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Suck On This!

Filed under: Gay Gay Gay > Madonna

Madonna goes gay!

Nothing like a little girl-on-girl action to drump up a ~~little~~ lot attention.

Her Madgesty held another showcase gig in Paris on Tuesday night and got a little sticky and sweet with one of the female backup dancers.

M must have been in a festive mood. She has plenty of reason to celebrate! Her new album, Hard Candy, has debuted #1 on the U.S. album charts, selling 282,000 copies its debut week.

Not too shabby!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

Posted: May 7, 2008 at 9:15 am

348 comments to “Suck On This!”

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MIchelle says – reply to this

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I thought that was Pete Wentz!!
gg says – reply to this

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She's kissing a child !!!!
Nikki says – reply to this

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I literally thought she was kissing Pete Wentz until I read the while post!
trin says – reply to this

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Madonna is a freak. Don't know why Perez loves her so much. I have never really liked her. She does things for the shock value. I think she sold out years ago and just does it for the cash now…but she does have plenty of that so it's obviously paid off for her over the years
TEYLEN says – reply to this

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FIRST!
fg says – reply to this

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And now douchebag perez is kissing her ass again…..go figure!
trin says – reply to this

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Oh - and I thought it was Pete Wentz at first too!
Erm... says – reply to this

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Old news.
She did this already.
NEXT!
jaz says – reply to this

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Good for her.
FL says – reply to this

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FIRST!!!!???
Ewww says – reply to this

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1st?
gn says – reply to this

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Re: TEYLEN – NOT!!!!
meme says – reply to this

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Oh my christ — did you see her ARM?? GROSS !!
Tina says – reply to this

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Slut. Tranny, retire already, you are a bad example.
Larry says – reply to this

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I thought that was Pete Wentz too!!
JAY says – reply to this

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Last night at the concert, she said she likes french kissing the french
it was part of her show!

All was amazing, vibrant, vivid, fast paced and crazy.
Leny Kravitz was in the audience.
The Olypia Hall was packed.
She said she was very honored to be performing on the same stage where Edith Piaf once sanged.
Team America says – reply to this

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Madonna is a GODDESS!!! FIRST?????
Paris ( the city not the ho) says – reply to this

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Well Perez, shame you did not get invited because it was an excellent show, way better than the New York one. Madonna was in a great mood, Howard Stern was there in the audience too.

Oh, does the "not invited to the show" explains your 360° turn on Madonna ?
Well i understand your bitterness because it was unbelievably unique !
katie! says – reply to this

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Hasn't this been done before?? over it.
travisita says – reply to this

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Give it up madonna, you dumb hag.
eli says – reply to this

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Ick.
dishy says – reply to this

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HARD CANDY is worse than American Life! I heard the entire thing last weekend! She is such a minimal talent for the millions of idiots today! OH SHE KISSED ANOTHER GIRL! OOOOOOH! Whatever, Vadge!
jacqui says – reply to this

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i thought it was pete wentz too … and come on madonna, you're past your time and you have kids … grow up
aaasdf says – reply to this

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stupid
Tina says – reply to this

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Hey if the bitch has got it….flaunt it! Stop being haters.
akex says – reply to this

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To get superdelegate backing, Clinton needs three things: Momentum, spin and fear.How abt MERIT.?????????????????????
asdfre says – reply to this

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such an exhibitionist.
Noway says – reply to this

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Mariah sold more!
kat says – reply to this

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madonna has become a fame whore. She needs to come up with something
new!
joe says – reply to this

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I wonder what Mr. Ritchie thinks?
Mooshy says – reply to this

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Has she ran out of ideas for publicty stunts? The attention whore is repeating herself!
HEY FATASS!! says – reply to this

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Hey Perez!!!
If you actually read these comments…..why cant you stop those spam comments? I read the comments to see what people think, and having to read the same spam everytime I'm here.
Isn't there some way you can block their e-mail address or something?
I used to come here everyday…..then it went to every other…..pretty soon…CLEEK!
Help us people who actually like this site!!!
nicole says – reply to this

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3rd…everything is a publicity stunt…she is a has been
lydia says – reply to this

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HOT
Christina says – reply to this

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Why do her arms look like the Incredible Hulk just before he goes postal?
LolA says – reply to this

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why is my mom such a fooking freak!!!!
aleja now straight from italy says – reply to this

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omg what an attention whore. is that the kind of example she wants to set for her daughter?
pete says – reply to this

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i thought it was pete wentz too !! same gay clothes
samantha says – reply to this

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Next she'll be putting back on the cone bra…boring.
Jokeaccount says – reply to this

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Grandma likes the girls.
JS says – reply to this

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—————————–
Britney Spears "Blackout" sold 290,000 in its first week and you called it a bomb.
YOU ARE A HYPOCRITE!!!
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—————————–
Britney Spears "Blackout" sold 290,000 in its first week and you called it a bomb.
YOU ARE A HYPOCRITE!!!
—————————–

—————————–
Britney Spears "Blackout" sold 290,000 in its first week and you called it a bomb.
YOU ARE A HYPOCRITE!!!
—————————–
master patrick says – reply to this

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everybody is talking about numbers and nobody is talking about Q U A L I T Y
Cameron says – reply to this

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What happened to all the Mariah/Madonna matchups??? If Mariah sold that much, you wouldnt be saying "not too shaby" You'd be calling it a flop.
TIG says – reply to this

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PEREZ HILTON = DISNEY'S BITCH
Amelle from Voici.fr says – reply to this

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Her name is Sofia Boutella, she is a French ( algerian roots) dancer, she made big ad for NIKE and SEAT, she definetly rocks!
Gossips says that she is actually dating the french JT called Matt Pokora!
Kiss from Paris!
;)
NELL says – reply to this

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look at her arms!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrgh I don't want to be old!!!!!!!!
believer says – reply to this

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Her she is again…..making a living doing crap like this. I've said it before….she says she is such a strict mom that she won't even let them watch TV. Give me a break. What a low life.
WiseOne says – reply to this

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xxx@xxx.com says – reply to this

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hate to break it to you, perez, but mc sold a lot more!!! lol
Laurie says – reply to this

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Sorry - she's too old to look sexy doing girl on girl stuff, or in her case, grandma on girl stuff - it's pretty gross actually - I feel sorry for the dancer…It would be just as gross if she was a man - seeing 50 year olds get it on is NOT sexy. It sounds mean, but it's true.
jeff says – reply to this

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DESPERATE!!! AND UGLY!!!
DC says – reply to this

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OLD ACT
EWWWWW sad says – reply to this

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she is a disgusting half century old grandma.
marjan says – reply to this

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Actually Perez.. THOSE NUMBERS SUCK!!!

WHAT HAPPENED TO "MADONNA WILL OUTSELL MARIAH ON FIRST WEEK SALES?!" HAHAHA. THAT OLD ASS B*TCH! MARIAH SOLD ALMOST DOUBLE THAT!!!!!!

NO ONE LIKES MADONNA. GET OVER IT.
Manhattaniterbiter says – reply to this

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COULD SHE BE ANY MORE DESPERATE????????????
COULD SHE BE ANY MORE DESPERATE????????????
COULD SHE BE ANY MORE DESPERATE????????????
COULD SHE BE ANY MORE DESPERATE????????????
COULD SHE BE ANY MORE DESPERATE????????????
COULD SHE BE ANY MORE DESPERATE????????????
COULD SHE BE ANY MORE DESPERATE????????????
COULD SHE BE ANY MORE DESPERATE????????????
COULD SHE BE ANY MORE DESPERATE????????????
COULD SHE BE ANY MORE DESPERATE????????????
COULD SHE BE ANY MORE DESPERATE????????????
COULD SHE BE ANY MORE DESPERATE????????????
SkyeBlue says – reply to this

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She has been an attention whore for 25 years. She is old now, why doesn't she just go home? Or is she going to be like The Rolling Stones and be making a joke of herself when she is 75, still posing in every picture with her legs spread, wearing skimpy costumes and kissing girls young enough to be her grand-daughter?
By the way, why doesn't anyone ever question her sanity and call her a "Psycho" for speaking in a phony British accent like they do Britney? She is from MICHIGAN!
George F says – reply to this

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Madonna can Kiss me anytime!!! I love her—
Madonna can Kiss me anytime!!! I love her—
Madonna can Kiss me anytime!!! I love her—
Madonna can Kiss me anytime!!! I love her—
Madonna can Kiss me anytime!!! I love her—
Madonna can Kiss me anytime!!! I love her—
Madonna can Kiss me anytime!!! I love her—
Trish says – reply to this

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Pete Wentz!! Yes i thought so too.. What an example she sets for her kids. She must think that it is cool to kiss chics at her concerts…I dont disagree but, what about her kids.She is supposed to be so sophisticated now..yea right!!
twinklinstarr99 says – reply to this

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Hahah. She looks like a he.
I thought it was Pete Wentz too!! says – reply to this

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Madonna seems to be clutching hard to youth in a youth obsessed culture.
I guess I don't have judgement on her- but I hope our culture starts to appreciate the beauty of aging and living at some point too.
But seeing Madonna make out with that woman on stage seems strange- what is she trying to prove?
Maybe Madonna needs to find a way for herself to identify with herself as still beautiful but in a different way than when she was 30.
JRZYSHREWHRE says – reply to this

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WTF IS SHE WEARING???? ADIDAS PANTS??????? COOOOOOOOL……
WTF IS SHE WEARING???? ADIDAS PANTS??????? COOOOOOOOL……
WTF IS SHE WEARING???? ADIDAS PANTS??????? COOOOOOOOL……
WTF IS SHE WEARING???? ADIDAS PANTS??????? COOOOOOOOL……
WTF IS SHE WEARING???? ADIDAS PANTS??????? COOOOOOOOL……
WTF IS SHE WEARING???? ADIDAS PANTS??????? COOOOOOOOL……
WTF IS SHE WEARING???? ADIDAS PANTS??????? COOOOOOOOL……
WTF IS SHE WEARING???? ADIDAS PANTS??????? COOOOOOOOL……
WTF IS SHE WEARING???? ADIDAS PANTS??????? COOOOOOOOL……
bomb says – reply to this

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282,000 is shitty!

as usual, she's displaying morally corrupt behavior for a "mother."
sarahcuda says – reply to this

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she will suck anything
PEREZEMBARRASSESGAYMENEVERYWHERE says – reply to this

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MADONNA WEARS THE MOST SHITEOUS CLOTHES OUT THERE.
MADONNA WEARS THE MOST SHITEOUS CLOTHES OUT THERE.
MADONNA WEARS THE MOST SHITEOUS CLOTHES OUT THERE.
MADONNA WEARS THE MOST SHITEOUS CLOTHES OUT THERE.
MADONNA WEARS THE MOST SHITEOUS CLOTHES OUT THERE.
MADONNA WEARS THE MOST SHITEOUS CLOTHES OUT THERE.
MADONNA WEARS THE MOST SHITEOUS CLOTHES OUT THERE.
MADONNA WEARS THE MOST SHITEOUS CLOTHES OUT THERE.
MADONNA WEARS THE MOST SHITEOUS CLOTHES OUT THERE.
MADONNA WEARS THE MOST SHITEOUS CLOTHES OUT THERE.
MADONNA WEARS THE MOST SHITEOUS CLOTHES OUT THERE.
MADONNA WEARS THE MOST SHITEOUS CLOTHES OUT THERE.
MADONNA WEARS THE MOST SHITEOUS CLOTHES OUT THERE.
MADONNA WEARS THE MOST SHITEOUS CLOTHES OUT THERE.
MADONNA WEARS THE MOST SHITEOUS CLOTHES OUT THERE.
jessica says – reply to this

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look at the inside of her left arm in the bottom picture. not to shabby perhaps, but certainly a little saggy.
Amy says – reply to this

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She's a mom. She has a husband. I don't care if it's show business or not. Have some self-respect and know that your kids are watching.
Madonna smells like an old fart! says – reply to this

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This has been done before and it was stupid back then. I think she has run out of stupid stunts and has to dig deep into her old hag bag and come up with something new! I feel sorry for her kids, husband and family!
PEREZ IS A HIDEOUS SLOB AND HIS SITE IS SUCKING MAJORLY says – reply to this

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MADONNA IS UNTALENTED AND FUG.
MADONNA IS UNTALENTED AND FUG.
MADONNA IS UNTALENTED AND FUG.
MADONNA IS UNTALENTED AND FUG.
MADONNA IS UNTALENTED AND FUG.
MADONNA IS UNTALENTED AND FUG.
MADONNA IS UNTALENTED AND FUG.
MADONNA IS UNTALENTED AND FUG.
MADONNA IS UNTALENTED AND FUG.
MADONNA IS UNTALENTED AND FUG.
MADONNA IS UNTALENTED AND FUG.
MADONNA IS UNTALENTED AND FUG.
MADONNA IS UNTALENTED AND FUG.
MADONNA IS UNTALENTED AND FUG.
MADONNA IS UNTALENTED AND FUG.
MADONNA IS UNTALENTED AND FUG.
MADONNA IS UNTALENTED AND FUG.
MADONNA IS UNTALENTED AND FUG.
nineteen says – reply to this

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britney spears' blackout kinda sold the same WITHOUT promotions/appearances and with extremely negative image/worst press and boycotts (one from you)…..

britney spears' blackout kinda sold the same WITHOUT promotions/appearances and with extremely negative image/worst press and boycotts (one from you)…..

britney spears' blackout kinda sold the same WITHOUT promotions/appearances and with extremely negative image/worst press and boycotts (one from you)…..
jayna says – reply to this

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She is so gross! I would be so embarassed if my mother was spread eagle in photo shoots, and kissing other females. She really needs to hang it up, and realize it's time to retire her act.
MADONNA IS A FUCKING OLD PIG! (THAT'S A KID SHE KISSING, NO MORALS) says – reply to this

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WTF, THIS IS THE WOMAN THAT WONT LET HER KIDS WATCH TV!
AtSt says – reply to this

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Fucking hypocrite, a debut at #1 with that amount of copies is a bomb, as it was with Britney. Mariah sold double!!
ONCE A WHORE ALWAYS A WHORE says – reply to this

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ya, who said she is reinventing herself again?? HAHAHA my ass! she is the biggest whore on the entertainment bussiness, she just parasites from the young artist who already have been sucsessful by us not by her.
marnie says – reply to this

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WHOREDONNA needs to go AWAY!! She's nothing but a disgusting lil-troll!!
I can't wait until she has to explain ALL the stuff she's done to her children! Her sex book should be a great start with her daughter!
w says – reply to this

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NO 1 in 25 countries..now thats not too shabby..
Hayder says – reply to this

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Madonna is a disgrace, using homosexuality as a marketing tool. It isn't even hot. It's like when your aunt with the mustache kisses your uncle with the tits whilst a cigarette hangs out of her mouth. You just kind of rase the disgusted eyebrows as vomit rises from the back of your throat.
Christine says – reply to this

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She is a Mother! What her kids must think of her! NO CLASS!! If that was my Mom, I would be humiliated. She is not 20 something anymore. She should act age appropriate.
blankita says – reply to this

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282 000…That's not too good for a Madonna first week, personnaly I'm trippin on 4min… we shall see for the rest …
Slut for life. says – reply to this

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Madonna will never change will she? Bad example for her kiddies.
PEREZ NO MORE MADONNA! says – reply to this

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SHE IS SO FUCKING GROSS!
Augiedog says – reply to this

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I guess she can't sing and dance like a talented artist so she has drum up some free press. Perez you're a sucker!! I guess Lola and Rocco will never be allowed to watch TV or read a paper. Can't be allowed to see Mummy behaving badly.
katie says – reply to this

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mariah made have sold just a bit more in usa so far..but thats it ..she doesnt really sell very well around the world poor girl..they have better tastes..and madonna is an international superstar..
Johnny Cakes says – reply to this

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what the fuck is she wearing?
katlyn says – reply to this

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Haven't I seen this before???
Cuddles says – reply to this

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WOW-selling albums is really hard work, Madonna has to make out with a little girl and Mariah gets married, no wonder Miley is half naked, she has to keep up with these 2 "Publicity Stunt Pros"
former Madonna fan says – reply to this

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she's really too old for this type of publicity stunt! it's not really cute or titalating or "shocking" anymore, just plain desperate & pathetic, and 282K it's not horrible but it's almost 100K LESS than COADF's 1st week and about 1/2 of what Mariah sold
EEWWWY MOTHER says – reply to this

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Why does she thinks doing this makes her relevant when she is a freaking half century and older than my dad. Madonna please change grow up or die out or something.
littlet says – reply to this

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isn't that pete wentz??
poopoo says – reply to this

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eww…
Lolo says – reply to this

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WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOUR KIDS GONNA THINK OF YOU WHEN THEY SEE THIS U WHOREEEEE….SHE KNOWS SHE IS OVER AND ONE WITH AND HAS TO RESTORT TO SHIT LIKE THIS FOR MEDIA COVERAGE…GROW THE FUCK UP YOU'RE TOOOOOOO OLD FOR THIS AND ITS A SURPRISE SHE HAS STATED THAT SHE WONT LET HER KIDS WATCH TV COS APPARENTLY ITS BAD AND SHOWS BAD THINGS WELL OLD SHIT LOOK AT WHAT YOU'RE DOING…WHAT A PATHETIC PIECE OF CRAP
Monstra says – reply to this

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ENOUGH with the freaking track pants!!! And with a lace top? What?
Booorrrrrinnggg, try to maybe do something new, Madonna. Gee, we've never you seen you kiss a chick before. Yawn.
Guy Richie can do better than her says – reply to this

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This is what she will be doing on a full time basis when her much younger, much cuter, much saner husband leaves her for a much younger, much cuter, much saner other woman.
skippy says – reply to this

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Why is it when married performers suck face with someone other than their spouses, its considered risqué, but when a regular person does it, they are tagged as sluts?
Maho is a shock artist. Frankly, I'm sure the Miley photos put a wrench in her publicity, which means of course she has to swap spit with someone she's not married to.
Did she choose Kaballah because she's not held to any standards?
Her album would be nowhere without the collaboration of today's "IT" producers and artists, and frankly, even her show at Roseland was, according to some critics, similar to a trip to the gym: Very perfunctory.
So go ahead, Vagians, give Maho your money.
She's your hero, but she's an embarrassment to true artists!
x says – reply to this

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Re: bomb – thats just the first week so not so shitty
kiki says – reply to this

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She's got to stop kissing everyone. She's vcool but not that hot. To me it seems the kiss of death. Look wat happened to Britney
Old people breath alert! says – reply to this

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Oooh!
Koowallalampour says – reply to this

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i love madonna butt…
look at her arm in the first pic
UGH
heyyall says – reply to this

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Ashley is gonna be pissed!
Gray pubs Madonna says – reply to this

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old grey pubs twat, she looks nasty not hot.
fred says – reply to this

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tired.

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