Mariah Gets Married!!!! Carey Elopes With Cannon!!!!!!!!

This engagement didn't last long!

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are ALREADY MARRIED.

And they'll probably be divorced by Monday!

The pair wed in a secret ceremony on Wednesday, Latina magazine is reporting.

A "source" close to Cannon - probably his publicist - ratted the newlyweds out!

The nuptials are said to have taken place on an island and the small ceremony was "very impulsive," according to the source.

Let's hope it wasn't legally binding! Or let's hope she got a good prenup!

Nick's gonna want some Mimi money! The cheap bastard couldn't even afford to buy her a new engagement ring!

Carey's close friend, rapper DaBrat, was one of a few people to attend the quickie wedding.

Shit, you guys think Mariah is also pregnant????

Too crazy!!!!!

[Images via WENN.]

Posted: May 1, 2008 at 1:01 pm / Email this »

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What a stupid whore! says – reply to this

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Super dumb slut!
Jen says – reply to this

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Hate this stupid cunt!
amanda says – reply to this

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he wanted her to marry him b4 she found out about the ring.
Jenni says – reply to this

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Divorce by Monday!
ashley says – reply to this

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WHATTTTTT AHHHHHHHH
Your mom says – reply to this

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Nastiest bride EVER!
Mariah sucks donkey dick! says – reply to this

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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA, recycled ring!
Jaxson says – reply to this

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yo
Nick says – reply to this

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WHORE
stupid whore says – reply to this

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ugh.
hi says – reply to this

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seriously? she must still be crazy or just desperate! C'mon mimi could do SOOOOOOOOOOOO much better than that Will Smith wannabe
MARIAH IS A CUNT says – reply to this

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Hope he takes her for half!
mel says – reply to this

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CONGRATS. . .1st!!!!
xtina says – reply to this

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what????
kenn says – reply to this

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UHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
possibly first?
no way jose says – reply to this

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no way jose!

if this is true she needs to get help again
lauren says – reply to this

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AAAAH
Jen says – reply to this

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PEREZ THIS BETTER NOT BE SOME STUPID STUNT! YOU BETTER COME THROUGH WITH DETAILS!!!!
kathy griffin rocks says – reply to this

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first!
kdsj says – reply to this

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no shiz
R. Doza says – reply to this

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He must be good in bed.
Nick is retarded says – reply to this

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Slutty McSlut-ster!
julie says – reply to this

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Hmmm no way. Lost for words. But he is only a baby. ;-p
zeshma says – reply to this

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SHES PREGNANTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
tab says – reply to this

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first! omg ew
loLA says – reply to this

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I think it is called publicity..she does have an album out.
chelsea says – reply to this

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FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tab says – reply to this

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first omg ew!
gg says – reply to this

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Who the fuck cares about either of these overrated fugs?
Nastiest couple eva says – reply to this

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I hope this is just for publicity
sss says – reply to this

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!!!
Cristal says – reply to this

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????!!!????
HellYeah says – reply to this

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I smell a publicity stunt. Did someone here just drop an alblum? I think so….
ashley says – reply to this

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WHAAAT MADNESSSSSSSSSS
Liz says – reply to this

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You can't leave us hanging like that!!!! DETAILS!!!!!!
WTF ever says – reply to this

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I guess he has a big cock to fill up her gaping cunt
TM says – reply to this

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Haha I doubt this will last very long.
Moi says – reply to this

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Whaaat
Jasmine says – reply to this

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God I hope not Nick is a lame
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Terry says – reply to this

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WHAT?!?!?!?! Wasn't she dating someone else for the last few years?
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kzdiver says – reply to this

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WAY to out P.R. Madonna and Ashlee Simpson, Mariah! Poppa Joe Simpson must be so pissed by her coup.
Safia says – reply to this

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PEREZ!!!!! You are shittin' me….NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! This is too good!
HA! says – reply to this

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I give them two months tops
Amanda says – reply to this

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oh shit! first
rebecc says – reply to this

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first! wtf?
WTF Magnet says – reply to this

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HOW GAY IS THAT
Mariah says – reply to this

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I am NOT a DUMB SLUT. Get a life!!!
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mandyberg says – reply to this

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no friggin way!
LULU says – reply to this

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FIRST!!!!!!! You gotta be lying perez? Didn't that bitch just meet the dude? What a fucking JOKE!
OVERIT says – reply to this

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OK, IF THIS IS TRUE??? I GIVE THEM 1 WEEK. NICK CANNON IS SUCH A LOSER…….WHATEVER
aaa says – reply to this

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they'll be broken up just as quick
Kayla says – reply to this

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first?! publicity stunt!
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Bitch is preggo says – reply to this

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That will be one ugly ass bebe
TyTy says – reply to this

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what a desperate cunt she is.
SOUTHGIRLY says – reply to this

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WOW!
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RaRa says – reply to this

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WTF..!!!!!
KOD says – reply to this

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GET OUT!!!!
brooke says – reply to this

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good luck to them both!
sammie says – reply to this

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wow BIG mistake…. how long until its annulled?
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mariah lover says – reply to this

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Love her, she can do whatever she's still the hottest:-)
brit says – reply to this

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and with the recycled ring haha i give them less than a month..
gavin says – reply to this

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gross!!!!
AddictedtoPerez says – reply to this

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Ack! #2
kitty says – reply to this

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I suppose it happens despite the "rumors" about her ring!
pkwykid says – reply to this

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Do you think she'll take the sunglasses off in bed and…who's on top?
dont care says – reply to this

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Seriously no1 gives a fuck about this fat bitch!
Stop talking about her perez obsessesed fuck!
Her fame is over and she cant sing nemore….
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iJAMiE says – reply to this

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DAYUM she moves FAST! i still love her though thats crazy we need details nowwwwww ily perez
LiL-MiZZ-BoSSy says – reply to this

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CONGRATS!! .. Im sure it'll last the whole 7 months
first says – reply to this

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first
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kim says – reply to this

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ALREADY!!!! geez that was fast
REK says – reply to this

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1ST
ar says – reply to this

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WTF
Oportunist says – reply to this

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I think she has more money than him, and she's more famous, which makes this a smart move for him… i.e. K-FED…

HE WAS JUST ENGAGED!!! Does he just NEED to get married to SOMEBODY?

I hope this isn't true, I like them both, but this could be bad.
whatever says – reply to this

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I give it 6 months or less
kb says – reply to this

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WHAT???
TheHell says – reply to this

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Is anyone taking bets on how long this will last?
Sandylicious says – reply to this

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Say whaaaaat??
sss says – reply to this

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serious?
Me, Lams says – reply to this

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WOW! I wonder how long this will last for them? 2 weeks? 4 weeks? 6 weeks? A YEAR???

Congratulations and good luck to the loving couple.
r says – reply to this

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Wait until she finds out about the ring!
Jess says – reply to this

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firts!
gay says – reply to this

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wee
Sarahb says – reply to this

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first
carlos says – reply to this

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first
jstarr91177@yahoo.com says – reply to this

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she's got the sloppy seconds… HAHAHA hate her new album
rachel says – reply to this

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NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! He's such a tard! She could do so much better!!!!!!
Keysha says – reply to this

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CRAZY!
Nicole says – reply to this

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What a weird couple. And the engagement ring is pathetic. But whatever floats her boat I guess.
Hamilton says – reply to this

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TWO WORDS: Publicity. Stunt.
PHX says – reply to this

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You gotta feel sorry for the guy… guess he's really an idiot.
melz says – reply to this

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haha, this shit cannot be true, perez
Alison says – reply to this

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PEREZ!
How DARE you leave us with a cliff-hanger???!!!
HOW DARE YOU???!!!

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