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In Celebration Of Mariah's Wedding

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The legendary Jackie Beat has done a parody of Mimi's Touch My Body called "Retouch My Body."

It's an instant classic!

Enjoy (lyrics and song below).

Jackie Beat, still young and sweet!
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah…

You know I’m gettin’ older
And I’ve gained some weight, too
In my imagination I am just 22
I’m way too busy to do Jenny, Weight Watchers, too
The fast food is to blame, cholesterol’s through the roof

If there's a camera up in here that’s takin’ photographs of me
Then it’s true, that you
Must sign this confidentiality agreement right here
tellin’ you, what to do
'Cause if you run the pics you got without the use of PhotoShop
I will hunt you down
'Cause baby this is show business, nobody wants the truth
Don’t even try it, this is my diet

Retouch my body
Stretch me some more
Take off sixty pounds
Then take off ten more
Retouch my body
Re-size my head
Clean up my skin
Please tone down the red
Retouch my body
Lipo my thighs
With your computer mouse
I’m as big as a house
Retouch my body
Remove every curve
I’m goin’ to the mall to get a soft serve

Give me a tiny waist because I eat like a slob
Remove a chin or two and how’s about a nose job?
Erase under my eyes where it is wrinkled and dark
Your resume says that you worked on Jurrasic Park

If there's a camera up in here that’s takin’ photographs of me
Then it’s true, that you
Must sign this confidentiality agreement in blood
or else you, will get sued
Cuz if I end up on Perez, Hilton lookin’ like a lez
I will hunt you down
'Cause baby this is show business, nobody wants the truth
Don’t even try it, this is my diet

Retouch my body
Don’t wanna look tragic
So call In-dustrial
Light & Magic
Retouch my body
Make me look lean
Like fat-ass Oprah
on O Magazine
Retouch my body
Even out my tits
And make sure that this haute couture size 2 fits
Retouch my body
Blur it some more
Come on and give me what I’m payin’ you for
Retouch my body

I just want some gummi bears, I refuse to take the stairs
Make me fuckin’ young and sweet
Get rid of my celluleet
I don’t want no photo, boy
I want an oil painting
Retouch my body

Retouch my body
Don’t cause any trouble
I am in denial
Don’t ya’ burst my bubble
Retouch my body
Just look at Madonna
In real life she looks like
An ancient iguana
Retouch my body
And if you can of course
Try to make me look
Like less of a horse
Retouch my body
I’ve no other choice
I only wish you could retouch my voice
Retouch my fuckin' body!

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427 comments to “In Celebration Of Mariah's Wedding”

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  1. fsdfsd says – reply to this


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    first

  2. Bianca says – reply to this


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    Haha. Classic.

  3. fsdfsd says – reply to this


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    creepy

  4. ryaninprogress says – reply to this


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    mariah is a whore.

  5. Jessica says – reply to this


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    HAHAHAHA

    THE BEST

  6. Mimi says – reply to this


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    Wow! That was actually really good. Tons more fun then the original!!!

  7. Darrell says – reply to this


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    That was hilarious! So hot!

  8. simone says – reply to this


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    that was hilariously awesome and thanx for the lyrics perez cuz i was singin along

  9. ash says – reply to this


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    first!!!

  10. mary says – reply to this


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    haha first fucking love it

  11. Elyse says – reply to this


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    Lame. I can't believe you endorse shit like this. I realize it's not to be taken seriously, but I saw Mariah Carey on TV last week and she looks anorexic - quite possibly skinnier than she was back in the 90's. Don't make her like Nicole Richie. Please.

  12. PuffieFloss says – reply to this


    12

    Love It

  13. haha says – reply to this


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    oh my god she looks like jeffery star! hahaha

  14. jennif says – reply to this


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    lol, that's great. thanks perez. but: who is jackie beat and what do they do? is that them in the photo perez posted with the article?

  15. Alisa says – reply to this


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    lmao!!! *love it*

  16. californian says – reply to this


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    lame and cruel. and you wonder why people have eating disorders????

  17. Sarah says – reply to this


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    OMG! SO FUNNY!

    I LOVE MIMI! However, this is THE SHIT!

    HA HA HA HA!

  18. Elyse says – reply to this


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    Lame. I saw her on TV last week and she looks almost anorexic - skinnier than she ever was in the 1990s -and I'm old enough to remember. It's shit like this that turns out skeletons like Nicole Richie and Victoria Beckham.

  19. JB says – reply to this


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    AMAZING!

  20. Danny says – reply to this


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    hahahahahahahahaha!!!

  21. manbert says – reply to this


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    omg first.. mad funni

  22. DC says – reply to this


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    H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S

  23. Brittany says – reply to this


    23

    HILARIOUS!!!

  24. David says – reply to this


    24

    holy shit…that was amazing!! Better than the original!

  25. bljl says – reply to this


    25

    hahaha

  26. lorlennno says – reply to this


    26

    Amazing.

  27. Faith says – reply to this


    27

    THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!! :)

  28. college barbie says – reply to this


    28

    THAT is awesome
    sweet shout out perez

  29. jackie l says – reply to this


    29

    omfg hhahah i love jackie beat. so good.

  30. heather says – reply to this


    30

    hahahaha I just died laughing. Much better than the original.

  31. REZZ SEZZ says – reply to this


    31

    Brilliant!

  32. My new ringtone says – reply to this


    32

    I love it ….

  33. Niko says – reply to this


    33

    "i just want some gummi bears, i refuse to take the stairs" hahaha

  34. iluvsnookie says – reply to this


    34

    Uh, lame. The more u dis Mariah, the more desperate u look.

  35. thINK says – reply to this


    35

    Hilarious, I fucking love it!!! hahahah

  36. T says – reply to this


    36

    Fabulous!

  37. me says – reply to this


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    first bitches

  38. Lauren says – reply to this


    38

    F-cking Brilliant. Can't wait to hear more.

  39. rrrrrr says – reply to this


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    best thing ive heard all week!!! priceless!!!!!

  40. Kt says – reply to this


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    omg! that was sooo good!!! i was laughing so hard!

  41. bRITTANYYYYYYY says – reply to this


    41

    LOVESSSS IT!!! HAHAHHAHAH

  42. yodawg says – reply to this


    42

    This is priceles…

  43. loves it! says – reply to this


    43

    THAT'S THE BEST SONG EVER!!! Hahahahaaha. Very creative!

  44. Dan says – reply to this


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    If only perez would take his own advise and lose weight…
    Telling Mariah to lose weight when she is probably below a size 0!
    I love you Mariah..

  45. MIMI says – reply to this


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    WOW THAT IS ONE UGLY THING KILL IT NOW!!!

  46. randy says – reply to this


    46

    THAT'S FUcKIN GENIUS!
    "i just wish u could retouch my voice!!!!" LMAO!!

  47. mardigras says – reply to this


    47

    A million times better than the original!! This song is actually REAL

  48. emily says – reply to this


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    HAHAH that is hilarious. those were probably the original lyrics from her diary

  49. FU you homo says – reply to this


    49

    Mariah is beautiful and skinny in real life. You on the other hand is still fat and ugly.

  50. Mark says – reply to this


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    FUCKIN' CLASSIC
    NOW YOU BITCHES DO AS I SAY
    AND VOTE HILLARY!!!
    YOU WANT REAL "CHANGE" THEN WE NEED A WOMAN IN OFFICE
    A WO-MAN!!!
    GOT IT?
    THAT'S ALL
    VOTE HILLARY

    HILLARY

    HILLARY

    HILLARY BITCHES I SAID HILLARY

    FUCK

    DON'T MAKE ME CUT YOUR ASS!!!!
    HILLARY!

  51. elle says – reply to this


    51

    love it
    "Cuz if I end up on Perez, Hilton lookin’ like a lez
    I will hunt you down"
    best part in this version, and the real version.
    LOVE YOU PEREZ

  52. chanti says – reply to this


    52

    so fucking funny

  53. arina says – reply to this


    53

    Amazing!

  54. Jessica says – reply to this


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    LMAOO GENIUS.
    I've never laughed so hard before. LOVE ITTT

  55. Molly :) says – reply to this


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    hahaha purely amazing!! :) and it isnt poking fun at her! It's poking fun at how he/she isnt in as great of shape as mariah!

  56. NICO says – reply to this


    56

    YES!!!

    That fuckn' made my day dude!! 5 Stars!!

  57. eMg says – reply to this


    57

    LOL!! That was a great idea!!

  58. Allie says – reply to this


    58

    that was amazing!

  59. Jon says – reply to this


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    I love Mariah, but that song is so fuckin funny!! its right up there with oops I arted again classic

  60. FREAKIN HILARIOUS says – reply to this


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    OMG!! LMAO!!THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER…. CANT STOP LAUGHING!!!

  61. lilly says – reply to this


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    OMG this is too fuckin funny, way to go Jackie Beat this song kicks ass!!! They should do a remix of this, that way it can be played at the clubs. Mariah Carey sucks, and she thinks shes the bomb but really she sucks.

  62. Paris says – reply to this


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    OMFG……. LOVES IT!!!!!!!!!!!

  63. Heather says – reply to this


    63

    hilarious

  64. Cassandra says – reply to this


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    luv it!

  65. Charlotte says – reply to this


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    Very, very clever and funny. Sums up the whole entertainment industry farce so well. Love the make-up job.

  66. Fabulous says – reply to this


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    Jackie Beat is fucking AWESOME! If you don't get his sense of humor….you're retarded! There is know one alive that can do a parody like he does! He's also a fabulous singer! Love you Jackie!

  67. LA, ohio says – reply to this


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    For one, GIRL IS LOOKIN FIERCE!
    And she is fucking hilarious.
    Mimi is gonna be piiiiiised.

    PLEASE PEREZ, HUNT DOWN PICTURES OF MIMI LOOKIN LIKE A LEZ. YOU KNOW THEY ARE OUT THERE SOMEWHERE!

  68. Brae says – reply to this


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    Re: californian – Go shove a toothbrush down your throat you fat ass, i looooved it, soo much better than the original!!!

  69. Seestar says – reply to this


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    My God!! This is f*cking brilliant!!! I love Jackie Beat!!!!

  70. Nelson says – reply to this


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    Re: lilly
    Hi Lilly!
    Eat shit!!!!

  71. k...... says – reply to this


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    love love love jackie beat….

  72. Rambova says – reply to this


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    Jackie Beat - brilliant!

  73. ertfo1jnv5 says – reply to this


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  74. your mother, obvs says – reply to this


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    A-MAZING.
    1. It's oh SO! much better than the original.
    2. The lyrics are actually very clever and witty.
    3. SO FUNNY
    4. song only half true but she deserves this anyhow.

    LOVE IT!

  75. lozer for jackie says – reply to this


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    ok im not usually a fan of stuff like this but its really funny!!!!!it was really creative and nicely put together

  76. me says – reply to this


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    omfg that is hilarious! I am seriously crying.lol.

    I don't gve a shit about Mariah but this song IS the shit! (much better than hers!)

  77. 84wnov2ugy says – reply to this


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  78. PEREZ n MADONNA JEALOUSY says – reply to this


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    PEREZ AND MADONNA ARE JUST JEALOUS!!! Mariah can still have a baby but Perez will never have, and MADONNA's EGGS are already ROTTEN!!! LOL!!!

    PEREZ AND MADONNA ARE JUST JEALOUS!!! Mariah can still have a baby but Perez will never have, and MADONNA's EGGS are already ROTTEN!!! LOL!!!

    PEREZ AND MADONNA ARE JUST JEALOUS!!! Mariah can still have a baby but Perez will never have, and MADONNA's EGGS are already ROTTEN!!! LOL!!!

    PEREZ AND MADONNA ARE JUST JEALOUS!!! Mariah can still have a baby but Perez will never have, and MADONNA's EGGS are already ROTTEN!!! LOL!!!

    PEREZ AND MADONNA ARE JUST JEALOUS!!! Mariah can still have a baby but Perez will never have, and MADONNA's EGGS are already ROTTEN!!! LOL!!!

    PEREZ AND MADONNA ARE JUST JEALOUS!!! Mariah can still have a baby but Perez will never have, and MADONNA's EGGS are already ROTTEN!!! LOL!!!

    PEREZ AND MADONNA ARE JUST JEALOUS!!! Mariah can still have a baby but Perez will never have, and MADONNA's EGGS are already ROTTEN!!! LOL!!!

    PEREZ AND MADONNA ARE JUST JEALOUS!!! Mariah can still have a baby but Perez will never have, and MADONNA's EGGS are already ROTTEN!!! LOL!!!

    PEREZ AND MADONNA ARE JUST JEALOUS!!! Mariah can still have a baby but Perez will never have, and MADONNA's EGGS are already ROTTEN!!! LOL!!!

    PEREZ AND MADONNA ARE JUST JEALOUS!!! Mariah can still have a baby but Perez will never have, and MADONNA's EGGS are already ROTTEN!!! LOL!!!
    .

  79. PEREZ MUST BE PISSD says – reply to this


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    PEREZ AND MADONNA ARE JUST JEALOUS!!! Mariah can still have a baby but Perez will never have, and MADONNA's EGGS are already ROTTEN!!! LOL!!!

    PEREZ AND MADONNA ARE JUST JEALOUS!!! Mariah can still have a baby but Perez will never have, and MADONNA's EGGS are already ROTTEN!!! LOL!!!

    PEREZ AND MADONNA ARE JUST JEALOUS!!! Mariah can still have a baby but Perez will never have, and MADONNA's EGGS are already ROTTEN!!! LOL!!!

    PEREZ AND MADONNA ARE JUST JEALOUS!!! Mariah can still have a baby but Perez will never have, and MADONNA's EGGS are already ROTTEN!!! LOL!!!

    PEREZ AND MADONNA ARE JUST JEALOUS!!! Mariah can still have a baby but Perez will never have, and MADONNA's EGGS are already ROTTEN!!! LOL!!!

    PEREZ AND MADONNA ARE JUST JEALOUS!!! Mariah can still have a baby but Perez will never have, and MADONNA's EGGS are already ROTTEN!!! LOL!!!

    PEREZ AND MADONNA ARE JUST JEALOUS!!! Mariah can still have a baby but Perez will never have, and MADONNA's EGGS are already ROTTEN!!! LOL!!!

    PEREZ AND MADONNA ARE JUST JEALOUS!!! Mariah can still have a baby but Perez will never have, and MADONNA's EGGS are already ROTTEN!!! LOL!!!

    PEREZ AND MADONNA ARE JUST JEALOUS!!! Mariah can still have a baby but Perez will never have, and MADONNA's EGGS are already ROTTEN!!! LOL!!!

    PEREZ AND MADONNA ARE JUST JEALOUS!!! Mariah can still have a baby but Perez will never have, and MADONNA's EGGS are already ROTTEN!!! LOL!!!
    ..

  80. me says – reply to this


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    Re: Elyse – Idon't think it's necesarrily mariah the song is talking about. but more the whole facade "show business" is. but she hasn't changed a bit in 20 years. ya gotta admit!

  81. PEREZ n MADONNA JEALOUSY says – reply to this


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    PEREZ AND MADONNA ARE JUST JEALOUS!!! Mariah can still have a baby but Perez will never have, and MADONNA's EGGS are already ROTTEN!!! LOL!!!

    PEREZ AND MADONNA ARE JUST JEALOUS!!! Mariah can still have a baby but Perez will never have, and MADONNA's EGGS are already ROTTEN!!! LOL!!!

    PEREZ AND MADONNA ARE JUST JEALOUS!!! Mariah can still have a baby but Perez will never have, and MADONNA's EGGS are already ROTTEN!!! LOL!!!

    PEREZ AND MADONNA ARE JUST JEALOUS!!! Mariah can still have a baby but Perez will never have, and MADONNA's EGGS are already ROTTEN!!! LOL!!!

    PEREZ AND MADONNA ARE JUST JEALOUS!!! Mariah can still have a baby but Perez will never have, and MADONNA's EGGS are already ROTTEN!!! LOL!!!

    PEREZ AND MADONNA ARE JUST JEALOUS!!! Mariah can still have a baby but Perez will never have, and MADONNA's EGGS are already ROTTEN!!! LOL!!!

    PEREZ AND MADONNA ARE JUST JEALOUS!!! Mariah can still have a baby but Perez will never have, and MADONNA's EGGS are already ROTTEN!!! LOL!!!

    PEREZ AND MADONNA ARE JUST JEALOUS!!! Mariah can still have a baby but Perez will never have, and MADONNA's EGGS are already ROTTEN!!! LOL!!!

    PEREZ AND MADONNA ARE JUST JEALOUS!!! Mariah can still have a baby but Perez will never have, and MADONNA's EGGS are already ROTTEN!!! LOL!!!

    PEREZ AND MADONNA ARE JUST JEALOUS!!! Mariah can still have a baby but Perez will never have, and MADONNA's EGGS are already ROTTEN!!! LOL!!!
    ;'

  82. PEREZ MUST BE PISSD says – reply to this


    82

    PEREZ AND MADONNA ARE JUST JEALOUS!!! Mariah can still have a baby but Perez will never have, and MADONNA's EGGS are already ROTTEN!!! LOL!!!

    PEREZ AND MADONNA ARE JUST JEALOUS!!! Mariah can still have a baby but Perez will never have, and MADONNA's EGGS are already ROTTEN!!! LOL!!!

    PEREZ AND MADONNA ARE JUST JEALOUS!!! Mariah can still have a baby but Perez will never have, and MADONNA's EGGS are already ROTTEN!!! LOL!!!

    PEREZ AND MADONNA ARE JUST JEALOUS!!! Mariah can still have a baby but Perez will never have, and MADONNA's EGGS are already ROTTEN!!! LOL!!!

    PEREZ AND MADONNA ARE JUST JEALOUS!!! Mariah can still have a baby but Perez will never have, and MADONNA's EGGS are already ROTTEN!!! LOL!!!

    PEREZ AND MADONNA ARE JUST JEALOUS!!! Mariah can still have a baby but Perez will never have, and MADONNA's EGGS are already ROTTEN!!! LOL!!!

    PEREZ AND MADONNA ARE JUST JEALOUS!!! Mariah can still have a baby but Perez will never have, and MADONNA's EGGS are already ROTTEN!!! LOL!!!

    PEREZ AND MADONNA ARE JUST JEALOUS!!! Mariah can still have a baby but Perez will never have, and MADONNA's EGGS are already ROTTEN!!! LOL!!!

    PEREZ AND MADONNA ARE JUST JEALOUS!!! Mariah can still have a baby but Perez will never have, and MADONNA's EGGS are already ROTTEN!!! LOL!!!

    PEREZ AND MADONNA ARE JUST JEALOUS!!! Mariah can still have a baby but Perez will never have, and MADONNA's EGGS are already ROTTEN!!! LOL!!!
    ,./;

  83. Alexandra says – reply to this


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    this is the best fucking thing I've ever heard!!
    it made me think of my best friend hahhaa

  84. nathan says – reply to this


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    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha!!!!

  85. PEREZ n MADONNA JEALOUSY says – reply to this


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    PEREZ AND MADONNA ARE JUST JEALOUS!!! Mariah can still have a baby but Perez will never have, and MADONNA's EGGS are already ROTTEN!!! LOL!!!

    PEREZ AND MADONNA ARE JUST JEALOUS!!! Mariah can still have a baby but Perez will never have, and MADONNA's EGGS are already ROTTEN!!! LOL!!!

    PEREZ AND MADONNA ARE JUST JEALOUS!!! Mariah can still have a baby but Perez will never have, and MADONNA's EGGS are already ROTTEN!!! LOL!!!

    PEREZ AND MADONNA ARE JUST JEALOUS!!! Mariah can still have a baby but Perez will never have, and MADONNA's EGGS are already ROTTEN!!! LOL!!!

    PEREZ AND MADONNA ARE JUST JEALOUS!!! Mariah can still have a baby but Perez will never have, and MADONNA's EGGS are already ROTTEN!!! LOL!!!

    PEREZ AND MADONNA ARE JUST JEALOUS!!! Mariah can still have a baby but Perez will never have, and MADONNA's EGGS are already ROTTEN!!! LOL!!!

    PEREZ AND MADONNA ARE JUST JEALOUS!!! Mariah can still have a baby but Perez will never have, and MADONNA's EGGS are already ROTTEN!!! LOL!!!

    PEREZ AND MADONNA ARE JUST JEALOUS!!! Mariah can still have a baby but Perez will never have, and MADONNA's EGGS are already ROTTEN!!! LOL!!!

    PEREZ AND MADONNA ARE JUST JEALOUS!!! Mariah can still have a baby but Perez will never have, and MADONNA's EGGS are already ROTTEN!!! LOL!!!

    PEREZ AND MADONNA ARE JUST JEALOUS!!! Mariah can still have a baby but Perez will never have, and MADONNA's EGGS are already ROTTEN!!! LOL!!!
    .//;[

  86. Chip says – reply to this


    86

    I have Jackie Beat as a friend on MYSPACE..LOL she's Hilarious..LOL

  87. this is real folks says – reply to this


    87

    –MADONNA"S ALBUM IS DROPPING LIKE A STONE.

    –MADONNA SOLD NOT EVEN HALF OF MARIAH"S ALBUM SALE!! (That Hurts)

    –MADONNA"S WEBSITE is Posting THAT HER "4 MINUTES" SINGLE IS #1 (it's a LIE it never reaches the #1 spot! WHATTA SHAME)

    –MADONNA USES "CONTROVERSY", and "OTHER BIG ARTISTS" to lift her career!!! WANT PROOF? ( Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake are few from the other)

    –MADONNA is paying PEREZ HILTON for her publicity

    FUCK YOU MADONNA!!! RETIRE!!! ITS ONLY FIRST WEEK OF YOUR ALBUM AND ITS FLOP ALREADY!!! DIE BITCH!!!!

    ………………….

  88. 4 minutes to save madonna's career says – reply to this


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    –MADONNA"S ALBUM IS DROPPING LIKE A STONE.

    –MADONNA SOLD NOT EVEN HALF OF MARIAH"S ALBUM SALE!! (That Hurts)

    –MADONNA"S WEBSITE is Posting THAT HER "4 MINUTES" SINGLE IS #1 (it's a LIE it never reaches the #1 spot! WHATTA SHAME)

    –MADONNA USES "CONTROVERSY", and "OTHER BIG ARTISTS" to lift her career!!! WANT PROOF? ( Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake are few from the other)

    –MADONNA is paying PEREZ HILTON for her publicity

    FUCK YOU MADONNA!!! RETIRE!!! ITS ONLY FIRST WEEK OF YOUR ALBUM AND ITS FLOP ALREADY!!! DIE BITCH!!!!

    ……………….

  89. EEEEW MADONNA FLOPS says – reply to this


    89

    –MADONNA"S ALBUM IS DROPPING LIKE A STONE.

    –MADONNA SOLD NOT EVEN HALF OF MARIAH"S ALBUM SALE!! (That Hurts)

    –MADONNA"S WEBSITE is Posting THAT HER "4 MINUTES" SINGLE IS #1 (it's a LIE it never reaches the #1 spot! WHATTA SHAME)

    –MADONNA USES "CONTROVERSY", and "OTHER BIG ARTISTS" to lift her career!!! WANT PROOF? ( Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake are few from the other)

    –MADONNA is paying PEREZ HILTON for her publicity

    FUCK YOU MADONNA!!! RETIRE!!! ITS ONLY FIRST WEEK OF YOUR ALBUM AND ITS FLOP ALREADY!!! DIE BITCH!!!!

    …………

  90. FLIP FLOP FLIP FLOP says – reply to this


    90

    –MADONNA"S ALBUM IS DROPPING LIKE A STONE.

    –MADONNA SOLD NOT EVEN HALF OF MARIAH"S ALBUM SALE!! (That Hurts)

    –MADONNA"S WEBSITE is Posting THAT HER "4 MINUTES" SINGLE IS #1 (it's a LIE it never reaches the #1 spot! WHATTA SHAME)

    –MADONNA USES "CONTROVERSY", and "OTHER BIG ARTISTS" to lift her career!!! WANT PROOF? ( Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake are few from the other)

    –MADONNA is paying PEREZ HILTON for her publicity

    FUCK YOU MADONNA!!! RETIRE!!! ITS ONLY FIRST WEEK OF YOUR ALBUM AND ITS FLOP ALREADY!!! DIE BITCH!!!!

    ………………….12

  91. I agree says – reply to this


    91

    –MADONNA"S ALBUM IS DROPPING LIKE A STONE.

    –MADONNA SOLD NOT EVEN HALF OF MARIAH"S ALBUM SALE!! (That Hurts)

    –MADONNA"S WEBSITE is Posting THAT HER "4 MINUTES" SINGLE IS #1 (it's a LIE it never reaches the #1 spot! WHATTA SHAME)

    –MADONNA USES "CONTROVERSY", and "OTHER BIG ARTISTS" to lift her career!!! WANT PROOF? ( Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake are few from the other)

    –MADONNA is paying PEREZ HILTON for her publicity

    FUCK YOU MADONNA!!! RETIRE!!! ITS ONLY FIRST WEEK OF YOUR ALBUM AND ITS FLOP ALREADY!!! DIE BITCH!!!!

    ………………….13

  92. LAMBS will still love her says – reply to this


    92

    –MADONNA"S ALBUM IS DROPPING LIKE A STONE.

    –MADONNA SOLD NOT EVEN HALF OF MARIAH"S ALBUM SALE!! (That Hurts)

    –MADONNA"S WEBSITE is Posting THAT HER "4 MINUTES" SINGLE IS #1 (it's a LIE it never reaches the #1 spot! WHATTA SHAME)

    –MADONNA USES "CONTROVERSY", and "OTHER BIG ARTISTS" to lift her career!!! WANT PROOF? ( Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake are few from the other)

    –MADONNA is paying PEREZ HILTON for her publicity

    FUCK YOU MADONNA!!! RETIRE!!! ITS ONLY FIRST WEEK OF YOUR ALBUM AND ITS FLOP ALREADY!!! DIE BITCH!!!!

    ………………….14

  93. LOL! says – reply to this


    93

    –MADONNA"S ALBUM IS DROPPING LIKE A STONE.

    –MADONNA SOLD NOT EVEN HALF OF MARIAH"S ALBUM SALE!! (That Hurts)

    –MADONNA"S WEBSITE is Posting THAT HER "4 MINUTES" SINGLE IS #1 (it's a LIE it never reaches the #1 spot! WHATTA SHAME)

    –MADONNA USES "CONTROVERSY", and "OTHER BIG ARTISTS" to lift her career!!! WANT PROOF? ( Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake are few from the other)

    –MADONNA is paying PEREZ HILTON for her publicity

    FUCK YOU MADONNA!!! RETIRE!!! ITS ONLY FIRST WEEK OF YOUR ALBUM AND ITS FLOP ALREADY!!! DIE BITCH!!!!

    ………………….15

  94. shame on MADONNA says – reply to this


    94

    –MADONNA"S ALBUM IS DROPPING LIKE A STONE.

    –MADONNA SOLD NOT EVEN HALF OF MARIAH"S ALBUM SALE!! (That Hurts)

    –MADONNA"S WEBSITE is Posting THAT HER "4 MINUTES" SINGLE IS #1 (it's a LIE it never reaches the #1 spot! WHATTA SHAME)

    –MADONNA USES "CONTROVERSY", and "OTHER BIG ARTISTS" to lift her career!!! WANT PROOF? ( Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake are few from the other)

    –MADONNA is paying PEREZ HILTON for her publicity

    FUCK YOU MADONNA!!! RETIRE!!! ITS ONLY FIRST WEEK OF YOUR ALBUM AND ITS FLOP ALREADY!!! DIE BITCH!!!!

    ………………….7

  95. this is new says – reply to this


    95

    –MADONNA"S ALBUM IS DROPPING LIKE A STONE.

    –MADONNA SOLD NOT EVEN HALF OF MARIAH"S ALBUM SALE!! (That Hurts)

    –MADONNA"S WEBSITE is Posting THAT HER "4 MINUTES" SINGLE IS #1 (it's a LIE it never reaches the #1 spot! WHATTA SHAME)

    –MADONNA USES "CONTROVERSY", and "OTHER BIG ARTISTS" to lift her career!!! WANT PROOF? ( Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake are few from the other)

    –MADONNA is paying PEREZ HILTON for her publicity

    FUCK YOU MADONNA!!! RETIRE!!! ITS ONLY FIRST WEEK OF YOUR ALBUM AND ITS FLOP ALREADY!!! DIE BITCH!!!!

    ………………….g

  96. i read this somewhere says – reply to this


    96

    –MADONNA"S ALBUM IS DROPPING LIKE A STONE.

    –MADONNA SOLD NOT EVEN HALF OF MARIAH"S ALBUM SALE!! (That Hurts)

    –MADONNA"S WEBSITE is Posting THAT HER "4 MINUTES" SINGLE IS #1 (it's a LIE it never reaches the #1 spot! WHATTA SHAME)

    –MADONNA USES "CONTROVERSY", and "OTHER BIG ARTISTS" to lift her career!!! WANT PROOF? ( Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake are few from the other)

    –MADONNA is paying PEREZ HILTON for her publicity

    FUCK YOU MADONNA!!! RETIRE!!! ITS ONLY FIRST WEEK OF YOUR ALBUM AND ITS FLOP ALREADY!!! DIE BITCH!!!!

    …………………56

  97. oh wow not even half? says – reply to this


    97

    –MADONNA"S ALBUM IS DROPPING LIKE A STONE.

    –MADONNA SOLD NOT EVEN HALF OF MARIAH"S ALBUM SALE!! (That Hurts)

    –MADONNA"S WEBSITE is Posting THAT HER "4 MINUTES" SINGLE IS #1 (it's a LIE it never reaches the #1 spot! WHATTA SHAME)

    –MADONNA USES "CONTROVERSY", and "OTHER BIG ARTISTS" to lift her career!!! WANT PROOF? ( Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake are few from the other)

    –MADONNA is paying PEREZ HILTON for her publicity

    FUCK YOU MADONNA!!! RETIRE!!! ITS ONLY FIRST WEEK OF YOUR ALBUM AND ITS FLOP ALREADY!!! DIE BITCH!!!!

    ………………….87

  98. this hurts says – reply to this


    98

    –MADONNA"S ALBUM IS DROPPING LIKE A STONE.

    –MADONNA SOLD NOT EVEN HALF OF MARIAH"S ALBUM SALE!! (That Hurts)

    –MADONNA"S WEBSITE is Posting THAT HER "4 MINUTES" SINGLE IS #1 (it's a LIE it never reaches the #1 spot! WHATTA SHAME)

    –MADONNA USES "CONTROVERSY", and "OTHER BIG ARTISTS" to lift her career!!! WANT PROOF? ( Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake are few from the other)

    –MADONNA is paying PEREZ HILTON for her publicity

    FUCK YOU MADONNA!!! RETIRE!!! ITS ONLY FIRST WEEK OF YOUR ALBUM AND ITS FLOP ALREADY!!! DIE BITCH!!!!

    ………………….98

  99. perez will be pissd on this says – reply to this


    99

    –MADONNA"S ALBUM IS DROPPING LIKE A STONE.

    –MADONNA SOLD NOT EVEN HALF OF MARIAH"S ALBUM SALE!! (That Hurts)

    –MADONNA"S WEBSITE is Posting THAT HER "4 MINUTES" SINGLE IS #1 (it's a LIE it never reaches the #1 spot! WHATTA SHAME)

    –MADONNA USES "CONTROVERSY", and "OTHER BIG ARTISTS" to lift her career!!! WANT PROOF? ( Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake are few from the other)

    –MADONNA is paying PEREZ HILTON for her publicity

    FUCK YOU MADONNA!!! RETIRE!!! ITS ONLY FIRST WEEK OF YOUR ALBUM AND ITS FLOP ALREADY!!! DIE BITCH!!!!

    ………………….097

  100. wawawewo says – reply to this


    100

    haha way better then the original and rings more truth too! LMAO

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