Today

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We must celebrate and give praise, for today is a special day.

On this day, 33 years ago, David Beckham was born.

And a world without Becks would be very sad and uglier.

Happy bday, Golden Balls!

Posted: May 2, 2008 at 12:16 pm / Email this »

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lala says – reply to this

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i saw this gorgeous piece of a** in my dreams last night
Phillipe says – reply to this

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First! And helllooo Becks!
Phillipe says – reply to this

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First! And hellloooo Becks!
stacey says – reply to this

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FUck yeah.. 1st!
stxo says – reply to this

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i dont think ive ever seen something as beautiful as this man
jay says – reply to this

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David Beckham is a loser.
yum says – reply to this

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Happy B-day you YUMMY looking man!!
daisy says – reply to this

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he is the apitomy of beauty!
jay says – reply to this

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How can anyone find him attractive with those f*cking teeth!!!
I LOVE BECKHAM says – reply to this

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FUCK YEAH.. 1ST!!
me says – reply to this

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he's hot.
haras says – reply to this

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mmmmm!
Gwen says – reply to this

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lol everyone looks better in black and white. He's not that special.
oslo lives says – reply to this

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GIVE YOURSELF A BREAK PEREZ….!!!!

I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS THE BIG DEAL ABOUT DAVID BECKHAM…. I DON'T FIND HIM ATRACTIVE AT ALL….
Roberta Chubbs says – reply to this

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mmm, BALLS
Jessica says – reply to this

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He is so gorgeous!
josie says – reply to this

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DAYUM!

boy got front!

oooooo swoon
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! says – reply to this

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Have a great day David =)
ralph cirella is muthafucka says – reply to this

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I THINK DEREK JETER, AROD AND TOM BRADY WAY WAY WAY HOTTER

ESPECIALLY AROD I WOULD TAKE HIS LATINO ASS OVER DAVID ANY FUCKIN DAY
cuntessa delmar says – reply to this

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oh my! No teeny tiny pee pee there.
TaLLoN says – reply to this

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DELICIOUS
Allie says – reply to this

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ew, he's so disgustingly UGLY!! with his pubes pasted on his face, ugh!! LA Galaxy OWNED waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay before he joine!!!
bella says – reply to this

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15th?
hppy bday to becks!!!!!
emily says – reply to this

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I just want to pounce on him
CAT AND KEL says – reply to this

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SEXY OH MY GOD
boyonboy says – reply to this

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I would lick the sweat of his balls!!!!!!!!!!
me says – reply to this

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It's my birthday too! I had no idea Becks & I share a birthday! It's fate……
Danny C says – reply to this

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Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! What an overly tattooed mess!! He looks like a prison escapee. Totally over-rated.
peskyleo says – reply to this

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my god… is there ANYONE hotter than Becks!!!
Sophia says – reply to this

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EFFING FEROSH!
clow says – reply to this

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I have the same bday as David Beckham? interesting.
Becca says – reply to this

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Happy Birthday Cutie!!!
nonCYboY says – reply to this

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I'd sure love to give him a very special birthday present!
Susie says – reply to this

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I do NOT know what you people see in him - HE's FUGLY!!! Not only that, he has what we in the US would call "hillbilly" speak - his accent is SO low class - what a joke! He IS a joke in the UK. It's just all you ugly mid-wsterners (and I guess you gay guys out there) think he is SO great. He does seem like a good person, but c'mon, he is NOT all that!!
Tyra's GAY (GOT it??? GAY! G-A-Y!) cousin ARMANDO says – reply to this

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Re: peskyleo – A resounding NO!!! And HAPPY BIRTHDAY to #27!
Lingwongx says – reply to this

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I would eat his asshole all night long and let him give me a cum facial afterwards!
lol says – reply to this

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only 33 and posh is 33 too? damn, I thought they both were in their 40s
Dana says – reply to this

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Happy Birthday David!!!
ahhh…just cant get enough of that picture =]
Jay says – reply to this

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You are hilarious!!!
And you are absolutely right!!!
rocky5766 says – reply to this

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Dude. He is hot. meow!
ashley marie says – reply to this

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mmhmmm! he is sooo sexy! ;]
Sam says – reply to this

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Hey! It's my birthday today too!!
mandy says – reply to this

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oh how beautiful!
i've recently just found out about this website. and i'm addicted!
thanks for keeping me entertained durring the day Perez!
lets see more post like these!! haha
smorf says – reply to this

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I bet Posh planned a party at Pink Taco where she will not eat
Cassie says – reply to this

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Happy birthday, Becks!
tonjeworld.wordpress.com says – reply to this

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a shame abt his voice though..
brad says – reply to this

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only 33??? He needs to lay off the tanning fo reals.
Rose says – reply to this

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Jonas says – reply to this

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Happy birthday you sexy MAN!!!
BAM says – reply to this

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Golden Balls INDEED! Amazing piece of creation.
LaLo says – reply to this

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My dear sweet Lord…thank you for this beautiful creation. HOT, HOT, HOT!!!!!

I can´t not look.
Marc says – reply to this

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Has anyone heard how big his cock is? I'm just curious.
Jill says – reply to this

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omg he is absoultely perfection. he's the hottest thing there ever was on this planet
D-Money says – reply to this

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OMG! I just came…
uh says – reply to this

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His package looks like it was inflated :/
aileen says – reply to this

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happy b day!
Chrissy says – reply to this

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YAAYYY!!!! Today is MY Birthday too….yes, I share my bday with this gorgeous man…YYIIPPPPEEE!!!
JERSZ says – reply to this

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its nice to share my birthday with such a hottttie =
Yonas Michael says – reply to this

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YAAAAAY BECKS!!!!!
best guy ever!!!
yo mama says – reply to this

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Happy birthday to the hottest pice of ass on the PLANET!!!! Muah and you can put that wherever!
Robino says – reply to this

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Only 33? He looks at least 40 by now. He's ok, but why do people go so nuts over him?
hahaha says – reply to this

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Re: Marc – No one has seen it because Posh keeps it in her purse!!
HASBEEN says – reply to this

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THIS IS THE GUY WHO LIKES TO HAVE A WHOLE SOCCER TEAM ANALLY PENETRATE HIM AND GUZZLE THEIR CUM. HE LOVES IT WHEN HE IS BEND OVER, HELPLESS WHILE THE SOCCER TEAM RAPES HIM AND COVER HIM WITH CUM. FUCKIN THEY FUCKIN EAT HIS FUCKIN COCK AND BALLS TOO FUCKIN FRUITS. CONGRATS - YOU HAVE OFFICIALLY BEEN HASBEEN'D
Kamee' says – reply to this

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That is one sexy white man! WooHoo! Nice eye candy. I'm loving it!
Pollyanna says – reply to this

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He is beautiful, but his taste in women is horrible.
dick says – reply to this

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Re: lala – why can't we get a REAL dick shot of it? I am sick of this padded shit.. take it out man.
Vega Byrne says – reply to this

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Well hey. David Beckham and I have the same birthday!
nicole7774 says – reply to this

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AMEN
james says – reply to this

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happy birthday david u fucking hot bitch! i would suck that cock for dayz……
He Should Remove The Rolled Up Socks From His Underware says – reply to this

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sorry ladies & gays he is tiny ==D
Danielle says – reply to this

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I definately have the same birthday as him We should celebrate together, he is the sexiest man alive
highlander says – reply to this

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Kind of the opposite of what the world would be like if you'd never been born, Perez.
Ugly Fudge Packer.
LUSHUS says – reply to this

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DAM IT!! HE IS SUCH A CUTIE
TOO BAD HIS WIFE... says – reply to this

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…IS A FUCKING CUNTFACE BITCH
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…IS A FUCKING CUNTFACE BITCH
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…IS A FUCKING CUNTFACE BITCH
…IS A FUCKING CUNTFACE BITCH
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…IS A FUCKING CUNTFACE BITCH
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…IS A FUCKING CUNTFACE BITCH
liz says – reply to this

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Yup…. He's just gorgeous
Billy Bob says – reply to this

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Jesus Christ that man is hot. He is the total package. And based on that picture, I do mean PACKAGE.
TiffanyMarie says – reply to this

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Its My Birthday Too!! :D
holly says – reply to this

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David Beckham is the most beautful man alive. He knocked Brad Pitt to #2 on my list after I caught a glimpse of David without a shirt on. YUM!
Andrea PR says – reply to this

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HAPPY B-DAY TO MEE TOO!!!
Tina says – reply to this

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HE IS SOO FINE!
alicia la cubana says – reply to this

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oh Jesus Christ….Lord…
orgasm!
xuszerep says – reply to this

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The man is good to look at, but I'd rather not hear him speak. His voice is awful.
~s!dn3y* says – reply to this

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Beck is h0o0ot!!!!!!!!!
Wowza says – reply to this

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If he could just be lying like that in my bed when I get home from work today I promise I will never complain about anything ever again…damn!
Courtney says – reply to this

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Forget Becks…check out Geoff Cameron from the Houston Dynamo! Up and coming Hottie!
truthfirst says – reply to this

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Perez is a FAT Pervert- He dreams of Beckam- that's all he talks about is how good he looks. How gorgeous he is. Perez dreams of Beckam all the time
truthfirst says – reply to this

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That is not all Beckam in those shorts- that looks so fake. Becks is a white guy from Englan- Lord knows they don't pack like that. That's am old models trick. Fake stuff in his underwear besides Beck is not that cute- Only in Fatass Perez's dream
cathy says – reply to this

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He is not hot. he thinks a lot of himself and the way he dresses is SOOOOOOOOOO contrived to say "look at me I am such a FASHIONISTA" rather have a real man head to toe and VOICE. UGH UGH UGH - REAL MEAN DONT HAVE TO STUFF THEIR UNDERPANTS TO LOOK LIKE A M A N
liliana says – reply to this

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hahahaha….ur hilarious perez. i really fucking love this site bc of shit like that…
Mimi says – reply to this

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Re: jay –

Jealous?
cum-gun says – reply to this

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I will be shooting in your direction, as I do everyday
Mimi says – reply to this

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I wanna lick him like a lollipop!!!
Perez is a disgrace to Gays says – reply to this

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Homo
KJ says – reply to this

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Good Lord, it just got very, very hot in here!!!!! Damn, this boy is total perfection! Posh is a lucky, lucky girl!
Miz Mac says – reply to this

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Re: jay – He has teeth? I didn't notice. I was looking elsewhere.
fanii says – reply to this

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i dont no why victosria it's so skinny because she is eating good jajaja damn david ur hot!!!!!!
LoliT@_HonDuRaS says – reply to this

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Happy B-Day David!! And yes, the world would be uglier if he didn't existed lol…HE IS SSOOOOO HANDSSSOMMMEEE!!!!
nevena says – reply to this

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ok those are not his real balls!!! thats all i have to say lol
JOEY says – reply to this

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OMG IAM SO GAY I WOULD FUCK DAVID BECKAM AND .,……… I AM JOEY IN SURINAME SOUTH AMERICA AND I LOVE BECKAM EXPESCIALLY HISS BALLS
I want Davids meat says – reply to this

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This sexy stud muffin is looking pretty damn fine……Im going to see him play on the 13th in Edmonton, Canada and I can't wait to see this georgeous piece of ass in person….yum…I hope I have a super lensed camera by then to take a hundred crotch shots….:P….CANADA LOVEZ PEREZ! BUT CANADIANS ARE OBSESSED WITH DAVID !!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY SEXY SOON-TO-BE HUSBAND haha!

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