Douchebag Speaks
Filed under: Drugs > Gary Dourdan
Gary Dourdan is talking about his arrest earlier this week and he's denying that the heroin, cocaine, ecstasy and pills in his possession were his!!! HA!
The soon-to-be former CSI actor has issued a statement to Access Hollywood.
Sent via email, the rambling and disturbing statement says:
“Obviously I certainly wish I hadn’t been responsible for so many people getting to the festival’s VIP area,” Dourdan wrote, referring to California’s annual Coachella music festival, which he regularly attends. “And the after party, it ran me ragged, but I’m glad pulling over did prevent a DUI. I recommend not driving at all, but a little kip (nap) is always good (on either side of the road LOL).”
In addition to denying that the drugs were his, Douchebag also claims that drug tests performed by authorities have come back negative.
Says Dourdan: “I am blessed that the Sgt. realized that the luggage carrying whatever they found was not mine and that my tests have been coming back negative. I’ve been happy to cooperate in any way to clear myself and go on with my blessed life.”
This "statement" goes on and on, and Gary goes on and on to apologize to his fans.
He has fans????
Says Douchebag: “I am so sorry to all my fans, especially the young ones, like Taylor Swift, who I should’ve been supporting with my daughter instead of driving tired in the desert,” he wrote. “I am planning events to get the word out that you don’t need a bunch of nasty chemicals to have a good time. Just good friends, family, good music and a good honest spirit full of faith.”
You're definitely gonna need your faith, honey.
Only God is gonna keep your ass out of jail!!!!!
he can deny it all he wants….he's still a loser!
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Is he expecting anyone to believe that?
whatever
First!!!yeah their not yours and Bill Clinton didn't inhale!!
what a jerk-off!
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FIRST!
::huge eyeroll:: Unless those test results are published by someone other than him, I'm gonna continue to believe he's not manning up and taking responsibility. If he didn't have previous jerky behavior I'd give him a benefit of the doubt, but he's proven himself to be an egotistical asshole. No slack here.
and pretty soon he will tell us he has some land to sell us!
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aw, poor gary. i watch csi religiously and he's my favorite.
sorry perez, but he does have fans.
perez is loving this, what did he refuse to acknowledge you at an event or something.
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Shit happens to all of us…. But he is still HOT and Perez, you wish you could hit that!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why no weed?
Does anyone know if that guy Howard Stern got in that fight with is still on the air with him?
If the drug tests come back negative he is right. They can't prove the bag was his so they don't have a case against him. I don't approve of his domestic violence against women in the past but if he is trying to change his life for the better, fuck the haters.
CSI Rocks & has many fans—–Perez is a hater for reasons we wont ever know… But if Perez hasnt ever been personally offended by Dourdan, then remember, Karma is a bitch and what comes around goes around. Jeez Perez, I dont think you realize that you'll get yours one day for all this maliciousness you spread.
ahahahahaha…dont you just LOVE how his mugshot looks like a casting photo…hes prolly gonna use that in his booking book…AHAHAHAHAHAHA…I SLAY ME.
Perez hate black people !!
When I saw "douchebag speaks" I thought it was another post about YOU FATASS!!!!
WOW…HE REALLY KNOWS HOW TO BE SARCASTIC!!!..BRAVO!
I CAN'T BELIEVE I USED TO LIKE HIM!!
DOUCHEBAG!!
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Whenever you post about this guy, I don't read it. I don't care Perez.
eh. maybe he is telling the truth and is just some crazy spiritual nutjob. i want to see those 'test results' though.
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GET LAID TONIGHT! ITS TOTALLY FREE CHACK IT OUT!!!
I'm sure he'll get out of it.
These freaks always do!
I guess the storyline was CSI attempt for him to have his own reality show, HE IS WEAK………PUNKASS MOTHER FUCKER, NO NAP IS GOING TO CLEAR YOUR SYSTEM OF THOSE DRUGS>>>>>NOT HIS BULLSHIT, I AM DISGUSTED WITH THESE PEOPLE DRIVING UNDER THE INFLUNCE
WHEN THEY FIND THEMSELVES CLEANING ABANY THEY HIT THE NIGHT BEFORE OUT OF THE GRILL
THAT"S HOTTTTTTTTTTT
HE LOOKS CUTE HAHA
i meant BABY OUT OF THE GRILL…sorry anger took over spelling
How many of us have made mistakes. Regardless of if all those drugs were his, WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES!!!! I was a crackhead for years and now just smoke the herb! Some of those drugs are very hard to get off; if he is on any of them. And he is from HOLLYWOOD. It is even harder there to get clean and stay away from the shit. He is still an awesome actor and I would hate to see him off of the screen. I hope him all the best.
then when he gets outta jail…he'll go right back to it..
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probably do it in jail….
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In an interview earlier this week,Perez hilton denied eating children,instead blaming his monstrous,bloated body on "a galndular disorder".
The minute I saw where he was arrested I knew Coachella had claimed another victim!!!! That VIP area was packed solid… slow your roll Gary!!!
I don't care what the rest of u say, I like him & wish he'd stay on CSI! Anybody who's anybody has been caught doing drugs @ 1 time or another! No, I don't think it's ok, but just look @ the 1s who've been caught & sent to re-hab so many times, it's a swinging door for them!! I've never heard the REAL reason he's leaving CSI, but I wish him the best & hope he'll change his mind about it!
why the HELL is taylor swift mentioned? lmaoooo
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you can be damned sure that if it was any of us that got pulled over that "it's not mine" crap would never fly in court!
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Gary Dourdan is a stand up guy. Give him a chance, he is a single father with 2 kids and takes care of his parents. In papparazzi land it seems as though you are GUILTY by default before all the facts are in. That really is sad. However if the final report reveals he was drugged up and the goods were his, then he should be thrown to the wolves for lying to his fans. Yes, he has fans. Later gators.
WEll, at least he knows he has a problem. His brother was killed by someone
over in the Island. I don't think he ever got over that. No excuse for that
amount of drugs. CSI will not be the same without him. I hope he can beat
his demons, if not for his at least for his daughter. Hey, Wino has a problem
too. He is not the only one by far!
he's really hott.
fuck you perez, fuck you all. Gary Dourdan is one of the best actors on any of the CSI shows. you don't give douchebag "horatio cane" any shit for being a sub par actor and a primadonna. You speak better of Pete DOCKERTY and he has 100x the bad rap as Dourdan. be nice.
DENIAl- a big problem for him. I hope a near death experince might shape him up! There are plenty of actors to take your place, and they will be coming. He was probably a mule for the dealer in the desert. Watch your back bud!
Its an addiction and anyone that has been through that or has been there for someone who is going through a drug addiction knows this is no laughing matter. Of course he is going to deny the drugs were his don't they all? I love CSI and he is one of my favorite actors in the series. I hope things work out for him.
Oh pleeeeeez - possession is possession, no matter who you are.
Faith is stupidity. Prayer is meaningless. God is imaginary. Religion is fraudulent.
Hey, Perez, you have fans, too. Goes to show how we set the bar for fame so low in our culture.
PEREZ YOUR A DOUCHE BAG..YOU JUST HATE HIM BECAUSE HE IS TOTALLY WAY BETTER LOOKING THAN YOU..BUT IF YOU HAD SOMETHING TO GAIN BY HIM YOU WOULD BE SUCKING UP TO HIME LIKE YOU ARE NOW DOING WITH SPEIDI HO…REMEBER YOU USED TO TRAH HER AND NOW YOU ARE JUST S-U-C-K-I-N-G U-P to her..you are suck a fucking suck up…..gues you have to get in bed with someone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PEREZ YOUR A DOUCHE BAG..YOU JUST HATE HIM BECAUSE HE IS TOTALLY WAY BETTER LOOKING THAN YOU..BUT IF YOU HAD SOMETHING TO GAIN BY HIM YOU WOULD BE SUCKING UP TO HIM LIKE YOU ARE NOW DOING WITH SPEIDI HO…REMEMBER YOU USED TO TRASH HER AND NOW YOU ARE JUST S-U-C-K-I-N-G U-P to her..you are suck a fucking suck up…..gues you have to get in bed with someone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAD TO CORRECT SPELLING…..KARMA..KARMA…KARMA…KARMA…KARMA…KARMA..AND I MEAN YOU WILL GET THE BAD KARMA
PEREZ YOUR A DOUCHE BAG..YOU JUST HATE HIM BECAUSE HE IS TOTALLY WAY BETTER LOOKING THAN YOU..BUT IF YOU HAD SOMETHING TO GAIN BY HIM YOU WOULD BE SUCKING UP TO HIM LIKE YOU ARE NOW DOING WITH SPEIDI HO…REMEMBER YOU USED TO TRASH HER AND NOW YOU ARE JUST S-U-C-K-I-N-G U-P to her..YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING SUCK UP LOSER…..GUES TO HAD TO GET IN BED WITH SOMEONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAD TO CORRECT SPELLING…..KARMA..KARMA…KARMA…KARMA…KARMA…KARMA..AND I MEAN YOU WILL GET THE BAD KARMA
PEREZ YOUR A DOUCHE BAG..YOU JUST HATE HIM BECAUSE HE IS TOTALLY WAY BETTER LOOKING THAN YOU..BUT IF YOU HAD SOMETHING TO GAIN BY HIM YOU WOULD BE SUCKING UP TO HIM LIKE YOU ARE NOW DOING WITH SPEIDI HO…REMEMBER YOU USED TO TRASH HER AND NOW YOU ARE JUST S-U-C-K-I-N-G U-P TO HER..YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING SUCK UP LOSER…..GUESS YOU TO HAD TO GET IN BED WITH SOMEONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAD TO CORRECT SPELLING…..KARMA..KARMA…KARMA…KARMA…KARMA…KARMA..AND I MEAN YOU WILL GET THE BAD KARMA..GOD SOMETIMES I CAN NOT SPELL..SORRY
Fuck any lame excuse-making mother fucking cocksucker who defends this multiple offender and woman beater: "He is good inside. He is trying to clean up. He is hot. He is so talented. He won't ever do it again." Old, tired, worn out excuses. Same old story; same old song.
Give me a fucking break. The son of a bitch has had more chances than most and he continues to find yet another level to which he can sink. He has been given every opportunity to clean up and he blows it over and over again. Throws his talent and life away for drugs and violence.
Like Tom Cruise, he knows all he has to do to get the brainless sheep to follow is "act" and give a humbling little speech. Anyone who swallows his bullshit is a brainless ass-kissing bottom feeder also…..so, eat shit and die.
Coke has a habit of making people ramble on like idiots.
Thanks for at least spelling his name right, and yes he does have fans.
Good thing they did the drug tests. Gary, haven't you learned by now that the evidence never lies?
I heard he was so upset that he went home and "kicked some ass" too bad he took out on his girlfriend again. His excuse sounds like one of Obama's press conferences. Is he expecting us to buy that?
God doesn't exist, so Gary's going to jail. Glad I sorted out that theological issue. Now I've got to create an alternate universe in seven days - hmm, best get started.
^Jodi.
"douchebag" is so crass, even for u perez.
I hope this will finally get this sppok off CSI. He sucks. He has a blessed life? I hate the religious screw balls.
Wait one fukking minute. OK. He claims they werent his, and that his system will show he had no substances of abuse in his blood. Let's hear him out, give due process a chance. Geez.
HECK yeah he has fans PEREZ.
I'm one of his many, many, many, many, fans PEREZ.
Shut up u fat shit, yes he has fans… no matter what.
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He's a great actor and a strong component of CSI Las Vegas and I'm going to miss him terribly, along with Jorja Fox. Each one of them brings a great thing to that show.
"p" I am glad someone else sees through Perez's unusual hostility towards certain celebs. Obviously Gary pissed him off in some way or another and forever more will be known as "Douchebag". Did he rebuff an advance perhaps?? Hmmm…
perez… i'm been monitoring your posts. do you EVER have anything nice to say about black people? if so, i haven't noticed. watch it perez… ur fans might notice ur racism soon, and they would like it
Yes he does have fans so be nice.
Gary, we love you. Please, Please get some help.
Leave him alone Perez!
IM AMAZED AT HOW HERE SOCIETY IS SO RACIST LINDSEY LOHAN BASICALLY HAS CRACK ON HERE LIP CRASHES HER CAR, BRITNEY, NICOLE THE LEAST GOES ON STOP BEING HATERS. HALF THE PEOPLE IN HOLLYWOOD ARE ON DRUGS HE JUST TALKS THE WRAP FOR EVERYONE LIKE MOST BLACKS TOO ANYWAY.STAY STRONG I DON'T THINK ITS COOL HIM BEING A CRACKHEAD BUT, WHEN I WATCH LINDSEY AND ALL THOSE DOUCHE BAGS MISCHA SHOULD I CONTINUE GET AWAY SCOTT FIRE. MS BAPS GENERATION 80
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I like him.
FELONY DRUG POSSESSION. He should go to jail for it. He's known in Hollywood for having a substance abuse problem but CBS has done a good job covering it up. Hope he finds the help he needs.
Jail? Jail?!?! Yeah fucking right!! No one goes to jail in California! Crime in CA is a joke… Buncha liberals…
This is one hot man. I watch him every week. I'm going to miss him on csi Las Vegas. I hope that he gets whatever help he needs. The abuse charge is more upsetting however. He needs to get to the bottom of that……..I wish him the best……Perez, honey…..you can be a real ass sometimes and not just with this guy……..you do have your favorites.
Umm…. okay. Perez Hilton makes his (her/its/their) money off this … crap?
Shame on you. Wonder why the world's going to hell in a Perez-basket? Hate/rumor/lets-make-some-money-off-indignifying-people mongering.
Haven't we left the dark ages?
Mario, where did your soul go?
i heard from people at the scene that the drugs were in handbags left in the car by others and there had been 7 people in the car. seriously, the only drug not on that list was midol. i believe him.
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I came back looking to see if your pathetic ass could redeem itself by apologizing for recommending that this guy kill himself.
Instead, I find that you're still being a total dick about it. It's funny how many of your douche bag "fans" suddenly get all self-righteous about it now that it's proven that he's innocent.
Love the fact that you made up that bullshit about people saying his friends were worried because of the danger he was putting himself in.
If people weren't so pathetic, your site would fall apart, and I hope it does and you get what you deserve, Mario. Remember, all the hate and vile shit people do comes back to haunt them.
No wonder your self-promotion is what it is . . . pics of "celebrities" that half of the worthwhile population hasn't heard of with you trying to get noticed by people, unfunny "comedy" skits you do, and pics/videos of your ugly ass dog (which is the only creature pathetic enough to be involved in your life, but it's not like he has the intelligence or chance to make a decision on being associated with you . . . animals only care about the people who feed them, give them treats, and pay attention to them; they can't comprehend anything else).
You're disgusting and vile.
Speaking of the "z" list celebrities you mention, it must be nice to be a step beneath them because you have
a) no talent
b) no redeeming qualities
and
c) represent everything that is wrong with society.
Rot in hell, loser.
Gary what a shame…. Now you are a very well paid en wellknown actor, you still can't drop the bad habit…. Shame on you
(oh and I have to say I'm a fan to, he's my second favourite CSI actor)
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Why is he a douchebag? He didn't molest any little girls. I don't approve of him beating his girlfriend but there's a remedy for that. It's called a JOB. Get one and you don't have to take shit off of any man. As for the drugs, if his tests came back negative they don't have anything on him. The drugs were in ladies' handbags. DUH I hope he gets another job on TV. I would much rather look at him than some dork.