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The city of North Lauderdale is spearheading a movement to get the state of Florida to split in two: North and South.
Idiots!
Posted: May 5, 2008 at 3:00 pm
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This Is Not A JokeFiled under: Politik
The city of North Lauderdale is spearheading a movement to get the state of Florida to split in two: North and South. Idiots! Posted: May 5, 2008 at 3:00 pm
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What?! Why would they want to do that?? That's just a waste of tax payers' dollars.
First. And why shouldn't they be split? I spent 2 mos. there this winter, have had relatives there for years; I've spent time there and think that maybe it's a good idea. Is this all you have to write about, Perez?
ha ha notice they want to include Orlando (Disney) in South Florida. Of course they do…they want the revenue!
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Californians have been talking about doing that for years. Doesn't mean it's going to happen.
what would be the point in that…
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um do you mean FORT lauderdale?? c'mon now.
i stay in lousiana i dont care cali keep yall heads up.
huh……
Cool, North Floridian's Are Fucking Redneck Pieces of Shit
The article states Orlando will be split into North Florida, but the map is all wrong. It shows it in South Florida. WTG Florida!
so we'd have 51 states???
HELL NO
FLORIDA IS FLORIDA
NO NORTH AND SOUTH because it will divide the state between white and non white. RETARD POLITICIANS THE DOG FATHER FU%$@$!!! SAY NO TO FLORIDA SLPIT. Florida has been FLORIDA since THE 1600!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAVE THE STATE!!!!!!!!!!!
OH NO……THIS IS WHERE I LIVE, I HAVEN'T EVEN HEARD ABOUT THIS….I AM A RESIDENT AND HAVE BEEN HERE FOR 20 YEARS OF MY LIFE!!!!
FIRST! Weird.
first!!
and thats a stupid ideaaaa
that is so ridiculous. wtf????
i dont think it'll go through
I agree with you, Perez!
split in two like my vagina
i am from (south) florida and i don't think its a bad idea
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Re: lil k –
I live here and it's a dumb idea.
Great Idea!!! They could rename the states 'Dumb and Dumber'!!!
if anything, new jersey needs to be split, we are really like two different states.
ridicluos
agreed… IDIOTS
LINK/AUDIO: North Lauderdale, Margate Seek To Separate State
City officials want to seperate the state into North Florida and South Florida.
Monday, May 5, 2008
Yea??? SEPERATE?!?! What a great news source when they cant even fucking SPELL
American empire is going to fall…..=[
as someone from south florida….I love this!
Sweet! I hope it goes through. South Florida can go to hell.
WHY!!!!????
That idea floats around in California too. Why are they idiots? South Florida is liberal and the rest are garbage Republicans. Katherine Harris etc. I would want to be separate too, if I lived there.
anything above palm beach is nothing but south georgia. how do you think bush got in? his brother jeb's illegitimate sister katherine harris fixed it so.don't blame miami! teeth are the only thing harder to find up there in tallahassee than brain cells!!!
No way. I live in Orlando and if the state splits…I don't want to be considered "South Florida" when it comes to my hurricane insurance.
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Florida is already basically considered two parts anyway. When referring to where you live, you almost always say North Florida or South Florida. So, I don't see why they feel the need to make it official. Ft. Lauderdale sucks anyway. Jim Naugle (the mayor) is a piece of shit homophobe. I've heard him speak about how they need to do anything in their power to get the gays out. Screw Ft. Laud!
Not necessarily a bad idea — separate the liberal south from the bible-thumping north. Would make a lot of people happier with state laws as well as presidential races.
Will never happen, but it's not a stupid idea.
I dunno, if you read the article they make some good arguments!
No way. I live in Orlando and if the state splits…I don't want to be considered "South Florida" when it comes to my hurricane insurance.
Perez split it on the map. It will be N. Florida
Good job except you split it into East and West in your picture. Come on now.
Wish California would make a split.
Wonderful idea! SoFla has been highjacked by legislators long enough! Why do we have to constantly flip the bill for the rest of the state! They still money from the schools in south florida to fund ridiculous programs and supposed property tax relief!
Gov. Crist should run North Florida- they wanted him, they should keep him!
those stupid liberals and their "creative" ideas
guess the rich white trash in the south don't want their tax dollars going to support the poor white trash in the north
And just why are they "Idiots" Perez? You always say shit like that but you never back it up with any real facts… you know, like a REAL news reporter.
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Please. enlighten us you political mastermind, HAHAHAHA.
I find it amusing that the people that LIVE in Florida think it's a good idea, yet we should all say it's dumb because Perez thinks so, hahaha.
This is a brilliant idea. The regions are really two separte entities. And maybe it will stop South Florida from stealing all of our water for their golf courses.
The reason why this is being talked about is the large difference in the amount of income paid to the state by the southern counties as opposed to the northern and then the opposiste way the good ole boys club in Tallahasse splits it up.
So now Florida will be separated into South Georgia and Little Cuba? Culturally it already is.
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I live in FL. This actually makes sense. I say use the tropical line as the guide between the north and south.
partially a good idea: The southern part should just succeed from the nation and become their own territory. Then, when southern Florida seperates from the continental US during the apocalypse, we won't have to worry about the idiots down there or provide FEMA assistance.
What the fuck do u know about Florida politics? You're an LA Girl now. Stick to the gossip and the inaccurate posts about Fidel Castro's death.
As a recent transplant from San Fran, I love it. I hate when people assume everyone in Florida is a redneck…that's only the northern half of the state people. I say go for it!
hahaha! seriously? idiots!
It's nothing but old yankees and fucking cubans down there anyway so they might as well give it to them so they can finish draining the everglades and fucking everything up.Fuck it let them have it i'm never going back there again anyway
This is a movement in California too. The separtion between South California and North California is a smart move when you think of all the water the southern part of the state uses as compared to the north.
Perez,
When you step out of the gossip world to comment on national affairs you come off looking like a 13year old making a jr high year book. Meaning only debating a event on the surface without facts or dialogue to back it up.
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as someone who lives in orlando, I for one would not want to live in "south" Florida… it's just another way for people to claim it as north cuba… great.
Doesnt matter because Florida is going to disappear from the planet after the next big storm anyway
well… it IS like two states. I was born in North Florida - rednecks, country music, farms, pick up trucks. And I go to school in South Florida - guidos from New Jersey, Hispanics out the ass, Hatians too, fast cars, big buildings, nude beaches and lots of gay guys!
It is definitely two different worlds… most of south florida speaks spanish first, then english. Some think it should be a whole different country! lol.
I am totally okay with that…In fact, make south Florida a different country all together! They can steal their own money.
Nothing down there but old yankees and fucking cubans anyway so give it to them.They can finish draining the everglades and fucking everything up
Isn't this how the Civil War started?
actually, being from florida (and not the "south" part), i actually understand where they are coming from. did you even read the press release before posting this?
HELL YEAH!!! i hate south floridians! sorry perez!!
that would really be a split between north cuba and florida
Re: sarah – Not FORT Lauderdale! Perez is correct - NORTH Lauderdale - it is a city.
Perez, as a Floridian you know this makes sense. Everywhere north of Palm Beach is Hicksville!
South Florida would end up being the size of Rhode Island!
I live in Orlando which is located in Central Florida so let's just split the state 3 ways instead. 3's a lucky number when splitting things and god knows, we need all the luck we can get. For this 3-way split, CF will gladly give NF our rednecks, republicans and bad drivers and SF can have all our…well, there's not much left after that…
As a South Floridian, I think this is a great idea. We are very different from the rest of the state.
WHATS UP WITH ALL THE FLORIDA HATERS?
PEREZ IS FROM "SOUTH FLORIDA">> WHICH WE LOCALS CALL "MIAMI"
YOU FUCKING NORTHERN RETARDS!!!!GET A TAN AND A LIFE AND THEN HOLLA AT THE MAGIC CITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I live in N. Florida and I have to say this is a horrible idea!!!! Unless of course they're going to give South Florida to Cuba….then it would be okay.
All that's in South Fl anyway is ILLEGAL immigrants living off of our tax dollars and taking our jobs! By the way not all people from North Florida are bible thumping, toothless, redneck idiots. Could some of you be anymore closed- minded, judgemental idiotic douches bags? Good grief.
Does anyone realize the political reprecausions as in the states electoral college will become split as well. Going from one of the most highly populated and effective states to two separate ones? Also, it will fuck up the senate and the house of representatives. I lived in Florida for 7 yrs and I live in Daytona, and I always heard it referred to and referred to it myself as the east and west coasts. However, it's easy to see ppl wanting a fast solution to their problems and for each region to blame the other. But Florida- look at it on a larger scale, please.
Let's just say fuck it…blow it up and float the left overs out to sea…Peace out, Florida.
it should be called florida and north cuba
isn't it already?? miami is already its own country…and so is north florida. i wouldn't dare venture in to the deep south of miami same goes for the northern point of florida….altho..you'll find that anywhere.
it amazes me how everyone bags on florida, but you all come here for vacations and all your grandparents live here
fuck off carpet baggers
Re: sarah –
Actually, sweetie. There is a city of North Lauderdale….
Funny, I live in Fort Lauderdale and this is the first I have heard of dividing the state. Perhaps dividing Florida as a blue state and a red state would be better, which I guess it what the proposed division would do anyway
haha wow, as if our state wasn't dumb enough as it is
they could never agree on what to do with orlando…and without orlando, the northern part of the state would be too poor to sustain itself.
and what the hell would happen to the universities? u of m going public? hahahaha
sorry florida, you're stuck with yourself.
Re: ROc a Doc a – That was not very nice. I am from there, and I do not consider myself a redneck piece of shit.
and another thing….that's gonna seriously fuck up those of us with the Bright Futures things………
Well considering where they are looking to draw the line….
S. Fla will be fucked without the Disney $$
They've been trying to do this in california for years! Not gonna happen. There actually is a county in california who has been trying to suceed from the United States for a long time too and I guess become it's own country!
What's the point of this anyway?
Re: A North Fl. resident –
uhm south florida is NOT just "illegal immigrants" we do have Palm Beach, Boca, and other places that aren't full of em, it's mainly the miami/dade area that has em
so..palm beach county ftw
Great idea.
When I lived in Miami I always thought north and south Florida should be two different states. North and south are practically different planets, culturally, socially, geographicalls.
Re: smeejay – That isn't a nice thing to say. I am from there, and I will bet that there are things about it you don't know, and will never know, but that is okay. If you hate it there, don't go there.
I live in Orlando & haven't heard about this, but it's the dumbest thing I've heard in a while. I'm leaving the state anyway, so split in 4 for all I care.
This is a great idea!! and this comes from a person who lives in Broward county!!
Re: Megan – I would challenge you to a duel, but then I guess you'd call me a hick. So I will just be miffed and sulk.
i'm ALL for this. and I agree that northern florida is just southern georgia. seriously damn.
Well I'm from Florida and I think this is actually a pretty good idea. North and South Florida are like two completely different planets. South Florida is basically NY without the snow, and North Florida (ironically) has more of a Southern/Country vibe….. "redneck" if you will. I doubt this will pull through, but let's wait and see. I'm from S. Florida by the way.
diiing, dang, dingg diiing, dang. yee haw.
North Florida is like another state. We call it "Loer Alabama" in jest. It is not appreciated by everyone, and it is not appealing to everyone. There is a lot of harshing going on here towards North Florida. Too bad. I do not care for South Florida, but rather than insulting its residents with racial and cultural insults, I just don't go there. They have their ways, and we have ours. Why so nasty, people?