This Is Her Idea of Smiling

Filed under: Baby Blabber > Jessica Alba

Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba seemed a bit more chipper than usual last night.

The very pregnant star showed off her growing belly and tatas as she left Mr. Chow's restaurant in Beverly Hills on Monday night.

That place is always swarming with paparazzi, so she knew she'd have her picture taken.

If she tried to block her face while leaving Mr. Chow's, that would have just been so ridiculous.

We're surprised she didn't!

[Image via Buzz Foto.]

Posted: May 1, 2008 at 9:45 am / Email this »

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ArmPitt™ says – reply to this

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She's stuck up and has NO REASON TO BE!!!!
enough already says – reply to this

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she's is such old news…….next.
Elia says – reply to this

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She looks ugly pregnant!
goo says – reply to this

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TIT'S DON'T LIE
Bri says – reply to this

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I don't get why all the guys say she is the hottest celeb out there. I don't think she's hot and shes a stuck up bitch!
PEREZ says – reply to this

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She's stuck up and has NO REASON TO BE!!!!
#2 - enough already says – reply to this

she's is such old news…….next.
#3 - Elia says – reply to this

She looks ugly pregnant!
#4 - goo says – reply to this

TIT'S DON'T LIE
kate says – reply to this

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i know, shes a shit actress
smittenkitten says – reply to this

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2nd…. well she is super pregnant…
kslajfilkasd says – reply to this

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2
Christine says – reply to this

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First!
hideous says – reply to this

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That outfit is ugly. She can afford MUCH better. She looks so bloated. She's not too hot pregnant IMO.
allie says – reply to this

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first? she's a big fat idiot and i hope her baby looks like a monkey.
wilbur says – reply to this

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At least this way she hasn't been filming anything. Sure she's easy on the eyes but she can't act for shit. Maybe she'll go the full-time mom route and give up the movie thing.
Lauren says – reply to this

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she is HUGE!
Kate says – reply to this

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Jessica is always gorgeous!!
jojo713 says – reply to this

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man that bitch looks ugly now…. shes one of the ugliest pregnant women ive ever seen… hope she gets back her body and whatever beauty she had in her face back otherwise shes fucked.poor chick lol… someone should teach her how to dress too…
anna says – reply to this

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she doesn't look very good….
Nickey says – reply to this

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Your so ignorant Perez. Why are you so stuck on her? She has the right to her own opinion (even though you completely twisted what she said). And people are idiots for disrespecting her over what some blogger says.
Leslie says – reply to this

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Ew… she looks horrible.
PRECIOUSBXLADY says – reply to this

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LEAVE HER ALONE. JESSICA IS ALMOST DUE AND TOWARDS THE END IT SUCKS. HER FACE LOOKS PRETTY BUT I DONT GET WHY SO MUCH BLACK.
I'VE SEEN HER ON SOME INTERVIEWS AND SHE IS VERY HUMBLED AND PLEASANT.
uuuuuuuh says – reply to this

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Re: PEREZ – And your point?
b says – reply to this

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Give it a rest already, Perez. Not everyone is an attention whore like you and grins for every camera. "Jessica Alba didn't smile" is not news.
Elizabeth says – reply to this

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she is sooo about to give bith.. leave her alone she is pregnant!
Eleanor says – reply to this

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pregnancy doesnt look good on her at all … sorry
Amy says – reply to this

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She seems like she is such a miserable bitch!!! I find it so funny, these people want to be rich and famous, yet they "hate" to have their picture taken. I would like to see the press not give her so much attention.
Team America says – reply to this

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CUNT

CUNT

CUNT

CUNT

CUNT

CUNT

CUNT!!!!!
trixxi says – reply to this

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That doesn't look like her. Something is way different about her face. U sure that's her?
mmmmmmmmmmmkay says – reply to this

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I knew I hated this bitch since the first time I saw "Dark Angel"
She thinks she's so much better than everyone and she's just a CUNT!!!
laur aka LC bitchezzzzzz says – reply to this

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she didn't smile cuz she was looking a little ethnic (and preggers). be proud of your heritage, ho!!!!! and that baby you are so blessed to be pregnant with!
Sonq from Bulgaria says – reply to this

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I don't like her,I can't understand why she is considered to be "American sweetheart"..She 's not even that good in acting.
GirlWithTheCurl says – reply to this

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"In the long run, the only way racism can be overcome is through the philosophy of individualism … racism is a particularly odious form of collectivism whereby individuals are treated not on their merits but on the basis of group identity.

The collectivist mindset is at the heart of racism.

In a free society, every citizen gains a sense of himself as an individual, rather than developing a group or victim mentality. This leads to a sense of individual responsibility and personal pride, making skin color irrelevant. Racism will endure until we stop thinking in terms of groups and begin thinking in terms of individual liberty."
–Ron Paul
this crap again...ugg says – reply to this

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Perez, you totally misinterpreted what she meant, then you spread your ignorance on the internet and weaker minded people will believe anything you say If the blogging thing ever falls through I'm sure you would be an effective cult leader
gvs says – reply to this

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NEXT!!!
:) says – reply to this

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Re: Nickey –

I AGREE!
sa says – reply to this

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Did she leave any food for the rest of the customers???
Sweaty hogg!!!!
Um... says – reply to this

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All you assholes, can shut the hell up.

She looks glowing, and beautiful.

Why should she smile-people are flashing cameras in the girls face. Im surprised she didn't smack someone.
perez is a creep says – reply to this

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perez,

now you resort to abusing pregnant women. while she's not the greatest actress she's about to give birth so why not give it a rest. for someone who gushes he's going to be a daddy someday you sure don't respect the beauty of birth/life.
just me says – reply to this

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Re: Nickey – I disrespect her because of how she acts, not because of what Fat Fuck writes.
Her fucking ego is almost as big as P-dickheads!!
dgt says – reply to this

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Almost time to drop the litter!!
Harry says – reply to this

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It's possible to understand why she may have said don't call me Latina–not because she had any desire or reason to deny a Latin heritage but because she had strong reasons to deny being categorized or compartmentalized with a label–any label. Some people demand total freedom from the opinions and assumptions of others, and that's not a bad thing. Accept freedom and give freedom, it's not a bad motto.
lulu says – reply to this

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Boring
NEXT!!
This Bitch says – reply to this

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Doesn,t have a clue what shes gotten herself into,with having a baby.Let the games begin
x says – reply to this

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she looks disgusting
and wtf is with her nose?! same thing happened to jennifer lopez when she was pregnant
yelk, know zhez an old fatt ugly girl says – reply to this

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zo glad I'm not her..she
lozt her young body
NEVER 2/B RETURNED…..HAHAHAHAHAHA
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
OBAMA…WE'RE WAITING….HILLARY…DEBATE…
IF NOT..SEND IN THE
REV…HEZ ZTILL FLAPPING HIZ
TRAPP……………………………CHICKENZHIT.
Johnny Rocko says – reply to this

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She isnt a Latina.. Just like you arent really Latino Perez. Quit trying to claim that.. Yet you use a White Bitch's Last name.
Fuck Perez and Fuck the May Day Immigration Protests.
ginger b says – reply to this

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why are you such a hater? it's really getting old. did she ever do anything to you? are you jealous of all the attention she gets from hot men all the time? she has just as much of a right to not want to be labeled "Latina" (hmmm, just like Eva Longoria, but you always seem to miss that point) as you have a right to let (want) everyone know that you are of Hispanic heritage. she's not the attention-seeking whore that everyone else in hollyweird is, which is refreshing.
ccm says – reply to this

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She looks so uncomfortable. Leave her alone Perez-not every woman has a 'glowing' pregnancy. Next, you will have a picture of Nicole Kidman saying she is too small and starving the baby. And other than showing how far along she is, why is this gossip? You just loovvvee spreading the hate. All because she dissed you.
caro says – reply to this

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what's the trouble?she's very pregnant and she isn't smiling!whoa!what news!next
hillary is ahead of everyone says – reply to this

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and the superdelegate count as of this second is:
hillary=258….Lozer=242
hillary iz the next prezident
of the United States……..
5.6 trillion dollar surpluz
v says – reply to this

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I were mexican I wouldnt want to admit it either. Smelly fruit pickers.
v says – reply to this

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If I were mexican I wouldnt want to admit it either. Smelly fruit pickers.
Miriam says – reply to this

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I read that she has OCD. That could be why she is not so friendly in public.
Perezito's Stalker says – reply to this

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Weebles wobble but they don't fall down
jan says – reply to this

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see her on wealtyhkiss dot.com
dee says – reply to this

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Oh for Crissake…leave her alone. The last few months of any pregnancy are uncomfortable at best, and she's doing the most important thing she can do in this world…bringing a new life into this world…a new hope for our future…maybe this baby will find a cure for…oh, I don't know…a cure for what's wrong with you, fatty! A cure for your black heart…
Sara says – reply to this

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God, will you shut the fuck up and stop calling her "Don't Call Me Latina?" Nobody cares.
Andrew Cocurullo - London, Canada says – reply to this

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Bitch, you think your shit don't stink! :-p She was absolutely DREARY on the PAX TV version of 'Flipper' in the '90s.
she's a says – reply to this

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Silly Obama ass kisser!
neato says – reply to this

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from one mother to a mother to be I think she looks fantastic! I hated being so large and cumbersome, but I enjoyed making sure my baby was being well taken care of. It's not easy towards the end, your lower body starts to stretch for the birthing process.
Aw, POOR Jessica! says – reply to this

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She SO OBVIOUSLY doesn't want to be pregnant! She looks MISERABLE whenever we see her- I mean, that baby is STEALING HER PERFECT BODY!!!

It's all she is proud of in her life, and the baby is taking it away! Geez, could she look more unhappy? I hope she doesn't take it out on the kid.

I bet she throws that baby at a nanny faster than you can say "Happy Birthday," and hits the gym for hours a day!
Carmen says – reply to this

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Geez, she can't deny being hispanic any longer. The chola in her blood is coming out big time! She looks like J.Lo.
TonyD says – reply to this

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Damn what happened to that slammin' body?!!
Sam F. says – reply to this

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Re: yelk, know zhez an old fatt ugly girl – You are on here every fucking day with your zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzz hateful ass comments. Enough with fucking Hillary Clinton.
are you bored Perez? says – reply to this

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she wasn't posing for the camera, she wasn't even looking at it. It looks like she was walking to her car, who cares if she is not smiling! Ever been pregnant Perez? She is big and probably very uncomfortable…how is this news worthy??? And for all you obnoxious teenage twits who have never had babies talking about how bad she looks, I curse (more a blessing) that when you are pregnant you have a big healthy baby!! Guess what your going to swell up and know what it's like to have your insides kicked and I bet you'll look just as bad as Jessica (in most cases I would guess ever worse) and it all will be worth it in the end…
LeonA'$ Gho$T, yea, uh huh, back and BETTER THAN EVER, Biyatches! says – reply to this

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HA HA HA! LOOK HOW BITCH IS POINTING WHERE THE BABY'S GONNA PLOP OUT! LIKE SHE'S THE FIRST PUTA TO GET KNOCKED UP! SHE SHOULD REALIZE THAT BEING USED AS A GIZM RAG (NOT TO MENTION AN ATM MACHINE BY HER LOSER SPERM DONOR) IS NOTHING TO BE PROUD OF!
WHAT IS SHE KNOWN FOR?? says – reply to this

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She recently granted a local news station an interview. She is soooo stupid. Stuck up too. The interviewer asked her "How far along in your pregnancy are you?"..She replied "I can't tell you that." WHY BOZO? Is it some big secret? She's an Obama the baby killer supporter. I used to like her, but that has all changed. Go screw yourself BIMBO!
Aileen says – reply to this

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I have lost all respect for you Perez
lh says – reply to this

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She acts like she hates the paparazzi and I'm sure she does but quit going shopping every day then. She seems like a level-headed person but she can't act for shit.
Terrence McNally says – reply to this

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I wonder if her child will say say "I'm not a bastard!" the way the mother declares she's not latina? Let's see how it will look it print–
Guadalupe "I'm not a bastard!" ALBA. (See, the last name will be the mother's like so many bastards surnames.)
John Stall The Wonderpope answers a GREAT question! says – reply to this

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Re: WHAT IS SHE KNOWN FOR?? –
SUCKING DCIK!
jane says – reply to this

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what if,what if!how dare she go out to eat knowing her picture might be taken and how dare she not cover her face so you can only assume what she might do,and how dare she surprise the great perez.
BLACK WIDOW says – reply to this

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SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S GOING TO A FUNERAL….
THE DEATH OF HER CAREER!!!SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S GOING TO A FUNERAL….
THE DEATH OF HER CAREER!!!SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S GOING TO A FUNERAL….
THE DEATH OF HER CAREER!!!SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S GOING TO A FUNERAL….
THE DEATH OF HER CAREER!!!SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S GOING TO A FUNERAL….
THE DEATH OF HER CAREER!!!SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S GOING TO A FUNERAL….
THE DEATH OF HER CAREER!!!SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S GOING TO A FUNERAL….
THE DEATH OF HER CAREER!!!SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S GOING TO A FUNERAL….
THE DEATH OF HER CAREER!!!SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S GOING TO A FUNERAL….
THE DEATH OF HER CAREER!!!SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S GOING TO A FUNERAL….
THE DEATH OF HER CAREER!!!SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S GOING TO A FUNERAL….
THE DEATH OF HER CAREER!!!SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S GOING TO A FUNERAL….
THE DEATH OF HER CAREER!!!SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S GOING TO A FUNERAL….
THE DEATH OF HER CAREER!!!SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S GOING TO A FUNERAL….
THE DEATH OF HER CAREER!!!SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S GOING TO A FUNERAL….
THE DEATH OF HER CAREER!!!SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S GOING TO A FUNERAL….
THE DEATH OF HER CAREER!!!
Kelly Green says – reply to this

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Only stupid high-schoolers use the term "stuck-up". And only insecure, pathetic and ignorant gossip "queens" spend this much time obsessing over a celebrity who wouldn't give them the time of day.
Lisa says – reply to this

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OMG Perez and all you other people…RELAX!! She's freaking pregnant, that must put such emotional and physical drain on your body. She's prpbably tired and trying to adjust but there are millions of little light bulbs flashing in her face. Even if she was the nicest celeb ever, it still might behard to smile in that position!
AA says – reply to this

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Perez you're an idiot. She can have her opinions and you of course did have to post her worst photo, huh? She looks lovely in the others taken that same night.
Courtney says – reply to this

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What the hell is she wearing? I know it's hard to look cute when you're pregnant, but she looks like she's TRYING to look ugly!
mia says – reply to this

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lol she's fat.
queen d says – reply to this

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stuck up bitch!!!
erratic-assassin says – reply to this

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whoever said she was *glowing*….she's not glowing! it's called SWEAT! lol

she's worried about her non-existing career….bleh. she's gross. People who grew up around her in Pomona know who she REALLY is….and it ain't pretty!
Karma Bitch says – reply to this

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Now she really looks like a fat unhappy wetback!! To bad, she'll never get her figure and looks back!
ML says – reply to this

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She looks hot and sweaty, gross! That outfit is hideous and she is what the Latino's call a "coconut" Brown on the outside but white on the inside! "Se le ve el pinche nopal" Translation-You can see the Cactus in her! Perez you rock, keep up the good work! XOXO
PERRAZ YOU ARE FUCKING DISGUSTING says – reply to this

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hahaha at all the haters like PERRAZ, you are worse than a bunch of angry dogs, you are disgusting, insecure bullies who need a fucking life JUST like perraz who is not the queen of media but the queen of fucking low lifes who have nothing else than bulling a pregnant woman. fucking disgusting.
PERRA LA RACISTA ASQUEROSA says – reply to this

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QUE ASCO THE MARICA ERES , CON RAZON TE CAMBIASTE EL NOMBRE DE PERRA PORQUE ERES UN HIJO DE PERRA Y UNA CABRONA PERRAZZZZ.
Frank says – reply to this

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stop putting pictures of pregnant celebs, we only want them when their hot, pregnant white girls arent hot, or any girl for that matter!
Maggie says – reply to this

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This girl is THE most miserable person on the planet!!! I mean she is having a friggen baby and youve never seen her happy about it EVER!!!!!! If she didnt want to be "knocked up" then she and Mr. CAsh should of been careful!!

Lighten up Jessica
I'm keeping my baby!! says – reply to this

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REMEMBER WHEN ABORTION WAS STILL LEGAL?
REMEMBER WHEN ABORTION WAS STILL LEGAL?
REMEMBER WHEN ABORTION WAS STILL LEGAL?
REMEMBER WHEN ABORTION WAS STILL LEGAL?
Go Juno!!
Go Jamie Lynn!!
Is She still with the father?
Who cares- Babies are such cute fashion accessories
. says – reply to this

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Enough "don't call me Latina, Alba"…..just because she's not draping herself in a foreign flag or making Cuban flag cakes…..she's American….when are you goin' to start acting like one….
WTF??? says – reply to this

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Is this one homely pregnant chick or what? I didn't even recognize her at first. Betcha $1 she doesn't get her figure, or face, back after she pops the brat out.
FAT BEANER BITCH says – reply to this

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SHE LOOKS LIKE A FAT BEANER MAID ITS TRUE! TYPICAL FAT GROSS MEXICAN CHICK WITH FAT LEGS AND BODY IN BLACK PEASANT STOCKINGS NOW HER ANCESTRY HAS CAUGHT UP WITH HER!
becky says – reply to this

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My God, Perecito! Give her a break! Do you know how hard it is to still chewing on the last piece of fatty pork this woman took from one of the restaurant's patrons as she was leaving? And her body! My GOD! Her LEGS!! This ugly woman will be getting her..ahem…figure back for MONTHS after her baby becomes 15 years of age! SLOW IT UP, GIRLFRIEND, there will still be food tomorrow!! Disgusting.
Molicious says – reply to this

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Re: GirlWithTheCurl – I would like to get the opinion of any civil rights leader or person of color. Unfortunatly all that racism talk, is a load of hogwash. The reality is that racism exists, regardless if there was the NAACP or any other minority groups. Many ethnicities refuse to completely assimilate to "anglo" culture, which FYI is not American. Because a large group of WHITE people decided what is ok for the society, that doesn't mean everyone wants to be ok with it. Regardless what Alba decides to claim or doesn't, really is irrelevant to the struggle against bigots. Its too bad that even though Mr Paul, has fantastic ideas about decriminalization & taxes, he is very mistaken about his issue. Nothing is more aggrivating then when anglo's make build a bridge and get over it comments. Its insensitive and only perpetuates the kind of sentiment minorities are angry over.
UGLY BEANERS says – reply to this

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NOBODY WANTS TO BE A STUPID POOR MEXICAN AND I DON'T BLAME THEM!
Losing Faith in Society says – reply to this

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Re: GirlWithTheCurl – PS, check out all the wetback & beaner comments. Though I can't stand Jessica Alba, the poor chic doesn't categorize herself as anything but "American", yet certain people in here yell out racial epithets, beaner & wetback. It just goes to show, even if you completely act "anglo", people are still going to hate because of the color of her skin. Its a tale as old as time.
Jealousy is a Disease says – reply to this

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Beaner & Wetback is the best you can do! Geez at least attack her looks! She was fuckin born here idiots, how does that make her a wetback? Weak attacks, I guess when you can't think of anything semi-witty to say, ya gotta reach for the good ol' racist comments….
Marianna says – reply to this

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ooohhh you shallow stupid people get a live:)
molly says – reply to this

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my boyfriend is obsessed with her, he won't be thought after i show him this! thanks perez!
mon mon says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHAA She's so fugly, GREAT picture!!!!
At least Halle Berry had that mama glow, Alba just looks FATTTTT!!!
MissTC says – reply to this

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Look at those CANKLES!!
jen says – reply to this

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Pregnancy ain't being good to her, she looks fug
JESSY says – reply to this

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AWW I FEEL SO BAD SHES MISERABLE

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