SIGHting

Filed under: Canadialand

Spotted: Puck slut Elisha Cuthbert and new boyfriend, hockey player Dion Phaneuf, frolicking in the beach together Hawaii on Monday.

    Posted: May 6, 2008 at 9:45 am / Email this  »

    84 comments to “SIGHting”

    1. Ananymous (SP?) says – reply to this


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      1st!
      Ugh. That is a sigh.

    2. Rymaki says – reply to this


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      Who cares

    3. ir8ss6 says – reply to this


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      ggg

    4. first says – reply to this


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      first

    5. Agatha says – reply to this


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      Eugh

    6. jellyanna says – reply to this


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      1st!

    7. Bri says – reply to this


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      YAWN

    8. Kirsten says – reply to this


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      Where's Britney Perez? Aren't you allowed to talk about her either?

    9. T in Canada says – reply to this


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      She is such a PUCK!! I can't believe Dion fell for her. Maybe everyone in the NHL will get to try her out. Way to make Canada proud!!

    10. jells says – reply to this


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      2nd!

    11. Araminta says – reply to this


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      13th? 7th?

    12. Knobby says – reply to this


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      To quote the great Steve Langford "Who gives a shit who gives a Fuck!"

    13. mmmm says – reply to this


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      puck bunny

    14. didi says – reply to this


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      wasent she fuckin mike komisarek like a week ago ???

    15. sally stir-ups says – reply to this


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      Seriously? Dion? he's such a douche.

    16. kim says – reply to this


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      She used to be Sean Avery's of the NY Rangers girlfriend

    17. jennifer n says – reply to this


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      whatever, who?

    18. sisi says – reply to this


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      perez u are the biggest idiot.

    19. Sarah LLLL says – reply to this


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      WOOT WOOT CANADA MANG

    20. CANADIAN GILRS LOVE HOCKEY PLAYERS! says – reply to this


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      see perez. you need to realize that being a puck bunnies is bred into us canadian girls… so really it isn't her fault. You know you want that hockey, bubble butt hockey boy.

    21. Yoo says – reply to this


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      Amazing couple!!

    22. Jessica says – reply to this


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      I live in Calgary and they were both in my little store in the mall together!

    23. Michelle says – reply to this


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      What a lucky bitch. Dion is an AMAZING hockey player - Go FLAMES!!

    24. M says – reply to this


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      The term you're looking for is puck bunny, and no not all canadian girls love hockey players.

    25. Donna Martin says – reply to this


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      She is Canadian - we love hockey players!

    26. marie says – reply to this


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      Well now I'm confuse….I heard she was dating Mike Komisarek(Montreal canadiens)…I totally agree, what a puck slot…I suppose that's the way to go when your career is going nowhere!!!

    27. leesh says – reply to this


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      listen!…….. us Canadian bitches like Hockey players—it's in our blood. Elisha is just following her natural canadian path…..

    28. leesha says – reply to this


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      ANDDDDDDD……we refer to it as "puck bunny" not "puck slut"—-

    29. CanadianGal says – reply to this


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      the term is puck bunny

    30. shoegirl says – reply to this


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      They're actually referred to as "puck bunnies" . . .

    31. julia says – reply to this


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      i would so date a hockey player…and i am american!!

    32. she is dating him??? says – reply to this


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      Shut up? That's who she's dating? That guy gets in so many fights and never wins. She could kick his ass. That's so funny. Why couldn't she be one of the cool ones? She's got to hang out with Paris and only date hockey players. Lame.

    33. coco says – reply to this


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      OMMG!!
      you said puck slut!! I LOVE YOU!!
      canadianland is FULL of icky gross puck sluts

    34. dion is a caveman says – reply to this


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      Maybe shell get cro-magnon man a bigger helmet. FLAMERS SUCK.

    35. tony says – reply to this


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      theyre not called puck sluts. theyre called puck fucks

    36. Katie says – reply to this


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      What a douche.. I went to fucking high school with Dion.. What a looser, he was the MOST annoying person ever..
      I CANNOT believe that he is even Perez news worthy.. for shame..
      FLAMES SUCK ASS!!!!

    37. SJ Sharks says – reply to this


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      She just jumps from one player to another doesn't she??? What a puck bunny. Cant wait to see who's after "The Dion"!! HAHAHA

    38. Yasmine says – reply to this


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      i love dion phaneuf, but why her?
      lol im so excited you mentioned something to do with calgary!!!–

      i hope she doesnt stick with him and mess up the flames next season the way they say jessica simpsom did to tony romos team lol

    39. sktoonchk says – reply to this


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      I thought they were just called PUCKS because a PUCK is what a hockey player scores with..that and his *ahem* "stick".

    40. Sara says – reply to this


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      All together now…

      Dion Phaneuf da da na na na Dion Phaneuf da da na na

    41. fin says – reply to this


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      they've been dating for quite a while…pretty sure since before christmas!! maybe you should come to canada more often and you would know these things. good effort, work on your follow through

    42. Ashley says – reply to this


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      Dion is a P-I-G. He goes to the bar almost every night and drops the line "do you know who I am".

    43. Squiggles says – reply to this


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      No Dion! WHY!!!!! He could do so much better…

    44. Anne says – reply to this


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      That girl is boning her way through the NHL. Phaneuf isn't even that good looking, either. She pucks fug hockey players. Sean Avery? Gross.

    45. B says – reply to this


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      The funny thing is, he isn't that into her. My boyfriend played for Team Canada with him, and we were talking about it and apparently he has already cheated. He thinks it's funny that she bounces around from hockey player to hockey player. She better just stay away from my man.

    46. Misogynist Speak says – reply to this


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      Enough of your misogynistic language Perez! "Puck slut"?, now why must you always refer to women in the most indecent of terms?

    47. YM says – reply to this


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      I also happened to go to highschool with Mr. Phaneuf. Whats the saddest about this is that not 5 months ago he was engaged to be married to a girl from his home town named Lindsay! Poor girl! He literally left her for Avery's leftovers!!! Whats the funniest about this is Perez's use of PUCKSLUT. Love it!

    48. kandyxox says – reply to this


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      From a Canadian girl, not ALLLL Canadian girls like hockey players. . . . Most of them are scuzzy slimeballs!! As for Dion Phaneuf, what a tool he is!! Ive met him on numerous occasions and WOW does he ever have a BIG head, not literally, but he is sooooo full of himself!! Def one of the biggest losers I have ever met!! She could do WAYYYYYY better!!

    49. emily says – reply to this


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      He lives near my house
      I see her sometimes.
      She's weird lol

    50. spidereyes says – reply to this


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      nice name perez, but in canada it is also referred to as puck fuck! probably most appropriate too!

    51. ..... says – reply to this


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      awww they've had tons of time together since the flames got out of the playoffs… how nice for them.

    52. Michigangirl says – reply to this


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      Being from Michigan….the correct term is "Puck F*ck".
      Not Puck Slut :)

    53. AMANDA says – reply to this


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      The correct term is puck bunny…

    54. corcor says – reply to this


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      It's PUCK FUCK! not puck slut

    55. jksdfhsdjk says – reply to this


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      OMG! DION PHANEUFF IS MY HOMEBOY
      he plays for the calgary flames.
      that's my city, my team
      elisha cuthbert is also from calgary!
      this is sooooo cool
      best story i've ever read on perez

    56. YEAH CALGARY says – reply to this


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      i'm so excited that this is a CALGARY story! I think dion is hot, but i saw him at a bar a little while ago and he was kind of a jerk. GO FLAMES (next year)!

    57. Sens Baby! says – reply to this


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      Re: B
      that's really cool that your boyfriend plays for team Canada
      if you don't mind me asking,
      which one's your boyfriend?

    58. no says – reply to this


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      She's a slut because she dated two guys who play hockey? Elisha is hot! She is NOT a slut.

      She's a slut because she dated two guys who play hockey? Elisha is hot! She is NOT a slut.

      She's a slut because she dated two guys who play hockey? Elisha is hot! She is NOT a slut.

      She's a slut because she dated two guys who play hockey? Elisha is hot! She is NOT a slut.

      She's a slut because she dated two guys who play hockey? Elisha is hot! She is NOT a slut.

      She's a slut because she dated two guys who play hockey? Elisha is hot! She is NOT a slut.

      She's a slut because she dated two guys who play hockey? Elisha is hot! She is NOT a slut.

    59. okok says – reply to this


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      She's a slut because she dated two guys who play hockey? Elisha is hot! She is NOT a slut.

      She's a slut because she dated two guys who play hockey? Elisha is hot! She is NOT a slut.

      She's a slut because she dated two guys who play hockey? Elisha is hot! She is NOT a slut.

      She's a slut because she dated two guys who play hockey? Elisha is hot! She is NOT a slut.

      She's a slut because she dated two guys who play hockey? Elisha is hot! She is NOT a slut.

      She's a slut because she dated two guys who play hockey? Elisha is hot! She is NOT a slut.

      She's a slut because she dated two guys who play hockey? Elisha is hot! She is NOT a slut.

    60. iuiu says – reply to this


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      She's a slut because she dated two guys who play hockey? Elisha is hot! She is NOT a slut.

      She's a slut because she dated two guys who play hockey? Elisha is hot! She is NOT a slut.

      She's a slut because she dated two guys who play hockey? Elisha is hot! She is NOT a slut.

      She's a slut because she dated two guys who play hockey? Elisha is hot! She is NOT a slut.

      She's a slut because she dated two guys who play hockey? Elisha is hot! She is NOT a slut.

      She's a slut because she dated two guys who play hockey? Elisha is hot! She is NOT a slut.

      She's a slut because she dated two guys who play hockey? Elisha is hot! She is NOT a slut.

    61. iuy8y says – reply to this


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      She's a slut because she dated two guys who play hockey? Elisha is hot! She is NOT a slut.

      She's a slut because she dated two guys who play hockey? Elisha is hot! She is NOT a slut.

      She's a slut because she dated two guys who play hockey? Elisha is hot! She is NOT a slut.

      She's a slut because she dated two guys who play hockey? Elisha is hot! She is NOT a slut.

      She's a slut because she dated two guys who play hockey? Elisha is hot! She is NOT a slut.

      She's a slut because she dated two guys who play hockey? Elisha is hot! She is NOT a slut.

      She's a slut because she dated two guys who play hockey? Elisha is hot! She is NOT a slut.

    62. lolhd says – reply to this


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      She's a slut because she dated two guys who play hockey? Elisha is hot! She is NOT a slut.

      She's a slut because she dated two guys who play hockey? Elisha is hot! She is NOT a slut.

      She's a slut because she dated two guys who play hockey? Elisha is hot! She is NOT a slut.

      She's a slut because she dated two guys who play hockey? Elisha is hot! She is NOT a slut.

      She's a slut because she dated two guys who play hockey? Elisha is hot! She is NOT a slut.

      She's a slut because she dated two guys who play hockey? Elisha is hot! She is NOT a slut.

      She's a slut because she dated two guys who play hockey? Elisha is hot! She is NOT a slut.

    63. oioioi says – reply to this


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      She's a slut because she dated two guys who play hockey? Elisha is hot! She is NOT a slut.

      She's a slut because she dated two guys who play hockey? Elisha is hot! She is NOT a slut.

      She's a slut because she dated two guys who play hockey? Elisha is hot! She is NOT a slut.

      She's a slut because she dated two guys who play hockey? Elisha is hot! She is NOT a slut.

      She's a slut because she dated two guys who play hockey? Elisha is hot! She is NOT a slut.

      She's a slut because she dated two guys who play hockey? Elisha is hot! She is NOT a slut.

      She's a slut because she dated two guys who play hockey? Elisha is hot! She is NOT a slut.

    64. iuiuouiouiou says – reply to this


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      She's a slut because she dated two guys who play hockey? Elisha is hot! She is NOT a slut.

      She's a slut because she dated two guys who play hockey? Elisha is hot! She is NOT a slut.

      She's a slut because she dated two guys who play hockey? Elisha is hot! She is NOT a slut.

      She's a slut because she dated two guys who play hockey? Elisha is hot! She is NOT a slut.

      She's a slut because she dated two guys who play hockey? Elisha is hot! She is NOT a slut.

      She's a slut because she dated two guys who play hockey? Elisha is hot! She is NOT a slut.

      She's a slut because she dated two guys who play hockey? Elisha is hot! She is NOT a slut.

    65. kkijij says – reply to this


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      She's a slut because she dated two guys who play hockey? Elisha is hot! She is NOT a slut.

      She's a slut because she dated two guys who play hockey? Elisha is hot! She is NOT a slut.

      She's a slut because she dated two guys who play hockey? Elisha is hot! She is NOT a slut.

      She's a slut because she dated two guys who play hockey? Elisha is hot! She is NOT a slut.

      She's a slut because she dated two guys who play hockey? Elisha is hot! She is NOT a slut.

      She's a slut because she dated two guys who play hockey? Elisha is hot! She is NOT a slut.

      She's a slut because she dated two guys who play hockey? Elisha is hot! She is NOT a slut.

    66. puck slut says – reply to this


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      another canadian bashed by this piece of shit.. your mom must be so proud of her cum guzzling son

    67. Kari says – reply to this


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      Re: Jessica

      hey jessica im from calgary too! where do you work?!
      i cant believe . . . from what i have heard dion gets around as well lol!

    68. chlyn says – reply to this


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      Note to self: Must find a way to work "puck slut" into conversations.

    69. Stacie says – reply to this


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      I HATE ELISHA WITH A PASSION EVER SINCE HER DAYS ON POPULAR MECHANICS FOR KIDS SHE'S RUBBED ME THE WRONG WAY!! DON'T WORRY ALL YOU PHANEUF LOVERS THEY WON'T LAST BECAUSE SHE'LL FIND ANOTHER HOCKEY PLAYER AND ANOTHER…HUGEST PUCK BUNNY EVER!!!

    70. Ellie says – reply to this


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      PHANEUF??? Thats just gross, he looks like a caveman. Sean Avery was better looking by far ……. (but still nasty)!

    71. MtlGrl says – reply to this


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      so, that means Mike Komisarek is now single?? …. *drool*

    72. devilgirl says – reply to this


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      Why is she a puck slut and Hilary Duff isn't?
      At least Elisha is Canadian and knows hockey. She writes a blog about it for Chrissakes.

    73. katie g says – reply to this


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      He's one scary dude.

    74. stardollface says – reply to this


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      Take it from a girl who went to a hockey school - the term is puck fuck. It rhymes. Duh. Say it with me: puck. fuck. Very good…

    75. Erin says – reply to this


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      Ugh seriously? She's really not that pretty. Good body, but not a pretty face.

      To all of you saying "It's puck bunny, not puck slut….etc" what the fuck ever. She's a hockey whore. Use whatever term you want.

      To all of you saying "Dion sucks" Ha! One of the best defencemen in the NHL right now.

      To all of you saying "Dion could've done so much better" He'd be hotter if his personality wasn't shit. They go perfect together. Both egotistical.

    76. caroline says – reply to this


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      i love dion phaneuf

    77. dionsgf says – reply to this


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      oh man cant breathe…i looooooove phaneuf

    78. kat says – reply to this


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      really?
      awesome!

    79. mrs. matthew lombardi says – reply to this


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      Re: SJ Sharks – can i just say. you made my day by refering to our boy as 'the dion' me and my other flame loving friend get such a kick out of calling him this for some reason. coz he's the man on the ice. but in reality. he's a loser. simple as that. fuckin douchebag he is. saw him at a flames charity banquet i was working at. made eye contact and felt like i had been eye-raped. dirtiest feeling ever. but i love him just the same. awkward

    80. maggie says – reply to this


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      matthew lombardi is way way hotter
      dion is good hockey player but not so pretty
      he looks like one of those statues of Easter Island
      if you don't know what that is look it up lol

    81. lexi says – reply to this


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      she should get back with avery since they're both ugly and suck at life

      phaneuf's too good looking for her
      and he's a great hockey player- best on calgary besides iginla

    82. jules says – reply to this


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      Re: fin

      Actually, they've only been dating since about the end of March.
      Nice try though, sweetie.

    83. K says – reply to this


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      Saw them Sat. nite at Grand Wailea, having a drink at the lounge bar. I think she's lost weight AGAIN.. *sigh*. Totally done up, but not too much, I actually liked her dress/tunic. Drawing quite a bit of attention. Phaneuf….ick. 99% of those guys cheat on their gfs/wives when on the road, I can only imagine the diseases going around…ewwww. Anyways, they were cuddling and stuff, looked pretty happy together.

    84. Christina says – reply to this


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      A few players and she'll have been through the whole NHL.
      Dion deserves someone better