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Who Let The Hasbeen In???

Filed under: Fashion Smashion > Mischa Barton

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Somehow, Mushy Fartone got an invite to the Costume Institute Gala at The Metropolitan Museum of Art in NYC on Monday night.

She must have gone as someone's +1!

Thankfully, the former TV actress kept her cottage cheese thighs covered.

Unfortunately, she wore that hideous creation over her body!

[Image via WENN.]

91 comments to “Who Let The Hasbeen In???”

  1. ali says – reply to this


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    sexy

  2. leah says – reply to this


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    hum wired 2?

  3. Porterville CA says – reply to this


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    Yes that dress is awful.

  4. Stephani says – reply to this


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    Sick of this girl already… she looks like she's trying out for a part on Star Trek… the old ones of the 70s

  5. chloe says – reply to this


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    ew

  6. FAT COW says – reply to this


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    UGLY Cottage cheese ASS BAG

  7. shakara says – reply to this


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    ewwwww that dress is NASTY! at least it's covering her legs though!

  8. lade says – reply to this


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    wow you really hate her.

  9. sig says – reply to this


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    EW!!!!

  10. rachel says – reply to this


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    6th?? haha

  11. gjknr says – reply to this


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    love it. dont be hatin perez.

  12. Rachel says – reply to this


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    That is one cool outfit

  13. THAT'S SOME SCAREY SHIT says – reply to this


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    WOW, that dress is REALLY UGLY!

  14. FAT COW says – reply to this


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    UGLY COTTAGE CHEESE ASS HAG

  15. russo says – reply to this


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    Perez you're mean. Try being positive for a change. Don't you know that you take on the bad karma of others when you insult them? But when you complement them, you take on their good karma.

  16. You're so mean to her Perez says – reply to this


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    Poor Mischa!

  17. Chelsey says – reply to this


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    UGLY DRESS.

  18. jojo says – reply to this


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    FIRST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  19. rena says – reply to this


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    your mean. shes pretty

  20. eve says – reply to this


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    Perez you can exercise and eat right to loose weight, but there is nothing that you can do about cellulite. Once you've got it you cant do nothing about it. So how bought you tone down the cottage cheese talk. Cellulite sucks and guys can get it too. Maybe one day you might be unlucky enough to find it on your own ass or legs.

  21. Sammy says – reply to this


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    She looks HOTT don't hate

  22. You're an ass Perez! says – reply to this


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    A little heavy on the eyeliner there. Why so mean though Perez? Like you've got any room to talk.

  23. Odes to Perez says – reply to this


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    Ode to perez, with nothing nice to say
    He's leading the path, and leading us astray
    Don't you wonder why he hates a few so much?
    And if it's because they're "not playing" that he denies his midas touch?
    Could some people explain, why they "love Perez" as they do?
    Is there something I don't get, or is there something wrong with you?
    He doesn't "call things as they are", he's not honest or even funny.
    He's a bitter, sad, product of our time, insulting stars and our intellects for money.

  24. michelle says – reply to this


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    i seriously think she wore that ugly thing for attention

  25. g says – reply to this


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    HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA PEREZ YOURE SOO FUNNY!

  26. booger8 says – reply to this


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    her career is over

  27. Crosbyy says – reply to this


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    Perez, you need to fuck off. She didn't do anything to you and your thighs are probably lumpier than hers. so shut the fuck up.

  28. lyn says – reply to this


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    i dont like the dress, but its not right to talk about her thighs like that. shes got a gorgeous figure.

  29. mav says – reply to this


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    I don't understand why everyone is hating on Mischa Barton. She is a good actress, and was great in the O.C. Sure she hasn't had some big role lately, but I don't think thats a reason to diss her.
    GO Mischa!!!

  30. betty says – reply to this


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    HOMELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dress and her face!!!!!!!!!!

  31. She's A Sexy Moma says – reply to this


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    Well, she may be between jobs (remember that feeling oh Gross One?) but she looks real good.

  32. Julz says – reply to this


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    Why do they even put her in the media, she hasn't even done any shows or movies in how many years?

  33. anna says – reply to this


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    perez is a sexy motherfucker and can hate on this dumb ugly dressed bitch and her cottage cheese thighs all he wants

  34. Laura says – reply to this


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    Cottage cheese thighs???!!! I love you Perez, but why are you perpetuating the skinny stereotype. She could already use a bit more meat on her bones! Women with curves rock! Don't be an ass!

  35. liz says – reply to this


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    wow that dress is super ugly.

  36. LoliT@_HonDuRaS says – reply to this


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    HORRIBLE DRESS!!! Just like Amanda P. and Mary J.!!!

  37. Bill Shakespeare says – reply to this


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    Re: Odes to Perez
    *
    You got it right man, Perez has lost the plot
    If he's gonna be this bitchy he sure won't be hot
    With all these witch hunts he'll cause a schism
    Holy Christ, does anyone remember McCarthyism?
    He may have started off as a Celebrity Fan
    But now he thinks he's the Media Hitman
    After his desperate search for fame
    Nobody is gonna remember his name
    For his lasting legacy, I'll give you a hint
    All that he'll leave will be a bloody big carbon footprint
    *
    There's a chance that Perez may return to being Fab
    But that'll probably need a couple weeks in Rehab
    He needs to start reporting on those important titbits
    And try and cut down on on his nasty habits
    Learn to cut some slack to careers that may be ebbing
    And pay more attention to the example he's setting
    He needs to keep working out so that he won't look flabby
    And stop fixing those votes, does he think he's Robert Mugabe?
    It's time to stop and look back at all of your pollution
    Perez, you wanna be part of the problem or solution?

  38. Amy says – reply to this


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    I really don't like Mischa Barton anyway, but when someone like Perez starts saying someone thin like her has cottage thighs and making fun of it is a bit pathetic, especially when he would be one to be all 'love yourself how you are' etc… if he is criticizing her what would he ever say about a normal person who doesn't have a stylist and a personal trainer. Sad

  39. sammy21@gmail.com says – reply to this


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    seriously why do you hate her so much….whats the deal!?!!?! Cut her some slack she is beautiful and whatever your beef with her is why slam her 24/7 unless you are shallow enough that it makes you feel like a bigger person to rag on her…in which case i am sorry for you

  40. mandy says – reply to this


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    No wonder there are so many anorexic chicks out there….because of dicks like you!!

  41. mariposa says – reply to this


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    WOW, she is brave! I saw the pics and for a such young person is no reason to have those fugly cottage cheese thighs!!

  42. Fuck perez says – reply to this


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    Your not even on the list perez

  43. YOU SUCK says – reply to this


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    clearly you know nothing about fashion at least she is taking a chance..look at at some of the shit you wear dude.. talk about d list celeb

  44. Brenda7186 says – reply to this


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    Perez I love you but do not make fun of girls that are already skinny. It makes us slightly chubby girls feel terrible

  45. lilly says – reply to this


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    why does everyone look fug at this event, my god i never came across anything nice yet, there all butch looking and no style

  46. sarah says – reply to this


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    women get cellulite because it's hereditary (like male baldness) and because of circulation issues, i.e. there is hardly anything a woman can do about it. using it to critique a woman's beauty is especially hurtful because it isn't their fault if they have it, and it's because of these silly beauty standards that it's considered such a sin to have dimples on the body. honestly, perez, for someone who knows how it feels to be other than the accepted image of beauty, you are way too critical of the female, and you're only helping to make women feel worse about themselves when they should celebrate the fact that they're beautiful no matter what their thighs look like.

  47. PORRIDGE ARSE says – reply to this


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    SHOW US YOUR PORRIDGE-ARSE FARTON !!!!! -

  48. Angela says – reply to this


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    She is looking pretty fat these days, nothing with this look is working for her. But I'm not counting her out yet. She is the new Britney. I'm hoping that extra poundage means shes given up drugs and I think she can have a comeback. Shes sweet and adorable, she just needs to work out a bit and we need a vehicle for her, a new wb type series for her stat. There is still hope for this former It girl! Hello remember how much we all loved her? She was pretty and dressed good and on an addictive hit teen drama show, whats not to love about that?

  49. Lisa says – reply to this


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    perez,
    you know you much i love you.
    and i love how blunt and hilarious you are.
    however….when i hear you talking about mushy's cottage cheese thighs i just makes me want to throw up everything i eat, because i guarentee that she is thinner than i am. and when i read that shit it make me feel obese.

  50. sarah says – reply to this


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    dear god, if your career is going down the toilet, this is not the way to show up at an event like this. you need a bit more star power to pull off a dress like that :P although i don't know if anyone could…

  51. RicardoM says – reply to this


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    uglyuglyuglyuglyuglyuglyuglyuglyuglyughly

    In short.

    Ugly.

  52. mia says – reply to this


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    Ahhh, get over it, her legs aren't remotely as bad as you say!

  53. june says – reply to this


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    totally spot on that the dress sucks. but perez dear, don't be too mean to mischa. before you start talking about other people's cottage cheese asses better check yours first. don't be a hypocrite

  54. smad says – reply to this


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    why all this hate?!damnnnn!
    she's fuckin beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  55. gaby says – reply to this


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    ugly dress, but why you hate her perez cause your lovely whore paris hilton also hate her, get a life fat ass

  56. isabella says – reply to this


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    Re: Odes to Perez
    your a STAR!!!! WELL written and said, Thanks for that.

  57. carol says – reply to this


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    Gosh! I barely recognized her! Has she already started having botox?? Her face is so different, taht can't be just make up!

  58. BECH says – reply to this


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    "She must have gone as someone's +1!"

    Mwwaaahahhahah

  59. M says – reply to this


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    the UGLIEST dress I've ever seen!

  60. Boston MA says – reply to this


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    Uhm, I had some good friends attend this event and they say that this is not Mischa Barton. It is former supermodel Cheryl Tiegs and, they say, you are not the first to think it was Mischa.

  61. Queen B says – reply to this


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    looks like Cheryl Tiegs

  62. booshdag says – reply to this


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    Who is this cunt and why is she everywhere? Wasn't she a costar on a shitty CW show? Talk about a D-Lister. She fugly too.

  63. bee says – reply to this


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    i love mischa, just because she has her own style doesnt mean its ugly, it just means that only she could pull it off and all of the rest of you cottage cheese legs would look like crap. Its not like her style is something new, she always dresses like this.

  64. Jamie says – reply to this


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    Fugly ho-bag.

  65. unhappy! says – reply to this


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    I usually love reading Perez, but you're acuting quite pathedic lately.
    Like how in the world does this girl have cottage chese thighs,
    anyone would kill to look like her. You're critizism is going too far now!
    Like grow the fuck up and stop acting like the fat kid who has to sit alone
    at lunch and needs to make fun of everything. god.

  66. Lucy Furr says – reply to this


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    Whoa…HELLO CRYSTAL CARRINGTON!

  67. BIG BROTHER says – reply to this


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    DID SHE PUKE ALL OVER THE FRONT OF THE DRESS?…eeeeew!

  68. megan* says – reply to this


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    i love herrr! i wish everyone would stop hating! where are all the OC fanssss!

  69. LT says – reply to this


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    Good lord it's like 5 sizes too big for her.

  70. Vanessa says – reply to this


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    GEEZ, Perez! What did she ever do to you?! Normally I agree with most of the stuff you write, but these are some pretty harsh comments. Maybe take it down a notch?!?!

  71. Jamie says – reply to this


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    OK she may be a 1 hit wonder actress, but her dress is very interesting in a GOOd way. I think you're being a bit caddy. Yes her thighs are shockingly disgusting but she looks very nice. Pere you're being alittle bitchy

  72. Cin says – reply to this


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    Wtf Perez! Why do you hate her so much anyway? Misha Barton is hot. She looks 100 better than Christina Ricci.

  73. Cassie says – reply to this


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    She could have looked so much better wearing something ELSE– :(

  74. Citizen says – reply to this


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    What? E-gad. I have no words. This is beyond hideous. This is the fashion equivalent of the Austrian man who kept his daughter in a dungeon for the last 20-some-odd years. I feel violated just looking at it.

  75. robin in kent says – reply to this


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    I was appalled at her cellulite, it's just not right for someone that young to have the thighs of a 70 year old. PS what does she do these days?

  76. Me says – reply to this


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    Perez, why do you hate her so much?

  77. rera says – reply to this


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    DEAR PEREZ,
    i doubt you read these comments,
    becase i doubt you actually care about your fans.
    if you did, you would have listened to them the last time they said:
    shut up with the "cottage cheese" thighs!!!!
    you have no idea how many girls look at what you say about MISCHA BARTON, the skinniest girl alive, then look at their thighs and see them as about 100x worse than before. seriously - think about your fanbase!!!

    asshole

  78. dfasg says – reply to this


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    oh shut up about her cellulite! just let a celebrity be healthy, normal and realistic without bashing her! we need some more positive, non-stick role models, perez!

  79. RoXx says – reply to this


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    ugh! go away, why is this chick famous?

  80. kp says – reply to this


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    this looks like something an insect would vomit around itself so that it could change into something better.

  81. PEREZ! READ! says – reply to this


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    Why don't you tell us again why you hate her so much? I don't think I caught that.

  82. rose says – reply to this


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    Just wondering… does anyone noticed that Perez hates the younger than him or skinniest than him stars…i.e. Mischa Barton, Jessica Alba, etc.etc.etc.
    He is not doing any type of criticism, he is just hating because he is not a woman, is just a FAT UGLY RANDOM GAY that had the attention because used to be the flavor of the month… so sad at the very end this people still be famous and he will be out.

  83. frau says – reply to this


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    why'd u hate her so much perezzzzzzzzzzzzzzz??

  84. Nicole says – reply to this


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    Dear "Perez",

    Almost every girl in this entire world has cellulite. If you want to make fun of Mischa go ahead, but don't target her for something that every girl in the world has.

    Think about what you say before you say it.

  85. Sarah says – reply to this


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    Wow…you are way to hard on her. You sit behind your computer and tear people down like a little brat. You're not perfect - no one is. Guarenteed that if she gave you the time of day, you would jump up her ass like you do with every other celebrity that pretends to care about you. Remember when you hated Heidi and Spencer? Now they're all I read about on your page…them and Madonna. Give it a rest.

  86. Mischha says – reply to this


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    I love Mischha! What is wrong with you people! Just because she's no longer on the OC everyone is like so full of shitl. Anyways, this girl is marvelous! Do you remember the incredibly hot wardrobe she pulled off in the OC, not only that her modeling skills are endless! She's flawless, um ok yeah she doesn't look her best there but we all shoud know what her best looks like and it's unbelievable! Stop hating, jealous girls and stupid boys, just cause she doesn't look like some play bunny doesn't mean she's not beautiful. Love her!

  87. francesca says – reply to this


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    Perez!!! you are hysterical i literally laughed out loud at the title poor mushy she needs to just give it up already

  88. amanda jean says – reply to this


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    love her, love the makeup, love the hair, love the shape of the dress hate the colors

  89. sezI says – reply to this


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    what an ugly dress. looks like someone puked all over it. better off in her Keds and a granny moo-moo.

  90. Gemma says – reply to this


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    Mischa is the most beautiful woman on earth, 1000000 times better than your precious Paris Hilton, who is a slut. You don't know what the fuck youre talking about. Mischa is beautiful and talented, and none of you jealous bashers can change that!!

  91. Gabby says – reply to this


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    Perez, I'm 15 and i have cellulite. And I don't smoke or anything. When you're not super muscled, that's what you get. You fatty, you probably have it too.
    Mischa doesn't need to be all hardcore Madonna with the exercise. A little cellulite doesn't matter at all. Most of the girls I know have it. But then again, you're a man trying to keep women down. I don't care if you're gay, Perez, you're a man living in a man's world, and you don't like women. Harrison Ford is hot, but Mischa Barton isn't? Are you kidding me?