This Is Her Idea of Smiling
Filed under: Baby Blabber > Jessica Alba
Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba seemed a bit more chipper than usual last night.
The very pregnant star showed off her growing belly and tatas as she left Mr. Chow's restaurant in Beverly Hills on Monday night.
That place is always swarming with paparazzi, so she knew she'd have her picture taken.
If she tried to block her face while leaving Mr. Chow's, that would have just been so ridiculous.
We're surprised she didn't!
[Image via Buzz Foto.]
Posted: May 1, 2008 at 9:45 am
She's stuck up and has NO REASON TO BE!!!!
she's is such old news…….next.
She looks ugly pregnant!
TIT'S DON'T LIE
I don't get why all the guys say she is the hottest celeb out there. I don't think she's hot and shes a stuck up bitch!
She's stuck up and has NO REASON TO BE!!!!
#2 - enough already says – reply to this
she's is such old news…….next.
#3 - Elia says – reply to this
She looks ugly pregnant!
#4 - goo says – reply to this
TIT'S DON'T LIE
i know, shes a shit actress
2nd…. well she is super pregnant…
2
First!
That outfit is ugly. She can afford MUCH better. She looks so bloated. She's not too hot pregnant IMO.
first? she's a big fat idiot and i hope her baby looks like a monkey.
At least this way she hasn't been filming anything. Sure she's easy on the eyes but she can't act for shit. Maybe she'll go the full-time mom route and give up the movie thing.
she is HUGE!
Jessica is always gorgeous!!
man that bitch looks ugly now…. shes one of the ugliest pregnant women ive ever seen… hope she gets back her body and whatever beauty she had in her face back otherwise shes fucked.poor chick lol… someone should teach her how to dress too…
she doesn't look very good….
Your so ignorant Perez. Why are you so stuck on her? She has the right to her own opinion (even though you completely twisted what she said). And people are idiots for disrespecting her over what some blogger says.
Ew… she looks horrible.
LEAVE HER ALONE. JESSICA IS ALMOST DUE AND TOWARDS THE END IT SUCKS. HER FACE LOOKS PRETTY BUT I DONT GET WHY SO MUCH BLACK.
I'VE SEEN HER ON SOME INTERVIEWS AND SHE IS VERY HUMBLED AND PLEASANT.
Re: PEREZ – And your point?
Give it a rest already, Perez. Not everyone is an attention whore like you and grins for every camera. "Jessica Alba didn't smile" is not news.
she is sooo about to give bith.. leave her alone she is pregnant!
pregnancy doesnt look good on her at all … sorry
She seems like she is such a miserable bitch!!! I find it so funny, these people want to be rich and famous, yet they "hate" to have their picture taken. I would like to see the press not give her so much attention.
CUNT
CUNT
CUNT
CUNT
CUNT
CUNT
CUNT!!!!!
That doesn't look like her. Something is way different about her face. U sure that's her?
I knew I hated this bitch since the first time I saw "Dark Angel"
She thinks she's so much better than everyone and she's just a CUNT!!!
she didn't smile cuz she was looking a little ethnic (and preggers). be proud of your heritage, ho!!!!! and that baby you are so blessed to be pregnant with!
I don't like her,I can't understand why she is considered to be "American sweetheart"..She 's not even that good in acting.
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The collectivist mindset is at the heart of racism.
In a free society, every citizen gains a sense of himself as an individual, rather than developing a group or victim mentality. This leads to a sense of individual responsibility and personal pride, making skin color irrelevant. Racism will endure until we stop thinking in terms of groups and begin thinking in terms of individual liberty."
–Ron Paul
Perez, you totally misinterpreted what she meant, then you spread your ignorance on the internet and weaker minded people will believe anything you say
If the blogging thing ever falls through I'm sure you would be an effective cult leader 
NEXT!!!
Re: Nickey –
I AGREE!
Did she leave any food for the rest of the customers???
Sweaty hogg!!!!
All you assholes, can shut the hell up.
She looks glowing, and beautiful.
Why should she smile-people are flashing cameras in the girls face. Im surprised she didn't smack someone.
perez,
now you resort to abusing pregnant women. while she's not the greatest actress she's about to give birth so why not give it a rest. for someone who gushes he's going to be a daddy someday you sure don't respect the beauty of birth/life.
Re: Nickey – I disrespect her because of how she acts, not because of what Fat Fuck writes.
Her fucking ego is almost as big as P-dickheads!!
Almost time to drop the litter!!
It's possible to understand why she may have said don't call me Latina–not because she had any desire or reason to deny a Latin heritage but because she had strong reasons to deny being categorized or compartmentalized with a label–any label. Some people demand total freedom from the opinions and assumptions of others, and that's not a bad thing. Accept freedom and give freedom, it's not a bad motto.
Boring
NEXT!!
Doesn,t have a clue what shes gotten herself into,with having a baby.Let the games begin
she looks disgusting
and wtf is with her nose?! same thing happened to jennifer lopez when she was pregnant
zo glad I'm not her..she
lozt her young body
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She isnt a Latina.. Just like you arent really Latino Perez. Quit trying to claim that.. Yet you use a White Bitch's Last name.
Fuck Perez and Fuck the May Day Immigration Protests.
why are you such a hater? it's really getting old. did she ever do anything to you? are you jealous of all the attention she gets from hot men all the time? she has just as much of a right to not want to be labeled "Latina" (hmmm, just like Eva Longoria, but you always seem to miss that point) as you have a right to let (want) everyone know that you are of Hispanic heritage. she's not the attention-seeking whore that everyone else in hollyweird is, which is refreshing.
She looks so uncomfortable. Leave her alone Perez-not every woman has a 'glowing' pregnancy. Next, you will have a picture of Nicole Kidman saying she is too small and starving the baby. And other than showing how far along she is, why is this gossip? You just loovvvee spreading the hate. All because she dissed you.
what's the trouble?she's very pregnant and she isn't smiling!whoa!what news!next
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I were mexican I wouldnt want to admit it either. Smelly fruit pickers.
If I were mexican I wouldnt want to admit it either. Smelly fruit pickers.
I read that she has OCD. That could be why she is not so friendly in public.
Weebles wobble but they don't fall down
see her on wealtyhkiss dot.com
Oh for Crissake…leave her alone. The last few months of any pregnancy are uncomfortable at best, and she's doing the most important thing she can do in this world…bringing a new life into this world…a new hope for our future…maybe this baby will find a cure for…oh, I don't know…a cure for what's wrong with you, fatty! A cure for your black heart…
God, will you shut the fuck up and stop calling her "Don't Call Me Latina?" Nobody cares.
Bitch, you think your shit don't stink! :-p She was absolutely DREARY on the PAX TV version of 'Flipper' in the '90s.
Silly Obama ass kisser!
from one mother to a mother to be I think she looks fantastic! I hated being so large and cumbersome, but I enjoyed making sure my baby was being well taken care of. It's not easy towards the end, your lower body starts to stretch for the birthing process.
She SO OBVIOUSLY doesn't want to be pregnant! She looks MISERABLE whenever we see her- I mean, that baby is STEALING HER PERFECT BODY!!!
It's all she is proud of in her life, and the baby is taking it away! Geez, could she look more unhappy? I hope she doesn't take it out on the kid.
I bet she throws that baby at a nanny faster than you can say "Happy Birthday," and hits the gym for hours a day!
Geez, she can't deny being hispanic any longer. The chola in her blood is coming out big time! She looks like J.Lo.
Damn what happened to that slammin' body?!!
Re: yelk, know zhez an old fatt ugly girl – You are on here every fucking day with your zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzz hateful ass comments. Enough with fucking Hillary Clinton.
she wasn't posing for the camera, she wasn't even looking at it. It looks like she was walking to her car, who cares if she is not smiling! Ever been pregnant Perez? She is big and probably very uncomfortable…how is this news worthy??? And for all you obnoxious teenage twits who have never had babies talking about how bad she looks, I curse (more a blessing) that when you are pregnant you have a big healthy baby!! Guess what your going to swell up and know what it's like to have your insides kicked and I bet you'll look just as bad as Jessica (in most cases I would guess ever worse)
and it all will be worth it in the end…
HA HA HA! LOOK HOW BITCH IS POINTING WHERE THE BABY'S GONNA PLOP OUT! LIKE SHE'S THE FIRST PUTA TO GET KNOCKED UP! SHE SHOULD REALIZE THAT BEING USED AS A GIZM RAG (NOT TO MENTION AN ATM MACHINE BY HER LOSER SPERM DONOR) IS NOTHING TO BE PROUD OF!
She recently granted a local news station an interview. She is soooo stupid. Stuck up too. The interviewer asked her "How far along in your pregnancy are you?"..She replied "I can't tell you that." WHY BOZO? Is it some big secret? She's an Obama the baby killer supporter. I used to like her, but that has all changed. Go screw yourself BIMBO!
I have lost all respect for you Perez
She acts like she hates the paparazzi and I'm sure she does but quit going shopping every day then. She seems like a level-headed person but she can't act for shit.
I wonder if her child will say say "I'm not a bastard!" the way the mother declares she's not latina? Let's see how it will look it print–
Guadalupe "I'm not a bastard!" ALBA. (See, the last name will be the mother's like so many bastards surnames.)
Re: WHAT IS SHE KNOWN FOR?? –
SUCKING DCIK!
what if,what if!how dare she go out to eat knowing her picture might be taken and how dare she not cover her face so you can only assume what she might do,and how dare she surprise the great perez.
SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S GOING TO A FUNERAL….
THE DEATH OF HER CAREER!!!SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S GOING TO A FUNERAL….
THE DEATH OF HER CAREER!!!SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S GOING TO A FUNERAL….
THE DEATH OF HER CAREER!!!SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S GOING TO A FUNERAL….
THE DEATH OF HER CAREER!!!SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S GOING TO A FUNERAL….
THE DEATH OF HER CAREER!!!SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S GOING TO A FUNERAL….
THE DEATH OF HER CAREER!!!SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S GOING TO A FUNERAL….
THE DEATH OF HER CAREER!!!SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S GOING TO A FUNERAL….
THE DEATH OF HER CAREER!!!SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S GOING TO A FUNERAL….
THE DEATH OF HER CAREER!!!SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S GOING TO A FUNERAL….
THE DEATH OF HER CAREER!!!SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S GOING TO A FUNERAL….
THE DEATH OF HER CAREER!!!SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S GOING TO A FUNERAL….
THE DEATH OF HER CAREER!!!SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S GOING TO A FUNERAL….
THE DEATH OF HER CAREER!!!SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S GOING TO A FUNERAL….
THE DEATH OF HER CAREER!!!SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S GOING TO A FUNERAL….
THE DEATH OF HER CAREER!!!SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S GOING TO A FUNERAL….
THE DEATH OF HER CAREER!!!
Only stupid high-schoolers use the term "stuck-up". And only insecure, pathetic and ignorant gossip "queens" spend this much time obsessing over a celebrity who wouldn't give them the time of day.
OMG Perez and all you other people…RELAX!! She's freaking pregnant, that must put such emotional and physical drain on your body. She's prpbably tired and trying to adjust but there are millions of little light bulbs flashing in her face. Even if she was the nicest celeb ever, it still might behard to smile in that position!
Perez you're an idiot. She can have her opinions and you of course did have to post her worst photo, huh? She looks lovely in the others taken that same night.
What the hell is she wearing? I know it's hard to look cute when you're pregnant, but she looks like she's TRYING to look ugly!
lol she's fat.
stuck up bitch!!!
whoever said she was *glowing*….she's not glowing! it's called SWEAT! lol
she's worried about her non-existing career….bleh. she's gross. People who grew up around her in Pomona know who she REALLY is….and it ain't pretty!
Now she really looks like a fat unhappy wetback!! To bad, she'll never get her figure and looks back!
She looks hot and sweaty, gross! That outfit is hideous and she is what the Latino's call a "coconut" Brown on the outside but white on the inside! "Se le ve el pinche nopal" Translation-You can see the Cactus in her! Perez you rock, keep up the good work! XOXO
hahaha at all the haters like PERRAZ, you are worse than a bunch of angry dogs, you are disgusting, insecure bullies who need a fucking life JUST like perraz who is not the queen of media but the queen of fucking low lifes who have nothing else than bulling a pregnant woman. fucking disgusting.
QUE ASCO THE MARICA ERES , CON RAZON TE CAMBIASTE EL NOMBRE DE PERRA PORQUE ERES UN HIJO DE PERRA Y UNA CABRONA PERRAZZZZ.
stop putting pictures of pregnant celebs, we only want them when their hot, pregnant white girls arent hot, or any girl for that matter!
This girl is THE most miserable person on the planet!!! I mean she is having a friggen baby and youve never seen her happy about it EVER!!!!!! If she didnt want to be "knocked up" then