Warning

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Do not go on vacation to the Cayman Islands.

They do stupid shit like THIS there!

Posted: May 5, 2008 at 12:47 pm / Email this »

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mynameis says – reply to this

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FIRST!!!
skeletor says – reply to this

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Icky Icky Poo is right
Schatzi says – reply to this

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First!
GWTC says – reply to this

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Bad link there, pal.
nikkiiiii says – reply to this

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firstttttt
Loren says – reply to this

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OMG! How stupid can one get?
nikkiiiii says – reply to this

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page wont work
manana says – reply to this

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HEY! LINK'S NOT WORKIN' FATSO!!!!

(Am I first?)
chericocacola says – reply to this

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FIRST! AND your link doesn't work.
Jen says – reply to this

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Argghh link does not work
sus says – reply to this

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ewwww
nt says – reply to this

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FIRSTTTTT!!!!
;D
soso says – reply to this

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secon
suthunbelle says – reply to this

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link doesn't work
Vikki says – reply to this

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There isn't anything there.
alley says – reply to this

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yes!
jerseygirl says – reply to this

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there's an error with the link. Oh and second!!!
la says – reply to this

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hmm
terri says – reply to this

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its not working. whats happening over there that we shouldn't go vay cay there?
I'm pretty amazing. says – reply to this

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the link doesn't work
Tiandu says – reply to this

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The link doesn't lead anywhere, is it broken? Fix it please, Perez?
FIRST!! says – reply to this

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FIRST??
Laura says – reply to this

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!doesn't work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vanessa says – reply to this

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Hey i use to live in the Cayman Islands… and my parents live there now… WHAT HAPPEND???????
Gibbs says – reply to this

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is not working you fat fuck!
christin says – reply to this

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link doesnt work - you tub!
ugh says – reply to this

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Get a new career, FATASS!!!!!
YOU SUCK AT YOUR CURRENT ONE!!!!
Ke7iN says – reply to this

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LINK DOESN'T WORK PEREZ!
Lizz says – reply to this

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Yeah… link broken… no worky…
hubigend says – reply to this

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Link broken - too bad, wanted to see it.
Brady says – reply to this

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Fix the link Perez, I'm dying to read it. I went to the Caymans on a gay cruise a couple of years ago and we were the first (and possibly last) gay cruise allowed in. There were alot of people protesting against gays when we got there. Beautiful place, but I'll never go back.
searchingformrright says – reply to this

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POOP
POOP
POOP
Lauren xoxo says – reply to this

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link does not worrrrk….get another one perezzzzies
Vanessa says – reply to this

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Perez please tell us what happend….. i wana know the JUICY GOSSIP!!!
mimi in mo says – reply to this

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And the prise for getting first goes to……………….mynameis!!!!!
And for all your hard work you get………………..nothing!!!!!
Whew hoo!!!! Congrats!

Oh & the link didn't work for me.
hello says – reply to this

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was it this?

http://cayblogger.typepad.com/my_weblog/2008/05/we-hate-homos-.html
Walter Barbaras says – reply to this

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I need this link to work!!
me says – reply to this

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Re: mimi in mo – the word is prize… not prise. way to be an unintelligent prick
U couldn't pay me 2 leave the U.S. says – reply to this

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A says – reply to this

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Managed to make the site crash perez
MK says – reply to this

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Cayman Islands - Cay Compass News Online - Police detain gay kisser
pez says – reply to this

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I think you crashed the site Perez. Just post the story here pa pa please
cindy says – reply to this

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Hey. Be nice to Perez, how old are you? calling people names cause a silly link does not work. How rude are you?
Vanessa says – reply to this

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Re: Brady –

Ommggg you were on that cruise????? That's like a historical event ! You guys took that shit to the highest court in the UK.. crazyness… Yea its a beautiful place! Really religious too… I wana know what happend!!
Brittany says – reply to this

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You got the server to crash, Perez. Congrats!
in1971 says – reply to this

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link does not work
Maddie says – reply to this

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I think it's probably THIS article:

Gay couple asked to leave bar

Two men who were dancing together at a local bar were asked to leave After witnesses saw them kiss.

… complaints being made at Royal Palms about behaviour which was making patrons uncomfortable,”

“Officers responded and the parties involved were spoken to. One man attended the George Town police station where the inspector on duty reviewed the complaints. It was decided that no action was necessary. At no point was there any disorderly conduct and no arrests were made.

Royal Palms management declined to comment on the incident nor discuss whether the bar has a policy precluding same-sex couples.

The hot button issue of homosexuality and its place in Cayman society has recently been reignited in ongoing public forums discussing the proposed Bill of Rights.

Many members of the community, including religious leaders, have been outspoken against same-sex civil unions, which the government has said will not be recognised in the Cayman Islands under a new constitution.

In 1998, a cruise ship chartered by gay passengers was not allowed to dock in Grand Cayman. Ensuing widespread public debate over the matter eventually led to the UK Government introducing the Caribbean Territories (Criminal Law) Order 2000, which expressly legalises homosexuality between two consenting adults.
stefanie says – reply to this

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link doesnt work
mimi in mo says – reply to this

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Re: me – OMG!!!!! A type-o!!! You're right, I AM a prick!
missuspam says – reply to this

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Go to Playa del Carmen instead!!!

Check out www.blueparrot.com!
robertj says – reply to this

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HEY PEREZ…you might NOT want to link up to small time websites,,,all you do is cause a strain to their servers and crash the websites. Why not copy/paste the article for people to read? It's stupid of you to direct your readers over to a SMALL ISLAND website that will OBVIOUSLY NOT have the bandwidth to handle the load. Clue in dumbass!
Brady says – reply to this

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Re: Vanessa – Oh yeah, it was scandalous lol. It was an Atlantis cruise on Royal Carribean's "Freedom of the seas". From what I understand, the Caymans never allowed gay cruises until their tourism was down, so ours was the only one to date. When we got off the boat there was a whole bunch of people standing in a church yard screaming at us and holding the typical "God hates homosexuals", "Adam and Eve, NOT Adam and Steve" signs and etc. But I will say that this one elderly woman sat in a chair nearby waving at us and clapping saying"welcome to Grand Cayman boys". Several guys talked to her and as it turned out, she had a gay son who had been murdered for being himself….SO sad! God bless her. We also stopped in Cozumel on that cruise and as myself and many guys were walking through the touristy shopping area, this one Mexican guy yelled out "Alright, the gay men are here to shop folks!" and started clapping….so fucking funny! Needless to say we were well received there, but I doubt there will ever be a gay boat stopping in Jamaica…..we'd get killed there.
betch says – reply to this

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youre link doesnt work.
but its beautiful there.
best beach ive been to so far.
LVB says – reply to this

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the carribean is like alabama surrounded with water - not gay friendly at all.
puerto rico's ok, but duuuurrrrrrty and i don't think i'll ever go back. go to hawaii or somewheres in mexico/central america. people are friendlier…
L-Bo says – reply to this

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??? I hope it's nothing serious, my paretns live there
Fix the link please dahhhling. lol
mmm says – reply to this

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we have been there 4 times now. beautiful place, virtually crime free & the people are the nicest of any place we have ever been.
!!!PEREZ READ THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!! says – reply to this

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Re: robertj –

good one, no shit dumb ass perez
val says – reply to this

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WHY DO HALF YOUR LINKS NEVER WORK
mel lovel says – reply to this

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I go to vaca there all the time I want to know what happened PLEASE fix this link the cyamans are a beautiful place to go diving so I WANT to know WHAT HAPPENED!!!!!
Abi says – reply to this

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LOL that's where my parent's live. I wonder what the link is…

Some whacky stuff can go on there though.
superstarr says – reply to this

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what is WITH you sad fucks and your "first" thing?!

It's soooooooo last week. Grow up.
cristyu says – reply to this

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Some of you guys are so quick to say horrific things about Perez, etc…. but somehow you can't stay away from his blog. Interesting……..
WHATEVER says – reply to this

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The fucking thing isn't work dude.
BITCH IM LAST!!! says – reply to this

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LAST!!!!!
Open Minded says – reply to this

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You shouldn't blame a whole fucking island ass wipe!! I live in Bermuda and the same shit happened here when Rosie O'Donnell's cruise wanted to come(IF THAT IS THE CASE SINCE THE LINK ISN'T WORKING). Small islands are RULED by churches! So just because a FEW small minded people don't want gays here doesn't mean the whole country feels that way! Thats like saying all Americans are stupid! Yes, a lot are - but NOT ALL! I don't care you your gay or straight. If your a good person nothing else should matter. Because they are gay they shouldn't be allowed to have some fun in the sun? Ignorance!
sausage says – reply to this

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No ur not!!!
Kelly says – reply to this

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you people are idiots. the link doesn't work because perex's site is so popular that everyone is trying to access it. the server crashed.. perez can't fix it. yell at caycompass.
gabrielle says – reply to this

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perez.
i live there so hop off it is very nice here on the island that story took place at a tourist-y hotel

VISIT THE CAYMANS
also stay at the Ritz Carlton
Isasbelle says – reply to this

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Perez, get over it, there is an old saying, When in Rome, do as the Romans!!!
That's relatively simple, is'nt it!!! What is it, those two bitches blonde or something??? They can't figure out the laws of the land!!! Did they also try driving on the right hand side of the road!!! Cayman drives left but that's about the only thing they do left!!!
JoJo says – reply to this

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I had the privledge of living on Grand Cayman for 5 yrs and am lifelong friends with many locals. Caymanians respect all individuals and have done a incredible job of including people of different cultures and lifesyles from all over the world into THEIR society. Dont we all get a little turned off by excessive public affection especially if its ilegal, right or wrong?
Abi says – reply to this

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OHHH it's some religious thing about them not allowing gay cruises? DUH the island is covered with crazy islander churches….. well not duh, i guess you would have to go there to find out. Look, Americans are so quick to judge other countries ways… I'm not saying I agree with homophobia, cause I totally don't… but no one is forcing you to visit their country or live there. Get over it.
Pack it tight says – reply to this

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SO you can't pack fudge, who cares.
John says – reply to this

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My boyfriend lives in Grand Cayman, so this hits home for me… and yes arrests WERE made for the two men doing nothing but kissing… it's sickening and for once I applaud Perez for putting this pathetic homophobia on blast! Get human rights groups involved, get the media involved, get England (who is sanctioning this behavior??) involved (it's a British territory after all). I agree the island is beautiful and the people I met were awesome but clearly the Caymanian government needs to start addressing this basic issue of civil rights more seriously.
kmanblondie says – reply to this

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hey perez, easy with slandering cayman!! it sucks that we are governed by jesus and his followers… but you cant be ignorant and curse a whole coutnry because of some bible thumpers! i've lived in cayman my whole life! went to school with homosexuals (that sadly were never accepted, and often teased/ridiculed etc), homophobes, guys, girls, black, white, chinee and blue! sadly beause our population is (roughly) 50,000 and the biggest of our 3 islands is 23 miles long we tend to be VERY judgemental! of course the church beliefs instilled in us from the time we were born dont help…… but still theres no need to bash the open minded, gay loving people that are either from here or are born and raised caymanians!!

and re: the gay cruise ship that came here…. our gov ALLOWED it to happen not because tourism was down but because it was the right thing! there were people protesting yes but there were also people out there supporting and welcoming those that decided to venture off the ship… you can check the archives for the cayman compass and see a photo of my friends dressed in rainbow colors with welcome signs on their lunch breaks!
Leah says – reply to this

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IM FROM CAYMAN AND NOT EVERYONE IS LIKE THIS
vacationer says – reply to this

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who gives a shit. the cayman islands are one of the nicest places to visit. very clean and practically no crime.
kmanblondie says – reply to this

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and John… like someone said earlier… "WHEN IN ROME"… yes we have different ways/laws/rules/expectations etc… but we are a tiny island with a christian foundation… we dont really care if gays are here or not.. all the people of the cayman islands want is a little respect… just keep your business to yourself.. there is no need for PDA on an island where homosexuality is considered a sin…
Trinity_KY says – reply to this

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Speaking as a Cayman resident I do apologise if this is article is regarding anti-gayness! Can't open the link… but I can tell you that the Cayman Islands have toonnnnss of greatness to offer. This was one of very few isolated incidents; it does not reflect the views of the Cayman's general society! come visit xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
javawench says – reply to this

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They probably took it down.
Eat Shit Perez says – reply to this

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The Caymans are a wonderful place to visit. If they want to ban gays, that's their right. Get over it and go to Key West.
Viki says – reply to this

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Yes, they are against homosexuality….I live there by the way. buttt it actually is lovely here. so dont fucking say dont come here.
viki says – reply to this

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Oh anddd… they do actually have alot of gay people here. thank you very much.
dick says – reply to this

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For all of u FUCKtards out there… the link is working, it's the other side of it that has crashed! The web host/server for this Cayman thing cannot handle all of the traffic Perezers is sending them!!!! Someone suggested that Perez cut n paste the article… I think it's funny as hell that he has the power to bring sites down!!!!! Basically he doesn't like something that went down over there, and consequently, he is adversely affecting travel to the Caymans, by crashing web-sites!!! BRILLIANT !!!!!
John says – reply to this

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Re: kmanblondie –

"When in Rome"? Don't for a second think that it's a bunch of gay tourists that are sparking this controversey… you do realize that there are (plenty!) of gay Caymanian natives, right? People who are born on the island, who love their family and their friends, but will never be able to live freely? Your country is treating your own citizens like crap. Nevermind the tourists!
rufus says – reply to this

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here's a link to a cayman blog. http://cayblogger.typepad.com/
the cayman compass site has tech issues due to high hit count.
ME says – reply to this

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I am really ashamed of you all. Honestly, why are you yelling and getting so angry? This is a celebrity gossip website and you are annoyed because a link doesn´t work. Please take up knitting or spend some time with your family.
what ever says – reply to this

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FYI … when the curise had come the people that protested werent caymanians ….they were status holders and expats so thank you.. i can speak for me and pretty everyone i know here we really dont care either way and 1998 was a whole decade ago …true caymanians dont care it is the people who come and work here form other counties that have all the resentment … so if you dont know the facts dont speak k….peace
UGH! says – reply to this

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OK, first of all - you people annoy me with the FIRST crap! WHO CARES IF YOU ARE FIRST?!?!? I certainly don't - you're just taking up comments with that stupid shit. Secondly, don't blame Perez for the bad link - that website probably just couldn't handle all the traffic. The whole website is down right now - not just the link he gave us. Get a life people! UGH!
gaz says – reply to this

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kman blondie you're out of your mind. if we didn't care about gay people coming to cayman then we wouldn't have had dozens of idiots with anti-gay signs lining the streets when a cruise ship with gay passengers called in george town.

cayman hides behind the guise of being christian and god-fearing, which is a crock.

cayman is not a god-fearing island; it is an island of hypocrits who speak out of both sides of their mouth. cayman claims to champion human rights then berates and harrasses humans for harmless behaviour.

perhaps an economic/tourism embargo might be the wake-up call cayman needs to let them know that human rights apply to all humans.
what ever says – reply to this

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just adding to my previous statement …. umm you shouldnt judge a whole country by the acts of drunk people in a bar …..thank you …. especially since they probably werent even from cayman so their opnion shouldnt even reflect on us it should reflect on where the fuck they can came form in the first place
brunette beach hunnie says – reply to this

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Re: kmanblondie – ..i agree i was born and raised on grand cayman and the school i attened since i was 4 was a christian church owned school and i went to sunday school every sunday …but it doesnt make any difference to me weather your gay straight bi pink or purple ..as long as you a good person then each to their own i say …. you not hurting me so i really dont care and i mean i do think that the government needs to wake up and realize that times do change and we need to change with ,…. everyone i know feels the same way as me and honestly gays in my opnion spend a whole lotta cash so even better ….and i know gay people here and they really dont care and no one says anything to them and my parents have gay friends and i love them all i grew up with them so i actually never realized that they were differnt till i got way older lol anyway …dont judge all of us because of a selected few that have a big drunk mouth …and come visit we are friendly and lovely people its what we are known for xoxox
Chris C says – reply to this

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I go once a year.
The island is very religious, thats why.
sarah says – reply to this

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I have been trying for the past 3 hours to check this out, LINK isn't working!
I'm curious, WHAT IS IT???
gigi says – reply to this

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Re: kmanblondie –
No, there's no need for any one to hide the way they feel about their loved one just because a bunch of assholes don't like it.
Andeezy says – reply to this

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Put up a new link!
mmiller says – reply to this

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if your gay and want to show your affection in public don't come to Cayman
britney says – reply to this

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link doesnt work, what happened?
AMO says – reply to this

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DON'T CLICK THAT LINK… it did weird shit to my computer!!! Anyway, I've been to Grand Cayman and nothing out of the ordinary happend. The place was beautiful and we had a wonderful time!
Tricia says – reply to this

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The island is EXTREMELY religious and anyone traveling there (as I have more than 30 times) should know that kind of behavior will not be tolerated. Right or wrong.
Gambitgirl says – reply to this

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i'm going on vaca there in less than 2 weeks. i support day rights and won't vacation there in the future b/c of this. i didn't know they country was so intolerant….i supposed it's ok to lauder money for cartels and criminals but not for 2 men in love to kiss in public. whatever.

but since the vaca is already booked and the island is beautiful i plan on enjoying myself while i'm there. it really does have some of the best diving in the world.

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