They Need To Get Their Eyes Checked
Filed under: Personally Perez > Anglophilia
The new issue of More magazine in the U.K. have done a cute lil' item in their new issue comparing Perez to Take That hottie Gary Barlow.
We wish!!!!!!!
Posted: May 7, 2008 at 11:28 am



first, loves it
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
yeah right
You're looking very HOT Perez! Keep up the good work!
OMG he (Gary) could pass for your brother or something in this pic.
ugh. they both look like shit. however one is a sad, FAT shit. keep trying chubby and show us all how pathetic you really are.
I don't know Perez I think they may be onto something
Your new look hair, weight and makeup looks so hot! Keep it up
Luvs Ya!!
you did have too much makeup on that night. it looked like you were a Ken doll.
i got that magazine! well funny
who?
i don't see the resemblence…..
Ah c'mon, Perez, you;re hot !!!!!
Not that far off, actually, Perez. A little more scruff, just a few more pounds off and it's dead on!
ha
first!
made me smile when I saw this yesterday! nearly emailed you it lol
first…gazza hot
um… it's obviousy a jab.. you look nothing like barlow.. you are a fat, queeny, oily-faced slob. You can lose weight, perez, but you can't lose ugly.
You are looking fierce these days, Perez!
SHEEEEEEEEEEIT! HE LOOKS HUMAN AND YOU……HMMMMMMM? ROTFLMFAO
Perez you look amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are WAY cuter than Gary Barlow! Keep up the hard work, you look absolutely stunning and have been such an inspiration to my health/work out kick!!!! Thanks!
Perez, Perez, Perez … TOO much makeup is NEVER HOT … on a guy or even a girl!
YOU FINALLY GOT ONE RIGHT DISGUST-O
YOU LOOK NOTHING LIKE HIM
YOU WISH
LOL
NO REALLY, IN ALL SERIOUSNESS
YOU DISGUST ME
YOUR FAT AND NASTY
P-FAT-NASTY
Perez….you are soooo freaking hot. If only you liked girls……we could hook up. I would bring my dogs! I love you.
Perez — This is a great look for you. Keep it up. Do a Courtney Love on yourself and start wearing Prada suits!
Andrew
u guys do kinda look alike… but u did have a little too much makeup on that night
Yeah take that suck but im not cruel enough to compare gary barlow to you.
Maybe the person that wrote that in MORE was blinde or pissed that night.
You're so adorable
The last thing to go will be your perceived self-image. You are a handsome guy, weight on or off. (Better off, but only for your health.)
perez!! you look sexified in that picture!!
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FUCK THEM YOU LOOK HANDSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Come on Perez, you know you're pretty hot now!
like i said. one can lose weight, but one cannot lose fugly…
You're still ugly… and damn.. didn't know you could get faggier.. but you have! Don't flatter yourself!
haha more like is that you PErEZ on Gossip Girl! The DOG WALKER! aha
Perez you're looking great lately. You look very mature and it fits you.
they're kinda right about the too much make-up. But I would've said you looked like a Jessica Alba impersonator.
You ve got to be kidding
Not even close
Perez, you look so much better now!!








Perez, you look so much better now!!
Perez, you look so much better now!!
Perez, you look so much better now!!
Perez, you look so much better now!!
Perez, you look so much better now!!
Perez, you look so much better now!!
Perez, you look so much better now!!
Perez, you look so much better now!!
Perez, you look so much better now!!
Malario is starting to look like a chubby version of Ryan Seacrest. Now they share two things in common…hint hint…
You look GREAT Perez!!!! Keep up the good work! Thank you for all you do!
Perez, you are looking quite ferosh you know…I could see how they say that! =)
YOU DO NOT LOOK LIKE THAT GUY PEREZ, THOSE PEOPLE ARE SMOKING CRACK. I LIKE YOUR NEW LOOK MUCH BETTER THAN THE OLD ONE; MUCH MORE GROWN UP & HANDSOME:)
WHATS UP FAT BODY? YOU SHOULD BE SO HAPPY THEY PUT YOUR NAME ON A BETTER LOOKING HUMAN BEING.
LMAO!!! Yeah right!!! You look like that dude after tons of drugs and brownies.
HAHAHA! anybody who say you look "hot" should get their eyes checked. Hilton is so fuckin homely not even his mom wants anything to do with him, he looks like a 80's new wave popstar, what a goddamn douchebag!
I would do unspeakable things to Gary Barlow- but in a good way
Perez has the ultimate case of gay face, fugly to boot
I love it that all the pro-Perez comments i.e. (Perez, you look hot!!) are from fat or obese tween girls and tween fat gay boys. Clearly, there is no symmetry or harmony to Pear-ass's face. I mean, you have to be blind. This guy will NEVER, EVER be attractive..much less pleasant looking. Lastly, there is no comparison whatsoever…its like comparing Parasite Hilton with Angelina Jolie.
WE WHO????
You & the worm in your pocket??? Or Teddy???
I love the hair Perez!
You're a hottie perez, don't be so down on yourself! LOVE YOU!!
you seriously did have waaaaaaaayyyyyyyy too much make up on. You looked greasy too
Damn P, You are looking sooo hot, If I was a guy and gay, I would totally be trying to stalk you
Geeeez. Gary Barlow is hot, Perez IS not!
perez do a column in more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i prefer a colored-hair Perez *
If i were Gary Barlow id be slashing my wrists after being compared to Perez!! They look nothing alike, this is obviously a dig at Gary.. compliment to Perez, insult to Barlow!
And Perez lay off the fucking make up, you look like a pre-op tranny in that pic!
*laughs at Perez thinking he is hot*
Gary B is sex on legs. You, my dear are looking great too. Keep up the good work!!
Re: heywood – you're the one on his site… so I'm thinking that makes YOU the pathetic one if you don't like him.
Exactly! That fat cow couldn't never look like Gary.
I gotta hand it to you, Perez. You are looking a lot better these days. Congrats that your working out and diet is working out!
Gary, when are you going to perform in the U.S? I've been a fan since the 90's. I would luv to see you and TAKE THAT!!!!
They aren't saying you are handsome. They are just saying that you put too much makeup and contour on your chubby face and you ended up looking eerily similar to Gary Barlow. You can never be handsome Perez, your features are too wide or something. They want you to stop trying to look hot and just stick to your "quirky" look (purple and orange hair). Sorry, but someone has to translate that article for you.
kinda looks like you if ya squint ya eyes lol
Umm… you look nothing alike.
Sorry Sweetie, it had to be said.
You really did over do it on the make up.
Less is more…less is more.
The only thing I care less about than your political views are articles about you. Perez, you are not a celebrity, despite what you may think.
Perez, you can lose weight but you'll always have that homely pigface.
You look great and people are talking about you. Everyone's gotta change to keep things interesting. Keep it up!
Perez, what a freakin compliment!! Gary Barlow is so hot!!
Perez
you look great in the photo
keep up the good work with diet/exercise (dancing in the closet)
you do look pretty hot in the picture Perez, but you'll never be as hot as our Barlow, or the rest of Take That for that matter. OOOF JASON!
Hola Perez!!!
I Love Take That and Gary Barlow!!
Estas guapisimo con el Look de Gary!!
Me hace mucha ilusion que pongas cosas de Take That en tu web!!
Besos!
why do yo always say We?? how many personalities do you have?
you are looking hott!! hell I will even give you HOTTT!!!!
I'll second that #2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH yeah right!!!!!!!
Perez, your diligence is certainly paying off. You are looking damn good! Stay away from the over-the-top hair & make-up. You look much better when you aren't so flamboyant. Keep up the good work & you will have your pick of men on July 4.
Much luv for P, but ummm my luv for GB goes way backkkkkkkkkk
not so far as TT but right after the split when he started his solo stuff. OK, NOT OK P does not look like Gary at all………
Cheers P Nasty… your looking good though!
keep it up.
You wish perez. You wish!!!!
Perez! Did you see THIS in Rosie's "ask ro" section today on her blog — seems EVERYONE is noticing how great you're doing!:
nicole Writes:
what do you think of perez hilton?
i am happy he is losing weight
getting healthy
Yeah. I love Perez, but you do look like you have on a little too much blush, but you look like that other guy.
YOU ARE PRECIOUS!!!
just soo cute!
Who the hell comes up with this? Really? They look nothing alike! Mr Barlow is clearly sexier.
QUIT CALLING YOURSELF "WE", FATTY. IT'S AS ANNOYING AS PEOPLE SAYING "FIRST!" AND TYPING IN ALL CAPS. Uh…oops.
you look like a tranny.
Re: FUCKPEREZ –
why bother coming on and commenting here to be plain rude??
learn some manners before u start that…
"nasty"- speak for yourself grow up little child
Why do ppl get on here to run (Perez) you down? If ya don't like Perez find something else to do. There's nothing clever about making fun of anyone! Keep making us laugh Perez.
you look fantastic perez! good for you
You lookin fuck hot…… deal…..
Clearly the person who wrote the article was stoned out of their mind at the time..
Perez I have to tall you im impress ’cause I saw you in the Newspaper "El Nuevo Dia" in Por Dentro, thats so great I lov u Perez
frankenfug… you are just too queenfaced to look good. You always have this "im a big fat star fucking happy homo" on your face. So fug.
are you kidding me…. do you see the question marks behind the name's? they are switched to show that they are confused purposefully. And you had too much make up on you looked like a wax doll.
But your diet and exercise is serving you well : )
comparing Perez to Gary Barlow is like comparing Rachel Walch to the back of a bus
Perez, what have you done to your eyes? I guess its only ok for you to have procedures done to your face and body.
Actually, I think you look really nice (lately). I like the digression from the flamboyant hair and big teeshirts to a more GQ look.
I never comment on your blog–but I've been noticing your evolvement with great approval
U WISH FAT BITCH!
Perez,
Quit messing with your hair every week or youre going to end up bald. That is all, as you were.
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no shit do they need their eyes checked…you look NOTHING alike. hes gorgeous…your just a fat pig that no one likes to look at