Who Let The Hasbeen In???
Filed under: Fashion Smashion > Mischa Barton
Somehow, Mushy Fartone got an invite to the Costume Institute Gala at The Metropolitan Museum of Art in NYC on Monday night.
She must have gone as someone's +1!
Thankfully, the former TV actress kept her cottage cheese thighs covered.
Unfortunately, she wore that hideous creation over her body!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: May 6, 2008 at 12:07 am
sexy
hum wired 2?
Yes that dress is awful.
Sick of this girl already… she looks like she's trying out for a part on Star Trek… the old ones of the 70s
ew
UGLY Cottage cheese ASS BAG
ewwwww that dress is NASTY! at least it's covering her legs though!
wow you really hate her.
EW!!!!
6th?? haha
love it. dont be hatin perez.
That is one cool outfit
WOW, that dress is REALLY UGLY!
UGLY COTTAGE CHEESE ASS HAG
Perez you're mean. Try being positive for a change. Don't you know that you take on the bad karma of others when you insult them? But when you complement them, you take on their good karma.
Poor Mischa!
UGLY DRESS.
FIRST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
your mean. shes pretty
Perez you can exercise and eat right to loose weight, but there is nothing that you can do about cellulite. Once you've got it you cant do nothing about it. So how bought you tone down the cottage cheese talk. Cellulite sucks and guys can get it too. Maybe one day you might be unlucky enough to find it on your own ass or legs.
She looks HOTT don't hate
A little heavy on the eyeliner there. Why so mean though Perez? Like you've got any room to talk.
Ode to perez, with nothing nice to say
He's leading the path, and leading us astray
Don't you wonder why he hates a few so much?
And if it's because they're "not playing" that he denies his midas touch?
Could some people explain, why they "love Perez" as they do?
Is there something I don't get, or is there something wrong with you?
He doesn't "call things as they are", he's not honest or even funny.
He's a bitter, sad, product of our time, insulting stars and our intellects for money.
i seriously think she wore that ugly thing for attention
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA PEREZ YOURE SOO FUNNY!
her career is over
Perez, you need to fuck off. She didn't do anything to you and your thighs are probably lumpier than hers. so shut the fuck up.
i dont like the dress, but its not right to talk about her thighs like that. shes got a gorgeous figure.
I don't understand why everyone is hating on Mischa Barton. She is a good actress, and was great in the O.C. Sure she hasn't had some big role lately, but I don't think thats a reason to diss her.
GO Mischa!!!
HOMELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dress and her face!!!!!!!!!!
Well, she may be between jobs (remember that feeling oh Gross One?) but she looks real good.
Why do they even put her in the media, she hasn't even done any shows or movies in how many years?
perez is a sexy motherfucker and can hate on this dumb ugly dressed bitch and her cottage cheese thighs all he wants
Cottage cheese thighs???!!! I love you Perez, but why are you perpetuating the skinny stereotype. She could already use a bit more meat on her bones! Women with curves rock! Don't be an ass!
wow that dress is super ugly.
HORRIBLE DRESS!!! Just like Amanda P. and Mary J.!!!
Re: Odes to Perez –
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You got it right man, Perez has lost the plot
If he's gonna be this bitchy he sure won't be hot
With all these witch hunts he'll cause a schism
Holy Christ, does anyone remember McCarthyism?
He may have started off as a Celebrity Fan
But now he thinks he's the Media Hitman
After his desperate search for fame
Nobody is gonna remember his name
For his lasting legacy, I'll give you a hint
All that he'll leave will be a bloody big carbon footprint
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There's a chance that Perez may return to being Fab
But that'll probably need a couple weeks in Rehab
He needs to start reporting on those important titbits
And try and cut down on on his nasty habits
Learn to cut some slack to careers that may be ebbing
And pay more attention to the example he's setting
He needs to keep working out so that he won't look flabby
And stop fixing those votes, does he think he's Robert Mugabe?
It's time to stop and look back at all of your pollution
Perez, you wanna be part of the problem or solution?
I really don't like Mischa Barton anyway, but when someone like Perez starts saying someone thin like her has cottage thighs and making fun of it is a bit pathetic, especially when he would be one to be all 'love yourself how you are' etc… if he is criticizing her what would he ever say about a normal person who doesn't have a stylist and a personal trainer. Sad
seriously why do you hate her so much….whats the deal!?!!?! Cut her some slack she is beautiful and whatever your beef with her is why slam her 24/7 unless you are shallow enough that it makes you feel like a bigger person to rag on her…in which case i am sorry for you
No wonder there are so many anorexic chicks out there….because of dicks like you!!
WOW, she is brave! I saw the pics and for a such young person is no reason to have those fugly cottage cheese thighs!!
Your not even on the list perez
clearly you know nothing about fashion at least she is taking a chance..look at at some of the shit you wear dude.. talk about d list celeb
Perez I love you but do not make fun of girls that are already skinny. It makes us slightly chubby girls feel terrible
why does everyone look fug at this event, my god i never came across anything nice yet, there all butch looking and no style
women get cellulite because it's hereditary (like male baldness) and because of circulation issues, i.e. there is hardly anything a woman can do about it. using it to critique a woman's beauty is especially hurtful because it isn't their fault if they have it, and it's because of these silly beauty standards that it's considered such a sin to have dimples on the body. honestly, perez, for someone who knows how it feels to be other than the accepted image of beauty, you are way too critical of the female, and you're only helping to make women feel worse about themselves when they should celebrate the fact that they're beautiful no matter what their thighs look like.
SHOW US YOUR PORRIDGE-ARSE FARTON !!!!! -
She is looking pretty fat these days, nothing with this look is working for her. But I'm not counting her out yet. She is the new Britney. I'm hoping that extra poundage means shes given up drugs and I think she can have a comeback. Shes sweet and adorable, she just needs to work out a bit and we need a vehicle for her, a new wb type series for her stat. There is still hope for this former It girl! Hello remember how much we all loved her? She was pretty and dressed good and on an addictive hit teen drama show, whats not to love about that?
perez,
you know you much i love you.
and i love how blunt and hilarious you are.
however….when i hear you talking about mushy's cottage cheese thighs i just makes me want to throw up everything i eat, because i guarentee that she is thinner than i am. and when i read that shit it make me feel obese.
dear god, if your career is going down the toilet, this is not the way to show up at an event like this. you need a bit more star power to pull off a dress like that
although i don't know if anyone could…
uglyuglyuglyuglyuglyuglyuglyuglyuglyughly
In short.
Ugly.
Ahhh, get over it, her legs aren't remotely as bad as you say!
totally spot on that the dress sucks. but perez dear, don't be too mean to mischa. before you start talking about other people's cottage cheese asses better check yours first. don't be a hypocrite
why all this hate?!damnnnn!
she's fuckin beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ugly dress, but why you hate her perez cause your lovely whore paris hilton also hate her, get a life fat ass
Re: Odes to Perez –
your a STAR!!!! WELL written and said, Thanks for that.
Gosh! I barely recognized her! Has she already started having botox?? Her face is so different, taht can't be just make up!
"She must have gone as someone's +1!"
Mwwaaahahhahah
the UGLIEST dress I've ever seen!
Uhm, I had some good friends attend this event and they say that this is not Mischa Barton. It is former supermodel Cheryl Tiegs and, they say, you are not the first to think it was Mischa.
looks like Cheryl Tiegs
Who is this cunt and why is she everywhere? Wasn't she a costar on a shitty CW show? Talk about a D-Lister. She fugly too.
i love mischa, just because she has her own style doesnt mean its ugly, it just means that only she could pull it off and all of the rest of you cottage cheese legs would look like crap. Its not like her style is something new, she always dresses like this.
Fugly ho-bag.
I usually love reading Perez, but you're acuting quite pathedic lately.
Like how in the world does this girl have cottage chese thighs,
anyone would kill to look like her. You're critizism is going too far now!
Like grow the fuck up and stop acting like the fat kid who has to sit alone
at lunch and needs to make fun of everything. god.
Whoa…HELLO CRYSTAL CARRINGTON!
DID SHE PUKE ALL OVER THE FRONT OF THE DRESS?…eeeeew!
i love herrr! i wish everyone would stop hating! where are all the OC fanssss!
Good lord it's like 5 sizes too big for her.
GEEZ, Perez! What did she ever do to you?! Normally I agree with most of the stuff you write, but these are some pretty harsh comments. Maybe take it down a notch?!?!
OK she may be a 1 hit wonder actress, but her dress is very interesting in a GOOd way. I think you're being a bit caddy. Yes her thighs are shockingly disgusting but she looks very nice. Pere you're being alittle bitchy
Wtf Perez! Why do you hate her so much anyway? Misha Barton is hot. She looks 100 better than Christina Ricci.
She could have looked so much better wearing something ELSE–
What? E-gad. I have no words. This is beyond hideous. This is the fashion equivalent of the Austrian man who kept his daughter in a dungeon for the last 20-some-odd years. I feel violated just looking at it.
I was appalled at her cellulite, it's just not right for someone that young to have the thighs of a 70 year old. PS what does she do these days?
Perez, why do you hate her so much?
DEAR PEREZ,
i doubt you read these comments,
becase i doubt you actually care about your fans.
if you did, you would have listened to them the last time they said:
shut up with the "cottage cheese" thighs!!!!
you have no idea how many girls look at what you say about MISCHA BARTON, the skinniest girl alive, then look at their thighs and see them as about 100x worse than before. seriously - think about your fanbase!!!
asshole
oh shut up about her cellulite! just let a celebrity be healthy, normal and realistic without bashing her! we need some more positive, non-stick role models, perez!
ugh! go away, why is this chick famous?
this looks like something an insect would vomit around itself so that it could change into something better.
Why don't you tell us again why you hate her so much? I don't think I caught that.