believe that? my dog is better looking!
Mrs. James McAvoy says – reply to this

878

OY VEY!
Pootytang says – reply to this

879

Why exactly did they vote for her? Maybe they meant to put her mom instead. They have plastic surgery to sand off that potato chin; why can't she just go get it?
brakeljac says – reply to this

880

ru freakin kiddin me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just because she has famous BEAUTIFUL parents doesn't mean she is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
marimarimari says – reply to this

881

so did the guy that kept his family in the basement in austria make the top 5
lapple says – reply to this

882

she is proof that two hot people usually make an ugly baby
jessica says – reply to this

883

i'd say she gave them .. a huge amount of cash for this ?
elizabeth says – reply to this

884

what is wrong with her face????
steve says – reply to this

885

i never say shiz but i seriously just lost all respect for the that mag… come on PEOPLE!!!!! that's like placing george w bush on the list of the top 10 best presidents ever
hollywood is fake ass! says – reply to this

886

She's NOT.
kathy says – reply to this

887

she is very ugly, her MOm is much better looking
paul says – reply to this

888

why is she soooooooo very ugly ????
she has too good looking parents , why the ugly offspring???
mary says – reply to this

889

ewww she is soooo ugly!! I hope the little cunt is reading this too!
kiki says – reply to this

890

she still looks bette than you perez
cuntface says – reply to this

891

she looks like a lesbo.
redsongia says – reply to this

892

She looks like sponge bob square pants.
Josh says – reply to this

893

She looks like a potato head! Big head and small eyes, big mouf (mouth) and HUGE CHIN. GROSS!
slfbflsd says – reply to this

894

not with that haircut!!!
&hearts says – reply to this

895

a late april fools???
Kat says – reply to this

896

hahaha….. she probably topped the list right after Jaon Rivers
erin says – reply to this

897

WHAT?! ew
miriam says – reply to this

898

oh no ! it must be a joke !!! she is the ugliest girl all around the world !
if she is one of the "100 most beautiful" than i'am miss univers!!!
karly says – reply to this

899

why is she blonde…
it looks horrible
Philippe says – reply to this

900

This is such an UGLY BITCH! People magazine should stop issuing it's Most Beautiful issue, especially after that issue with the ugly Barrymore bitch on the cover last year.

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