Dopehead Out Of Jail - And Drug Free!
Pete Doherty walked out of Wormwood Scrubs prison in west London early Tuesday morning.
Doperty was waving a certificate that claimed he was drug free at the reporters assembled outside of the prison's gates.
Try not to snicker too loudly!
When asked if he used heroin in the joint, Dopearty responded, "Well, I knew it was going to be a bit rough to start with, with the overcrowding and the medical facilities although they do their best - they are good, they can't really cater for the average junkie…"
So, we'll take that as a yes?
Dopey said he was “buzzing” to be free and, "I feel great — I've walked out and I don't feel like I want to score. I want to go for a nice walk in the park instead.”
We wish we could believe him. We give him two days max to stay drug free!
We're sure the tabs in London have snitches set to catch the moment Petey boy takes a hit, snort or injection of anything. And we thank them for that!
We're sure it will be taped too!
[Image via Fame Pictures.]
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he needs to be back in there
druggie…FIRST!
Doubt it'll last long. 2 days is a stretch for him, Perez.
i don't think anyone cares what happens to him. stop posting about him.
first ! ! !! !
So first bitches!!!
He is just EW!
Is that his hand….it can't be….fingernails are as clean as can be.
First thing i do is look at his fingernails…..bizarre?????
Riiiiiiight!
Question: Is there water in G.B.?
he …
Good for him. Next on the list: Wash hair and clean under fingernails.
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm*
party on.
this asshole is the perfect reasoning why we need to relax all drug laws. Make everything legal and let the weak junkies just kill themselves off and as a society we will be better off.
WHEN CAN HE BANG ME?!!!
ah hes so hot..
look how clean his nails are - no more crack hands!!!
he is ok?
i'll give him a week.
HE SHOULD SELL THAT ON EBAY THEN BUY SOME MORE CRACK
"we wish we could believe him" What that fuck kind of comment is that ?? Who cares what you believe or not ?? You are a cruel, heartless twat and no one cares what you think about Pete's sobriety. Why don't you crawl over some more bodies Perez. That's how you make your living !!
don't be such a cunt perez. it's fucking unnecessary.
Why is this guy dead yet? I hate to say but I am tired of hearing about his druggie, ugly ass.
fuck it. he's a genius, i f-ing love him !
i sent u this story like 5hrs ago
its okay i got no love
still love u tho!!
He should just be happy to still be alive.
search: crazyunicorns
www.exoduster.com
He want's to go for a walk in the park so he can score some drugs.
He looks clean. His eyes are wide open.
I hope he stays clean and gets better.
Re: afakj –
what he said.
These type of quicky clean ups, are risky to the drug users life. Once he gets out and scores his chances of O.Ding are so high.
HOT YAAA
A medical certificate regadrging Pete Doherty being free of drugs? Wait, wait– they must have meant that he is now certified AS a drug, right?
drug free? with bloody track marks on his NECK!! only people who've been on the horse a long time slam it in the neck
He's fucking awsome!
So glad he's out!
Lord, but he's ugly. What a lovely certificate, wonder if he'll frame it? LOL. Hell, I don't give him two HOURS for staying clean.
He looks high as hell in this pict! Dont put it past a junkie to tell you how clean they are when their high! I bet he does want to walk around and enjoy his buzz!
GOOD LUCK PETE
Re: Lulu – If that's his hand (it's not), he's doing some crazy contortionist shit.
"We're sure the tabs in London have snitches set to catch the moment Petey boy takes a hit, snort or injection of anything. And we thank them for that!"
seriously, perez? that's pathetic of you, sorry to say, and unnecessary at that. leave him be, he's trying to start anew.
i cant stop laughing at how the certificat is made on word!
I LOVE Pete!!! That's sooooo awesome that he is free!!!
♥Pete♥ forever!!
Free Pete!! Free Pete!! Free Pete!!
I didn't think it possible but this is the worst he's ever looked. He must have the constitution of an ox.
With any luck, he'll get some pure heroin and be dead before sunset. Oh, and well done!
seriously perez you need to fuck off. this guy was part of one of the best bands this century (the libertines) and you should wish him better. get a fucking life, bitch.
looks like sweeney todd
he's so hot! i wish i can meet him
he looks a lot better, but I doubt it'll stick. He should spend some time in rehab or something for a while before heading back out into the world.
I hope Pete has a happy life. Next time you have a cheeseburger even though you shouldn't, Perez, think about Pete scoring even though he shouldn't.
love how you had this same exact post about amy wino and you just GUSHED about how you hoped she would sober up. yet you can't show the same respect for someone in the exact same position?
does amy winehouse, anna vintour, and angelina jolie all pay you money to put your head so far up their asses?
way to go pete! we love you!
instead of putting all his energy to try to detox himself, he used his time in arts and crafts to make this certificate. bloody bastarddd
I hope he turns it around, I really do. Pete's not a bad guy, he's just really immature. 'Time to grow up!!
Yeah right, he was probably high when he said that. Hope things turn around for him (or do i? his music is crap anyway), but I'll be surprised if he's still alive in a year from now.
I love how the name of the prison is "Wormwood Scrubs" - so appropriate LOL
PEREZ and all of you need to shut the fuuck up.
he has a fucking drug problem, its a problem. he is a wayyy more accomplished individual than anyone of you, besides perez. but at least he has fucking talent, as it can be seen by his scholarships and literary prizes, not to mention critical acclaims from music reviewers.
so all of you need to realize that yes, he has a drug problem and acts a little wonky sometimes, but hes a really good person and is talented and more important than allll of yalll
I hope he stays clean… if he's even clean NOW. I kinda feel bad for him.
His hair looks so good here not all greasy and pasted to his forehead
Re: KatieKatieBoBatie – hahaha, I was thinking the same thing
Give peace a chance.
Where do strangers get off telling others where and what they should be. Instead of being so pessimistic and saying "oh..I give him a day to 2 days tops to get back on the drugs", why not say "good for him…try to remain strong and focused on better things". Drug addiction is a personal demon, not fodder for people with no life to cast judgement upon.
A dopehead, yes, but still — a dopehead with more talent than 98% of the musicians Our Perezident features on this site. If ONLY he were Hispanic, right?
He then rolled up a fat one in the document and smoked it.
Why on earth was that certificate made on Microsoft Word??? I see some word art and such! Do they want to make it easy for crackheads to get fake certificates?!?
awww poor petey, his manager didnt even show to pick him up, so he had to bag a lift with the paps! he's a funny, clever guy! just a shame the only way he has fun is by taking drugs! good luck with staying clean pete!
They'll find him dead within the year. Pathetic, but that's where I think he's headed, without a doubt.
He looks just as surprised at the results as the paparazzo do!!
What I find funny is no one has noticed it's a vonluntary drug test, not involuntary. I use to work at a clinic and voluntary tests aren't worth anything, the patient knows when it will be and can keep themselves clean for ~48hours and the test will show negative.
Looks like he has an arabic tatoo on his neck!
Yeah! Now Kate and he can get back together!! And those aren't HIS hands - they are a reporter's holding a mic from the side.
Re: JB –
it's actually the name of his son, Astile.
nice try though
Best wishes to him. He's a talented guy who will hopefully be around.
hooray!! pete's a free man! and we wish the drug pushers stop beating pete just for not buying drugs from them!
LOL
Take a walk in the park instead…?
Haha , This guy is serious..
What a Junkiee,
Yes Supremeee..
HE LOOKS LIKE A WET CIGARETTE..NASTY FUCTARD, LET HIM OD PLEASE
I hope he gets some real help! Go to rehab, Pete, get healthy, and then make us some more AMAZING music! PLEASE!
*cough* scum
Pete's band Babyshambles are playing a gig on Tuesday night in Kentish Town
crackwhore
EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Well, kudos to him. I just don't know what Coke-ate Moss or any of those other women ever saw in him besides having a drug buddie. He looks like he's 15 or 16 years old, but with bags under his eyes like a 50 year-old. Ew.
heroin addictions no joke…i wish him the best if he truly wants to stay clean. its sad really and surprising he was so candid about it.
AH SHIT THEY BOUT 2 GIVE US SOMEMORE SHIT TO TALK ABOUT .
yay, lil pete is free… way to go pete.
oh yeah Pete is freeee..let's have a party
Hey, at least he's hot.
Yea, he is going to meet up with Amy winehouse.
AHAH ! The certificate for the drug test even says "well done!"
ahah!!! I know a guy who used to know pete when he was young
apparently he was really nice and very bright, that soon changed.