It's Suri!
Filed under: Baby Blabber > Tom Cruise > Katie Holmes

She finally sees the sunlight!
While she spends most of her days trapped in that little cellar underneath TomKat's staircase, little Suri Cruise finally came outside the house, Saturday in NYC.
The baby, wrapped in her magical Scientology blanket, looks so ovah this shit.
We find the timing of her reapperance in public quite….convenient.
Tom makes another appearance on Oprah tomorrow, Monday, and Suri makes a cameo towards the end of the show.
Pimp your baby out!
[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]
Posted: May 4, 2008 at 12:14 pm




FIRST!
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that is a freaking gorgeous child
who cares shes a toddler and gets more attention than credible artistes
first
SECOND!
AND YES THAT IS coloured hair.
Still using the bottle!!!!
she can't be tom's
I BET THEY USED SURIgate SEAMEN
Is it just be or does the other guy in the background look like a Tom Cruise clone?
Re: j – Re: b – u guys are so fuckin lame, i bet even suri is more mature than you guys.
FIRST!!!!!
I LOVE his scientology video on youtube. Craig Ferguson's version of it is hiLARious.
twatermelon
Aww Suri's so cute…
poor kid
FUCK OFF PEREZ YOU BLOATED SHIT EATING CUNT. YOU WILL NEVER POSSESS ANYTHING AS BEAUTIFUL AS THEIR DAUGHTER. WHAT A STUNNING CHILD.
second
awwww
She's so beautiful.
Why on earth would they pimp out Suri because of Oprah??
YOUR THEORIES ARE SO FUCKING LAME PEREZ!!!
beautiful baby……but what is a 2 year old doing with a bottle? she's a little old for that.
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Why is she still drinking from a bottle? She should have been OFF bottles by a year old!!
Why in the hell is she still drinking fron that feeder?? odd..my two-year-old drinks from a glass already
first
WHY DOES SHE STILL USE A BOTTLE? I DON'T GET IT…SHE'S TOO OLD- GIVE THAT CHILD A SIPPY CUP!!!!!
Why does this child still have a bottle!!!!
She is 2!!!
That is not right!!! her teethe will fall out!!!
EEEEWWWW!!!!
first!!!!
WHY is that 2 year old still drinking from a NIPPLE! doesn't anyone else find this totally weird and wrong???
i don't have kids but i do know that this is not age appropriate.
shes so beautiful!
Cute but isn't she like 2 already…..get rid of the bottle or she'll have Austin Powers teeth by preschool!!!
She was out shopping with them in Chicago on Wednesday. She's adorable in person.
Did they dye her hair? Wasn't it black before??
she is cute
TOM IS SOOO WEIRD….XXENU!!!! BITCH
SURI is gonna be a model when she growes up…look at her
Time to get rid of the baby bot!
Who chemically lightens a 2-year-old's hair?
LOOKING "NORMAL" doesn't make you "NORMAL"!! Is that a Tom Cruise BODY_DOUBLE smoking a Cig in the background? I think it MIGHT BE!!! THat is NOT NORMAL.
HE'S a FREAK ANd GAY GAY GAY GAY
"Stunning" THAT IS A BIT OF A STRETCH … she has a fugly nose for sure.
Oi, slaphead! The trapped in the cellar comment ain't funny at all.
Her hair is lighter.
and that guy in the background looks just like Tom Cruise!!
On every photo I see of this little tour of the three, Tom has his hand possessively on Katie. Weird. And I agree, funny that Suri comes out when Tom is about to go more in public.
What I always wanted to say to Katie: get rid of the bottles - your daughter is a toddler, not a baby anymore!!
P.S. Did not think the cellar joke was funny, BTW. Absolutely horrified of the news in Austria. I don't think it should be ridiculed at all. Sorry.
why does she still have that damn bottle!?
WOO HOOO I WAS FIRST!!!
(see first comment)
I LOVE SURI!!
Ohhh she is soo cute!
Yeah, she's not his, that's why she looks EXACTLY like him you stupid nimrods. And who cares about the damn bottle? There are a lot worse things in the world than a little girl with her bottle, like child molestation for instance. I'm glad they aren't rushing her to grow up to quickly. It's refreshing for Hollywood.
god suri is so huge, she's giant.
and she's got such a woman's face, she's very pretty but i can't find her cute cause she looks so old.
lmao, her little cellar under the staircase!!! hahhaa.
magical scientology blanket!
Dang, how old is she now? Why are they still giving her a bottle? My niece is 18 months old and graduated to sippy cups quite a while ago…
Is anyone else disturbed by the fact that the child is 2 and is drinking from a bottle?
THe kid is TWO. GET RID OF THE BOTTLE!
They changed her hair color because she is starting to resemble Josh Hartnett.
Scientologists are just like black people. Ignorant, stupid, and like a bunch of monkeys. Trying to shove their likes and dislikes on anyone and everyone whether they ask for it or not.
At least they haven't faked baked with that nasty orange hie they are both sporting!
THAT CHILD IS TOO FREAKIN OLD TO BE USING A BOTTLE.
Hm, funny, my comment vanished….
Yeah, time to get rid of the bottle. Don't like Tom's hand on Katie's arm ALL the time.
Did not appreciate the cellar joke. Think of the victims in Austria, Perez!
why does that baby still have a bottle she should of been off it like a year ago!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why is a 2 yr old still drinking from a bottle?
Ha ha. Poor thing….it's time for some : "free Suri t-shirts" I think!
What the hell is that kid still doing with a bottle?
what happened to it?
why is that kid still drinking bottles?! You're supposed to wean your kid at a year off of those. Geez….
she's so cute.
Re: cake – I know right and check out her top teeth. They are going to be jacked up!
She is one beautiful little girl
Why in the hell does that 2 year old child still have a fucking bottle?
Am I the only one who thinks she is fugly?
WHO is that tom cruise look-a-like in the background??
Suri is still using a bottle??? I thought she was 2! That's unhealthy
she is so pretty. if anybody is on here making fun of a small child, they should be bitch slapped.
first, you make a comment that they never let Suri see the light of day..then it's chastising them for bringing her out on Oprah. You can't dis them both ways! Geeze. I'm actually starting to feel some empathy for them!
Hello your brat is two years old. Take the bottle away already. Damn Katy get a backbone already. You could so take his wimpy ass.
They are NOT pimping her out. We hardly ever see Suri in public in fact. And please don't be as stupid as the morons posting on Just J ared about her hair. It's the LiGHTING people.
Lots of kids' hair lightens as they get older. My daughter's hair is much lighter than it was just 6 months ago. I agree, thought, the bottle should go.
she is creepy. they are creepy.
PLEASE PEZEZ WE KNOW AND YOU KNOW THEY DO NOT EEP HER UNDER THE STAIRS..GUESS YOU WERE NOT A NORMAL CHILD..KIDS LOVE LITTLE FORTS..HIDAWAYS..I MADE A FORT OUT OF MY CLOSET..YOU ARE SO NARROW MINDED..THE ONLY THING ABOUT TOM I DO NOT LIKE IS THE FACT THAT EARLY 80"s IT WAS A KNOWN FACT THAT HE WAS STERILE… SO I AND EVERYONE WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHO THE REAL DONOR ISl
Tom needs to stop using the little kid to fix his image.
Wow…i never realized how much she looks like her mom
They did not lighten her hair my 2 year old niece was born with dark hair looked black but now is the same color as suri's but my niece has beautiful curls but suri is almost as beautiful as my niece lol and lot of kids at 2 years old drink from a bottle, it might be whenever she needs to sleep
She is like 40 years old - lose the friggin bottle!
Enough with the bottle already— Not only will her teeth be jacked — But they are going to find themselves in the same situation as fellow scientologist Leah Remini who (due to their absurd "religious" beliefs will not encourage their kids to get off the bottle, paci etc) and she is now on Rachel Ray begging for help
HAHAHAHAH trapped in that little cellar underneath TomKat's staircase
funniest thing on this site
Notice how they havent trimmed her bangs — they are hiding her
Gorbachev-esque mark of the beast that stains her alien forehead (doesnt anyone remembet their wedding photos and that hideous birthmark smack in the middle of her brows)
The kid is soul-less
Katie is so hypocritical-she keeps telling people that Suri is a little lady and an artist. She dresses her in clothes at times that look too old for her. Then she gives her a baby bottle. Kid is gonna end up with crap teeth, but what the hell, Cruise can afford false teeth for his toddler.
yeah…weird that she still uses a bottle.
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2 yr old's should not be using baby bottles.
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They changed her hair color because she is starting to resemble Josh Hartnett.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Cannot believe this 2 year old STILL has a bottle.
the guy in the background looks JUST like tom. crazy!!
who the hell dyes their 2 year olds hair.
she'll end up physically sick.
she'll already end up mentally sick if tom doesnt chill out on the psychoticness
why the fuck does tom ALWAYS have one hand on Kat? Does he really think that is protecting her? LOL
Suri is adorable, but I can do without TomKat
baby is pretty now, and I hope she stays pretty, but everyone has seen kids that get their 'father's nose' when they get older. I just hate that he displays this kid like a trophy, like see, I can reproduce, and his other kids were not taken out like this. (maybe Nicole had more control)
The kids got those lazy/sleepy eyes! hahahah
He is trying to get you to CONVERT to his cult-he is using mind control by waving his "Family" around- So COVER your eyes and run for the hills before you become-a zombie too. one of us, one of us(scientology chant!)
There is so much weirdness with these people - it would take a thesis to list it all. That poor child growing up in a cult of crazy people. Soon, she will be just like them and most likely a leader, in the future.
Tom - it is tragic what you have become.
Isn't that kid a little old for a bottle?
perez we know you are just jealous that you didn't have a little play house like suri. Get over it. I know your parents just gave you a bag of chips and sent you to your room. It is sad you have to rip on a toddler to get your kicks. Yeah its fun to say things to be the center of attention but do you really have true friends or are people just being nice to you so your don't talk smack about them?
Great pics! Suri is a BEAUTY! She's going to grow up and run a Hollywood studio someday. Everyone in Hollywood will be kissing this child's (currently bare?!?) feet in the future. More power to her! A beautiful child and a beautiful family … (BTW - That TC look-alike in the background? Hysterical!!)
is there anything tom cruise does that doesnt coincide with his upcoming "projects"? new wife, new kids before a new movie comes out. he is so sad.
every picture I see of that kid she has a bottle in her mouth or hand!!her nice photo layout recently in People she had it in almost all pics!BUT she is a very adorable child no matter how wacky her Dad is