The Newest Member Of Our Family

Filed under: Personally Perez

Say hello to our new love.

We don't think Teddy will get jealous!

Posted: May 4, 2008 at 11:24 pm / Email this »

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Fucking Cunt. says – reply to this

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Re: kristyn CHICAGO – Fuck you cunt!!. You fucking okie ass bitch!!. Go fuck your brother or better yet, your dad.
Adriana says – reply to this

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Dude!! Where'd you get that couch? I want one for my house!

Love the bike, you go girl!
Your Green! says – reply to this

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And you've gone green by not driving but biking! Good for you, your well on your way to the 4th of July!
julie says – reply to this

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is that amy winehouse cd?
ass says – reply to this

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You know Perez, I've seen some videos of you years ago, and you weren't nearly this fucking annoying. It's amazing how much of a douchebag you've become, just for the spotlight.
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One day people ARE going to realize what an idiot you are, you know that right? They're also going to find out about your meth addiction, you getting run out of a certain city for stealing cheques, and so on. Perez, you can't hide from who you really are, and it's only a matter of time before someone shows you as the fraud you are.
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Have fun with your new bike!
ass says – reply to this

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PS - Seriously, could you be more desperate for attention? I think not.
Anna says – reply to this

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aah you freaking rock!
Nicole says – reply to this

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I really must say Perez, you are just too adorable.
lulu says – reply to this

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you should have gotten a matching helmet.
Katie says – reply to this

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Perez, you just brightened up my day!
ALfred says – reply to this

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Sweetie it's gonna take more than a bike to make your fat ass look better!!!..You are such a waste and so useless….it baffles me how you are so well known but you contribute nothing!!! Wow…I really fucking HATE you…and believe me if I do see you around in that bike I will throw you a burger….
Rachel Star says – reply to this

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I love you!
JC says – reply to this

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seriously, it is ridiculous when people pronounce one word with an accent "sinko deee mayo" Either speak with an accent or not. Or get a show on the Food Network - they seem to have the same affliction.
ilse says – reply to this

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Wow! you're so sweet! you look like a little kid in x-mas (= have fun with you bike & good luck with you radio show! i know you'll do great (Y)
eM says – reply to this

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OMG Perez!! I sooo wanna be your friend! You look so nice and yes we do see a difference in the way you look ^^! Keep up the good work!
Kristin says – reply to this

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Perez you are SO cool.
I'm jel!
mini says – reply to this

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PEREZ. i went away for the weekend, and when i come back YOUR STILL ROCKING THAT TIRED HAIR DO????
its WAY past its due date, and it looks like SHIT.
wash it OUT!
broke says – reply to this

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Perez, u r the coolest!!!!! luv ya!
Elise says – reply to this

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lookin sexy P.nasy
kara says – reply to this

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go perez!
Lisa says – reply to this

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I am a 43 yo mother and I am so proud of you!!! like you were my own! You look so smokin' these days! Your face is sooo thin and I am working out with you every day! I'm not weighing myself either but the clothes are getting smaller! ironically I started riding my bike to work 3 days a week just this week and now you have a bike!! creepy! Keep up the great work and know what a huge fan you have in VA! (even if I am old and maybe not as cool as you are!) LOVE YA
kara says – reply to this

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perez you are a STAR! i'm a huge fan, read this at least like 3 times a day, and you've inspired me to go after my dream of becoming an e news live anchor! and maybe one day the PRINCESS of all media! haha love you!
visitingLAsoon! says – reply to this

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OMG that bike is pimpin'!!!
It's gorgeous. I'm going to LA in 2 weeks so maybe I WILL SEE YOU THERE strollin' on your bike Perezito!!!
Frenchy says – reply to this

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Perez, you're too cute. i love you. keep up the good work!
like it says – reply to this

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I like that bike. the bigger bikes are annoying. Do they make them like this for us adults?
Emily says – reply to this

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Heyy Perez! I just wanna say I wish you the best of luck and I'm a health promoter and a personal trainer so I love to see people taking the initiative to change their lives and I'm routing for you sooo good luck!! You can doo itt!!
woot says – reply to this

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hahhahaha…you are soo gayy!!!

but i still love u!!!
MJ says – reply to this

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Are you kidding me? That little bike is NOT gonna carry your fat ass anywhere! I wanna see it on film to believe it. Butt please, let's not see a photo from behind because I know it's not gonna be pretty! I just threw up in my mouth thinking of the visual. I hope it holds you up cause you could stand to lose a few dozen pounds! Good luck, you'll need it. Maybe they're still some openings for next season's celebrity B List weight loss challenge!
lAAuren says – reply to this

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honey, i read you EVERYDAY i get home from school (for the last two years).
you have been so inspirational lately
and you lookin super slim in the face, that's where i see it the most.
i hate that bitch teddy who tries to steal you from me, so replace him with the bike, lover. and do NOT let the haters bring you down
they shouldn't be on the fucking website if they don't love you long time.

COME TO H-TOWN, P-NASTY!
julie says – reply to this

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sweet wheels p-rizzle!!! keep up the healthy lifestyles… riding a bike is ALSO great for the environment
ugh says – reply to this

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i guess i'm more stupid than perez because I read this shit and watch these fucking stupid campy videos.
artie love says – reply to this

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It happens to be a little girls bike….
Sharon says – reply to this

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Fitness program is paying off!!! Perez is looking HOT!!!! I'm feeling inspired, think I'll go jump on the treadmill…
Renee says – reply to this

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PEREZ,,,,

Let me know once you get over the sore ass syndrome and can peddle a long way. Then we can ride together long distance.

Renee
Chicago
AMO says – reply to this

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Perez honey, the hair? Go back to Kim Vo and have him style you up right!
Amanda says – reply to this

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That hair! Hot tranny mess!
Tits McGee says – reply to this

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Perez, I never post comments on this thing but I have to tell you that you are already looking FANTASTIC!!! Keep up the good work! Mwah love ya!

P.S. That bike is fuckin' flyyyy!!!
Sabinea says – reply to this

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JAJA que chistoso como hablás toda la energía. Yo tb pensé que tendrías un pichicho. saludos man! linda la bici, estás motorizado.
birdy says – reply to this

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You look so good, the weight loss really shows. I wish I could get inspired like you did, it is so hard to start. Good luck and God bless you in your new quest for good health.
jaci says – reply to this

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Lookin' Good Perez!!!!!!!!!!!
cherryrish says – reply to this

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Congrats for radio perez!!!!

but about your bike and your helmet… they dont MATCH!!!!
SO Family = 1 dog that looks like a mop + 1 Pugly Bike says – reply to this

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So let me get this right. A bike is treasured highly enough to be considered part of the family. Sad, so very sad.
Anyway, Perez you could have saved yourself some money on the lock because NOBODY's ever gonna steal it!
Also, it looks a bit like one of those bikes you used to see clowns riding (how apt). So you thinking of running away and joining a circus eh?
Mo says – reply to this

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You're so cute perez… Kudos! You're gonna look stunning if you "accomplish your mission". My prays are with you gangsta queen
mimi says – reply to this

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Love the bike and Perez is lookin good, methinks!!!!!!!!!
jkljd says – reply to this

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you look great perez! keep it up! vey inspiring..!
C says – reply to this

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nice sweetskinz tires!!

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