We Love The Brits!

Filed under: Anglophilia > Oops!

Skanks in the U.K. really take their work seriously!

Feast your eyes upon this gorgeous creature: Jay Nichols.

She's a "glamour" girl, and this is what she wore for a night on the town in London on Wednesday.

Such creativity!

She should be applauded.

Keep up the good work Jay!

CLICK HERE to check out the uncensored pictures.

[Images via Mr. Paparazzi.]

Posted: May 1, 2008 at 12:45 pm / Email this »

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chris says – reply to this

501

SHE LOOKS LIKE PARIS HILTON IN THIRTY YEARS!
Jenn says – reply to this

502

That seriously looks like Paris in 20 years. SERIOUSLY!!!! THE NOSE AND EVERYTHING!!! Hahahahahahaha. ANd I love Paris..
kymbillie says – reply to this

503

HA HA HA the dirty bitch. Us British really do, do skanky ho pretty well. Fabulous. I hope to see more of her doing her bit for England.
kimmi says – reply to this

504

looks like Paris Hilton in 3 years.
heatherlynn says – reply to this

505

wow. she must want to be publicly molested.
jackie says – reply to this

506

omg she is disgusting! she is WAY too old to be acting like that! gross
cuntey says – reply to this

507

this is awesome! nice body and isn't afraid to show it. SELF-CONFIDENCE!

YAY for nudity!
llo says – reply to this

508

I THOUGHT IT WAS JK ROWLING!!!!
me says – reply to this

509

I live in the UK and I've never heard of her!
She looks like an old slag!
hotel283 says – reply to this

510

she's hot in a ugly MILF kind of way…I'd do everything to this chick…I'd fuckin' wreck that bitch
carola says – reply to this

511

that's Paris Hilton's future!!
alexandria says – reply to this

512

all i can say is ssssssssssssssssllllllllllllllllllllllllllllluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutttttttttttt. i mean how old is she and she is dressing like that she probably has like 50 kids.
alicia says – reply to this

513

mmmmmm cellulite
boner says – reply to this

514

Look it's Paris Hilton at 40!
Go Pens says – reply to this

515

Is it me or does she look like she should be on Springer, revealing to her boyfriend that she has a cock?
gg says – reply to this

516

Wow, her parents must be so proud! On her death bed, what do you think her last thoughts will be…"hmm…Throughout my life I spent my time feeding the hungry, consoling the lonely and other acts of charity…NOPE!!! I spent my time walking around half naked like a ho!"
ChicStyle says – reply to this

517

This is the same outfit that model Gisele was in tabloids about not too long ago for a shoot
JustaSideOrderOfLove says – reply to this

518

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! she needs to EAT!
hot tranny mess says – reply to this

519

HOT TRANNY MESS!!!!!
Katie says – reply to this

520

I still don't understand how she couldn't get arrested for going that. It makes no sense! She not only looks awful but not everyone wants to see her boobs when they go out!
She seems desperate for a man tbh, if she's going out like that.
jennifer says – reply to this

521

The fucking brit glamour girls. Why not tho, look at the skanky ass "newspapers" they have here. A lot of the girls here strive to be "glamour girls". Go into any and I mean any newspaper shop or supermarket and the shelves are filled with absolute tripe (and that is a compliment) on the front pages and…well to be a "page three girl" that is like becoming the first female president of the United States. You just can't get over how disgusting a lot of the girls here are, if they aren't puking up in the streets on a Friday night they are taking off their clothes and bitchfighting cuz they had a few too many. It's a good thing the US has top notch girls like Britney and Paris for the Brits to look up to. Yikes, yikes and yikes….oh, but yay Jordan: barf.
Flo says – reply to this

522

ummm why even wear ANY clothes to begin with if your going to rock that ensemble.
Keith says – reply to this

523

That chick have huge boobs
GossipGirl says – reply to this

524

Such an ugly tits!
Tranny!
AMO says – reply to this

525

You cannot be serious?! I guess anything to take the attention off her hideous face!
stoosh says – reply to this

526

she looks like paris hilton in ten years
Kelly says – reply to this

527

Does she have heart-shaped nipples??!!!
jo says – reply to this

528

This looks like Paris Hilton in 20 years yuck!
gemma says – reply to this

529

hey
SHE LOOKS A LIL BIT LIKE PARIS
OR NIKKI
she's in debt says – reply to this

530

she was on a documentary by BBC as one of the big spenders in Britain. Sadly, the documentary focuses on her desperation to break into media just so she can pay off a massive credit debt she has accumulated over the years.
Goldi says – reply to this

531

HA! She looks like a trashy Paris. Really thought it was Paris being photoshopped LOL
K-Nerd says – reply to this

532

Has anyone noticed that these two "ladies" look a lot like Paris Hilton and her friend Kim Stewart…..twenty years older ? Haha!!! Thats hilarious!!!
Kayla says – reply to this

533

Old face, young body. Hmm.
IS it just me or does she have dirt on her ass cheek, like she feel down on mud?
Cindy says – reply to this

534

omg, I thought it was Paris Hilton!
Gibbs says – reply to this

535

Eww Gross!!!! What a skank!!!! Can't she afford to buy clothes or what???? Who the fuck is she anyways???? and I though Parish Hilton was bad….
DanoMano says – reply to this

536

Can u spell "D*O*U*C*H*E*B*A*G"
God Don't Like Ugly says – reply to this

537

Re: SLICK RICK –
Go to Hell! Being Black is as beautiful as Being any other race. All races are beautiful your probally a American. American's are curupting this Earth as we speak!
madsy says – reply to this

538

SHE LOOKS LIKE PARIS HILTON WILL LOOK LIKE WHEN SHE IS 50
l says – reply to this

539

This isn't what all people in England dress like btw well at least not in the north i cant speak for the south they're all like that.
LADi LA says – reply to this

540

dATSz LUkSz LikESz PARIS hiLTONS ASS WEN ShE GETSz 0LDER
Rachael says – reply to this

541

WHY?! NOT a nice sight, she gives English girls a bad name … slag! & why are people saying if you've got it flaunt it, she clearly hasn't "got it", she looks like her fake bake went terribly wrong & her nipples look like her plastic surgeon must have been bong eyed, they look wonky!
Malibu says – reply to this

542

Her tits are hott I'd bang her!! The U.K. Rocks… Perez you rock my socks!!!!
theworldspins says – reply to this

543

okkk , really uh weird? Have you gone shopping recently or the mall was out of real clothes?
whatever says – reply to this

544

Re: theworldspins – goodness gracious
watever says – reply to this

545

tatoo ?
Her mother must be SO proud. says – reply to this

546

She might as well just have written:
"I have no brains, or self-esteem. All I want is to get fucked. That's the only attention I need!"
or,
"I'm a slut!"
or,
"I'm a whore!"
on her forehead.
That's fucking disgusting. If I saw that downtown in my city, I'd spit on her.
michele says – reply to this

547

look at this ladies outfit!!!!!
michele says – reply to this

548

?
k says – reply to this

549

thank god i live in canada.. gee
Christopher says – reply to this

550

she makes me so proud…
bRIT says – reply to this

551

She kinda looks like a much older Paris Hilton
cj says – reply to this

552

is that kim stewart with her?
Drake says – reply to this

553

Just sad and nasty in need of attention and yall givin it to the old bitty what is the world comming to no standard and limits or self respect what man would step to that no relly man would fool wit her out in the open .
Charlie says – reply to this

554

EWWWWWWW
it looks like she tried 2 copy britney
Kate says – reply to this

555

How fucking old is she????
bee says – reply to this

556

where's the hole for her wang?
pistol says – reply to this

557

One nipple is pointed north, and the other south
gaytech says – reply to this

558

where did she find those peices of material? can she not affored clothing?did she steal them off a bum on the street. oh dear
beebee says – reply to this

559

the epitome of a BUTTERFACE
Ms. Weed says – reply to this

560

Daayum, ugly girl but some damn fine titties!
N3z3 says – reply to this

561

wow…
nice boobs i wish i can have you boobs..
aniway yah come over to my house cuz i wanna have sex
chiquita says – reply to this

562

you mean that's not paris hilton? i could have sworn.
oh that's right. paris is uglier and has no ass.
in debt says – reply to this

563

Perez, She was on a documentary on BBC America about big spenders. She's 100's of thousands of pounds in debt due to spending money on clothes and surgery. She used to make a lot of money as a stripper, but she's too old now and nobody gives her tips. Her plan is to be the next Jordan by following the paparazzi around and wearing as little as possible. She spends like 500 pounds each night she goes out on hair, makeup and wardrobe, hoping that her photos will be printed in magazines.
amyleigh says – reply to this

564

can you say "Paris in 20 years"?
KatieG says – reply to this

565

She was on an episode of London Ink and wanted to get from her arse to her cooch and up the front of her thighs tattooed!!
Useless fact from me for the day!!
xx
Street Walkin' Cheetah says – reply to this

566

Whoa! Yikes! Her face looks like the freaky librarian puppet from Mr. Rogers Neighborhood! NO! NO! NO!
Kanye says – reply to this

567

id toss it in her
Cleo says – reply to this

568

No one else notices the drug tracks?

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