The Newest Member Of Our Family

Filed under: Personally Perez

Say hello to our new love.

We don't think Teddy will get jealous!

Posted: May 4, 2008 at 11:24 pm / Email this »

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346 comments to “The Newest Member Of Our Family”

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brendon says – reply to this

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FIRST!!!
Stephanie says – reply to this

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first!! ahha, who cares. Perez I heart you but damn, brush your hair! it looked good when it first got done.
hiii says – reply to this

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what kind of bike?
sharon says – reply to this

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first
ho says – reply to this

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i think you're too big for that bike perez!
SO HE'S REALL DESPERATE!!! says – reply to this

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So fuckin desperate!
beth says – reply to this

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hahah perez i love you
coldinthenorth says – reply to this

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We love you too!! LOVE the bike!
Clair says – reply to this

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you're awesome
your bike is awesome
and good luck on your fitness plan
:]
jesus bronze says – reply to this

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THIRD!!!! jajajajajajajaja
kristen says – reply to this

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first????
Anon Emous says – reply to this

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Well… um… the bike definitely fits you…

Its flamin…
jesus bronze says – reply to this

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SHIT!!!! eleventh!!!
Clair says – reply to this

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you're awesome
your bike is awesome
good luck on you fitness plan
=]
karlo says – reply to this

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perez! your bike rocks!
though your helmet doesn't match your pimped bike:(
buy a blue one
Alex says – reply to this

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You're just too cute!! I'm starting a health movement in my life this summer. It's necessary. And I keep telling myself, "it's not about the weight loss, it's about the health gain." Keep chuggin', Perez. You already look amazing and bubbly and, you just glow all the time! Much love from Asheville!!!!
MsWinoPowdersHerNose says – reply to this

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Right on, Perez! Make sure to go biking every day, cut back on those portions, and watch the carbs and grease. You'll be looking hot in no time at all!
vanessa says – reply to this

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perez, i hate to be the bearer of bad news but cinco de mayo is TOMORROW aka the fifth of may…
Spenser L. Parkinson says – reply to this

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FIRST!! YES BITCHES FIRST
JESUS BRONZE says – reply to this

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AHHH FUCK WHATEVER!!!
NICE BIKE
Ronny says – reply to this

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You're amazing. And fuck Stephanie. Don't brush your hair if you don't wanna.
amber says – reply to this

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Yay!!
What radio outlets are you going to be on??
e says – reply to this

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first
eek says – reply to this

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jesus f-ing christopher, YOU ARE SO ANNOYING ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY. TURN THE NOTCH DOWN…LIKE 100 TIMES.
lynda says – reply to this

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ur hair looks horrible
Danielle says – reply to this

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You're looking fantastic!! I think a bike is a great investment… good for weight loss and the environment! Awesome!
Mama says – reply to this

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Aw Perez, you are so cute.
Bobbi Jo says – reply to this

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I love the new bike it is AMAZING…

I can't wait until I see pictures of you ridding it all over the inernet..

Go PEREZ..
mel says – reply to this

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congrats!
Christa says – reply to this

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Love you.. Can't wait to see you in all your hotness….Te vas a ver riquisimo
CinSin says – reply to this

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Ahhh Perez… the bike is cuuuuuuute!
Jessica says – reply to this

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Perez, lookin' good. The work is already payin off.
flyfromsorrow says – reply to this

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Wow… Now that's a fuckin' ugly bike…
earthlover says – reply to this

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AND it helps save the environment!
i love you perez!!!!
Sara says – reply to this

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Are you for fuckin real?
leslie says – reply to this

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LOVE LOVE LOVE IT and LOVE YOU!
Kimberly Cherry says – reply to this

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YOU LOOK GORGEOUS BABY. YOU INSPIRE ME TO GET OFF MY ASS AND TAKE BACK SOME CONTROL IN MY LIFE AND WALK 30 MINUTES A DAY. MUCH LOVE TO YOU AND TEDDY. Kim from NYC
JAME$ says – reply to this

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That is the ugliest fucking thing I have ever seen. I hope your self indulgent fat ass falls off and that you brake your vocal cords.
dude says – reply to this

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The 5th of May is Monday….not today
YAY PEREZ says – reply to this

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You look so much thinner already!! Good for you

PS - CANADA LOVES PEREZ
Connie says – reply to this

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I love ya, Perez!

You're looking so gorgeous!
Hazel says – reply to this

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That shit is hot!!!!!!!!!!!!
sarah says – reply to this

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oh perez, i think you posted this a day early, cinco de mayo isn't for a few more hours, no?
ha says – reply to this

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hahaha i thought you got a puppy
tony says – reply to this

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I hope a truck hits your fat ass while riding that bike.
Mary says – reply to this

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Perez, your little side note about having a great week and making it a great week was so encouraging. Thanks PEREZ!
zee says – reply to this

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Wow! Thats a gay looking bike, perfect…
YOU DESERVE EVERYTHING!! says – reply to this

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Hey Mister, you so deserve everything wonderful that comes your way. You seem like such a nice and smart person. Such wit. You are Canadian.
Mandy, your GA peach says – reply to this

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I love you too Perez!!!!!
mw says – reply to this

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wow perez…dont preach what you cant practice…

LAY OFF THE COKE!!!

i know you want to loose wait, but seriously….
mw says – reply to this

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listen to him. the reason he has lost so much weight is not because of the bike, but because of coke…

another hollywood story…
katie says – reply to this

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awww perez i love you.
Katie says – reply to this

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Congrats Perez! But you know, its still the 4th of may… it may be close here on the east coast but its def not in L.A.
Angie says – reply to this

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perez, you look friggin' awesome!!! keep up the good work! you keep me motivated love ya bitch muah!
jenny says – reply to this

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Much love to you Perez. Keep up the good work, and ignore all those haters…what the fuck are they doing on your site anyway? xoxo
brendon says – reply to this

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DAMN I WAS FIRST FOR THE FIRST TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dickie says – reply to this

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LUV your thinification Ms Perez! in the old school world that would be a girl's bike (no cross bar to slam your testiculars onto…made no sense to me either! even back then!)but now I want one too! in ORANGE! keep up the great work!
Alex says – reply to this

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WOW PEREZ! you really lost weight! You go gurl!
Corine says – reply to this

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Oooh, that's smart of you to film your videos from above - you look simply anorexic at that angle! Somebody get this boy a cheeseburger!
OneLooseAnus says – reply to this

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Perez………looking good man! i can't wait to see you with the shirt off.
Karen says – reply to this

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hey Perez sweetie….i don't understand this video message cuz its not cico de mayo yet haha…..It's 1151 pm here in FL and that means its only 851 in Cali….which still makes it May 4th….so I'm guessing you are making this video early cuz you'll be drunk before May 5th truly hits haha….i love you and your website…MUAH…im drunk…happy cinco de mayo biatch!!!!!
Jess says – reply to this

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Perez, you are looking good. Looks like you have lost tons! great job!
yep says – reply to this

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Perez is a Ross the intern wannabe.
honeybee says – reply to this

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perez, darling, i love you. but you seem rather coked out in this vid. just sayin. be careful! don't snort and videotape!
Olives says – reply to this

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Pretzels! You gotta TRICK THAT THING OUT! I need you to put tassels on the handlebars and clip playing cards to the tire spokes with clothes pins AT THE VERY LEAST! Ooooh! And add an environmentally friendly basket or two for healthy trips to the local grocery store. And don't even get me started about placing graphic flames all over that manly beast!

Looking great, Pretzels! Keep up whatever it is you are does-ing that you are does-ing so well!
BettyJesus says – reply to this

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You might crush that bike, Perez. It's too small for you.
cassss says – reply to this

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perez your fucking hot! i love you. if i lived in l.a. we would totally be best friends!
KRISTEN says – reply to this

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OMG PEREZ! YOU TOALLY LOOK SKINNIER~ YOURE DOING GREAT!
Berkley says – reply to this

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I LOVE YOUR BIKE!!
that is seriously the most pimpin' thing I've ever seen!
I just wanted to say that that video message made my day!
and I've already had a pretty good day!
Anyways, I agree, this is going to be a good week!
You're so positive I love it!
mclovinit says – reply to this

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Have fun on the bike Perez… don't forget to put the seat on when you ride. LOL ;o)
Maeve says – reply to this

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Congratulations! We love you too
Except when you call the tires "wheels," but that's okay. It's forgiven and forgotten. What a gnarly bike!
Kaili says – reply to this

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I love you P and I'm so happy for you with your fabulous pimped out bike!!!
vanessa needs to suck muh dick says – reply to this

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Re: vanessa – uhhhhhh are u a fuckin crackhead?? u think he doesnt know that…. WHO ARE YOU?? its midnight biiiiiiiitch
liza says – reply to this

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Are you going to use that bike to go to McDonald's and Baskin Robbins?

Hope that bike seat can support all that weight, Fatty.
Lady says – reply to this

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Hello Lover!
Mi amor tomorrow is Cinco de Mayo but since it's you it's aaaaaall good.
I like your new ride. You're gonna make it sexy.

ILY.
Smack a hoe! says – reply to this

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Awww Perez…. No one around to hold the camera for ya bud? That's to bad! Maybe if you weren't such a douche-bag you'd have a friend to hold it for ya. And honestly, its LA, you couldn't find some lame fuck to follow you around and lick your fat nasty asshole long enough to hold a camera for a couple minutes? LAME!

p.s. It's not Cinco De Mayo yet pal…. You'd think the "Media Queen" could at least count to 5 in Spanish or at least now how to read a fuckin calendar. You are a shame to the media and to the industry. Bleh!
Stephanie says – reply to this

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That's totally awesome! I want that bike in pink.
You rock Perez!
coco says – reply to this

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Perez that is a girl's bike!…Oh well it's cute like you.-Congratulations on your new show….Love you…..

from Miami-your home town!
Olives says – reply to this

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Pretzels!

Just thinking. We have to give your new ride a name. Might I suggest the PretzelMobile? And you really should have some sort of formal christening with your bevie of choice!
becks says – reply to this

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perez you are so positive!
Jen says – reply to this

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Hey Perez, Love the Bike. My sister got one a year ago. She rides it everywhere and has lost 50 LBS! You are gonna get so slim. You're looking skinnier everytime I see you. Congrats. Good Work. I started my program 3 weeks ago and I am down 8 lbs. I was inspired by you, so thank you.
alana says – reply to this

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YOU LOOOK AWESOME!!!!
ha says – reply to this

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love the dick shaped seat lol hope you reach your goal hunny!
chicken tonight says – reply to this

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hey there!
looking forward to your radio show tomorrow! yeah!!!!
heard your interview on montreal mix 96 last week… pretty cool!
toi toi toi!
x
kristyn CHICAGO says – reply to this

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fuck

mexicans

they are a dirty race!
Jennifer says – reply to this

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Good for you. You'll lose the weight in no time. Go green get healthy be safe. I commute to work 16miles r/t. Get LUCK riding on the inclines. Killers, i tell you!
me says – reply to this

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aww babe you're lookin so good.
:]
team perez.
rabs says – reply to this

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PEREZZZZZ you look great!! xo
iJAMiE says – reply to this

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GOSH I FREAKIN LOVE YOU PEREZ! your so damn awesome, i'd LOVE to meet you!!! i love when you make these vids!
Mark David Chapman says – reply to this

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You gave away where you live, Perez. Expect a visit from me.
ra says – reply to this

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Perez.. I love the bike. I ride mine everywhere..i live in az and I swear to you in is cooler than getting in the ho box car.. It is tons of fun, no dui, stay fit but you need2 things for your ride…1- a groovy bell or horn and 2- some baskets to carry all your stuff.. especially if you use it like a car and get groceries, movies, work, the gym.. You name it.. ps. dont for get to wear the sun screen I have gotten some seriously funky burns..
rebecca says – reply to this

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perez…….. you are adorable!!!!!!!! i hope this is a great week for everyone also!!!
Fan says – reply to this

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You are so cute, I hope you have a wonderful boyfriend because someone SHOULD adore you!!!!!! Have fun on your bike!
Ego Killer says – reply to this

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Only in America can an ugly, fat, talentless man-she homo get a radio show.
Australia loves Perez says – reply to this

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Good on ya for trying to get healthy. The bike rocks!
paige says – reply to this

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where the hell is it cinco de mayo?
Cassandra says – reply to this

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Perez! I can already tell how much healthier you look, I bet you feel great!

KEEP UP THE HARD WORK YOU SEXY BEAST!
Kat says – reply to this

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Perez, you look great, you're an inspiration… but you do need to do something with that hair.. you look like a cockatoo buddy…
Noelia says – reply to this

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Como decimos en Argentina Perez,
MUCHA MERDE!!!!
I'm sure you'll do great with the radio!!!
And BTW, you already look skinny!
You lost a lot of weight!
Looking good BB!!!!
BESOS!
michelethebelle says – reply to this

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what the hell is with the Gwen Stefani curls in your hair!? lol

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