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What a Joke

Filed under: Icky Icky Poo > Wacky, Tacky & True > Dina Lohan

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Dina Lohan was named a 'top mom' by Long Island-New York organization Mingling Moms.

What did Orange Oprah do to deserve such an honor?????

A spokesperson for the group said, “We’re just honoring celebrities' moms on Long Island. It’s something for Mother’s Day. It’s a list of mothers from Long Island who have raised superstar children.”

So, she's basically being honored for pimping out her kid.

Not exactly a glowing recommendation!

Mingling Moms is also honoring Carol Baldwin (mom to the Baldwin brothers), Roslind Nyman Joel (mother of Billy Joel), Shelley Stevens Hershlag (Natalie Portman’s mom), Rosalie Macchio (Karate Kid's Ralph Macchio’s mother) and Patricia Vian, mother of divalicious Mariah Carey.

Classy! Dina's getting an award from a starfucker organization! We wonder if her heart is swelling with pride????

It's probably as big as her ego!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

56 comments to “What a Joke”

  1. Lindsay says – reply to this


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    FIRST!

  2. soso says – reply to this


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    yea

  3. anon says – reply to this


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    Scums like you that give Dina Lohan publicity are even worse than she is?? What is wrong, Mario?? Are you jealous that she is a woman that could possibly steal more men from you? You seem to hate all women. Before you talk about other people, you MIGHT WANT TO GET YOUR MOOBS fixed!!! See you, Man tits!!!

  4. Summer.Elizabeth says – reply to this


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    wow. first

  5. yuki says – reply to this


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    ha ha ha that's funny

  6. PACHONGA says – reply to this


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    PACHONGA!

  7. 305 BITCH says – reply to this


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    1ST

  8. xuszerep says – reply to this


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    I'm glad she's not my mom.

  9. Lulu83 says – reply to this


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    What a weird looking woman. What a horrible mom too. I dont blame Lindsay for being the way she is. I mean, everyone is held accountable for her actions, she isnt a 10 year old anymore. But her mom was obviously not there for her if she acted out the way she did.

  10. cambel says – reply to this


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    Ralph Maccio's mom?!!!?!?!? He hasn't done anything in decades. Just how far back are they going? Are they going to honor Bea Arthur's mom too?

  11. DianA pEREZ says – reply to this


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    i love too much perez

  12. scm says – reply to this


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    true, true.

  13. Isiah says – reply to this


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    Ewwwww.

  14. Sheep Herder says – reply to this


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    All you have to do is pay Perez $5000 and you'll be top something too.
    That's what Madonna did for Perez to keep pimping her!
    All you have to do is pay Perez $5000 and you'll be top something too.
    That's what Madonna did for Perez to keep pimping her!
    All you have to do is pay Perez $5000 and you'll be top something too.
    That's what Madonna did for Perez to keep pimping her!
    All you have to do is pay Perez $5000 and you'll be top something too.
    That's what Madonna did for Perez to keep pimping her!
    All you have to do is pay Perez $5000 and you'll be top something too.
    That's what Madonna did for Perez to keep pimping her!
    All you have to do is pay Perez $5000 and you'll be top something too.
    That's what Madonna did for Perez to keep pimping her!
    All you have to do is pay Perez $5000 and you'll be top something too.
    That's what Madonna did for Perez to keep pimping her!
    All you have to do is pay Perez $5000 and you'll be top something too.
    That's what Madonna did for Perez to keep pimping her!

  15. L.I is my home says – reply to this


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    but they dissapointed m in this. ugh why did they have to give her the "honor" of top mom.

  16. hallie says – reply to this


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    :O!!!

  17. AMY says – reply to this


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    Anon…"worse than she is?" Clearly she's bad, so who the fuck cares if people hate on her. With a mommy track record like hers, I'm surprised anyone approves of her!

  18. Shane says – reply to this


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    so these women are getting an award for their kids accomplishments?

    what a joke this group Mingling Moms is lmfao

  19. iqy says – reply to this


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    damn she is hotter than her kids

  20. Drake says – reply to this


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    Who n the hell would give this mom P.I.M.P an award for what i mean she raised Lindsy and that train wreck aint shit now she throwing Lindsy num 2 out ther to get messed up well they need to give Britney Spears mom 1 to cause this award must b 4 dead beat most negelctful slutest skank mom of the year.

  21. diane says – reply to this


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    dude. it's long island.

    it's long island.

    have you ever been there.

    it removed your soul.

    and makes you feel hollow on the inside.

    it's not their fault.

  22. Dina says – reply to this


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    CONGRATULATIONS DINA YOU RAISED A COKE WHORE!!…and most of the baldwin are fuck ups as well…and billy joel has gotten his fair of dui's……lots of classy people coming out of LI….barf

  23. elizabeth says – reply to this


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    She doesn't belong on the same list as Carol Baldwin - who in addition to raising her actor sons has a breast cancer charity and works to educate young people of both sexes about the disease (she actually came to talk to my high school health class 5 or so years ago).

  24. what is it says – reply to this


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    You're kiddin????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  25. Manhattan Men are the best says – reply to this


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    That's the best LI can do since it's in the shadow of NYC!!!

  26. deanna says – reply to this


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    she looks like the grinch

  27. Da Pimp says – reply to this


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    She's probably buying some goodies off of the loot her daughter has raked in.

  28. Adriana says – reply to this


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    It looks like to me that the only reason why they are recognizing celebrity moms is for their own gain. Not because they actually think that she is a good mom because they want publicity for themselves.

    I mean pimping out your kid WOOT get me mother of the year!

    That woman is a loser… she might be rich but she's still a loser.

  29. DAMN!! says – reply to this


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    Everyone rags on her! Did it ever occur to any one of you celery-stick for brain twats, that Lindsay WANTED to be a star from a young age?? If you've got a cute kid that shows promise and wants it…there isn't a mother alive that wouldn't make sure their kid went to all the right auditions, etc.
    Lindsay is an ADULT now and she is making some pretty horrible decisions all ON HER OWN.
    How many men did she fuck and ruin their lives while she was in "rehab" there in Utah?? She's a fucking slut, and getting uglier by the day.
    The title of that organization should be MINGING MOMS… her mother is a real MINGER!

  30. anon says – reply to this


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    I read she did coke of the woman's infected VAG who runs x17…WHORES!!!!!!!!!

    WHORES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  31. marce says – reply to this


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    wow, that Lohan bitch should be in jail for letting her daughter became what she did just because she wasn't a mother.
    Just selling your daughters morals and life isn't that of a mother.
    I'd rather the Carol Baldwin for those yummi guys she gave birth to, and Patricia for bringing on Mariah.
    At least the Baldwin were hot and Mariah had a voice

  32. booshdag says – reply to this


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    Top trash of the year maybe.

  33. CVD says – reply to this


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    Diane took the words out of my mouth- its LONG ISLAND.
    It's a Long Island organization/group.
    Have you seen the moms in LI?
    They probably look up to Orange Oprah.

  34. Leah says – reply to this


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    As far as I can tell, the only worthy mother on that list is Natalie Portman's. I'd like to see Dina Lohan raise a daughter who is actually talented, and gets into Harvard as well! Nope, just crackwhores like Lindsay, and that creepy younger daughter who looks older than her mom.

  35. Sara says – reply to this


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    This is good.
    We are showing acknowledgment to all the moms who raise there kids to be screwed up. what about all of the moms who children turn out good and actually do something with their lives instead of getting drunk, doing drugs, or becoming famous over a damn sex video?

  36. robbie says – reply to this


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    Haha no one from the New York area is surprised. Long island is to new york state as new jersey is to the united states. everyone is embarrassed of it.

  37. carl says – reply to this


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    Didn't these moms see Tracy Ullman's spoof of Lohan? It was right on the money.

  38. JD says – reply to this


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    What about the lady who drowned her two sons in the lake?? She's probably a better mom than that Lohan freak.

  39. Jackie says – reply to this


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    What? Honoured? For what? Piggybacking on her daughter's fame? Being one of the most irrisponsible, spotlight hogging, and selfish mothers ever? Look at what she raised for proof! It would be like rewarding a dork for being cool. It contradicts itself. Some people these days- they have to sort out their priorities.
    I also don't agree with the whole "honour the celebrity moms" thing. They are NOT the ones wit the talent, their children are.

  40. mea says – reply to this


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    How on earth did she get top mom over Natelie Portman's mom?!?!? mingling moms sounds like a huge joke

  41. AMO says – reply to this


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    What about Jill from Real Housewives of Manhattan? She's originally from there and is actually a good mother, unlike Orange Oprah.

  42. Shelly says – reply to this


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    What a fanta pants hoe banging slut, On ya perez for being strait up. Heapsa wanna be no hopers who never made it push their kids into acting like this morange

  43. the truth says – reply to this


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    Mrs. Joel walked into my establishment last year in her pajamas & dishelveled hair. A complete mess! We refused to serve her! Then we got shit from higher ups cause she complained to mgmnt. We said we didn't care. Not going to deal w/some crazy old lady in flannel pjs in the middle of the day who needs to put a comb through her hair!

  44. Cathy says – reply to this


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    Why does Dina Lohan always look like she's got a gumball stuffed in the side of her mouth?

  45. L.A. says – reply to this


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    She looks part rabbitt and part chipmunk!!

  46. hey says – reply to this


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    these are the kind of fucking tacky suburban hags who trip all over each other to suck up to twats like dina lohan. And where did her fucking nose go? hideous with those rat-like eyes.
    so fucking FUGLY!!!

  47. hader says – reply to this


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    Re: Shelly – ummm I'm not sure exactly what you said but I think I agree…
    And they gave her the award because they want to BE her.
    pathetic

  48. long island full of weirdos says – reply to this


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    bet not many spawned a kid in the public eye so they picked the lohans, ahahhaa………..
    not much of an honor .

  49. GET A JOB, PIMP-MOMMY says – reply to this


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    QUIT WHORING OUT YOUR KIDS.

    IT'S PATHETIC.

    LOOK AT HOW SCREWED UP LINDSAY IS, AND NOW YOU'RE HONING IN ON ALI.

    DAMN. GET A JOB ALREADY — N-O-T LIVING OFF YOUR KIDS — AND LEAVE THEM ALONE.

  50. mad joe says – reply to this


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    The spokesperson needed to justify the decision of chosing her haha.

  51. JESISSICKOFTRASH says – reply to this


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    AAWWWWW LAWN-G-ILAN WTF?!?! THERES MOR OUTTA YOUS DANDAT

  52. Snickers says – reply to this


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    Grrrreat, now we're rewarding skanky coke-whore, Chardonay-swilling moms who pimp out their kids for money and fame. This is what is wrong with American society today.

  53. Matt says – reply to this


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    couldn't be more true… dina is disgusting. i'm thankful everday for the mother i have. lindsay needs some prayers.. i thought MY family situation was fucked up, but damn… she's got a load to deal with.

  54. really f'd up says – reply to this


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    What's really f'd up in this is that deserving moms, like Kevin Connolly's mom Eileen, are being overshadowed by Dina Lohan's presense. She is belittling the award and doing to the other moms on this list what she does to her own daughters. What a shame.

  55. Teresa says – reply to this


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    I'm from Long Island and I never heard anything of that. I guess it must not be that important.

  56. LS says – reply to this


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    Re: diane – What I am from Long Island….. I live there what the fuck are u talking about… LI is just fine dont try to play the LI based on those stupid moms who live here. Sound so stupid