You're just too cute!! I'm starting a health movement in my life this summer. It's necessary. And I keep telling myself, "it's not about the weight loss, it's about the health gain." Keep chuggin', Perez. You already look amazing and bubbly and, you just glow all the time! Much love from Asheville!!!!
Right on, Perez! Make sure to go biking every day, cut back on those portions, and watch the carbs and grease. You'll be looking hot in no time at all!
YOU LOOK GORGEOUS BABY. YOU INSPIRE ME TO GET OFF MY ASS AND TAKE BACK SOME CONTROL IN MY LIFE AND WALK 30 MINUTES A DAY. MUCH LOVE TO YOU AND TEDDY. Kim from NYC
LUV your thinification Ms Perez! in the old school world that would be a girl's bike (no cross bar to slam your testiculars onto…made no sense to me either! even back then!)but now I want one too! in ORANGE! keep up the great work!
hey Perez sweetie….i don't understand this video message cuz its not cico de mayo yet haha…..It's 1151 pm here in FL and that means its only 851 in Cali….which still makes it May 4th….so I'm guessing you are making this video early cuz you'll be drunk before May 5th truly hits haha….i love you and your website…MUAH…im drunk…happy cinco de mayo biatch!!!!!
Pretzels! You gotta TRICK THAT THING OUT! I need you to put tassels on the handlebars and clip playing cards to the tire spokes with clothes pins AT THE VERY LEAST! Ooooh! And add an environmentally friendly basket or two for healthy trips to the local grocery store. And don't even get me started about placing graphic flames all over that manly beast!
Looking great, Pretzels! Keep up whatever it is you are does-ing that you are does-ing so well!
I LOVE YOUR BIKE!!
that is seriously the most pimpin' thing I've ever seen!
I just wanted to say that that video message made my day!
and I've already had a pretty good day!
Anyways, I agree, this is going to be a good week!
You're so positive I love it!
Awww Perez…. No one around to hold the camera for ya bud? That's to bad! Maybe if you weren't such a douche-bag you'd have a friend to hold it for ya. And honestly, its LA, you couldn't find some lame fuck to follow you around and lick your fat nasty asshole long enough to hold a camera for a couple minutes? LAME!
p.s. It's not Cinco De Mayo yet pal…. You'd think the "Media Queen" could at least count to 5 in Spanish or at least now how to read a fuckin calendar. You are a shame to the media and to the industry. Bleh!
Just thinking. We have to give your new ride a name. Might I suggest the PretzelMobile? And you really should have some sort of formal christening with your bevie of choice!
Hey Perez, Love the Bike. My sister got one a year ago. She rides it everywhere and has lost 50 LBS! You are gonna get so slim. You're looking skinnier everytime I see you. Congrats. Good Work. I started my program 3 weeks ago and I am down 8 lbs. I was inspired by you, so thank you.
FIRST!!!
first!! ahha, who cares. Perez I heart you but damn, brush your hair! it looked good when it first got done.
what kind of bike?
first
i think you're too big for that bike perez!
So fuckin desperate!
hahah perez i love you
We love you too!! LOVE the bike!
you're awesome
your bike is awesome
and good luck on your fitness plan
:]
THIRD!!!! jajajajajajajaja
first????
Well… um… the bike definitely fits you…
Its flamin…
SHIT!!!! eleventh!!!
you're awesome
your bike is awesome
good luck on you fitness plan
=]
perez! your bike rocks!
though your helmet doesn't match your pimped bike:(
buy a blue one
You're just too cute!! I'm starting a health movement in my life this summer. It's necessary. And I keep telling myself, "it's not about the weight loss, it's about the health gain." Keep chuggin', Perez. You already look amazing and bubbly and, you just glow all the time! Much love from Asheville!!!!
Right on, Perez! Make sure to go biking every day, cut back on those portions, and watch the carbs and grease. You'll be looking hot in no time at all!
perez, i hate to be the bearer of bad news but cinco de mayo is TOMORROW aka the fifth of may…
FIRST!! YES BITCHES FIRST
AHHH FUCK WHATEVER!!!
NICE BIKE
You're amazing. And fuck Stephanie. Don't brush your hair if you don't wanna.
Yay!!
What radio outlets are you going to be on??
first
jesus f-ing christopher, YOU ARE SO ANNOYING ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY. TURN THE NOTCH DOWN…LIKE 100 TIMES.
ur hair looks horrible
You're looking fantastic!! I think a bike is a great investment… good for weight loss and the environment! Awesome!
Aw Perez, you are so cute.
I love the new bike it is AMAZING…
I can't wait until I see pictures of you ridding it all over the inernet..
Go PEREZ..
congrats!
Love you.. Can't wait to see you in all your hotness….Te vas a ver riquisimo
Ahhh Perez… the bike is cuuuuuuute!
Perez, lookin' good. The work is already payin off.
Wow… Now that's a fuckin' ugly bike…
AND it helps save the environment!
i love you perez!!!!
Are you for fuckin real?
LOVE LOVE LOVE IT and LOVE YOU!
YOU LOOK GORGEOUS BABY. YOU INSPIRE ME TO GET OFF MY ASS AND TAKE BACK SOME CONTROL IN MY LIFE AND WALK 30 MINUTES A DAY. MUCH LOVE TO YOU AND TEDDY. Kim from NYC
That is the ugliest fucking thing I have ever seen. I hope your self indulgent fat ass falls off and that you brake your vocal cords.
The 5th of May is Monday….not today
You look so much thinner already!! Good for you
PS - CANADA LOVES PEREZ
I love ya, Perez!
You're looking so gorgeous!
That shit is hot!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh perez, i think you posted this a day early, cinco de mayo isn't for a few more hours, no?
hahaha i thought you got a puppy
I hope a truck hits your fat ass while riding that bike.
Perez, your little side note about having a great week and making it a great week was so encouraging. Thanks PEREZ!
Wow! Thats a gay looking bike, perfect…
Hey Mister, you so deserve everything wonderful that comes your way. You seem like such a nice and smart person. Such wit. You are Canadian.
I love you too Perez!!!!!
wow perez…dont preach what you cant practice…
LAY OFF THE COKE!!!
i know you want to loose wait, but seriously….
listen to him. the reason he has lost so much weight is not because of the bike, but because of coke…
another hollywood story…
awww perez i love you.
Congrats Perez! But you know, its still the 4th of may… it may be close here on the east coast but its def not in L.A.
perez, you look friggin' awesome!!! keep up the good work! you keep me motivated
love ya bitch muah!
Much love to you Perez. Keep up the good work, and ignore all those haters…what the fuck are they doing on your site anyway? xoxo
DAMN I WAS FIRST FOR THE FIRST TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LUV your thinification Ms Perez! in the old school world that would be a girl's bike (no cross bar to slam your testiculars onto…made no sense to me either! even back then!)but now I want one too! in ORANGE! keep up the great work!
WOW PEREZ! you really lost weight! You go gurl!
Oooh, that's smart of you to film your videos from above - you look simply anorexic at that angle! Somebody get this boy a cheeseburger!
Perez………looking good man! i can't wait to see you with the shirt off.
hey Perez sweetie….i don't understand this video message cuz its not cico de mayo yet haha…..It's 1151 pm here in FL and that means its only 851 in Cali….which still makes it May 4th….so I'm guessing you are making this video early cuz you'll be drunk before May 5th truly hits haha….i love you and your website…MUAH…im drunk…happy cinco de mayo biatch!!!!!
Perez, you are looking good. Looks like you have lost tons! great job!
Perez is a Ross the intern wannabe.
perez, darling, i love you. but you seem rather coked out in this vid. just sayin. be careful! don't snort and videotape!
Pretzels! You gotta TRICK THAT THING OUT! I need you to put tassels on the handlebars and clip playing cards to the tire spokes with clothes pins AT THE VERY LEAST! Ooooh! And add an environmentally friendly basket or two for healthy trips to the local grocery store. And don't even get me started about placing graphic flames all over that manly beast!
Looking great, Pretzels! Keep up whatever it is you are does-ing that you are does-ing so well!
You might crush that bike, Perez. It's too small for you.
perez your fucking hot! i love you. if i lived in l.a. we would totally be best friends!
OMG PEREZ! YOU TOALLY LOOK SKINNIER~ YOURE DOING GREAT!
I LOVE YOUR BIKE!!
that is seriously the most pimpin' thing I've ever seen!
I just wanted to say that that video message made my day!
and I've already had a pretty good day!
Anyways, I agree, this is going to be a good week!
You're so positive I love it!
Have fun on the bike Perez… don't forget to put the seat on when you ride. LOL ;o)
Congratulations! We love you too
Except when you call the tires "wheels," but that's okay. It's forgiven and forgotten. What a gnarly bike!
I love you P and I'm so happy for you with your fabulous pimped out bike!!!
Re: vanessa – uhhhhhh are u a fuckin crackhead?? u think he doesnt know that…. WHO ARE YOU?? its midnight biiiiiiiitch
Are you going to use that bike to go to McDonald's and Baskin Robbins?
Hope that bike seat can support all that weight, Fatty.
Hello Lover!
Mi amor tomorrow is Cinco de Mayo but since it's you it's aaaaaall good.
I like your new ride. You're gonna make it sexy.
ILY.
Awww Perez…. No one around to hold the camera for ya bud? That's to bad! Maybe if you weren't such a douche-bag you'd have a friend to hold it for ya. And honestly, its LA, you couldn't find some lame fuck to follow you around and lick your fat nasty asshole long enough to hold a camera for a couple minutes? LAME!
p.s. It's not Cinco De Mayo yet pal…. You'd think the "Media Queen" could at least count to 5 in Spanish or at least now how to read a fuckin calendar. You are a shame to the media and to the industry. Bleh!
That's totally awesome! I want that bike in pink.
You rock Perez!
Perez that is a girl's bike!…Oh well it's cute like you.-Congratulations on your new show….Love you…..
from Miami-your home town!
Pretzels!
Just thinking. We have to give your new ride a name. Might I suggest the PretzelMobile?
And you really should have some sort of formal christening with your bevie of choice!
perez you are so positive!
Hey Perez, Love the Bike. My sister got one a year ago. She rides it everywhere and has lost 50 LBS! You are gonna get so slim. You're looking skinnier everytime I see you. Congrats. Good Work. I started my program 3 weeks ago and I am down 8 lbs. I was inspired by you, so thank you.
YOU LOOOK AWESOME!!!!
love the dick shaped seat lol hope you reach your goal hunny!