New Music From Lindsay Lohan!
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Warning: this song will make your ears bleed!
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Thank Goodness! 'Very Psychotic' Madonna Stalker Has Been Captured!!!
What a relief!
To recap - early this morning, we heard the terrifying news that 54-year-old Robert Dewey Hoskins, a man who was convicted of stalking and threatening Madonna, had escaped from a mental hospital in Norwalk, CA.
The LAPD were describing the man as follows:
"…A very psychotic man when not taking his medication and has very violent tendencies."
Now, we're VERY happy to report that the Los Angeles Police Department have captured Madonna's very dangerous stalker!
The LAPD announced that Hoskins was found around 9 a.m. this morning "not far from the mental facility from which he escaped."
He's currently in police custody and he's being escorted back to the hospital.
We're just glad that nobody was hurt while this man was on the loose. We're ESPECIALLY glad that he wasn't able to get close to Madonna.
Great job, LAPD! We're very pleased and impressed!
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FIRST! LOVE L LO!
Ew..First!
she is just saying the song, not singing…awful.
gross.
she is awful
TERRIBLE– The Worst song ive heard in a while
That is so bad it must be a joke!
i love her
this is awful… she is awful… lets never talk about her again
dear god make her go away
I'VE HEARD WORSE
she sounds like she's reading………duh, she should stick to acting…I mean rehab……….
I SEE REHAB DIDN'T HELP HER SINGING EITHER…
Can someone please tell me HOW she EVER got voted Maxim's #1 hottest chick? She is so beyond average. What a lame-o!
Well, it's not as bad as I expected. I just hate her as a blonde. She looks so washed out.
2nd
i actually like it strange.
just woke me up.
Uhhh…NEXT!
i HATE THIZ FRECKEL=D FAACED WHORE
I can't see this song doing too much for her career. Lilo will fade away into the shadows soon enough.
I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GO LINDSAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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hate it.
weird…. but I kind of like it
It's ok. Kind of boring? Maybe someone will remix it and make it sound like a real dance song.
Oh dear, somebody's trying to sing like Britney…
She is nothing spectacular. I really dislike the song. it's boooooring! Didnt her last album flop/ I don't understand why people still take a chance on her when her career is in the shitter.
It's not that bad
this is really bad
its amazing at what a computer can do to tune your voice. SOunds very generic
I actually kind of like it, not as bad as I thought, I could rock to it in the club. It is DEFINITELY better than Paris' attempt at singing. Stop hating on Lindsay, she is trying Perez.
What is she thinking?! What are her managers thinking?! She sounds and looks absolutely ridiculous.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh wow. That girl cant sing. Give it up already!! Sheesh!
yikez!
BORING!! good lord, can anybody right a song that doesn't rhyme? this song just proves anyone who has the money can make a song. there was absolutely NO creativity. BORING BORING BORING
lindsay work on staying sober and leave the music to real musicians!
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This song is awesome. Lindsay Lohan is the sheet
wow i love when they get back into shape after rehab
Jeremy lesser pics like this please will suit me fine~~~
AWFUL. She's just awful.
Good God Almighty. Someone make her stop!
OH MY…HA HA HA HA HA YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!
WHO cares about that cunt. BUT Perez…. How much weight have you lost??? You LOOK HOT!!!! You are my inspiration!! KEEP up the GOOD WORK!
Re: {{{ it haz 2/b hillary◘♥♥◘}}} – I'm sure she hates you too!!
she cannot sing…another mediocre singer… I mean Rihanna, Beyonce, and Britney are mediocre singers but not as mediocre or fucked up like this skank!! the bitch cannot sing… it sounds more like she is reading the lyrics vs singing them. She is disgusting. ugh!!! the song, the voice, the style— everything is bad!!!!
Well, shit I can talk and rhyme too! Where's my damned record deal????
at least its not a BOT and its actually her
sounds like every other madonna, britney, paula, paris crap song out now.
how about a little originality, people?
The unfortunate part is that her video directors will drop half a million on a video so that MTV and Muchmusic will be all over it. It'll probably get tons of airtime, which it obviously doesn't deserve, and will come in somewhere on the weekly top 10 radio lists. Good ol' new Hollywood. Nothin' can beat it!! It's still terrible
I hate it, i hate her!
as a musician i find this song sooooooooooooooo fucking awful!!!!!!!! she should stick to acting.
Its not horrible, but why do actresses think they should sing and singers think they should act? In some cases it works (Jaime Fox, J Lo) but is rarely a success……..
o h my gosh. she needs to just retire from the entertainment business altogether!!!!! i wanted to shoot myself.
HAHAHA oh my god. she needs to take her skanky, has-been, no talented-ASS back to long island where she belongs. what a worthless piece of shit.
its pretty bad….why does a studio keep letting her sing?
oh common you guys. I am absolutely not a Lohan-fan but this song is pretty cool. If it were Madonna singing or someone that Perez deems as 'a good celebrety' then the headline would have been different and all you guys would be saying what a kick ass song it is. Stop being such sheep to popular opinion and learn to think for yourselves instead of letting mainstream media decide what you should think.
what a fucking loser… this is the worst song ever.. she can't even sing it sounds like she's holding her nose… worst song ever……………………
ps kelis rip off on the title!
horrid.
lalalala……lalalala…….so creative
lindsay rivals Heidi MONTAG in the skanky, no-talented music department. Don't they get embarrassed by how BAD they are. I guess their egos are so big that they don't give a shit if everyone thinks they're a joke.
Song Sux and why is there no coke on the mirror she is laying on? You know it was on there at some point!
she really sucks..at first i thought it was a joke.
It has the potential to be a good song if someone else were singing it…Lindsay Lphan should just stop trying to sing. Actors/ actresses should just stick to acting, Lindsay Lohan should stick to rehab, and someone should just remix this song to make it at least passable.
The picture in the video made it worse too.
… and her manly singing voice.
I love the picture of her posing on a mirror that she probably just did 6 lines off of.
Nice picture to go with the video…she must have snorted a few lines off of it before she sang this God Awful song! She does sound NASALY! And did she write it herself when she was 12? HATE IT!
i just threw up a bit in my mouth…
Yeah…this sucks bad time. I am just asking, who the fuck spent the money to record it?
She should re-evaluate her life…it seems to suck big time. At some point you need to realise you are a has been. Maybe she should just get married to some rich loser and get it done and over with.
LOVE IT AND LOVE LINDSAY! AMAZING
This is the worst song I've ever heard. She sounds just a little slutty.
wow it really sucks
haha - that song is the worst
she and heidi montag should duet together!
I kinda like it. I have heard way worse from so called singers out there that actually do this for a living!!
I'm tried of celebrity's singingtalking. Blah.
OMG!!!!!! That was awful! I couldn't make it all the way through, only for just under a min. The terrible thing is she'll probable get lots of airplay.
UGH!!!!! This may be the worst song EVER!!!!!!!!!!
i actually like it i dont love it but its good and its not complete you have said this things about others songs and you were wrong and if you hate lindsay i thnk you put her a lot of attention apart from that i think music is like so bad right now the only things that i have heard that can be near to exelent its britney spears album and give it 2 me of madonna so dont ask to much
it's ok, if the album it was on had some hits, this'd be passable, but it's not a hit in itself, especially given what she's up against (people want her to fuck up).
someone commented on youtube, took the words right out my mouth -she looks like she just did a bunch of coke off that mirror she's posing on - ill-judged move!
she should take a break, work on her acting, and stop trying to be so sexy, it's not working for her, and it isn't gonna lead to a lasting career!
Sorry but I actually liked it.
Yeah, I got 10 seconds into it and couldn't listen to anymore. Her voice isn't bad, just the song.
this has to be a fuckin' joke. she isn't a singer or a performer she is a rehab junkie. she should stick to rehab that is what she does best.
i don't even wanna hear it with all the bad comments… it mus be beyond awful.
Horrible!!!!!!
I like it……
Re: Madonna – i totally agree
i like the song
ew.
I agree with nix. why is she doing this!? make her stop please!
Britney esq rip off…she's so flat and the song is baaad!
She is an actress, leave the singing to BRIT!
Thats so bad.. What is she thinking?
i hate her
This song is actually pretty good. If it was from Robyn or Girls Aloud you would love it.
Stop hating on Lindsay
That doesn't sound very good…sounds like she is just talking not really singing…
This song is horrible… its not even worth me downloading. I give it 0.5/5. lol
DREDFUL!!!
I liked that 'Rumors' song of hers, but this was just painful to listen to. It's time for her to retire & go away for good. They must have hired a better singer for 'Rumors'.
Ooooooooooooooo. I am feeling that pang of embarrassment for someone when you see them doing something really stupid or bad and they don't know it.
Ok so this just proves that WE COULD ALL HAVE SINGING CAREERS…..
WHY THE FUCK IS THIS GIRL SINGING……I SHOULD COME OUT W/ MY OWN ALBUM
I loved her last 2 albums an this song would probably be better, if it were higher quality. I bet it's just a demo anyways. We'll hear the final version later and it'll probably be a lot better. I
she should stick to doing what she does best…drugs…la la la la,la la la la…i'm just a little bossy….barf….
this is horrible! Seems like whatever this coke head touches turns to crap these days! Hope she doesn't ruin the show ugly Betty too! I also blame the poeple that work with her and allow her to out the garbage out! What are they thinking!