Peet Peeves

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THESE are a few of ours.

What are YOUR pet peeves????

Posted: May 7, 2008 at 9:00 am / Email this »

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me says – reply to this

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dont speak, just type. this was worse than the hills script.
Douche says – reply to this

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Why didn't you just ask him if he could turn down the TV?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Lanie says – reply to this

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My pet peeve is how you obsess over Hillary. She is DONZO!!! Obana for Pres!
miss.bon.jovi says – reply to this

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my pet peeve is when my friends take my clothes!
i see them the next day or something and im like umm isnt that mine!?!?!
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Lizzie says – reply to this

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Third? I hate when people chew really loudly, even if there mouth is closed and it's still loud it makes me mental. Another pet peeve of mine is when I get on the T in Boston and everyone is waiting for people to come off before getting on but there's always one who pushing everyone out of the way to get a seat…like wait your turn buddy it's so rude and annoying.
aileen (canada) says – reply to this

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Calm down Perez. It's brilliant you are working out but don't get high blood pressure while your at it. It's not worth it. This guy sounds like he's simple, just laugh and ignore him! Love you!
amy says – reply to this

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Cmpleyelu agree on the turkey hunting part the crazy people. but that is going to be hard. tyhey just killed their kids there is no taking that back forever
Jonathan says – reply to this

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It's called Pet Peeves, not Peet
GET Lipo Perez says – reply to this

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me says – reply to this

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When big bold titles are misspelled, this is one of my pet peeves
zee says – reply to this

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hahahahhahaha i don't get how you could mistake a kid for a turkey..seriously. they had to be REALLY drunk and high
keight says – reply to this

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RUDENESS! and inconsideration for others.
chickenwing says – reply to this

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Hillary Clinton. She was my pet peeve . . .but no longer. Ding dong, the witch is dead!
dfgdg says – reply to this

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third?
BOSTON GIRL says – reply to this

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Re: Lizzie –
Hey Lizzie,
That happens to me all the time on the green line…Just push them back its a good stress reliever. I do it all the time.
Captain Obvious says – reply to this

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OBAMA!!! HE'S THE OBVIOUS CHOICE!!! OBAMA 08!!!
LOL says – reply to this

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people that eat apples really loudly!!! ggggggrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhh
when its sunny and you cant go outside …..
people being mean to other people
ahahahaha says – reply to this

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people who can't spell "pet peeves"
YOU ARE A RETARD says – reply to this

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Re: dfgdg –

YOU ARE MY PET PEEVE
GG says – reply to this

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Hahahahaha!
Yeah, but if you don't say anything WHEN they do whatever it is that annoys you, there's really no point in bitching about it afterwards (to people who probably don't want to hear about it), is there?
Next time just give him a piece of your mind. To his face.

btw: Farting in public? At the gym? Ewww, what's wrong with you people?
PJ says – reply to this

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You're one fugly queen.
Jaz says – reply to this

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I hope that helped you Perez, to get some things off your chest. Sometimes it helps to just let it out. Its true, a lot of people are inconsiderate.
brooke says – reply to this

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haha what a douche bag…. i personally can't stand it when these skinny ass skanks come to the gym with a sports bra and tight ass short shorts. (This would be at the university gym.) What the fuck are you there anyways? You need to eat not work out!! I just want to throw a hamburger at eml!!!!!!!!
Nathan says – reply to this

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My biggest pet peeve is definitely poor grammar and typos. Proof read your posts please?
Blah says – reply to this

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Wow, that was the most entertaining part of my day. xD
I totally agree with the hunting comments.
Children should NEVER be around guns, even if it's for "recreational" purposes.
Those mothers should be blamed, too; they let their children be exposed to guns.
eric says – reply to this

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my major pet peeve is you, fatty, perez.. your oily-faced head is gross..when you gonna get those bad teeth fixed? Yuk. you need to have a list of the top homliest bloogers.. you would place 3rd, 2nd and 1st.
CarrieB says – reply to this

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OMG- You look so awesome. I have been lazy these past two weeks, but after watching you I am going to the gym today w/out my cell phone-of course!!!
Keep it up- You are HOT!!!!
terry says – reply to this

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lmao …mebbe the hot chick DID fart ! Hot chicks fart too. AND mebbe he was hard of hearing and didnt realize the tv was THAT loud, why dont they use ear buds? Perez, dont get that angry, tell the guy his tvs too effin loud and to turn it down pronto. Youre gonna stroke out!
Mrs.Perez says – reply to this

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Perez you are lookin HAWT!
deeg says – reply to this

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Perez…..I Love You!! WELL SAID!
Poop says – reply to this

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My pet peeve is when people complain about things that they did absolutely nothing to change.

Also, I find it ironic that you talk about how some people are clueless, yet you think Hillary Clinton is the best candidate for president when you have done neither research nor do you have any authority in the field of politics. I'm not saying that everyone has to have a degree to have an opinion in politics, but they shouldn't tell other people how to vote unless they actually have some idea of policies and voting records.
Eliz says – reply to this

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We love you in Scotland Perez x x x x x x
My Peeve is when you hold a door open for a nice old lady and all these other F*CKERS jump through - hellllooooo I am not the bell boy!!!!!!!!!!!
jamie says – reply to this

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haah lol i'd have nutted the cunt

stinkyest fuckin fart haah made me laff

i really dont get y ppl take there mobiles in.. if im there to work out its to work out lol i was thinkin bout that the other day cuz it pisses me off to

and LIZZIE i agree the ppl that do that on the trains are annoying to
Chris says – reply to this

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At my gym you can't listen to the tv unless you're listening to it through your headphones…

what kind of fuckin' gym do you go to?
JR says – reply to this

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Perez, I love you
xoxoxo

I hate annoying people at the gym — you should join one where you have personal television sets on each machine, which requires headphones. Those are great =0)
Anonymous Supporter says – reply to this

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You feel better now honey? Get it all out!! LMAO!

Ok, maybe, just maybe he had the tv loud, because you were chatting with your trainer too loudly? LOL

Maybe he did stinky fart because he crapped his pants and had leakage? LOL

Maybe, just maybe, 'Older, middle aged men" need love and sex too, which is why he was flirting. Old men need some loving, even the george costanzas of the world.

As long as you feel better, vent away Perez. We're here for you!

ps… After you lose the weight, and you get all hunky, you 'may' want to work on your teeth. You really should consider getting them capped so they appear more balanced. Love you!! XXXOOO
GainaVanGogh says – reply to this

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Amazingly enough through your whole rant I couldn't stop staring at your teeth. They're fabulously white!
mrsbundy says – reply to this

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ur silly
Teresa says – reply to this

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Perez. I adore you. This video made me nearly pee my pants.
Gross says – reply to this

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Cell phones aren't allowed at my gym, haha. You should talk to your gym about this? Most cell phones have cameras, that's kiiinda creepy.
Caroline says – reply to this

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It's sniffing on the tube that I HATE. I think it has something to do with the way that people's heads are bowed reading the papers…..the serial sniffer is the biggest offender of all, Perez. BLOW YOUR NOSE, for christ's sake!
Joey says – reply to this

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haha dude perez you had me rolling with the stinky motherfucking farts
Heidi says – reply to this

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preach it, sista! i thikn we have all learned a little something today…
Disko2k says – reply to this

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I've got a peeve for you- I go to a gym in a city on the edge of Boston…It's a women-only gym. Well, the locker room is like something out of national geographic- unshaved, completely naked women everwhere. Hairy legs, 70's bush, hairy pits…I thought i'd seen it all until one morning, this woman decided to blowdry her pubes with the communal hairdryer. She puts a leg up on the bench and proceeds to blow dry her vajayjay area to the horror of most of us in there…there's also a hot tub in there, and all these hairy women like to sit in it completely naked so it turns into some sort of pube stew…disgusting!

I switched gyms.
mrsbundy says – reply to this

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ur silly i hate it when u can hear ppl chewing on crunchy things, like chips, salad, etc. it's soo annoying.
Madilyn says – reply to this

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I love you perez! lol You're so funny!

My pet peeve is when people wear their sunglasses indoors. I wont talk to them.
sammont says – reply to this

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When people don't buckle up their children in the car!!!
Gia Jolie says – reply to this

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People who talk about themselves WAY TOO MUCH. . . ahem. Perez.
Marian says – reply to this

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go to www.stopthecrocs.com for the most hilarious pet peeve ever!!!
Evan says – reply to this

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My biggest pet peeve are negative, nasty people. I think people are really getting tired of your negatively. Have you read a New Earth? lol I guess not. Oprah is not pleased.
around says – reply to this

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dude - your grunt of exasperation at the end totally reminded me of your idol, TINA!!
anyway, my pet peeve is people who don't just talk to the people who bother them and then go rand on the internet instead…
Katie Kurley says – reply to this

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You go Perez! i hate it when people stand really close to me in line…its like the closer you stand does not make the line go any faster.
pumpkin says – reply to this

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My husband has started to smack his food around and scrape his teeth on his fork, and also has started saying "you know?" ALL the time. I have no idea where all this has come from because he has always been really refined, articulate and well mannered. I won't even eat in the same room with him anymore. It is completely annoying.
danielle says – reply to this

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Aww Perez that sucks! I CANT stand people like that. Unfortunately they are everywhere…
Pet peeves says – reply to this

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my pet peeves are passive aggressive BITCHES who can just walk up and politely ask somebody to not do something rather than getting mad about it. Instead, you go home and berate somebody on the web.

I love that this happened to you though. You got mad for at least 30 minutes and had to deal with somebody else's crap because you're not man enough to confront them right then and there.

that makes you a bitch. Let that sink in, bitch.
TIG says – reply to this

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PEREZ HILTON — DISNEY'S BITCH
The Bitch is Back says – reply to this

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I envy you Perez. Apparently running into annoying people at the gym is all you have to worry about in life.
Caroline says – reply to this

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Re: Disko2k – Genius - I have never heard the like - incredible. Surely that's grounds for ejection??! (Not erection hahha).
pismo says – reply to this

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middle aged gym men are annoying as sin. Theres one at mine who spends like 20 minutes doing "floor exercises" but I swear he's just humping the floor.
I agree with every word!
Cameron says – reply to this

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Perez!! The cell phone on the treadmill drives me CRAZY!! Don't these people know if they can chit chat they aren't working out hard enough HELLO you are there to get exercise stop talking! Also, why do people find it necessary to start a sentence with don't get offended by this…HELLO if you have to start your comment with that maybe you shouldn't be saying it! Love you Perez keep working out you look great.
cablequeen says – reply to this

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You said it Brother!! UNREAL. No actually not unreal. Some people are mutants, plain & simple. Nasty, ignorant idiots. How the F!! can you possibly mistake your own child for a turkey???? Wonder if this one will be found to have had a few beers before hunting just like the other one. Perez keep it up, you look GREAT. Your face is thinning out so much, can't really see the rest of you when you are sitting but we are waiting for the unveiling!
sam-n-ella says – reply to this

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it's not him, it's you parasite. i'd fart on you too
Moondancer77 says – reply to this

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Stay calm Perez! My husband had a more traumatizing gym experience than you — some dude in the shower beside him (no seperate shower stall) took an impromptu pee. Now that's gross! We've since changed gyms.
Sally loves Perez says – reply to this

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perez, you just keep getting better and better.
sdoux says – reply to this

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People who breath loudly and people who talk on their cell phones while checking out!!
and people and in general.
nina says – reply to this

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you are looking less and less piggy…. good for u! keep it up!
Um... says – reply to this

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You, your voice, your face, you tone, your dumb ass videos.
Christi says – reply to this

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1. LIERS
2. When someone pulls my socks off my feet (weird i know,but i like my feet warm)
3.People who do things to make themselves look "cool" infront of others
4. When people take my shit without asking!
wordtoyourmother says – reply to this

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I am on Perez Hilton at work which I probably shouldn't be…but my boss is cool and she doesn't care….but I love you PEREZ!!! You are awesome and I read your site DAILY!! There are some dumb idiots in this world. You tell them Perez!
Rainbowcat says – reply to this

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OK, number 1: queen, who is obvs using Perez to advertise some tragic website.
But seriously, here they are: people who hurt/abuse/damage children; people who do the same to animals; people who think their shizz does NOT stink, and feel they are better than others around them; boring people with no sense of humor; what we are doing to our Mother Earth every day; and last, but not least, Tom Cruise and his Scientolocult. (Other than these few little things, life is GOOD, people!)
tennessee says – reply to this

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girl, I have a pet peeve too! it's your website. I love the content but honey shit is getting MAD CLUTTERED with ads. clean that shit up! don't be gettin all greedy at your readers expense… mmkay!
believer says – reply to this

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1. People who talk on cell phones while in public rest rooms
2. People who don't make their kids behave or wipe their snotty noses
3. Rude drivers
4. People with bad table manners
5. Extremely high maintenance women
6. People that sit on their butts while other people work their off
Cass says – reply to this

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Besides, I had no idea that talking on your cell phone at the gym was a no-no. Ummm, since when did people need peace and quiet to exercise? GIVE ME A BREAK! Put in your headphones and pay attention to your own buisness!
LeftBostonforNH says – reply to this

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I lived in Quincy & took the Red Line to Boston every day - I always had to stand up cuz the train is packed and there always seemed to be some dude rubbing his groin into my ass every time the train stopped/started and you would fly around - I hated taking the train - talk about feeling like a herd of cattle. There was always fat bitches who wouldn't give up their seat to old ladies and loud obnoxious people arguing with their significant others on their cell phones! PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION SUX!!!!
jackie says – reply to this

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You had me crackin' up Perez. Thanks for making my morning!
morning says – reply to this

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That just made my morning! You are so funny P! Nothing better then waking up and laughing!
brainchild says – reply to this

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Sounds like you're in love, PPZ!!!
But really, remember George's nickname–George "can't stand ya"?? Start calling him that. Or do what i did–put some weight equipment in the basement and work out in peace.
Chooch says – reply to this

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You should really stop posting these videos of yourself….you're really annoying to listen to. Writing is bearable, but actually hearing your voice is annoying….like that of a fat 30 year old loser.
Loren says – reply to this

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1. People who go to beautiful parks and sit in their cars while the engine is running and have the windows up.

2. When on a crosswalk, cars rarely stop for you.

3. LITTER!

4. Bass/ Loud music that rattles my house.

5. People that interrupt the response to their own question or statement. People that won't allow you to complete a sentence.

6. Large families. Stop overpopulating, please. You are not that important that we need so many of you sucking up resources and destroying our ecosystems.

7. Learn how to change your own flat tire.

8. Pants that sag. I saw a guy running across a street, and he couldn't do this properly because of his pants. He was just waddling like a penguin. How is this cool or gansta?

9. Traditional weddings. It's been done.

10. Religion. Especially Christians.
Melissa says – reply to this

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Girls who have a sip of a drink and are all drunk all of sudden, then go on to talk with a high pitched shreak because they "are soooooooo wasted"
CoClo says – reply to this

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White men who go "yo yo yo".
Oh, and fat gay men!
La La says – reply to this

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I loved this!!! I work in an office and we have about six cubes really close together and this girl who sits across me talks so LOUD!!!! and I'm new here and I don't want to be an ASS but I really just want to tell her to SHUT THE FU@! UP!!! I am looking for another job because of her. This is a place of business and she needs to be mindful of the other people that work in this area. And she's an internet hater!!! She loves the phone and loathes people who use the internet at work. Like who doesn't??? I don't care I have to have a little PEREZ in the morning to get my day started. But that is one of my biggest pet peeves at work LOUD Talkers are the worst!
Nichole says – reply to this

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honestly perez… i am addicted to your site.. you are the most entertaining person ever!!! I love your videos, thank you so much for making me laugh!
op says – reply to this

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I LOVE YOU PERZ YOU MAKE ME LAUGH SO HARD. I LOVE TO LAUGH SO I READ YOUR SITE EVERYDAY AND SEE IF YOU ARE MAKING A REMARKS.
STINKY FARTS THIS IS WHEN YOU NEED TO TAKE ONE OF THOSE THINGS YOU HANG ON YOUR MIRROR IN YOUR CAR AND WEAR THEM LIKE EARRINGS. LOL
NEXT TIME SOMEONE FARTS JUST SAY EXCUSE ME BUT YOUR ASS STINKS AND AS THEM TO WIPE THIER BUTT.

I KNOW I USED TO WORK OUT AT A GYM AND THEY PLAYED COUNTRY MUSIC. HOW THE HELL ARE YOU SUPPOSE TO KEEP UP THE PACE WITH COUNTRY MUSIC SLOWING THINGS DOWN. I MEAN DON'T GET ME WRONG THERE ARE GOOD SONGS OUT THERE ., WE JUST NEED A HARD CORE PACE.
OK WELL, HAVE A GREAT DAY AND I THINK I'M GOING TO GO WORK OUT. 'OH ONE MORE THING PEREZ' FART…..LOL i did it. lol
carol says – reply to this

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You want to know what annoys me more than someone farting at the gym??? Somebody farting in a bloody RESTAURANT!!!
Unfortunately, some people in the UK feel that it is ok if they do it in public places such as trains, supermarket isles (last week someone did that when I was shopping) but in a RESTAURANT??? While you are having FOOD? It is totally unacceptable- and it was not in a KFC type restaurant, it was actually in quite an upmarket and expensive place, and the person in question was sitting at a table next to mine and it was my WEDDING ANNIVERSARY! It not only ruined my night and my meal, but it ruins my mood everytime something like that happens!
WHAT ON EARTH makes people think farting in public places is ok?? I mean if it was one, fair enough, it could have been an accident, and you forgve it, but 3 , 4???
Sorry, Perez, you asked!
Love you,
Mrs C
Rostand says – reply to this

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1 - that every picture ever taken of that old lady, Madonna, has her legs spread wide open–ew.
2 - that I bother wondering what she tells her children about her antics onstage and how creepy that must make them feel, i.e. kissing her girl dancer.
3 - that given her behavior onstage and off, she was allowed to adopt ANYone!
kat says – reply to this

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AMEN PEREZ!!!
you're looking hot!!
charlotte#1 says – reply to this

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LMAO… I'm with you all the way on the blaring T.V. and cell phone in the gym.
It can really be annoying.The farting must be a guy thing at the gym. I don't know.
Lauren says – reply to this

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Gum popping and heavy breathing-ughhh!
Oh, and Hillary Clinton's fug pantsuits!!!
ana says – reply to this

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people chewing with their mouthes open EWIE
fivefivebrneyes says – reply to this

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My BIGGEST pet peeve is when your waiting for the elevator and have the button pushed…and someone else comes up and starts pushing the button again…WTF i have the button pushed it is not gonna come any faster if u push it again stupid cock knocker!!!!!!!!!
stu says – reply to this

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97 BITCHES!! Yea Perez….We've all been there…luckily he wasn't like the twat who goes to the gym and slumps over the treadmill, turns the speed to 20 and lets himself be dragged for 30 minutes like a hit and run workout….some people are nutz…thanks for spreading the word…
Hayder says – reply to this

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George never deserved to get laid. I hate people who talk loudly on phones PERIOD. I really don't understand why the world needs to hear that you can't meet up for dinner until after seven because you are having your ball hairs removed at a rub and tug or that you can't talk long because you left your six month old in the backyard with the dog while your getting cigs. I also hate people who chew loudly. I can't even go to a theatre because the sounds make me nautious. People who fart in public make me sick. They always are sure to wait until they are checking out and do it right at the cash. Then poor saps like me who work in the god forsaken hole of a store are stuck looking like stinkbags for the next five minutes or until the smell evaporates. It's probably why fat assholes like George get laid and sexy bitches like me are left to go home and stroke it out.
Erika says – reply to this

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My pet peeve would be when people call me on the phone while using the bathroom!
C.U.NextTUESDAY says – reply to this

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LOL…..FARTING AT THE GYM.
I WOULDA TURNED AND TOLD ”GEOREF COSTANZA” .HEY,MAN YA NEED TO WIPE YR ASS AFTER THAT ONE????
I have two pet peeves says – reply to this

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Perez and Obama !!!!!! A fatass that thinks he knows everything and a fucking muslim !!!!!!!

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