We Bow Down

OMG! This is beyond amazing.

Tilda Swindon took the one and only Justin Bond as her date to the Costume Institute Gala at The Metropolitan Museum of Art in NYC on Monday night.

That makes her fugly dress instantly hot!!!!!!

Do you know how insanely ferosh it is that she took Justin???

If you have yet to discover Bond's genius, then CLICK HERE!

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: May 6, 2008 at 12:56 am / Email this »

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Dani says – reply to this

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First !!!!
ugly
ryan says – reply to this

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fuggers.
Ruben says – reply to this

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Douchbags! Unconformists!
ashley says – reply to this

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not first. gahhh
Disturbed says – reply to this

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Perez just because someone is gay, you gush over them and automatically let atrocities like this off the hook and even go so far as to call them hot - YOU ARE AN IDIOT!
That dress is HIDEOUS! It looks like someone a 90 year old woman would wear!

Can't you get off your gay soap box for 20 seconds?
You are actually making it lame to be gay.
becky says – reply to this

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My God! Who CARES?
ameri says – reply to this

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FREAKS!!!! Both of them
RADICAL QUEEN says – reply to this

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DID TILDA BORROW THAT DRESS FROM OUR SISTER QUEEN ELIZABETH ??? IT SURE LOOKS LIKE IT.
becky says – reply to this

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FREAKS indeed. My God!
Mommkf says – reply to this

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I thought it was Princess Anne. (Not a good thing)
Jackie says – reply to this

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Is that a guy??? What a couple of freaks.
Tish says – reply to this

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Are these both men? I am so confused.
MemEEs says – reply to this

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I lOVE THIS,
Thanks perez, I'm so sick of seeing half naked brightly colored cocatoo's in dresses. Its time to see something else worth knowing about.
david says – reply to this

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That's so exciting and makes me love Tilda at least 20 times more!! Justin Bond puts on the fiercest show in NYC and would made a perfect date. Awesome!! Love them!!
vera says – reply to this

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It's Tilda SwinTon not Tilda SwinDon…dumbass
SWSG says – reply to this

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Ummm….Lacey McGee on the right looks like she's 70-something going to a small town gala in Vermont. Please tell me how this is ferosh?? Androgyny is so EVERY season - each season someone is squealing about how "fresh" the androgynous look is, puhleez - this look has been done for centuries. Get over it, Perez!!!
Susan says – reply to this

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Oh come on Perez. Justin Bond is a talentless freak whose only claim to fame is his gender bending. Don't lets just support people and gush over their talent even if they don't have any just because they are gay. That would be waste of good bandwidth and it sullies your wonderful and witty tome.
anthony says – reply to this

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Justin Bond is friggin brilliant. Kiki (and Herb) ignited the scene when they got popular. So fun, so self deprecating and Tilda knows how to have a great, smart time. HOT!
Carla says – reply to this

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Are you kidding me? You guys are tring to be WAY too cool for your own good!! You Dis Janet & Others , Yet you say THESE two look good? HELLO…You are trying too hard & Hollywood has obviously altered your thinking! Get it together!
mariposa says – reply to this

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Whatever Perez, who are these people, male- female as females?? Who fucking cares?? Are they going to make gas cheaper??So, I rather looked at your new bike!!
Jon says – reply to this

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Tilda loks like shit as usual hat looks like a grandma dress.. Perez you obviosly kow nothing about fashion if you think Victoria Beckham looks bad when she looks fierce
give it a rest says – reply to this

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OMFG…..get new contacts you stupid no class or taste fag, shes fugly!!!!
Regan says – reply to this

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Tilda Swindon is just quite simply the ugliest woman in the film industry. Period. you could put the fiercest dress in the world on her and it wouldn't help in the least. Shiteously Ugly.
TBH says – reply to this

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Is she supposed to be his mother or his tranny father? I'm guessing father because only old trannies with Zero style would wear that crap
jen says – reply to this

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this should go under the heading "icky icky poo" GROSS!
eve says – reply to this

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you have done something completely wrong - as a woman - when your gay date looks much better than you! She looks really bad, and has nothing to do if she is ugly or beautiful. But he, jeez, he looks so cool, so elegant. pretty cool!
WHATEVER says – reply to this

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What the fuck?? that's a BOY??? Tilda looks like pure shit. Gross.
Jeff says – reply to this

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I have this funny feeling that dude on the left might be GAY!! Come on Perez OUT him and just break the exclusive story like when Castro died before!! Perez this site has been so watered down lately it sucks! Like describing how there are pictures of mischca fartone with cottage cheese ass!!! that is weak spend some efffing $$$ and buy the pics like everyone else and post it!!! We know you have made alot of $$ from this site dude!
WONDER TWIN says – reply to this

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CLEARLY NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT JUSTIN BOND….THIS POST ONLY GOT 28 REPLIES….HAHAHAHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAAHAH
Shannon (Vancouver, BC) says – reply to this

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I LOVE Tilda Swindon !!!!!

Even if she had her dress made from my grama's curtains. Atleast the dress will take 100,000 to begin to biodegrade. I just hope she stays away from any open flames. Oops… she brought one as her date. But he's flaming cool- that's way different.
formulaic says – reply to this

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justin bond is a hack, it's the man behind the piano that is the genius.
Drew says – reply to this

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KIKI + HERB 4 EVER!!! Tilda Swinton is awesome, and I usually don't like a lot of your articles, but thanks for posting some underdogs among the same old rich and talentless.
sam-n-ella says – reply to this

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this is interesting, not like that usual crap you put up.
RicardoM says – reply to this

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beyond amazing for stupidity wearing this kinda clothing.
lakevubud says – reply to this

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Tilda Swinson looks like the 65 yr old horsefaced Princess Anne.
FUG!
haha says – reply to this

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Haha that dress is terrible. And they both look terrible. It's probably because they're big lesbians.
Master B says – reply to this

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Beyond cool!
Justin is an amazing artist, Tilda rulez for bringing him…
On the other hand, its all normal for intelligent and talented people to hang.
HighEnd Glam in da house!!!!!!
Nosferartooo says – reply to this

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Oh Tilda - she does so like to do a Bowie now and again… bless her.

Amazing.
me says – reply to this

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she looks like princess margaret==not hot
The World Makes Sense Again says – reply to this

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Now I understand! They are both MEN! Tilda is actually a gender confused tranny with bad tasteand the inability to apply make-up .
McLau says – reply to this

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HAHAHA! Ziggy Stardust in tha house!
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00001OH7Q.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
Jackie says – reply to this

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Justin Bond is amazing. If anyone has ever seen the movie Shortbus, they'd know just how truly talented he is.
Aussiejane says – reply to this

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They look like store dummies.
charlotte#1 says – reply to this

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No Perez. Nothing could make THAT DRESS look hot.
marq says – reply to this

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once again you prove that you're a freking idiot!!!! You clearly insult Victoria Beckham for not weraing a dress that YOU could fit into and applaud a woman that looks like someone dressed and did her makeup before they closed the coffin. and her date, a freak of nature…..this is hot to you? CREEP!
Tilda fan says – reply to this

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I enjoy Tilda's apathy for fitting the cookie cutter mold of societal norms. She does what she wants and feels comfortable to her. She couldn't be bothered to care about whether or not how she comports herself and lives her life meets with your approval. That kind of confidence is attractive on anyone. She's wonderfully esoteric. There is something interesting and magnetic about a person who lives their lives on their own unique terms. She seems like a lot of fun. Fuck anyone who doesn't appreciate her abstract beauty and atypical persona. Vive la belle-laide!
SO LAME says – reply to this

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Perez, you are such a freakin knob. These two are damn freaks and GENIUS???? What is the hell is so genius about being gay?? The heshe sounds like and idiot. I am really starting to get embarrassed for you. This "celebrity" gossip site is getting pathetic. I'm thinkin your ten minutes of fame is almost up buddy. Much better gossip sites out there as I have found out. You have banned talking about so many celebrities that you are scraping the bottom of the barrel with all this shit you have been putting on. Seriously…who cares!!!
isabelle says – reply to this

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I SO FUCKING AGREEEEEEE WITH NO 5!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET OFF YOUR GAY SOAP BOX!!!! NOT EVERY GAY BUTTMUNCHER IS COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND THE JUSTIN GUY SEEMS EVERYTHING BUT NICE!!! he looks like if you say something nice to him he”ll tell you to fuck off coz YOU"RE NOT GAY!!!
Tilda fan says – reply to this

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The difference between Tilda and Victoria Beckam - which explains why what Vicky wore is ugly and what Tilda wore is fabulous - is that Vicky clearly cares too much and even constantly obsesses about how she will be perceived and judged by the public. Vicky tries soooooo hard, to the point of depriving herself comfort and sustenance, and, yet, she ultimately still fails to look flawless. Whereas Tilda doesn't try at all. She'll raid her granny's closet or throw on the first curtain she comes across, and goes to the chi-chi, mucky-muck Hollywood events. She works the room with her cheeky sense of humor and probably enjoys the fact that nobody there gets her. She's enigmatic.
mad joe says – reply to this

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It reminded me to Startrek. Unbearable to see.
Esmeralda says – reply to this

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I think Justin's bit on YouTube shows Karoake at its worst.
Anna says – reply to this

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Which one's the tranny? My eyes are bleeding from looking at this pic… Bunch of FREAKS!!!
lil k says – reply to this

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I've seen Tilda in person. Attractive in an offbeat way. But in this photo, she looks like a mannequin!
Joe Blow says – reply to this

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They look like the unpopular lesbo couple that gets barred from the prom.
Fugly Wugly says – reply to this

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Princess Anne, is that you?
doucehnozzle says – reply to this

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Re: formulaic – Oh Kenny, cut that out!
Real Classy (NOT) says – reply to this

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Wtf Perez… This is getting really old ok. You diss all the classy ladies (and gents) who are wearing absolutely stunning clothes, and compliment these freaks? just because they are gay? Wipe the cum out of your eyes and take another look at them. Fuck that makes me mad. Does anyone else see my point here?
douchenozzle says – reply to this

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Re: isabelle – Dear Isabelle, if you are not gay then you MOST DEFINITELY should FUCK OFF. You ignorant straight people think you've got it going on because there are more of you. That's a shitty rationale for your self-confident gay bashing. Again, Fuck Off, Isabelle.
Fuck Off, Isabelle
Fuck Off, Isabelle
Fuck Off, Isabelle
Fuck Off, Isabelle
Fuck Off, Isabelle
I-feel-sick says – reply to this

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I am actually nautious. Is that a man or a women to the left? In a way I try so hard to accept people for who they are, but how can I stop the feeling of nausea. Dudes with make-up barf! Chicks with beards barf! Sorry!
m says – reply to this

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and why should we be impressed? just another flamboyant gay- they are common.
to the straight girls says – reply to this

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Some of you straight girls seem VERY much into taking any opportunity to gay bash. Perez, for all his fatheadedness and bad choices in life, supports gay people when he can. So what? When the women's movement came around, sisters were only too happy to support other sisters, no matter what. You could say the same for blacks who vote for Obama just because he is black. So what's your beef with the gays? They look better? Dress better? Steal your three-beers away-from-gay BF and fuck him better than you ever dreamed of doing? You just want a safe excuse to fag bash. You dried up old FISH! Get a Pocket Rocket positioned on your clits and SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Class says – reply to this

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She is an alien from another planet. She would be great in a revival of 3rd rock.
Lisa says – reply to this

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Perez I have always liked you, but I think that is worst dressed. Just
cause they are gay does not make them look good.
Anon says – reply to this

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Sorry, Perez. That dress looks exactly like my Granny's old lace tablecloth!!! It is SO fifties!
marc says – reply to this

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So,…according to you, Claire Danes looks bad, and this (i don't even know what to call it) freakshow is hot ???

Are you fucking blind or just retarded?
Disturbed says – reply to this

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To those 3 of you that seem to think this dress rocks and we are just gay bashing for calling Perez a douche for his 'gushing' over this - maybe you should get your head out of your ass and pay attention - if you notice, this picture is captioned "WE BOW DOWN".
It also says because of her friggin date, "That makes her FUGLY dress instantly hot!!!!!!"
Now if you are going to decide a woman's dress at a COSTUME gala is hot because of who she brings as a date - how is that not being biased, and just because of her sexuality?
Yet we tell Perez to quit this garbage and we are gay bashing.
Idiots.
It just proves that anything "gay" is A O.K. with Perez, but as you can see, tons of stars that looked classy or beautiful were shot down and dissed.
Perez is SO biased over this, but it's ok, we cant say anything about it because it would be 'gay bashing' - well thats BS.
Now F off.
m says – reply to this

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thats a man?
gg says – reply to this

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just another fucking queer !!!!!!!!! nasty !!!!!!!!!!
auds says – reply to this

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sorry perez but it's pretty clear you have NO IDEA about anything fashion sense wise. their outfits are absolutely AWFUL, HIDEOUS!! and many of the people you downed on looked great.
Kelly says – reply to this

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Tilda Swinton way overestimates her looks.
Jerkygirl says – reply to this

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Stop complimenting people just because:
1) They are gay
2) They hang with gays
3) They are loved by the gay community

Being gay or a fag hag does not make them hot or cool! Stop being prejudiced! Be consistent! If you like a certain look, then it should look cool on EVERYONE!

By the way Posh kicks the White Witch's ass on this fashion runway!
Sick of all of this straight bashing says – reply to this

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Re: douchenozzle –

If you guys keep this shit up, Perez will soon be known as just another gay website. You're not helping him at all by bashing his straight fans and readers. We love you guys, but we're getting tired of the gay overload as of lately. We do not come here for gay info, we come here for celebrity info. Perez, if you want this to be a gay website, then say so!
Elsa says – reply to this

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Re: to the straight girls –

Oh shut the fuck up, your comment is so nasty in numerous ways. There are plenty of straight girls on this website who have total love and admiration for gays. I don't know any of us who are "jealous" or whatever by gay men. We come here because we love Perez and support his website. But, people like you are really starting to turn straight viewers away. Why feel the need to pick out one segment of viewers and bash them? DO you know how many straight people, especially women, frequent this site? Stop messing things up for Perez like this!
Lulu83 says – reply to this

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I LOVE TILDA SWINTON (sorry Perez, its spelled swinTon, still love you though!)!!! She is so amazing, and her look is so unique, her face is very striking and…well she is amazing! You all saw The Chronicles of Narnia!? She was the white witch. She was also in Constantine, she played Gabriel. But was also in countless films. She won the oscar best supporting actress this year! GO GIRL!!!
mya says – reply to this

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i like the dress. the hair and make-up, nope.
Bored says – reply to this

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Just because someone is gay does not mean they are 'ferosh'. That would be the equivalent of me thinking every white girl it totally hot, ummm, a lot of them aren't. The dress was ugly, the suit was ugly, neither of those women is attractive. Get over it.
gag says – reply to this

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which one is the girl. gag. they're the worst.
Steph says – reply to this

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OMG I LOVE JUSTIN. KIKI & HERB 4EVER
Jeff says – reply to this

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Perez, WTF all of these comments are right…you're an idoit! They don't look good. Do one cares…gay, straight, whatever….post something people are interested in.
BIG BROTHER says – reply to this

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SO WHICH ONE IS THE FEMALE?
Sachin007 says – reply to this

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I will have to sleep with my light in tonight……they are very scary.
Ryan says – reply to this

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This is disgusting!
prada bitches says – reply to this

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Tilda is wearing off the runway PRADA. She looks great.
Korrie says – reply to this

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I was so happy to see this! I love Justin Bond!!! Shortbus is just amazing!
Lindza says – reply to this

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Holy frig, they look like wax sculptures! Not even kidding.
Unique says – reply to this

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I'm sorry Perez that dress is a total EYE BURNER! Jesus could be standing next to her and she would still look like CRAP! Everything is just AWFUL!! LOL
dishy says – reply to this

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I honest to god thought they were wax figures. neither one of them looks human
sasa says – reply to this

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Tilda may be an Oscar winner (and just remember that hideous outfit!!!) but she is a fashion loser in every other way! She's ugly, she dresses ugly, she always has ugly hair and makeup, looks like an ugly man and brings ugly dates. Ugghhh!!
Tilda Swindon= david bowie says – reply to this

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Tilda Swindon= david bowie
Cassie says – reply to this

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Hon, you hated all of the women's fashions, but you dig this? I just don't know if the gala is the right place to pull something so–cool, but, out there.
Girlblue says – reply to this

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Granny is pissed that someone stole her drapes! That may be the ugliest dress ever!
dianel says – reply to this

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The odd couple
Judi says – reply to this

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Well shit. Is everyone from Shortbus all of a sudden on the fast track to fame?
Essatwork says – reply to this

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I doubt that Tilda has any taste in her mouth either.
abp says – reply to this

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sweet!
i love tilda swinton and justin bond.
this photo made me smile.
eccentric brilliance. hehe.
Nick says – reply to this

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Justin is a true talent–he is not ferosh because he is gay–he ferosh because he is a super talented entertainer. If you haven't seen him perform you just don't understand. Most of these comments are homophobic and ignorant.
Nick says – reply to this

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Justin is a true talent–he is not ferosh because he is gay–he is ferosh because he is a super talented entertainer. If you haven't seen him perform you just don't understand. Most of these comments are homophobic and ignorant.
Perez is ST8 says – reply to this

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Lezzies as mannequins. Gross. My dildo is flacid. Thanks ugly bean flickers.
confusiontown says – reply to this

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so confused…. why fall all over yourself for this "guy" who, despite his artistic talent, looks like a caricature of a total fag? I can't stand Posh - but you ragged all over her for what was somewhat of a classy outfit by her standards. And homewreck clare got a "if you are easily offended"????
Eat something girl. Youre getting ridonkulously cranky.
erica says – reply to this

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whats with the starfish on the dress?

i hate justin bond. no talent. none at all.

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