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You KNOW things are bad when Lindsay Lohan's mom is giving your mom advice!

And that's just was Dina Lohan is doing.

The mother of the year offers some parenting tips to Miley Cyrus's mom.

Dina was being honored this week in New York by "Mingling Moms."

Orange Oprah was being presented an award for being one of the Top 20 Moms in Long Island by the "Mingling Moms of long Island." Must suck to have your mom on that same list as Dina!!!!

And while there, a reporter asked Lohan what advice she would give to Miley's mom.

Lohan responded with, "I don't know Miley's mom, but you know, just say strong and keep your head up. And she's talented [Miley] and stay focused."

Oh and then she adds, "You know, and be her mom."

Ha! If only she would follow her own advice!

That's almost as good as Lynne Spears and her parenting skills book.

These Hollywood moms should all get together and write a book on what NOT to do as a parent.

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90 comments to “This Is Not A Joke”

  1. --- says – reply to this


    1

    orlynao?

  2. c***t says – reply to this


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    second

  3. care says – reply to this


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    hollywood parents are a joke

  4. Bootylicious says – reply to this


    4

    Slut Bag!!

  5. chloe says – reply to this


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    ewww bitch is gross lmao just like her daughter!!! perez u should whip these moms in shape!

  6. Negrita says – reply to this


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    Unbelievable, no wonder so many teen girls are messed up with awful role model mothers like this. Now I understand why LILO acts this way poor girl she was doomed from the start with a mother like her.

  7. chrissy says – reply to this


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    jeees, shes like the worst mother ever.

  8. li says – reply to this


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    FIRST

  9. gina says – reply to this


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    This is a joke. Just because her daughter isn't under 18 doesn't mean that this woman can't spend time with her. Look at Lindsay, rehab'd and livin with a lesbian. What a joke the Lohan family turned out to be…is there an award for that?!@#$%

  10. I THOUGHT IT WAS PAM ANDERSON says – reply to this


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    I swear, I thought that was PA for a second.

  11. somebody says – reply to this


    11

    Happy birthday C***T

  12. AcneVanish says – reply to this


    12

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  13. STFU Skank whore says – reply to this


    13

    Nasty fucking ginger cunt

  14. stevey j says – reply to this


    14

    hahah what a fuck up!

  15. ami says – reply to this


    15

    Why keep bagging on Lynne Spears?? Oh yeah, ’cause she abandoned her daughters during their time of need. Right. BACK OFF!

  16. eeek says – reply to this


    16

    Actually, take a second look and you will see Lilo.

  17. crazy says – reply to this


    17

    ahhahaha. that's funny

  18. who says – reply to this


    18

    Is that Lindsey or Dina?

  19. JANIE says – reply to this


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    Why not mention how she ditched family therapy for this shietious "award ceremony"??!!

  20. Kim says – reply to this


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    yo, perez, why don't you report on brit anymore? your site is going way too soft- i'm starting to not be interested anymore. go back to your old self. stop kissing ass.

  21. I'm serious says – reply to this


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    I'm confused. Is that Lindsey?

  22. sarah says – reply to this


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    haha..
    second :p

    T.I.

  23. Dina says – reply to this


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    If Dina is one of the top 20 moms in LI then all the other moms there should just kill themselves because thats nothing to live up to…..what an embarrassment…she raised her daughter to make a few million dollars before age 21 and also get two dui's and have 3 trips to rehab….GRREATTTTT parenting….I think someone should have told their daughter to go to college…

  24. alison says – reply to this


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    Get the bottle outa ur daughters hand thennnn give some advice…asswipe

  25. akoi says – reply to this


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    i wish all the lohans would fall off a cliff!!! Those white bitches are dirty as hell!

  26. bommie says – reply to this


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    The worst part is that this kadavar has given her genes to her daughters…those two allready start to look run down and over the hill..

  27. mandy says – reply to this


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    ha! lindsey's mom can't help miley! miley has already been a WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  28. Douche says – reply to this


    28

    She looks like she has a veneral disease

  29. JohnnyDo says – reply to this


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    For the life of me, will someone tell me what the hell is wrong with her mouth? (besides the stretch marks)

  30. The DR is in says – reply to this


    30

    The hands give it away. It's mom.

  31. diggity says – reply to this


    31

    She is worse than Lynne Spears. At least Lynne Spears isn't out partying herself!

  32. asd says – reply to this


    32

    WRITE ABOUT BRITNEY FUCK!!!!!
    WRITE ABOUT BRITNEY FUCK!!!!!
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    WRITE ABOUT BRITNEY FUCK!!!!!
    WRITE ABOUT BRITNEY FUCK!!!!!

    WRITE ABOUT BRITNEY FUCK!!!!!
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    WRITE ABOUT BRITNEY FUCK!!!!!

  33. WERWE says – reply to this


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    WHY DONT U WRITE ABOUT BRITNEY!!?!?!
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  34. efwef says – reply to this


    34

    WHY DONT U WRITE ABOUT BRITNEY!!?!?!
    WHY DONT U WRITE ABOUT BRITNEY!!?!?!
    WHY DONT U WRITE ABOUT BRITNEY!!?!?!
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    WHY DONT U WRITE ABOUT BRITNEY!!?!?!

  35. u can't tell them apart says – reply to this


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    Mom or Lindsey? They could be twins.

  36. Rev Jesse Jackson says – reply to this


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    this remind's me of the time my neighbor's cousin's friend's grandma's pet squirell had just laid a clutch of egg's and that dang squirell didn't want anything to do with them so they asked me to take them and see if there was anything I could do with them since I knew how to handle egg's and what not since I'm into roler pigeon's so I took them and made one hell of an omelete with half and had my pet spider monkey incubate the rest and when they hatched we had squirell monkey's runing all over the intersection of florence and normandie. well, that's neither here nor there. what I really wanted to say was that my day laborer's working on the rebulding of my house after that deep fryer incident the other day are working out just fine and I only have to pay them $40.00 a day which isn't bad. by the way, if anybody is interested in any squirell hybrid's just email me and I will personally deliver them to you and you can also sample some of my famous chitterlins. well gotta go , I think my pet anaconda is barking at the mail carrier.

  37. weewe says – reply to this


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    WHY DONT U WRITE ABOUT BRITNEY!!?!?!
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  38. Lindsay BlowHand says – reply to this


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    Mommy, why are you such a silly looking slut?

  39. That's Lindsey says – reply to this


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    That's Lindsey. You can tell.

  40. pshaw says – reply to this


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    don't forget to add your mom to the list. She must have done a number on you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  41. Nicole says – reply to this


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    leave mileys mum alone. shes doing fyn and like Lindsay Lohan mum is any better at least miley anit on drugs like she is

  42. Kaye says – reply to this


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    It makes me embarrassed to say I'm from Long Island. Everyone knows people up Island are Trashy.

  43. lef says – reply to this


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    Did the Loretta Lynn hairdou come back in style???

  44. dina is a joke says – reply to this


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    dina a frump who spawned a slut , thief, druggie drunkard and thats just one daughter……………..

  45. Michael Cac says – reply to this


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    Am I the only one to notice? Dina Lohan has MAN HANDS!!!!!

  46. jayden james says – reply to this


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    WOW - someone hit the wall!

  47. QUIT SUCKING OFF YOUR KIDS says – reply to this


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    CAN'T
    YOU
    FIND
    A
    JOB
    THAT
    DOESN'T
    INVOLVE
    YOUR
    KIDS
    CREATING
    THE
    DAMN
    JOB
    FOR
    YOU?
    LOOK
    HOW
    WELL
    YOU
    'MANAGED'
    LINDSAY!
    DAMN.

  48. MAMA BUTTAFUCO says – reply to this


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    I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE THEY HONOR ALL THESE LONG ISLAND CUNTS AND FORGET ME, JOEY BUTTAFUCO'S MOTHER!!

  49. lilli says – reply to this


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    but Dina IS her mom and been there thru all Lindsay's stuff - u CAN'T deny - give di people dem a res Perez!

  50. anna says – reply to this


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    If she were a good mother she would know where to draw the line between parenting and friendship. If your child has dependancy issues the last place you want to take her is to a club where there are potential drugs and alcohol. In her case she is an enabler and obviously not in control. I have to say I disagree with holding Mama Spears and Mama Cyrus completely responsible for their daughters' actions. Today there are no excuses for teens especially famous ones to not use protection, to not show restraint, and to have "friends" take provacative pictures. There are always possible consequences. What they are most guilty of is asuming that because of their celebrity that these girls are mature. Lets face it teenager=experimentation, rebellion and curiousity unfortuantely when you add money and power there are bound to be casualies:(

  51. GO DINA! says – reply to this


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    I DONT THINK ANYBODY HERE HAS THE RIGHT TO JUDGE ANYONE ELSE'S PARENTING STYLES. YES, SHE IS LINDSEY'S MOM, BUT LINDESEY IS GROWN, AND YOU CANT TELL A GROWN PERSON WHAT TO DO. LINDSEY IS OLD ENOUGH TO MAKE HER OWN DECISIONS AND ALL DINA CAN DO IS SUPPORT HER DAUGHTER, WHICH SHE HAS!

    I AM 22, AND I WISH MY MOM WOULD TRY TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

  52. suzanne says – reply to this


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    Hello Mingling Mom's,
    I can't comprehend why you would choose to honor
    Dina Lohan as Mother of the Year. As a fellow
    long islander, I am not sure that you could have
    chosen a less worthy candidate. Was this a joke?
    Honest. If so, well played! If not, what exactly was the
    criteria; pimping out your daughter, partaking in drunken
    debauchery with those your daughter's age, and general
    uselessness? Please tell me - I need to know what I've
    been doing wrong!

    Cheers,
    Suzanne

  53. herbiefrog says – reply to this


    53

    someone [amongst many] said…

    pimping out your daughter, partaking in drunken
    debauchery with those your daughter's age, and general
    uselessness? Please tell me - I need to know what I've
    been doing wrong!

    hey babe… : ))
    how you doin'… ?

  54. Gwen says – reply to this


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    What a painfully cliche answe. Loser.

  55. anna says – reply to this


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    I understand that she is over 18 but this has been going on for quite a while. The smartest thing she ever did was make LL wait until she was 18 to announce her relationhip with Fez. For those of you who feel that noone should judge I disagree. People who put themselves in the limelight are setting themselves up to be scrutinized. But rule number one is knowing that you can't please everyone so no matter what someone will always have an opinion and feel obligated to share it.

  56. There are worst says – reply to this


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    She is not the worst mom.
    Angelina Jolie is the worst.

    Angelina is the new Mommie Dearest. See the movie.

  57. Leela says – reply to this


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    This woman is the reason behind Lindsey's rise and fall, and now problems. I think the same exact way about Britney's mother. It's time to hold these two "wannabe starlets, living through their daughters lives" accountable, and I'm SURE their daughters would totally agree. Trust me, books will be written and these women will be the source of their daughters problems. Dina and Lynn, your selfish, greedy ways WILL be revealed because you're daughters will come out with the truth.

  58. knifelicker.com says – reply to this


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    She's the biggest skank since her daughter! She should be arrested for child neglect!

  59. Flowerbomb says – reply to this


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    Who are the other 19? Lynne Spears, McCauley & Rory Culkins mom, those hateful bitches from I know my kid's a star on VHI, Jeffrey Dahmers mom and the 2 pregnant chicks who got busted for DUI???

  60. Nona says – reply to this


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    Has anyone else noticed that Lindsay is trying to make herself look like this ugly creature?

  61. E! says – reply to this


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    It's official. We live in a morally bankrupt society.

  62. brianna says – reply to this


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    i was there last night and i think everyone just needs to leave her alone. she was beautiful and extremely nice and stayed the entire night. Lilo is only 21 and honestly its not her mothers fault she's been in rehab….shit happens…a real mom stands by her daughter no matter what..she is supportive and there for her….end of story

  63. JohnnyDo says – reply to this


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    Re: GO DINA! – I'm not your mom, BUT GET A FUCKIN JOB!

  64. mad joe says – reply to this


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    She received a senseless award and now she´s giving advices!

  65. melissa says – reply to this


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    you know Perez…..THANK GOD SOMEONE TELLS THE TRUTH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!what a piece of shit of a fucking parent !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  66. HO HUM says – reply to this


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    What does the award really mean? Absolutely nothing! It's just a group of rich women in some place in the US with more time on their hands than they know what to do with. "Mingling Moms" - you've got to be kidding. I bet they all bitch about eachother behind eachothers' backs. They want to be noticed. So they pick one of themselves to give an award to. Of course they pick the one who's going to give them the most publicity. It's got nothing to do with the quality of this woman's mothering skills which rate pretty poorly in my book. They wanted publicity and they got it!

  67. neepur says – reply to this


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    LONG ISLAND? What a toilet!
    whatever, this cunt and her vile
    litter of sucking maggots need
    to go away forever.
    Fucking pusslips.

  68. MarvelBody.com says – reply to this


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    Mother's Day is coming up, which is a good opportunity to thank your mom for NOT being Dina Lohan.

  69. emmafrog says – reply to this


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    Is it just me, or does "Mingling Mums" sound kind of promiscuous??

  70. jenbunny says – reply to this


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    oh my god, that's a horrible story if true. what a disgrace, dina is a failure and an enabler, she's got no business advising anyone on parenting. if she's one of the 20 best moms on long island, then every girl from great neck to montauk should just start cutting themselves because it means they're doomed genetically and culturally. maybe they're the MINGING moms, not mingling. of all the people to give advice on parenting, i hope miley stays the hell was from all lohan tramps and other social diseases. otherwise, looks like next harvest will be even better!

  71. piazzasbuttplug says – reply to this


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    I heard that Ma Lohan taught Lindsay the joy of anal sex via a strap-on.

  72. demet says – reply to this


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    perez you're so conservative.. it's strange..

  73. anna says – reply to this


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    It should be interesting if she really does have a reality show. How sad for the television watching public that LaLa mama thinks we will appreciate getting to know her and her family up close and personal. She really is an idiot for setting herself up. Will someone enlighten me as to why we have to endure such crap on T.V. Whatever happened to fictional funny white trash sitcoms with meaning now we are going to be subjected to a boring "reality" white trash show that is meaningless:(

  74. Snickers says – reply to this


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    Asking Dina Loahn for parenting advice is like asking Adolf Hitler to speak at a NAACP awards luncheon.

  75. No "l" says – reply to this


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    This is obvious supposed to be MINGING MOMS. The misspelt it.

  76. booshdag says – reply to this


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    Jesus Christ! How much yarn is piled up on her head and how much make-up can this old whore cake on her face?

  77. Brokeback Alli says – reply to this


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    This old cunt Dina is just jealous because Miley Cyrus is worth mult-millions and her shitty daughter is poor. She's trying to suck up to the Cyrus' now since she sees her meal-ticket disappearing.

  78. fake says – reply to this


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    Fake tan, hair, nails and mother!

  79. heath says – reply to this


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  80. Michelle Renee C says – reply to this


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    Re: Snickers – ROTFLMAO!!!

  81. Bunny M says – reply to this


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    Damn! It's too bad that the Tracey Ullman show just wrapped. This would be perfect fodder for her Dina Lohan skits! Can you IMAGINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  82. Sum says – reply to this


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    Did she get a bad nose job???
    It looks pig like now!

  83. LOLOLOLOLOLOL says – reply to this


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    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! —- LONG ISLAND MUST REALLY SUCK SH*T, IF 'DRINK-A HO-HAN' IS ONE OF ITS BEST MOTHERS.

  84. M says – reply to this


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    OMG you could use her nostrils as a landing strip…

  85. Innocencenvrlast says – reply to this


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    OMG is everyone in long island crack addicted? ms. lohan should write a book on how to raise crack addicted rehab bound loser slut children,o wait britneys mom did that,well i guess they had to give her an award instead of a book, so heres to u dina to partying and screwing and doing more narcotics then your children but praying to god they catch up with you someday you dont deserve the "top mother" award you dont even deserve to be a mother but i guess between you n the girls father you take the cake….p.s congrats to you n your kids for sleeping wit all the wrong ppl im never going to long island it sounds like a horrible place to raise a family n by family(because the lohans dont know what that is) i mean children and parents with a stable growing environment

  86. Innocencenvrlast says – reply to this


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    ths slut should not be giving mileys mom advice her kids been on every drug in every rehab had every problem n most men have been in her if anything miley mom should give her advice and tell her to f#*k off

  87. Taylor says – reply to this


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    WTF is this ? Tish , Miley's mom is a great mom and i know she dosent need ANY advise !

  88. ccmyplaymate says – reply to this


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    i think it is sooo rediculous what is going on in teen slut town, Hollywood CA. These parents have no sense of control over their own lives and certainly not over that of their offspring. Instead they seem to be more concerned with money, which is really pathetic. Dina isn't fit to give advice to a chimp, what says miley's mom. Secondly, Miley showed her back and torso in some photos, i don't see the big controversy over her pics. I mean, they practically banished her from the christian community and questioned her integrity in saying she's a "virgin," (cuz what does that mean anyway, we can't even define sex). I think this whole deal is yet another example of our societies obsession with female sexuality, this forbidden thing that needs to be locked up and foresaken…..pfft…the only contradiction is society…you can't be saturated with sex and try to hinder female youths' access to the very thing you preach. Not all can be blamed on Dina, Society is just fucked.

  89. Casey says – reply to this


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    ahahaha they should get together and write what NOT to do as a parent :P

  90. Lesjahn says – reply to this


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    OH YAY, I"M ON THE FIRST PAGE!!!

    Miley's mom needs all the help she can get cause Miley is a disaster waiting to happen!