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Gary Dourdan is talking about his arrest earlier this week and he's denying that the heroin, cocaine, ecstasy and pills in his possession were his!!! HA!

The soon-to-be former CSI actor has issued a statement to Access Hollywood.

Sent via email, the rambling and disturbing statement says:

“Obviously I certainly wish I hadn’t been responsible for so many people getting to the festival’s VIP area,” Dourdan wrote, referring to California’s annual Coachella music festival, which he regularly attends. “And the after party, it ran me ragged, but I’m glad pulling over did prevent a DUI. I recommend not driving at all, but a little kip (nap) is always good (on either side of the road LOL).”

In addition to denying that the drugs were his, Douchebag also claims that drug tests performed by authorities have come back negative.

Says Dourdan: “I am blessed that the Sgt. realized that the luggage carrying whatever they found was not mine and that my tests have been coming back negative. I’ve been happy to cooperate in any way to clear myself and go on with my blessed life.”

This "statement" goes on and on, and Gary goes on and on to apologize to his fans.

He has fans????

Says Douchebag: “I am so sorry to all my fans, especially the young ones, like Taylor Swift, who I should’ve been supporting with my daughter instead of driving tired in the desert,” he wrote. “I am planning events to get the word out that you don’t need a bunch of nasty chemicals to have a good time. Just good friends, family, good music and a good honest spirit full of faith.”

You're definitely gonna need your faith, honey.

Only God is gonna keep your ass out of jail!!!!!

95 comments to “Douchebag Speaks”

  1. gg says – reply to this


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    he can deny it all he wants….he's still a loser!

  2. GOD says – reply to this


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    Blah.

  3. hoeskank says – reply to this


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    first

  4. Elle says – reply to this


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    Is he expecting anyone to believe that?

  5. kate says – reply to this


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    whatever

  6. Bossbitch says – reply to this


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    First!!!yeah their not yours and Bill Clinton didn't inhale!!

  7. eva625 says – reply to this


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    what a jerk-off!

    first?

  8. Mini says – reply to this


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    FIRST!

  9. Hyde says – reply to this


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    ::huge eyeroll:: Unless those test results are published by someone other than him, I'm gonna continue to believe he's not manning up and taking responsibility. If he didn't have previous jerky behavior I'd give him a benefit of the doubt, but he's proven himself to be an egotistical asshole. No slack here.

  10. Cherokee says – reply to this


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    and pretty soon he will tell us he has some land to sell us!

  11. hf says – reply to this


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    firssssssst!!!

  12. jealousi says – reply to this


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    aw, poor gary. i watch csi religiously and he's my favorite.
    sorry perez, but he does have fans.

  13. p says – reply to this


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    perez is loving this, what did he refuse to acknowledge you at an event or something.

  14. FIRST? says – reply to this


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    1st

  15. Revolta says – reply to this


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    Shit happens to all of us…. But he is still HOT and Perez, you wish you could hit that!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  16. Jebus says – reply to this


    16

    why no weed?

  17. HEY says – reply to this


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    Does anyone know if that guy Howard Stern got in that fight with is still on the air with him?

  18. D says – reply to this


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    If the drug tests come back negative he is right. They can't prove the bag was his so they don't have a case against him. I don't approve of his domestic violence against women in the past but if he is trying to change his life for the better, fuck the haters. :)

  19. Dourdan says – reply to this


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    CSI Rocks & has many fans—–Perez is a hater for reasons we wont ever know… But if Perez hasnt ever been personally offended by Dourdan, then remember, Karma is a bitch and what comes around goes around. Jeez Perez, I dont think you realize that you'll get yours one day for all this maliciousness you spread.

  20. maggie says – reply to this


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    ahahahahaha…dont you just LOVE how his mugshot looks like a casting photo…hes prolly gonna use that in his booking book…AHAHAHAHAHAHA…I SLAY ME.

  21. bla says – reply to this


    21

    Perez hate black people !!

  22. haha says – reply to this


    22

    When I saw "douchebag speaks" I thought it was another post about YOU FATASS!!!! :lol:

  23. woot says – reply to this


    23

    WOW…HE REALLY KNOWS HOW TO BE SARCASTIC!!!..BRAVO!
    I CAN'T BELIEVE I USED TO LIKE HIM!!
    DOUCHEBAG!!

  24. I'M NOT MEXICAN says – reply to this


    24

    P-TUBBY ERES UN GORDO FEO CULO ROTO…STILL!!! LOL

  25. sarah says – reply to this


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    Whenever you post about this guy, I don't read it. I don't care Perez.

  26. Ross says – reply to this


    26

    eh. maybe he is telling the truth and is just some crazy spiritual nutjob. i want to see those 'test results' though.

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  28. mmmmmkay says – reply to this


    28

    I'm sure he'll get out of it.
    These freaks always do!

  29. truth says – reply to this


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    I guess the storyline was CSI attempt for him to have his own reality show, HE IS WEAK………PUNKASS MOTHER FUCKER, NO NAP IS GOING TO CLEAR YOUR SYSTEM OF THOSE DRUGS>>>>>NOT HIS BULLSHIT, I AM DISGUSTED WITH THESE PEOPLE DRIVING UNDER THE INFLUNCE
    WHEN THEY FIND THEMSELVES CLEANING ABANY THEY HIT THE NIGHT BEFORE OUT OF THE GRILL

  30. deriere says – reply to this


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    THAT"S HOTTTTTTTTTTT

    HE LOOKS CUTE HAHA

  31. truth says – reply to this


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    i meant BABY OUT OF THE GRILL…sorry anger took over spelling

  32. Sarah says – reply to this


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    How many of us have made mistakes. Regardless of if all those drugs were his, WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES!!!! I was a crackhead for years and now just smoke the herb! Some of those drugs are very hard to get off; if he is on any of them. And he is from HOLLYWOOD. It is even harder there to get clean and stay away from the shit. He is still an awesome actor and I would hate to see him off of the screen. I hope him all the best.

  33. if hez not in jail..he'll never quit says – reply to this


    33

    then when he gets outta jail…he'll go right back to it..
    zhit.
    probably do it in jail….

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  34. wingedTOEsocks says – reply to this


    34

    In an interview earlier this week,Perez hilton denied eating children,instead blaming his monstrous,bloated body on "a galndular disorder".

  35. chocobunny says – reply to this


    35

    The minute I saw where he was arrested I knew Coachella had claimed another victim!!!! That VIP area was packed solid… slow your roll Gary!!!

  36. 3rd planet says – reply to this


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    I don't care what the rest of u say, I like him & wish he'd stay on CSI! Anybody who's anybody has been caught doing drugs @ 1 time or another! No, I don't think it's ok, but just look @ the 1s who've been caught & sent to re-hab so many times, it's a swinging door for them!! I've never heard the REAL reason he's leaving CSI, but I wish him the best & hope he'll change his mind about it!

  37. WHAT? says – reply to this


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    why the HELL is taylor swift mentioned? lmaoooo

  38. harry says – reply to this


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    Re: D

    you can be damned sure that if it was any of us that got pulled over that "it's not mine" crap would never fly in court!

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  39. Timmy says – reply to this


    39

    Gary Dourdan is a stand up guy. Give him a chance, he is a single father with 2 kids and takes care of his parents. In papparazzi land it seems as though you are GUILTY by default before all the facts are in. That really is sad. However if the final report reveals he was drugged up and the goods were his, then he should be thrown to the wolves for lying to his fans. Yes, he has fans. Later gators.

  40. vs says – reply to this


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    WEll, at least he knows he has a problem. His brother was killed by someone
    over in the Island. I don't think he ever got over that. No excuse for that
    amount of drugs. CSI will not be the same without him. I hope he can beat
    his demons, if not for his at least for his daughter. Hey, Wino has a problem
    too. He is not the only one by far!

  41. mickey says – reply to this


    41

    he's really hott.

  42. terrabilly says – reply to this


    42

    fuck you perez, fuck you all. Gary Dourdan is one of the best actors on any of the CSI shows. you don't give douchebag "horatio cane" any shit for being a sub par actor and a primadonna. You speak better of Pete DOCKERTY and he has 100x the bad rap as Dourdan. be nice.

  43. WTF???? says – reply to this


    43

    DENIAl- a big problem for him. I hope a near death experince might shape him up! There are plenty of actors to take your place, and they will be coming. He was probably a mule for the dealer in the desert. Watch your back bud!

  44. a fan says – reply to this


    44

    Its an addiction and anyone that has been through that or has been there for someone who is going through a drug addiction knows this is no laughing matter. Of course he is going to deny the drugs were his don't they all? I love CSI and he is one of my favorite actors in the series. I hope things work out for him.

  45. Liar liar pants on fire says – reply to this


    45

    Oh pleeeeeez - possession is possession, no matter who you are.

  46. Brahman says – reply to this


    46

    Faith is stupidity. Prayer is meaningless. God is imaginary. Religion is fraudulent.

  47. highlander says – reply to this


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    Hey, Perez, you have fans, too. Goes to show how we set the bar for fame so low in our culture.

  48. shopgirl says – reply to this


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    PEREZ YOUR A DOUCHE BAG..YOU JUST HATE HIM BECAUSE HE IS TOTALLY WAY BETTER LOOKING THAN YOU..BUT IF YOU HAD SOMETHING TO GAIN BY HIM YOU WOULD BE SUCKING UP TO HIME LIKE YOU ARE NOW DOING WITH SPEIDI HO…REMEBER YOU USED TO TRAH HER AND NOW YOU ARE JUST S-U-C-K-I-N-G U-P to her..you are suck a fucking suck up…..gues you have to get in bed with someone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  49. shopgirl says – reply to this


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    PEREZ YOUR A DOUCHE BAG..YOU JUST HATE HIM BECAUSE HE IS TOTALLY WAY BETTER LOOKING THAN YOU..BUT IF YOU HAD SOMETHING TO GAIN BY HIM YOU WOULD BE SUCKING UP TO HIM LIKE YOU ARE NOW DOING WITH SPEIDI HO…REMEMBER YOU USED TO TRASH HER AND NOW YOU ARE JUST S-U-C-K-I-N-G U-P to her..you are suck a fucking suck up…..gues you have to get in bed with someone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAD TO CORRECT SPELLING…..KARMA..KARMA…KARMA…KARMA…KARMA…KARMA..AND I MEAN YOU WILL GET THE BAD KARMA

  50. shopgirl says – reply to this


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    PEREZ YOUR A DOUCHE BAG..YOU JUST HATE HIM BECAUSE HE IS TOTALLY WAY BETTER LOOKING THAN YOU..BUT IF YOU HAD SOMETHING TO GAIN BY HIM YOU WOULD BE SUCKING UP TO HIM LIKE YOU ARE NOW DOING WITH SPEIDI HO…REMEMBER YOU USED TO TRASH HER AND NOW YOU ARE JUST S-U-C-K-I-N-G U-P to her..YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING SUCK UP LOSER…..GUES TO HAD TO GET IN BED WITH SOMEONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAD TO CORRECT SPELLING…..KARMA..KARMA…KARMA…KARMA…KARMA…KARMA..AND I MEAN YOU WILL GET THE BAD KARMA

  51. shopgirl says – reply to this


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    PEREZ YOUR A DOUCHE BAG..YOU JUST HATE HIM BECAUSE HE IS TOTALLY WAY BETTER LOOKING THAN YOU..BUT IF YOU HAD SOMETHING TO GAIN BY HIM YOU WOULD BE SUCKING UP TO HIM LIKE YOU ARE NOW DOING WITH SPEIDI HO…REMEMBER YOU USED TO TRASH HER AND NOW YOU ARE JUST S-U-C-K-I-N-G U-P TO HER..YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING SUCK UP LOSER…..GUESS YOU TO HAD TO GET IN BED WITH SOMEONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAD TO CORRECT SPELLING…..KARMA..KARMA…KARMA…KARMA…KARMA…KARMA..AND I MEAN YOU WILL GET THE BAD KARMA..GOD SOMETIMES I CAN NOT SPELL..SORRY

  52. Gary Dourdan: "Soon-to-be PRISON BITCH"! says – reply to this


    52

    Fuck any lame excuse-making mother fucking cocksucker who defends this multiple offender and woman beater: "He is good inside. He is trying to clean up. He is hot. He is so talented. He won't ever do it again." Old, tired, worn out excuses. Same old story; same old song.
    Give me a fucking break. The son of a bitch has had more chances than most and he continues to find yet another level to which he can sink. He has been given every opportunity to clean up and he blows it over and over again. Throws his talent and life away for drugs and violence.
    Like Tom Cruise, he knows all he has to do to get the brainless sheep to follow is "act" and give a humbling little speech. Anyone who swallows his bullshit is a brainless ass-kissing bottom feeder also…..so, eat shit and die.

  53. Jane says – reply to this


    53

    Coke has a habit of making people ramble on like idiots.

  54. Sarah says – reply to this


    54

    Thanks for at least spelling his name right, and yes he does have fans.

  55. Sar says – reply to this


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    Good thing they did the drug tests. Gary, haven't you learned by now that the evidence never lies?

  56. Colorblind says – reply to this


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    I heard he was so upset that he went home and "kicked some ass" too bad he took out on his girlfriend again. His excuse sounds like one of Obama's press conferences. Is he expecting us to buy that?

  57. Jodi says – reply to this


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    God doesn't exist, so Gary's going to jail. Glad I sorted out that theological issue. Now I've got to create an alternate universe in seven days - hmm, best get started.

    ^Jodi.

  58. missy says – reply to this


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    "douchebag" is so crass, even for u perez.

  59. Fred Phelps says – reply to this


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    I hope this will finally get this sppok off CSI. He sucks. He has a blessed life? I hate the religious screw balls.

  60. eddy says – reply to this


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    Wait one fukking minute. OK. He claims they werent his, and that his system will show he had no substances of abuse in his blood. Let's hear him out, give due process a chance. Geez.

  61. mese says – reply to this


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    HECK yeah he has fans PEREZ.
    I'm one of his many, many, many, many, fans PEREZ.

  62. . says – reply to this


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    Shut up u fat shit, yes he has fans… no matter what.

  63. MisterReview.com says – reply to this


    63

    um ok here it is

  64. dave says – reply to this


    64

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  65. hms says – reply to this


    65

    He's a great actor and a strong component of CSI Las Vegas and I'm going to miss him terribly, along with Jorja Fox. Each one of them brings a great thing to that show.

  66. howtrue says – reply to this


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    "p" I am glad someone else sees through Perez's unusual hostility towards certain celebs. Obviously Gary pissed him off in some way or another and forever more will be known as "Douchebag". Did he rebuff an advance perhaps?? Hmmm…

  67. jen says – reply to this


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    perez… i'm been monitoring your posts. do you EVER have anything nice to say about black people? if so, i haven't noticed. watch it perez… ur fans might notice ur racism soon, and they would like it

  68. Lara says – reply to this


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    Yes he does have fans so be nice.

    Gary, we love you. Please, Please get some help.

    Leave him alone Perez!

  69. TEE says – reply to this


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    IM AMAZED AT HOW HERE SOCIETY IS SO RACIST LINDSEY LOHAN BASICALLY HAS CRACK ON HERE LIP CRASHES HER CAR, BRITNEY, NICOLE THE LEAST GOES ON STOP BEING HATERS. HALF THE PEOPLE IN HOLLYWOOD ARE ON DRUGS HE JUST TALKS THE WRAP FOR EVERYONE LIKE MOST BLACKS TOO ANYWAY.STAY STRONG I DON'T THINK ITS COOL HIM BEING A CRACKHEAD BUT, WHEN I WATCH LINDSEY AND ALL THOSE DOUCHE BAGS MISCHA SHOULD I CONTINUE GET AWAY SCOTT FIRE. MS BAPS GENERATION 80

  70. Nic D says – reply to this


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    Last person to comment… WhAtever!!

    PeRez: Estas loco cabron LoL

  71. kelsey says – reply to this


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    I like him.

  72. Toodles says – reply to this


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    FELONY DRUG POSSESSION. He should go to jail for it. He's known in Hollywood for having a substance abuse problem but CBS has done a good job covering it up. Hope he finds the help he needs.

  73. Jail?! says – reply to this


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    Jail? Jail?!?! Yeah fucking right!! No one goes to jail in California! Crime in CA is a joke… Buncha liberals…

  74. kimmie says – reply to this


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    This is one hot man. I watch him every week. I'm going to miss him on csi Las Vegas. I hope that he gets whatever help he needs. The abuse charge is more upsetting however. He needs to get to the bottom of that……..I wish him the best……Perez, honey…..you can be a real ass sometimes and not just with this guy……..you do have your favorites.

  75. yllw says – reply to this


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    Umm…. okay. Perez Hilton makes his (her/its/their) money off this … crap?

    Shame on you. Wonder why the world's going to hell in a Perez-basket? Hate/rumor/lets-make-some-money-off-indignifying-people mongering.

    Haven't we left the dark ages?

    Mario, where did your soul go?

  76. george says – reply to this


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    i heard from people at the scene that the drugs were in handbags left in the car by others and there had been 7 people in the car. seriously, the only drug not on that list was midol. i believe him.

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  78. Perez is a Loser says – reply to this


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    I came back looking to see if your pathetic ass could redeem itself by apologizing for recommending that this guy kill himself.

    Instead, I find that you're still being a total dick about it. It's funny how many of your douche bag "fans" suddenly get all self-righteous about it now that it's proven that he's innocent.

    Love the fact that you made up that bullshit about people saying his friends were worried because of the danger he was putting himself in.

    If people weren't so pathetic, your site would fall apart, and I hope it does and you get what you deserve, Mario. Remember, all the hate and vile shit people do comes back to haunt them.

    No wonder your self-promotion is what it is . . . pics of "celebrities" that half of the worthwhile population hasn't heard of with you trying to get noticed by people, unfunny "comedy" skits you do, and pics/videos of your ugly ass dog (which is the only creature pathetic enough to be involved in your life, but it's not like he has the intelligence or chance to make a decision on being associated with you . . . animals only care about the people who feed them, give them treats, and pay attention to them; they can't comprehend anything else).

    You're disgusting and vile.

    Speaking of the "z" list celebrities you mention, it must be nice to be a step beneath them because you have
    a) no talent
    b) no redeeming qualities
    and
    c) represent everything that is wrong with society.

    Rot in hell, loser.

  79. cinna glitter says – reply to this


    79

    Gary what a shame…. Now you are a very well paid en wellknown actor, you still can't drop the bad habit…. Shame on you

    (oh and I have to say I'm a fan to, he's my second favourite CSI actor)

  80. SHUT Y'R FUKIN TRAPP says – reply to this


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  81. D says – reply to this


    81

    Why is he a douchebag? He didn't molest any little girls. I don't approve of him beating his girlfriend but there's a remedy for that. It's called a JOB. Get one and you don't have to take shit off of any man. As for the drugs, if his tests came back negative they don't have anything on him. The drugs were in ladies' handbags. DUH I hope he gets another job on TV. I would much rather look at him than some dork. :)

  82. DMAN says – reply to this


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    ALL THESE JIG'S CANT SEEM TO STAY OUT OF TROUBLE

  83. hailey says – reply to this


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    im so disapointed i loved gary dourdan i used to watch csi just for him and now hes getting kicked off of that too i hate to say it but yea u r kinda a douchbag

  84. aba says – reply to this


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    Re: eva625 – ok wht ever

  85. bleh says – reply to this


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    everyone parties at coachella. everyone has drugs on them. he was an idiot for being on the other side of the street but he's still a decent guy. give him a break.

  86. a10 says – reply to this


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    everyone does drugs at coachella, everyone has drugs on them. just because he was stupid enough to be on the wrong side of the street doesn't mean he is a douchebag. i agree, he didn't hurt anything, molest anyone, he got caught doing what everyone else there was doing. big deal. give the guy a break.

  87. Pootytang says – reply to this


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    Douchebag says what???

  88. tuesday says – reply to this


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    i love perez!!!!

  89. bleep says – reply to this


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    I believe that sometimes when the birds enjoy the bees they will get stung in there private parts because they shouldnt be having sex with bees in the first place…stupid birds. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I have a lovely bunch of crackers in my dic

  90. just me says – reply to this


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    I am a HUGE fan of Gary's!! I've met him and he is sooooooo sexy and very polite. And so damn hot it is unreal! Hope everything works out for him.

  91. susa says – reply to this


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    ohh Gary…Stil Perez HE is soooooo HOT !!! HOT HOT HOT ! Handsome and SEXY !!!

  92. Morgan says – reply to this


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    I LOVE him. He definitely has fans!!!!!

  93. woo says – reply to this


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    Re: wingedTOEsocks
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  94. Ash says – reply to this


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    Question - why such the hate and venom for this man? I'm sure we would have heard about it if he had done something to you personally, but as far as I can tell, you say these things without provocation. Let him pick himself up, brush off the dust, and get on with his life. If Robert Downey Jr. can get HOW MANY CHANCES now…? Then so can Gary G.! We're rooting for him!!

  95. Erica says – reply to this


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    He is the only reson I watch the show!! I hope to god those drugs weren't his!! heartbreaking if they were