Mushy Sucks

Filed under: Australiastic > Mischa Barton

Mischa Barton went down under last week to take part in the Austrailian MTV Music Awards and reports are that, no surprise, she sucked!

MTV execs were apparently disappointed with her 'lacklustre presence'.

Mush defended herself in the Oz media and said, "That's wild. I was asked to present and do a half-day of press and phoners and I did that. I was just quiet because I was chilled."

After the awards show, Mushy and her mom escaped to an exclusive Aussie resort on Hamilton Island for some R&R…… until a paparazzo supposedly ruined everything by taking photos of Mischa sunning topless.

Mushy is so…mushy!

Cellulite at 23 is never pretty!

Mushy's pix, boobies and cellulite thighs in full glory, were published in an Oz mag for all to see.

Barfalicious!

Anyways, the pap who harassed Mush, was a guy named Jamie Fawcett. Fawcett was the pap Nicole Kidman accused of harassment as well.

Mushy cries, "He's a ridiculous human being. I've never abhorred anyone more. I was so angry I went up to him and said how disappointed I was with his behavior. He apologized but he was very insincere."

Mischa said he later used a speedboat to try to take pictures of her in her room.

Fawcett told Oz media that Mush's claims were 'rubbish' and that she was sunbathing on a balcony that was in full public view. He also claims that he had warned her in advance of sunbathing topless in public areas. He claims he was just doing his job!

Uh huh.

We also learn that Mush Mush has relocated to Paris.

When did that happen????

In Paris Mush apparently gets, "…the privacy I want there."

Well…good riddance!

[Image by via WENN.]

Posted: May 5, 2008 at 12:23 pm / Email this »

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97 comments to “Mushy Sucks”

poop says – reply to this

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third
Anastasia Pavlyuchenkova says – reply to this

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She's the skankiest HO around. I would flush her down the toilet
AYLING says – reply to this

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ni un brillo
Nikki says – reply to this

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Haha, well said.
Used to love her in The OC, but when you think about it she was really a shit actress, very cheesy sounding.
Just a pretty face, someone who USED to have a good body.
She doesn't work hard enough for all the good things she gets.
luce says – reply to this

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what is she wearing!!!
& first?
mischa smells says – reply to this

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mischa is a gaylord
thom says – reply to this

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looks like she is fresh off the set of boogie nights 2.
baron says – reply to this

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fuck her
Rebecka says – reply to this

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You're right, cellulites at the age of 23 isn't pretty. But some of us have them anyway, no matter how thin we are!
DT says – reply to this

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have these pics been posted anywhere? i'd take a look at her cans.
meh says – reply to this

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Shut up Perez. I'm not a fan of the girl but you're being really nasty You're not someone who should be calling anyone fat! So she doesn't like pervs taking photos of her when she is sun bathing, who does? Fawcett sounds like a stalker who justifies his actions by carrying a camera around and saying he is papparazzi
jemms says – reply to this

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her face looks all fucked up in this pic. I dont think she eats much and she does smoke…not working out and smoking contribute to cellulite…
Pot makes you slow and lazy says – reply to this

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Made me fat too, but this cunt is still skinny…well….skinny/fat….
fletch says – reply to this

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I think she's wearing a trash bag. How apropo.
Julie says – reply to this

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Is that a garbage bag she is wearing.
Em says – reply to this

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why is she wearing a trash bag?
jacke says – reply to this

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Jesus, perez, take it easy. Why so vicious? What did she ever do to you?
Get Real says – reply to this

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Wow Perez, im sure you are one to talk about the cellulite, get over yourself! And maybe give girls a chance… not everyone weighs 100lbs and is stick thin, you are the reason we have a body image issue in this country! LOOK IN THE MIRROR!!!!
Drake says – reply to this

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Washed up at 20 sumthin left that wack show that use to b on and aint do nothind useful since everybody hold your lighters up for Mischas career it will be missed HMM may b not.
Louise says – reply to this

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I don't see the big deal……
So she has Cellulite….
So do most women, we all get Cellulite at some point.
Get over it!
It's articels like these that make women hate themselfs.
PhilMcCrackin says – reply to this

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What does everyone expect from a talentless, out-of-shape, lazy pot smoker?
Get Fucked says – reply to this

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Well excuse her for having cellulite. And excuse me too. I am never coming back to this site.
Jill says – reply to this

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Jesus Mario, you just can't learn, can you? Because you have to work your ass off to look like a presentable human being, it's okay for you to rip on others who are NATURALLY good-looking? What a shallow piece of shit you are. Let's see you pull down your panties and put your floppy ass up to a camera lens for all the world to gawk at, then!
GET FUCKED says – reply to this

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I f you want women to feel good about themselves

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Pink says – reply to this

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Poor Pervez…waaaah

Why do you hate so many beautiful women? Because they are REAL women?
Because they have all the 'girl parts' that you wish you had?

I do not get why you hate women
Unfair! says – reply to this

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Unfairrr.. cellulite is a normal thing
FUCK YOURSELF HILTON! says – reply to this

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Hilton is a prick! Insulting young woman on their looks, i've seen what your "fans" look like, do you insult them behind their back?
Meme says – reply to this

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Her dress look like a trash bag
sylvia says – reply to this

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cellulite?
gimme a breakk.
jenny says – reply to this

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Hey, pics of Mischas orange peel thunder thighs are on the Daily Mail website: www.dailymail.co.uk
gabby says – reply to this

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hunnie
every fucker has cellulite
thats life
gx
missy says – reply to this

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awwww will you please shut the fuck up!! if you don't like what perez is writing just stop reading it! as simple as that!
and f.y.i. i was a lazy fat-ass. but if you really wanna do something about it, you'll have to work for it!! i managed to lose 6 kilos and now i'm now i'm feeling great. so get your lazy arse in motion!!
Mikey says – reply to this

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OMG…she looks like a skanky flapper! Has anyone ever see Bugsy Malone with Scott Baio and Jodie Foster when they were kids? Mushy looks just like Jodie in that movie…
jessica says – reply to this

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hey perez–everyone has cellulite….even men, even huge fat men like yourself. except i bet you have huge ugly stretch marks too.
WTF? says – reply to this

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Wow! How can someone go from beautiful to butt ugly overnight?
um says – reply to this

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I don't get it….good riddance? cellulite? mushy? What the fuck? Leave her alone, she hasn't done anything.
Dountvori says – reply to this

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sooo funny you know Perez, I have heard that fat men also have cellulite :p
plus: I thought that you know that cellulite is natural thing and that it is very useful for cosmetics companies would anyone buy those cremes ?? it is not even harmful for your health :p Ok ok I know that wrinkles also aren't harmful but who cares about that?
P.S. Sorry for my broken English
Gusto says – reply to this

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Love that GARBAGE BAG she's wearing for a dress. I guess she preparing for hard times to come!
Lani says – reply to this

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I've seen the pics, and it's not even cellulite. She was sitting on a towel in a chair, it's just the impressions from that on her skin. People can be such assholes.
bb says – reply to this

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You need those pics
WHAT IS SHE KNOWN FOR?? says – reply to this

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I don't like a thing about her.
off the property says – reply to this

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that's really very funny funny stuff… at last, Perezer is writing like he really means he was there… and he really must be gay, too, or else he truly hates Mischa more than he can say, because Mischa has THE prettiest set of titties in all of Hollywood, but did he post a picture for us to see how true that is? no, no picture from Perezer… OK…
booshdag says – reply to this

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Why would anyone want a picture of this has-been? She was an actress on a CW show…who cares?
Disturbed says – reply to this

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Shame on u Perez!! Girls who read ur crap about her having cellulite at 23 take u seriously, wtf!! She looks great and is prob under weight. She looks great, maybe a mess, but not by any way over weight!! I love reading ur sight everyday, but stuff like this drives me crazy!!
mmmmmmm................ says – reply to this

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She looks like one of the Sykes sisters in this picture, no?
cornjob says – reply to this

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you're drawing cartoon pee-pee on her crotch? what are you, 5 fucking years old? retard.
Aaron says – reply to this

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Dude you are so harsh with the puddles of cum…!
alecia says – reply to this

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i dont like her either but im sure you have cellulite too, perez
Cat says – reply to this

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Somebody lost their stylist
linnea says – reply to this

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how dare you? this is a girl who has been under weight and now you write shit about her being too big? what's wrong with you?
Melissa says – reply to this

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I can't remember what she did to make her so "famous" that she has to shun the paparazzi. Oh wait the OC right? That was like 5 years ago…. hmmmm can someone say washed up?
Deredeo says – reply to this

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odd..i never thought she was attractive before, but she seems to have that girl next door effect..as for the weight - if she plumped up a bit amen. she was way to thin anyway…
Hannah says – reply to this

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I definitely have never liked Mischa Barton, but I do feel bad for the girl. At first, she got a ton of attention from everyone about how she was too skinny, and now the problem is that she's too big? She's definitely put on weight, but she is still by no means fat.
dsdasda says – reply to this

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she looks like an old prostitute
Hyde says – reply to this

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God, Perez, take a valium. If you want sexual equality, you have to stop the vicious tirades against young women.
smad says – reply to this

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she is 22 not 23 plus she doesn't have cellulite,just a few and normal people have it also at 22…what's the problem?
she's amazin and havin paparazzi around all day is fuckin annoing…meesh the best!
Sue says – reply to this

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you are vicious. stop being so mean & commenting on people's bodies!
god says – reply to this

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quit making fun of people for being fat. aren't you trying to loose weight?? why do you think you have the right to make fun of people who get paid to be beautiful when you're a fat slob?
mia says – reply to this

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EARTH TO PEREZ.. WOMEN GET CELLULITE. im 18, 5'4, 102lbs and have cellulite.. i don't care saying that. we're all human, and i know it's too obvious to even bother pointing out, but your body doesn't exactly scream greek god.
it's no wonder girls starve themselves, are we not allowed to have even a layer of fat protecting our bones anymore?

loser.
loveMaegan.com says – reply to this

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she has the WORST LEGS i've ever seen. why does she wear minis? why?
Kira says – reply to this

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Ew, way to ruin Paris. Can she even speak French?
Alexzandriia says – reply to this

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Shes Cool, Pretty, + GREAT ACTRESS She was amazing on the OC Nd shes still amazing so go fk yurself bitchezz shes AWESOME.

Peace
Jasmine says – reply to this

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CELLULITE.IS.NORMAL.

Stop being degrading towards women, you are beginning to piss me off..
Mandy says – reply to this

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"I've never ABHORRED anyone more." Did she really say that? Damn, how long has she been waiting to squeeze that SAT vocab word into a sentence? I sincerely doubt that this bitch even knows what "abhorrent" means. She probably just liked the way it sounds–the second syllable is "whore," after all.
JD says – reply to this

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Is that a trash bag she's wearing???
Jaci says – reply to this

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is she wearing a trash bag?
sa says – reply to this

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cellulite at 23? so fuckin what, perez??! ur a fat cunt anyway, im sure u've plenty of cellulite!!
nikki says – reply to this

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Why is she letting herself get so fat?!.. is she wearing latex??
Eryn Jane says – reply to this

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Everytime I see something bad about her, I feel sad, because I USED TO adore her. Then I remember what she did to the beloved OC (which now is done on soap net as well :[ ) SO FUCK HER!
cc says – reply to this

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Perez I love you and your new look but COME ON, you of all people should b a little nicer when it comes to body issues! Alot of women have cellulite!! No need to be so harsh about it
make up your mind perez says – reply to this

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you need to choose a side.
your mixed messages on body image has gone on too long.
will it be that you'll celebrate big, beautiful girls- voluptuous, unashamed beth dittos?
or will you continue to slam size 6, career-dwindling actresses, attempting to humiliate all young women for having average lady lumps?
if you do both, you'll drown in your own shallow hypocrisy.
think about your influence.
Veeerules says – reply to this

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I hate Mushy as much as the next person….but, um, cellulite is genetic!
suckitperezhilton says – reply to this

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Although I don't like Mushy, the cellulite comment is unfair Perez.

Cellulite is not something u can control (like your weight uh hum…PEREZ). Skinny girls, athletic girls, fat girls, white girls, black girls, asian girls etc….can all get cellulite since it is caused by genetics, not lifestyle choices.

I generally do luv u Perez, but FUCK YOU for making that comment. Girls are insecure enough without piss-ants like u making comments about something we have absolutely no control over.
edie says – reply to this

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shes a trashy hooer
but your a fat blogger
girls really take shit like that seriously
this is why so many people have body image problems
jojo82 says – reply to this

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is it just me or does she look old a washed out…what a sin :'(
cupkate327 says – reply to this

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I'm not a Mischa fan, but most adult women get cellulite. I'm 5'9" 125 lbs. I work out and eat moderately and I have a some on my thighs. It's just a fact of life for most women. It's not the end of the world!
procrastination101 says – reply to this

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mischa barton sucks, but why go for the low blow with the cellulite? thats nothing special, alot of women have it, and yes even those who are in their teens and early 20s.
kittiebitit says – reply to this

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seriously are you gonna make fun of her cellulite? Perez?! Lets just let it go. She was trying to keep that junk balcony private anyway. Poor 23 year old jelly butt.
GAG says – reply to this

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Her body is so gross.
kittiebitit says – reply to this

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seriously are you gonna make fun of her cellulite? Perez?! Lets just let it go. She was trying to keep that junk balcony private anyway. Poor 23 year old jelly butt. It just means she's not made of plastic! Yay!
Rachel says – reply to this

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She did suck. She couldn't have been any more boring when interviewed- she really made it look like she was only there because she had to be. Especially when she was on Rove. She was nice I guess, just very uninterested. No one really cared anyway.

With that said, I hate that she is being picked on for cellulite. God forbid she has a physical flaw. People want celebrities to be more real in terms of body and personality. Yet when a celebrity shows they are real (OMG like cellulite!), they're picked apart and it is said that "cellulite at 23 is never pretty". IT HAPPENS.
Pamela says – reply to this

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She's a whore
kttttt says – reply to this

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Perez, seriously, come on. I read your site everyday but this is totally rude and uncalled for. This seriously disgusted me and all I could think of was "what if i was famous and someone wrote this about me?" She's a young girl who is probably insecure about it and you just magnified her insecurity for the entire world to see. Good job. I hope you feel great about yourself when you go to bed at night. You will get yours though, believe me, what goes around comes around. She is a beautiful girl who has done NOTHING to you.
vics says – reply to this

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Fawcett is a liar Perez - I have been to this resort - the way it is laid out is that each bungalow is completely private - he would have had to got a boat and then scrambled through the bush to take her photo. Whatever you think of her Fawcett has lied. He is a stalker.
Nikki says – reply to this

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Perez,

Almost every woman over the age of 16 has cellulite.

K, Thanks!
Gigi says – reply to this

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I am from Sydney and she was a bit quiet. I am a huge fan of hers but she appeared on a TV show here and was so boring.. and she's voting for Hillary! How dumb can you be??
Jen says – reply to this

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First Allie this morning, and now you're picking on Mischa ):
sheri says – reply to this

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i am 21 and have had cellulite since i was 19

i feel like a worthless peice of shite now

thanks perez
Jeff says – reply to this

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YOU CHEAP BASTARD! you have the nerve to describe pictures of cottage cheese ass and you are so cheap you won't purchase one and post it on the most popular blog on the net! I know this site is so "jumped the shark" but dude that is sad! I am sure you make a tone of $ so don't forget your fans! We can easily forget your name as easy as we learned it!! Enough with all the bullshit filler posts thse days! take a risk make some foe's instead of picture ops to feed your ego!!! anyone out there agree email the greedy pig and tell him we want our Perez site back! Wow that felt good off to T.M.Z for some real gossip….
Tina says – reply to this

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Most women have cellulites you know.
Bianca says – reply to this

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Im not coming back to this site either!
Its bad enough what this Perez person wrote (whoever the fuck he is) but to see what others have written too, agreeing with this tosser is unbelievable.
Incase you all havent noticed, Mischa is almost a stick, is a famous role model and absolutely beautiful and she STILL gets cellulite so by saying that this is wrong, you're telling millions of girls around the world that they are abnormal.
Its not exactly lovely to look at, but either is your face and you still display it publically.
Im thin too and I can admit that I have had cellulite before! Its all part of growing up, something you obviously havent achieved yet.
Laura says – reply to this

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I was on the red carpet at the MTV Oz awards and although Mischa was quite 'chilled', otherwise known as boring, she was really lovely to all the girls around me who were screaming for her autograph. When she was signing & talking to the girls the barricade collapsed and the girls fell onto Mischa. Security wanted to drag her away straight away but Mischa stayed and checked that all the girls were OK before leaving. Very nice girl!
s says – reply to this

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You know what? Fuck you. Her legs look fine in this pic.
joanne says – reply to this

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Stop hating on cellulite…fat, skinny, most chicks have it, and even when they are "only 23" get over it
LULAIA says – reply to this

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she has an awesome body, a natural awesome shapliness and you just want to force her into an eating disorder because you know that if she's a size 0 like Nicole and Paris and Zoe Kravitz and all the other sluts, she'll never stand out and you can call her an outcast and hasbeen with more validity.
rubydivine99 says – reply to this

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Ok, look, I work out all the damn time and eat right MOST of the time and I STILL have cellulite!! Get a fucking clue!!
Joanna says – reply to this

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Perez you are a downfall on our society, and I surely won't be back to your site. What gives you the right the critize all these people? You are shallow. You talk about all these "fame whores" and "D Listers.." well take a good look in the mirror. You're a fat piece of shit who has no life. You are obsessed with other people. You aren't even on the list!!!!!!
SHALLOW SHALLOW SHALLOW