Damn!!!!!!

Filed under: Yummy Yummy Screw > Mariah Carey

Mariah Carey sizzles on the cover of the new issue of Vibe magazine.

Unlike Madonna, whose hard as a rock, Mimi is looking slammin' while still maintaing a feminine physique.

Deelish!

We don't know what she's doing, but we gotta get on that shit!

Posted: May 5, 2008 at 12:07 pm / Email this »

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tito says – reply to this

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that skanks thighs aren't that skinny!!! and those other photos of her in the bikini….you can see the pixilation on her thighs. let's get some pap pictures of her in a bikini so we can see what she really looks like!! she can't sing either…did anyone see her snl performance??? terrible! it's amazing what protools can do.
LS says – reply to this

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IT'S CALLED AIRBRUSH…. EVERY PERSON….. EVERY PERSON ON A MAGAZINE COVER HAS BEEN AIRBRUSH PERIOD. I KNOW CUZ I USE TO WORK FOR A MAJOR MAG IN NYC….
eric says – reply to this

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perez stop comparing mariah to madonna.

madonna doesn't need half the amount of burn and dodge tools that mariah does.
lucy says – reply to this

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You spelled maintaining wrong.
Mark says – reply to this

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It is called AIRBRUSHING!
fellipe says – reply to this

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always hot
Nic says – reply to this

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Perez, You can see through your u-turns a mile off. What happened to your 'Mariah's retoucher' comments? Are you getting paid to say nice things about celebs, or are you getting so many kick backs at this stage that you are afraid to be honest about people? You were the same with Britney…First you were making comments about how she needs to die, and you were so insensitive to the fact that she has a mental disorder. Now you write about her as if she's the bees knees…Are you hoping for an interview once she recovers? Or are you backtracking because you know that some day soon she'll be on Oprah and everyone will love her again, and you'd be the odd one out if you hadn't stopped writing shit about her? Your site is starting to suck, as are you. You believe your own hype, you are trying to become a celebrity instead of reporting about them and that's what makes you like everyone else. You slam on people like Lauren from the Hills because of what they do, but you are no better. You're a gossip columnist turned wannabe and you actually think that people give a shit about you. sad.
gardner says – reply to this

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yay, photoshop heaven! they did a good job on the waist, making her look less square. strange looking tum though.
Marianne Chitter Chatter says – reply to this

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Madonna looks better than Moo riah when you consider that Madge has had two kids. Also, Madonna shows herself just as she is. Moo-riah probably paid someone to mess with the photos to make her look a little less fat.
Oh Please says – reply to this

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Are you joking? That is probably her head on another body..she is fat as hell in candid shots
b says – reply to this

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this is airbrushed and looks animated complelty touched up!
i though miss carey was keeping it real, guess not
jerome says – reply to this

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Oh my God this pictures are completely FAKE!!! PHOTOSHOP!
PHOTOSHOP!
PHOTOSHOP!
PHOTOSHOP!
PHOTOSHOP!
PHOTOSHOP!
PHOTOSHOP!
PHOTOSHOP!
PHOTOSHOP!
PHOTOSHOP!
WE ALL KNOW SHE IS FAT LIKE A COW
The Jess says – reply to this

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HOLY SHIT. YOU HAVE A SPEEDO BANNER ON THIS SITE> BLESS YOU! (I'm a professional swimmer!)

and she's been photoshopped to shit around the waist hips but she's still looking good.

woo kudos on the speedo ad!
ld says – reply to this

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yeah, her inner thighs are MAJORLY airbrushed. they look like they're plastic because of bad photoshopping…
JD says – reply to this

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That "photo" is totally fake. She weighs about 50 pounds more than what she looks like here.
sara says – reply to this

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its called photo shopped and air brushed to fucking hell and back! this is NOT a REAL PHOTO!
yourpimp says – reply to this

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air brush,,,, i give it to her she lost a good 100 ilbs but now she needs to work on that face
Deb Stalnaker says – reply to this

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Perez!!! You need a spell checker on staff - it's "who's" not whose!!!!!!!
Paradise says – reply to this

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Nothing can ever make Maria Carey pretty. She should just concentrate on her music.This is crazy,when she looks in the mirror she sees Gisele Bundchen looking back at her!Tragic.Forget it Maria,you ain´t no beauty.
Dan says – reply to this

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OMG!!!! SHE LOOKS AMAZING!!!!!
TEAM MARIAH!!!!!
dm says – reply to this

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She's had a tummy tuck (or lift, or whatever it's called).
Look at her belly button………….any woman who's had a baby will understand.
PERFECTHONOR says – reply to this

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TEAM MARIAH!!!!!!!

GIRLS NEED TO BE FEMININE!

WE LOVE YOU MC!!!
gemma says – reply to this

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god shes ugly
its all photoshopped anyways
shes hideous irl
JS says – reply to this

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She looks like a damn barbie doll, look at those LEGS??? Is she supposed to be a wax figurine or barbie? I just measured her leg and its barbie size…F'G PIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
JS says – reply to this

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Why does she continue to insult us as if she's a beauty worth looking at? Her ugly face alone makes me wonder how she's become as popular as she has…her bubble gum music is worthless as well….AND WE ALL KNOW YOU DIDN'T WORK FOR THAT WEIGHTLOSS HAG! But continues to lie, lie and keep on lying….about everything.
liz says – reply to this

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shes butt ass ugly and makes me wanna barf she is def not sexy at allll
chlyn says – reply to this

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I call lipo.
STEPHANIE says – reply to this

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OMG MARIAH CAREY IS SO DAMN BEAUTIFUL !!
I LOVE HER AND I LOVE HER NEW ALBUM IS HOT!!
I WISH HER LUCK WITH EVERYTHINGG
LOVE YOU MARIAH!!!
LipoSucked says – reply to this

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OH PLEASE. SHE'S HAD MAJOR LIPOSUCTION AND THAT PHOTO IS VERY PHOTOSHOPPED. LOOK AT THE AIRBRUSHED QUALITY OF THE SHADING ON HER WAIST. THEY ALSO NIPPED IN HER WAIST. THIS IS NOT BIG NEWS!
nar says – reply to this

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Her waist looks weird…
photoshop?
Big Biatch says – reply to this

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Totally photoshop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yeah right says – reply to this

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whatever…totally photoshopped.
you know she has cellulite!
anonymous says – reply to this

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I actually work at Vibe and saw the pics in the rounds….there wasnt much photoshop done on the pics. She has really gotten into shape.
ahhh says – reply to this

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I love this hoe gotta get myself that mag aww she looks good
Mark says – reply to this

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I hate to admit it but she looks great.
lilly says – reply to this

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Re: blah – Yea that's what all of us hispanic people say about your ass race!
dolce g says – reply to this

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yeah i have to agree with thom…however the photoshopper didn't do that great of a job…that "shadow" on her right side looks more like a big bruise
Shaune says – reply to this

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she looks good these days, but that cover is photoshopped as all HELL
melba says – reply to this

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let's see…. my guess is she's had numerous plastic surgeries. a woman with her "busy" schedule sure doesn't have enough time to exercise properly to get a body like that. and she's definitely airbrushed in this, and all photos!!!!! she needs to stop parading around like she did the work herself and give the doctors the credit they deserve for transforming her into that!!!
andrea says – reply to this

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Don't worry, Perez. With a little bit of photoshop, you too can look that good!
MRight says – reply to this

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dam right madonna has a rock body … and by that hot … not like moriahsfat delight… why are we talking about this pig face ballad boredom… puh Lesae! dont compare mariah O'donnell with the feirless madonna…
hey we straight dudes love madonna too….
cake says – reply to this

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She has chronic narcissistic issues
nunya bizness says – reply to this

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yeah! it's the photoshop diet + plastic surgery…haha! all you need is lots of $$$ and Mariah's definitely got $$$$

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