Separated At Birth

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Left: Tom Cruise. Right: Ashley Tisdale's ex-boyfriend, Jared Murillo.

    Posted: May 7, 2008 at 1:40 pm / Email this  »

    71 comments to “Separated At Birth”

    1. Leela says – reply to this


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      I thought this Jared character looked like James Blunt, personally.

    2. JB says – reply to this


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      FIRST! Finally! Yes, they look like twins.

    3. JB says – reply to this


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      DAMN! Lost out again–thanks LEELA :-(

    4. abc says – reply to this


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      He looks like James Blunt - not Tom Cruise but Ashley's boyfriend

    5. Sarah says – reply to this


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      Yeap, i agree. As soon as i saw him i thought he looked like Tom Cruise. Maybe that will help him get famous! lol

    6. s55 says – reply to this


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      HE CUTE.

    7. abc says – reply to this


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      Re: Leela – I totally agree with you

    8. hehehe says – reply to this


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      1st

    9. smiff says – reply to this


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      six degrees of crazy

    10. BRITNEY SOLD MORE THAN MADONNA , HOW IRONIC says – reply to this


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      BRITNEY THE QUEEN OF POP !!!! ID RATHER DO TOM CRUISE EVEN IF EVERYBODY KNOWS NOW HES A FUCKINF FREAK

    11. pixiebolinger says – reply to this


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      That's funny, I wonder if they are related.

    12. dfgq says – reply to this


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      1st

    13. lisa says – reply to this


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      he definitely looks like james blunt…teeth and all.

    14. ashley says – reply to this


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      ! ugly boys

    15. thicklikecornbread says – reply to this


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      This is NO comparison. That guy is NOT attractive & is CROSS-EYED!!!!!!!!!!

    16. bahhh says – reply to this


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      hahahahha. no thx

    17. dgfsdg says – reply to this


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      1st.

    18. Perezito's Stalker says – reply to this


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      uhhh, nooooooo, he looks like James Blunt!
      JAMES BLUNT
      JAMES BLUNT
      JAMES BLUNT
      JAMES BLUNT

    19. Sarah says – reply to this


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      are you drunk?

    20. L says – reply to this


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      this jared dude has crazy eyes!! well, tom cruise too.. hahah

    21. Tina says – reply to this


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      he looks more like James Blunt than Tom Cruise….. both are blech though!

    22. C says – reply to this


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      Yeah, agreed.. James Blunt

    23. AreyouonCrack???? says – reply to this


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      WTF!!!!!!!!! What is wrong with you Perez??? You are the biggest hater. Tom Cruise is gorgeous, and Tiz's boyfriend is horrendous. They don't even resemble each other. You are just mad because even after you lose weight you will still be a fugly queen.

    24. why is this site so pink? says – reply to this


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      is he her EX-boyfriend?

    25. Telly says – reply to this


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      No! Not James Blunt or Tom Cruise…looks more like Tom Cruise's MOTHER!!!! eeekk!!!!

    26. high says – reply to this


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      I don't see it at all. Tom is actually pretty good looking the other guy.. not so much.

    27. the lord says – reply to this


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      perez even with the rush lumbar / Clinton drama ,Clintons people inviting rev Wright to the nat press conf.,her gas tax scam and her awful tone -Barrack is still the VICTOR Hillary called last night to borrow money and told her to use her own -even with Fla. and Mich. she still looses REPORT THAT BEEEOOOCTH!!!!!!

    28. G3RM@N says – reply to this


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      he actually looks more like james blunt

    29. Van says – reply to this


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      He wished he looked like Tom Cruise!!! Every man wished they looked like Tom Cruise. Better yet… they all wished they looked like David Beckham!! Dammit… I wished all men looked like David Beckham!?!

    30. Kel says – reply to this


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      Yes, much more like James Blunt. Maybe it's the wonky eye….

    31. bean says – reply to this


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      Peter Facinelli is T.C.'s double, I think.

    32. Kel says – reply to this


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      The schnaz is definitely very similar though…..

    33. Hable says – reply to this


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      WOAH! Jared is a younger version of Cruise and personally, hotter!! Tom has that physco smile going on here and Jared deff looks chill

    34. JoJoTheDragon says – reply to this


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      I thought it WAS James Blunt until I read the story…James Blunt would be a better story. He's a lovely male whore

    35. Mileia says – reply to this


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      HELLLEEEERRRRR!!!!! They don't look anything alike. No comparison. No matter how twisted the media presents Tom Cruise, he still has the most refined and handsome features. Stop hating Perez. YOU LOOK LIKE PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN W/ OVERLY TWEEZED EYEBROWS. Let's see that in your 'separated at birth' section.

    36. Mileia says – reply to this


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      HELLEEEER!!!!! They don't look anything alike. No comparison. No matter how twisted the media presents Tom Cruise, he still has the most refined and handsome features. Stop hating Perez. YOU LOOK LIKE PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN W/ OVERLY TWEEZED EYEBROWS. Let's see that in your 'separated at birth' section.

    37. Mileia says – reply to this


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      PEREZ = PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN W/ OVERLY TWEEZED EYEBROWS.
      Let's see that in your 'separated at birth' section.

    38. kmg says – reply to this


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      looks more like steve nash, basketball player

    39. Bri says – reply to this


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      I thought it was James Blunt!

    40. Ashley says – reply to this


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      I was thinking the SAME thing when I first saw him!

    41. chris says – reply to this


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      Definitely looks exactly like James Blunt.

    42. well says – reply to this


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      Well, as long as Ashley doesn't join the cult, he's okay.

    43. twolips55 says – reply to this


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      Who's James Blunt?

    44. pistache268 says – reply to this


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      I saw James Blunt too. But I'm seeing the Tom Cruise madness too.

    45. Michelle says – reply to this


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      Perez, her boyfriend looks more like James Blunt.

    46. rebecca says – reply to this


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      He looks more like James Blunt to me… I thought for sure it was James in a previous post!

    47. Mimi Is CRAZY says – reply to this


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      Hey, he looks just like James Blunt to me

    48. thrasher says – reply to this


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      yeah, perez, you are soooooo wrong on this one - its james blunt, not tom cruise

    49. flangie nopants says – reply to this


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      You could also add James Blunt to the mix - they all look alike….

    50. beebeefox says – reply to this


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      he looks like james blunt or jon heder from napoleon dynamite…

    51. kelly says – reply to this


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      I think he looks more like james blunt

    52. nonCyBoy says – reply to this


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      OMG! I seriously thought that was a young Tom!

    53. brenda says – reply to this


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      i thought the same too.he's a mini-cruise.they both even have the crazy eyes!

    54. quiet too long says – reply to this


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      I think Jared looks like Tom Cruises mother.

    55. sasha says – reply to this


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      he looks more like James Blunt!

    56. SEPARATED BY GOD....THANK GOODNESS! says – reply to this


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      OOOOOOOOOO! SHAME ON YOU FOR COMPARING THAT YOUTHFUL STUD JARED TO THAT OLD HOMO, WITH A BANANA NOSE AND HUGE TOOTH JUST BELOW HIS NOSE. JARED IS HOT; TOMASINA IS OVER. JARED IS CUTE AND HAS SEX APPEAL; MISS CRUISE HAS NONE, OR IT IS LONG GONE. JARED DOESN'T WORSHIP XENU AND HAS NO REASONS TO FEAR THETANS. JARED IS NOT IN THE CLOSET. LMFAO

    57. RADICAL QUEEN says – reply to this


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      THAT SHIT EATING GRIN ON QUEER-TOM-THE-SUPER-SCIENTOLOTURD'S FACE IS THE EXACT SAME ONE HE HAS EVERY TIME HE'S ABOUT TO GET FUCKED IN THE ASS BY A DICK LARGER THAN 10 INCHES.

    58. RADICAL QUEEN says – reply to this


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      Re: SEPARATED BY GOD….THANK GOODNESS! – YOU'RE FIERCE DAHHHLING….SIMPLY FIERCE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    59. rebecca says – reply to this


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      he is not ashley tisdale's ex.

    60. colleen says – reply to this


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      umm doesnt look anything like tom cruise u dumbass

    61. Jenn says – reply to this


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      That guy looks more like James Blunt to me too,

    62. bep says – reply to this


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      He llos more like James Blunt

    63. Chelsea says – reply to this


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      Most DOM thing I've ever heard.

    64. Aubra says – reply to this


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      hmm not so much.

    65. lovely! says – reply to this


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      um, no.

    66. Becky says – reply to this


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      WOW…the resemblance is uncanny…

    67. Samantha says – reply to this


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      OK, OBVIOUSLY TOM'S HOTTER! HOLY SHIT! HE MAY BE A FREAK, BUT MOST WOMEN (WHO AREN'T LYING) THINK TOM'S DEAD GORGEOUS!!! SUCH A CUTIE HOTTIE DILF!! THAT JARED GUY LOOKS LIKE JAMES BLUNT'S UGLY !!OLDER!! BROTHER!!!!!!!!

    68. Birdy says – reply to this


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      He looks like the Men in Trees actor Derek Richardson, who plays the role of Patrick. Tom Cruise is way more polished looking.

    69. Nedda says – reply to this


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      OMG yes!! that's EXACTLY what i thought when i first saw Jared Murillo!!!

    70. JN says – reply to this


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      Perez, you've gotta do a "separated at birth" with Annie Lebowitz and Kevin Cronin (Sorry Kevin, love ya)

    71. Alexa says – reply to this


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      As far as I'm concerned its not ex-boyfriend. Would an ex show up their ex's performance?
      look at misstisdale.net