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How did Lily Allen celebrate her birthday last night?

CLICK HERE to watch a vid of her festivities to find out!

Lots of cursing, smoking, joking about eating disorders and cake throwing involved.

What else would you expect?????

Basic douchery!

[Video via Pacific Coast News Online.]

    Posted: May 2, 2008 at 12:52 pm / Email this  »
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    90 comments to “Turning 30”

    1. Jaxson says – reply to this


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      ilu lily

    2. kirsti says – reply to this


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      Shes not 30, shes 23, lol, she was born in 1985

    3. Mayra says – reply to this


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      eww she's ugly

    4. Jen says – reply to this


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      I lOVE this silly bitch!

    5. Hil says – reply to this


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      She is SOOOOOO cute!

    6. LuAnn says – reply to this


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      FIRST!

    7. You says – reply to this


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      whoooop!

    8. Jane says – reply to this


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      Um, precious!

    9. umm says – reply to this


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      boring

    10. lola says – reply to this


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      first!

    11. Johanna says – reply to this


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      first, almost

    12. tiff says – reply to this


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      FIRST!!!!!

    13. perez wtf says – reply to this


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      She isnt 30 !!!

    14. Jen says – reply to this


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      Re: kirsti –

      Perez is just a jealous cock sucking coke head who hates on everyone, especially girls, I think he really wishes he had an innie and not that lil nub of an outtie!

    15. emilieie says – reply to this


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      30?? she can't be turning 30.

    16. becs says – reply to this


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      who cares?

    17. kate! says – reply to this


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      first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    18. becs says – reply to this


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      she's weird

    19. kitten says – reply to this


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      liliy allen says first!!

    20. Gee says – reply to this


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      she celebrated with fall out boy… thats awesome!

    21. Liza says – reply to this


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      second

    22. Ana luiza says – reply to this


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      second

    23. lily says – reply to this


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      lily allen isnt thirty?!?!

    24. Mirvy says – reply to this


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      Go suck a cock you talentless little bitch. Fuck Lily.

    25. gets the joke says – reply to this


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      doesn't look a day over 40

    26. Snowy says – reply to this


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      surely shes not 30?

    27. amanda says – reply to this


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      she looks better blonde and thiner. is she coming to america?

    28. nokillnobeepbeep says – reply to this


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      HOW THE FUCK ELSE IS SHE SUPPOSED TO CELEBRATE HER BDAY??SHES 23!!PEREZ, YOU ARE LARDY ASS HATING COCKSUCKING FAG.

    29. mimi says – reply to this


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      she is turning 23 u bitch!!

    30. Princess Sarita says – reply to this


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      I love her headband!

    31. er says – reply to this


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      She looks a lot older than 45!!

    32. Nikki says – reply to this


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      hate her.
      hate them all - the brit/indie kids.
      they're all talentless hacks who according to our tabloids are super original, they're not.
      they're clones of each other, wow; skinny jeans, a checked shirt, oversized tops.
      they sucks and ruin our country and everyone seems to try and be them, i am envious of american's, wish i lived in LA to get AWAY FROM THEM ALL.
      why do we always have to be so typically british, they have no class.

    33. Nikki says – reply to this


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      Re: Nikki – them being lily allen, wino, alexa chung, noel fielding and the fucking geldofs etc.

    34. H says – reply to this


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      I prefer the term douchbaggery to douchery

    35. ff says – reply to this


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      That was the longest video!!
      What was the point to this?
      I don't even want to see 10 seconds of this train wreck…..she's just not worth the time!!

    36. Labby says – reply to this


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      THANKS PEREZ. THERES 5 MINUTES OF MY LIFE I WONT GET BACK. USELESS PIECE OF VID.

    37. Lisa says – reply to this


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      I love Lily!
      Went t see her when she first began at the pyrmids down in Portsmouth.
      Like just over 100 people there, so good!
      And like all her family was from down near me, so she was like 'yeah i always used to go swimming here, and shit'.
      Shes a LEGEND!

    38. Yonas Michael says – reply to this


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      Looks like she had fun.
      But why, when she was having a convo, did she say the lines to her new song "I Dont Know" - she said "I'll take my clothes off and it will be shameless, cause everyone knows thats how you get famous."
      A little weird …

    39. HASBEEN says – reply to this


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      LILY ALLEN HAS THE FUCKIN DOWNS SYNDROME, IN JAUSE YOU FUCKIN DICKWEED SMOKERS HAVENT ALREADY NOTICED. HER FATHER LIKES TO TAKE IT UP THE FUCKIN ASSHOLE. LILY ALLEN IS COMPLETELY TALENTLESS, AND A MONDO HASBEEN. LILY ALLEN IS A FUCKIN BONER-BLOWER, A MUFF-SUCKER. HER FATHER, KEITH - WELL, LETS JUST SAY HE LIKES TO TAKE IT UP THE FUCKIN ASSHOLE

    40. yawn says – reply to this


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      Is she famous or just some friend of Perez's? The only time I have ever heard her name is here. After all this time someone else would have mentioned her if she was worth mentioning.

    41. S0BERSTAHH says – reply to this


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      dear perez…she isnt turning 30!….thats mean though to say that she is beating her actual age because of her lifestyle…PARTY ON!!

    42. Catherine says – reply to this


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      That's not a funny gimmick, Perez. You're always doing that (saying that Victoria Beckham is 39, for instance) and it's just annoying.

    43. zoe says – reply to this


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      Why did she have to go and dye her hair It looks so fried now!

    44. Birthdays for celebs says – reply to this


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      At least she doesn't stay at the same age like Vitoria "posh spice" or Angelina Jolie.

      Seriously, they a both around 40 and claim to be 33-32.

    45. FUCK OFF FATTY! says – reply to this


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      You're just a fat, jealous bastard Mario.

    46. cwish says – reply to this


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      sometimes i wonder why i waste x minutes of my time watching this stuff.

    47. jenny says – reply to this


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      shes not 30…. ur really bad with ages!!

    48. yayalala says – reply to this


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      I thought you used to like her? Why are you slamming her now?

    49. Jordan says – reply to this


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      What a spoiled bitch. And I always fell amused by all the assholes that hang around trying to be in a celeb's posse. What a bunch of sad, delusional people. Keep on smoking Lils, maybe you'll live to be 35.

    50. I DON"T EAT says – reply to this


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      I DON"T EAT . . . .JUST THROW CAKE AND SMOKE! CAN YOU SAY CANCER???

    51. ?why the viid tho? says – reply to this


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      this ugly scunth is 40, not 30 and shes pregnant, too so why is she smoking, omg, thats so bad for the bastard shes soon gonna have slide out of her loose baggy vag….england suck, the uk only has the worst grossest celebs…pppuuukkke

    52. Emah says – reply to this


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      Most of you commenters are fucking idiots.
      The video was boring as hell.

    53. michael says – reply to this


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      i love lily allen and this video did not deter me from it in anyway.

    54. jbritbritania says – reply to this


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      I BANGED HER.

    55. melissa says – reply to this


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      that was the most boring video. so not even worth posting.

    56. stupid says – reply to this


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      Here we go again, Perez, she's not 30. You suck.

    57. duh says – reply to this


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      Re: kirsti –

      no fucking shit, sherlock.

    58. barbie says – reply to this


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      she's 30? wtf i thought she was 18.

    59. Sherry says – reply to this


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      Did you mean debauchery?

    60. bunny says – reply to this


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      Re: ?why the viid tho? –

      She is not pregnant she had a miscarriage

    61. fignewtoner says – reply to this


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      f*cking. boring. as usual.

    62. Janell says – reply to this


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      is that Shitney in the back??

    63. Ames says – reply to this


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      Mario why do you comment on people we do not care about!

    64. heather says – reply to this


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      she seems cool so why the FUCK do you waste our time posting this shit? Not newsworthy nor gossip-worthy. It just makes her seem more likable which is exactly the opposite of what you are trying to prove, huh Perez??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

    65. Lise-Lotte Norup says – reply to this


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      She's not 30… is it supposed to be an insult to turn 30 or what?? Hmmmm….

    66. jenbunny says – reply to this


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      i like lily, but couldn't she find some less odious minions and pap to hang with?

    67. keira says – reply to this


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      Re: ?why the viid tho? –

      actually she had a miscarriage so before you open your fuckin mouth get the facts straight. oh and btw she's 23.

    68. Morgan says – reply to this


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      ahah i fuckin love lily!

    69. Sara says – reply to this


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      She is so annoying! Who does she think she is? Spoilt brat. I would make her clean the street with her tongue. Pick up that cake and you're smelly cigarette bud! She's doesn't even have talent and she isn't even pretty. Can we all please forget she exist? And stop giving her money my gosh!

    70. sophie says – reply to this


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      she's such a fame grabbing whore attention seeker, there was obviously no need for her to go outside since you can see james courdan (writer of gavin and stacey) inside smoking at the beginning of the video. she's playing him for a love sick puppy just like the press

    71. erin says – reply to this


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      is it just me, or was that emma from degrassi behind her getting a light?

    72. 1111 says – reply to this


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      sad fact
      she was raped when she was 10

    73. 111 says – reply to this


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      sad fact
      she was raped when she was 12….

    74. Cassie says – reply to this


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      I LOVE Lily Allen…happy birthday, hon… :)

    75. GRANDMA ALERT says – reply to this


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      perez is right she looks OLLLLLLD

    76. gabriella Perez says – reply to this


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      30????

    77. ElsieB says – reply to this


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      Oh dear at the people correcting her age. She is absolutely loving the attention. Sigh, poor girl, what a sad existence, when you thrive on showing off in front of the paps.

    78. emily says – reply to this


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      perez, fuck you
      lily allen is amazing and what do you do?
      sit at home and live vicariously through your fucking computer
      good luck being anything real in life, all of us lily fans wish you the very best.

    79. ElsieB23 says – reply to this


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      Enily, i'm afraid Perez has the power to make or break most of the fluff-head celebs that you probably worship. I wouldn't ever accuse him of not having a life. He's done pretty damn well for himself!

    80. Elizabeth says – reply to this


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      Why did you ever like her Perez? She and Avril should hang out…

    81. Laura says – reply to this


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      I looove Lily.

    82. java says – reply to this


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      30, perez? ur a moron.

    83. British vanity says – reply to this


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      I hope she won't live up to her 24th birthday.
      Enough said

    84. ***party*** says – reply to this


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      Re: Nikki – how can you say they have no class?!?! so you want them to be a size zero and go out with no underwear?!?!?!? if you want that then go to L.A!!!1

    85. Tatiana says – reply to this


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      First of all,she turned 23,not 30.Second,she's much smarter than all the other fucked up brits,I mean,when she got pregnant she didn't want to be used in the media as another pregnant girl because she didn't really agree with the whole idea of showing people it's ok to be fornicating and all.I think she's normal,sure she drinks and smokes but who doesn't at her age.Don't be hypocrites,Lily is awesome,she's brutally honest and overall a good person.

    86. Tatiana says – reply to this


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      Re: Nikki –
      Sorry to burst your bubble,Nikki,but nobody's quite like Lily.Plus,do you even know her?

    87. Tatiana says – reply to this


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      Re: ?why the viid tho? –

      this ugly scunth is 40, not 30 and shes pregnant, too so why is she smoking, omg, thats so bad for the bastard shes soon gonna have slide out of her loose baggy vag….england suck, the uk only has the worst grossest celebs…pppuuukkke
      ———
      She's in her 20s,not 40, she had a miscarriage so next time you're gonna complain about someone get to know them better,dumbass!

    88. Oh please says – reply to this


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      Re: sophie –

      You're an idiot, she went outside because that's the law, all smokers have to go outside public places to smoke in the UK. Obviously you're from the UK, as you know of Gavin and Stacey and the James Corden link, but you can't be old enough to ever have experienced going outside for a smoke when you're at the pub or you'd know about it. And most people who are too young to go to the pub would be smart enough to know basic laws. James Corden a) isn't there, you hallucinating liar, and b) would get arrested for smoking inside, considering the paparazzi are there taking pictures and would have a field day with that sort of shit.

      Anyway

      I love how Gail Porter and Chris Evans are in this video, must be one of those usual celebrity haunts, and I love how they forget about Lily for the briefest of moments while Evans is going to his car. Gail's head is so shiny. I like it.

    89. Sharl says – reply to this


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      Re: Nikki –
      HAHAHA YOU ARE LOOKING TO LA FOR ORIGINALITY?
      You're going to be very disappointed.

    90. Candace says – reply to this


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      Re: Nikki –
      You're a fucking idiot.