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Kimora And His Technicolor Dreamcoat

Filed under: Fashion Smashion > Kimora Lee Simmons

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Kimora Lee Simmons must have been confused when she attended the Costume Institute Gala at The Metropolitan Museum of Art in NYC on Monday night.

This isn't Broadway! It's not musical theater!

Thankfully, her super hot boyfriend, Djimon Hounsou, was there to distract us from that whoreanus dress!

[Image via WENN.]



107 comments to “Kimora And His Technicolor Dreamcoat”

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  1. felina says – reply to this
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    1st!!!! what the fuck?? ugly

  2. Porterville CA says – reply to this
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    I think she looks glam but then again I'm drunk.

  3. Tish says – reply to this
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    FUG!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. mo says – reply to this
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    WoW.

  5. delaney says – reply to this
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    i kinda like it

  6. Snooze Alarm says – reply to this
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    She is serving color, BITCHES

  7. Fusion! says – reply to this
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    Fusion is first foo's!

  8. loo says – reply to this
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    1st

  9. honeybee says – reply to this
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    get off the coke, dear perez.

  10. Tish says – reply to this
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    This thing looks like someone who was trippin' made it!

  11. Liz says – reply to this
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    her boyfriend is a BABEEEEEEEEEEEE

  12. Cyndi says – reply to this
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    What in the world was she thinking?

  13. Pati says – reply to this
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    Eww…hideous! she usually doesnt dress this bad

  14. Marilyn Monroe says – reply to this
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    What the fuck is she wearing?!?! This looks like somethink mary kate olson would ware, yuk!

  15. Mommkf says – reply to this
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    She's lost a lot of weight. Looking Great again.

  16. magicponyrainbows says – reply to this
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    you are a cunt Perez. the dress is fab, youre just pissed because you cant squeeze your fat ass into into it.

  17. mom says – reply to this
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    bow down bitches

  18. the dress is better than some of these others says – reply to this
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    Gold Digger! She'll prolly wind up with half of Russell Simmons $$$$$$$$.

  19. MissMottin says – reply to this
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    I'M NOT SURE IF THAT'S REALLY KIMORA LEE SIMMONS.
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    I'M MORE APT TO BELIEVE THAT'S A STAINED-GLASS WINDOW FROM ST. PETER'S BASCILICA AT THE VATICAN.
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    WORD.
    -

  20. scm says – reply to this
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    I think she looks okay!

  21. Valerie says – reply to this
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    The bottom half looks like one of those Simon games from the 80s…

  22. LoliT@_HonDuRaS says – reply to this
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    not bad!

  23. tinakay says – reply to this
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    WTF?!

  24. Truth Teller says – reply to this
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    That is a fabulous gown!

  25. Diana says – reply to this
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    I REALLY LIKE IT !!!

  26. RADICAL QUEEN says – reply to this
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    WAS THIS A GAY PRIDE EVENT….CAUSE SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S WEARING A CUT UP GAY FLAG.

  27. HAHAHHAHAHAHA says – reply to this
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    THIS WAS NOT THE AFRICAN MUSEUM GALA! LOL GURL GO HOME AND CHANGE THEY LIED TO YOU "SISTER"! LOL

  28. raerae says – reply to this
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    I really like this dress! It's beautiful and appropriate for a COSTUME gala. Good job Kimora…and good work on the man too!

  29. AMO says – reply to this
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    Ew… where do I begin? First of all you don't wear a watch at a formal event; if you're a female. The short story here is: fire your stylist, honey!

  30. Jasmine says – reply to this
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    Boobs look good though.

  31. ginger b says – reply to this
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    absolutely gorgeous, fun dress. stunning couple

  32. nick cant drive 55 says – reply to this
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    look a prostitute and her pimp
    :)

  33. tina says – reply to this
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    it looks like her kids are able to color inside the lines and is it me or is that deodorant in her right armpit?

  34. becky says – reply to this
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    I bet he would have liked to DIE when he saw her wearing her inside porch's carpet! What a lowlife she is. Poor guy.

  35. douche says – reply to this
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    He needs to dump her technocolor ass. She was trying to detract from her smell.

  36. cyn says – reply to this
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    no.

  37. emmy says – reply to this
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    Who threw up craola on her?

  38. Lyss says – reply to this
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    I thought she was with that PHAT FARM guy?

  39. alisha says – reply to this
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    Ick what the hell…

  40. dickhead says – reply to this
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    dude, its the COSTUME institute gala, any other event this dress would be beat but this is the spot to wear a wacked out gown like this. im diggin it. O R I G I N A L!!!

  41. colie says – reply to this
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    whats up with her neck? she always has creases! shes ugly. and a bitch.

  42. mariposa says – reply to this
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    Kimora just roll up the carpet over her after she fuck that new boytoy of hers!!

  43. mittenfreak says – reply to this
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    While snarking.. and I like kimora…
    someone should have told her not to take the costume part so litterally..
    she didn't need to wear her daughters twister board…
    she looks happy tho and her hair and make up are perfect..
    She is going to love her stylist in the morning.. and fire her assistant.

  44. Maria from Barcelona says – reply to this
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    dress look like Parque Guel "Gaudi" USA dont have ideas ?

  45. Angela says – reply to this
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    I adore Kimora but I have to say, I can no longer remember the last time I saw her look "fabulous" in a red carpet even type photo. Who is dressing her? I saw an episode of her reality show where she had people helping her find a dress for an event and all the choices were pretty sad and then she wore that dress Andre Tally had set aside and it was a great dress but didnt work on her. Girlfriend is a gorgeous glamazon , she needs to get it together with the red carpet looks stat before her diehard loyals tire of her alltogether.

  46. anne says – reply to this
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    I LOVE THAT DRESS!!!!!!!!

  47. shardy says – reply to this
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    that " dress " is HID-E-OUS.
    ( but NOT as hid-e-ous as the troll who's weraing it…)

    SURELY…Mr.Hounsou MUST be BL__D!

  48. james says – reply to this
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    serious, Any reason this ring around the neck fugly girl with the bad attitude towards everyone she is around is covered? All she ever did is bone Russell and that is her pinnacle of achivement.

  49. RicardoM says – reply to this
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    IT'S A FIESTA!

  50. sid says – reply to this
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    MUST do something about that turkey neck.
    Gobbler.

  51. Snickers says – reply to this
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    Djimon Honsou could wear a barrell and still look HOTTTTT!!! I don't care at all about his hoochie-mama girlfriend.

  52. Zoe says – reply to this
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    That is an ugly dress, but at the same time kinda cool. I actually like this.

  53. Queen says – reply to this
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    This is actually an african inspired print dress FYI.
    I think that the thought is sweet…

  54. louisa says – reply to this
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    is that arm-pit hair i see on kimora!
    daaaaaaahhhling……no no no no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  55. Poopkins says – reply to this
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    unfortunately her husband is wearing high heels

  56. Betsy says – reply to this
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    Hey! The Partridge Family called and they want their bus back!

  57. lovely says – reply to this
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    For someone who prides themselves on being so fabulous and with all that money, u think she would have worn a better dress than that

  58. Ceri says – reply to this
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    At least she made an effort.. most of the others just look plain boring!

  59. Nauseating says – reply to this
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    I can't stand this woman… if you can even call her that. She is disgusting, ugly, full of herself, spoiled rich bitch. I just cringe when I see a photo of her. How do these men fall for this fake idiot. I feel sorry for her kids too to have a mother that's such a bitchy self loving diva. I turn her f*cking show off when I see it on TV. Go to hell Kimora you bitch!

  60. Oh Please says – reply to this
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    It's the fake bitch from hell. I can't believe this ugly bitch was ever a model. She sickens me. She'd be better off not having a show on TV because it just shows what a self absorbed stupid ass she truly is.

  61. m says – reply to this
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    she always looks… odd.
    weird face.

  62. Kimmy Gibbler says – reply to this
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    Kimora has fallen victim to a trait a lot of asian women get–fat rolls on her neck!! She doesn't look heavy by any means at all, but she has put on some pounds recently. It looks good on her though. Just her neck is getting a little scary now.

  63. Nicole says – reply to this
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    WoW. Thats different. She definately rocks it tho. I could never pull off something like that tho..Id look like a picnic table.

  64. danni says – reply to this
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    Now this is one ugly dress on a woman with one long ugly neck,can't stand her she thinks her sh** doesn't stink,hate her diva show!!

  65. Hardy Har Har says – reply to this
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    Is Miss Kimora hiding something behind her man? Could it be a basket of fruit? The one that's supposed to go on her head?

  66. darlena says – reply to this
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    talkin' about bittin' the hand that feeds you…Perez sometimes you don't know what side your bread is buttered on….or do you just eat the whole damn loaf…

  67. fucking fug!!!!!!!!!! says – reply to this
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    this whore is suppose to know fashion???? that is one ugly fucking dress and so is she!!! go back to the african tribe you stole that dress from!!!!!

  68. Rymaki says – reply to this
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    I actually like it..

  69. Andy says – reply to this
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    once again. Perez misses the mark. this dress is perfect for the event.

  70. Love Gravy says – reply to this
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    She looks like the back end of the Partridge Family tour bus.

  71. kim says – reply to this
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    Was the designer on spaceballs when he made this dress?? She still looks stunning, but the dress is wiggity wack..could've done a lot better. What is going on in the lame overrated fashion world? Are people running out of trends!!!??? WTF!!! I knew it!! Clothes are shit…in the end…who fuckin cares!!!!

  72. Hillarita says – reply to this
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    I can't stand Kimora, but I must say, I love this dress! Perez, you really have no clue about what looks good.

  73. What the? says – reply to this
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    I thought she was with russell simmons, what happend? if anyone knows please reply to this. Thanks

  74. fashionista says – reply to this
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    Its not a watch you idiot - its a cuff from Verdura but then again how would you know that?!

  75. Sassy says – reply to this
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    "Travelin' along, there's a song that we're singin' Come on, get happy"

    Looks like the Bus from the Partridge Family

    Sassy

  76. BIG BROTHER says – reply to this
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    MONEY CANT BUY GOOD TASTE…SHE'S FUGLY!

  77. marwin says – reply to this
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    wtf?!?!? looks like Stain-Glass Windows from a church! haha. It's not ugly, just weird. ha :)

  78. N says – reply to this
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    Kimora Lee is proof positive that just because you are wealthy does NOT men (opps sorry she looks like a bad Drag Queen I meant to say "mean") that it makes you beautiful or fabulous. She's an entitled selfish loud train wreck! YUCK!

  79. You are so stupid says – reply to this
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    It is at the museum…ya know, the museum of art…..get it you idiot. She dressed for the occasion and did it so well. And there you go, typically slamming the hetero woman and drooling over the man…..another bitter fag moment, Pigez. That is reallllly so unattractive and really does nothing for gay stereotyping. You can't ever be taken seriously, or have staying power if you keep the bitter woman bashing up…..as hetero men want nothing to do with your creepy ass.

  80. Jamie says – reply to this
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    Kimmora's dress looks twenty times better than Anna Wintour. Let's get it together Perez!

  81. KIMORA NEEDS TO DIE says – reply to this
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    I HATE THIS BITCH WITH A PASSION.

    DO ANY OF YOU KNOW HOW TERRIBLE THIS BITCH IS? SHE IS SO FUCKING SICK, SHE WOULD SELL HER OWN CHILDREN FOR ANOTHER LOUIS VUITTON HANDBAG IF SHE NEEDED TO.

    KIMORA, IF YOU READ THIS, YOU FUCKING WHORE - TRUST ME, KARMA IS GOING TO NAIL YOU DOWN ONE DAY.

    KARMA WILL GET YOU.
    YOU WILL PAY FOR BEING SUCH A SKANKY, MATERIALISTIC BITCH.

    YOU HAVE NO TALENT.
    YOU ARE A FUCKING WHORE.
    DON'T KID YOURSELF, WE ALL HATE YOU.
    FUCK OFF AND ROT IN HELL BITCH.

  82. Nonz says – reply to this
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    Stunning! Love the Aztec inspired dress. Something artistic bold and beautiful. Suits Kimora Lee perfectly!

  83. SHUT.YOOR.MOUTH says – reply to this
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    PEREZ YOU NEED TO STOP COMMENTING ON OTHER PEOPLES FASHION SENSE!!! YOU HAVE NONE OF YOUR FREAKING OWN!!!
    KIMORA LOOKS TEN TIMES AS GORGEOUS AS YOU'D EVER BEE!!
    And I'm never coming back to this blog. Ever.

  84. Bruno says – reply to this
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    I think it's sort of cool. Very artsy, very 'stained glass'. If she had beengoing to a function at the Museum of Modern Art, it would have been crazy appropriate. At least