Mariah Gets Married!!!! Carey Elopes With Cannon!!!!!!!!
Filed under: Mariah Carey > Nick Cannon
This engagement didn't last long!
Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are ALREADY MARRIED.
And they'll probably be divorced by Monday!
The pair wed in a secret ceremony on Wednesday, Latina magazine is reporting.
A "source" close to Cannon - probably his publicist - ratted the newlyweds out!
The nuptials are said to have taken place on an island and the small ceremony was "very impulsive," according to the source.
Let's hope it wasn't legally binding! Or let's hope she got a good prenup!
Nick's gonna want some Mimi money! The cheap bastard couldn't even afford to buy her a new engagement ring!
Carey's close friend, rapper DaBrat, was one of a few people to attend the quickie wedding.
Shit, you guys think Mariah is also pregnant????
Too crazy!!!!!
[Images via WENN.]




Super dumb slut!
Hate this stupid cunt!
he wanted her to marry him b4 she found out about the ring.
Divorce by Monday!
WHATTTTTT AHHHHHHHH
Nastiest bride EVER!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA, recycled ring!
yo
WHORE
ugh.
seriously? she must still be crazy or just desperate! C'mon mimi could do SOOOOOOOOOOOO much better than that Will Smith wannabe
Hope he takes her for half!
CONGRATS. . .1st!!!!
what????
UHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
possibly first?
no way jose!
if this is true she needs to get help again
AAAAH
PEREZ THIS BETTER NOT BE SOME STUPID STUNT! YOU BETTER COME THROUGH WITH DETAILS!!!!
first!
no shiz
He must be good in bed.
Slutty McSlut-ster!
Hmmm no way. Lost for words. But he is only a baby. ;-p
SHES PREGNANTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
first! omg ew
I think it is called publicity..she does have an album out.
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
first omg ew!
Who the fuck cares about either of these overrated fugs?
I hope this is just for publicity
!!!
????!!!????
I smell a publicity stunt. Did someone here just drop an alblum? I think so….
WHAAAT MADNESSSSSSSSSS
You can't leave us hanging like that!!!! DETAILS!!!!!!
I guess he has a big cock to fill up her gaping cunt
Haha I doubt this will last very long.
Whaaat
God I hope not Nick is a lame
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WHAT?!?!?!?! Wasn't she dating someone else for the last few years?
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WAY to out P.R. Madonna and Ashlee Simpson, Mariah! Poppa Joe Simpson must be so pissed by her coup.
PEREZ!!!!! You are shittin' me….NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! This is too good!
I give them two months tops
oh shit! first
first! wtf?
HOW GAY IS THAT
I am NOT a DUMB SLUT. Get a life!!!
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no friggin way!
FIRST!!!!!!! You gotta be lying perez? Didn't that bitch just meet the dude? What a fucking JOKE!
OK, IF THIS IS TRUE??? I GIVE THEM 1 WEEK. NICK CANNON IS SUCH A LOSER…….WHATEVER
they'll be broken up just as quick
first?! publicity stunt!
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That will be one ugly ass bebe
what a desperate cunt she is.
WOW!
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WTF..!!!!!
GET OUT!!!!
good luck to them both!
wow BIG mistake…. how long until its annulled?
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Love her, she can do whatever she's still the hottest:-)
and with the recycled ring haha i give them less than a month..
gross!!!!
Ack! #2
I suppose it happens despite the "rumors" about her ring!
Do you think she'll take the sunglasses off in bed and…who's on top?
Seriously no1 gives a fuck about this fat bitch!
Stop talking about her perez obsessesed fuck!
Her fame is over and she cant sing nemore….
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DAYUM she moves FAST! i still love her though thats crazy we need details nowwwwww ily perez
CONGRATS!! .. Im sure it'll last the whole 7 months
first
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ALREADY!!!! geez that was fast
1ST
WTF
I think she has more money than him, and she's more famous, which makes this a smart move for him… i.e. K-FED…
HE WAS JUST ENGAGED!!! Does he just NEED to get married to SOMEBODY?
I hope this isn't true, I like them both, but this could be bad.
I give it 6 months or less
WHAT???
Is anyone taking bets on how long this will last?
Say whaaaaat??
serious?
WOW! I wonder how long this will last for them? 2 weeks? 4 weeks? 6 weeks? A YEAR???
Congratulations and good luck to the loving couple.
Wait until she finds out about the ring!
firts!
wee
first
first
she's got the sloppy seconds… HAHAHA hate her new album
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! He's such a tard! She could do so much better!!!!!!
CRAZY!
What a weird couple. And the engagement ring is pathetic. But whatever floats her boat I guess.
TWO WORDS: Publicity. Stunt.
You gotta feel sorry for the guy… guess he's really an idiot.
haha, this shit cannot be true, perez
PEREZ!
How DARE you leave us with a cliff-hanger???!!!
HOW DARE YOU???!!!