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Bad news for Xenu!
America is over Scientology's most famous disciple.
PerezHilton.com has learned that the Oprah episode featuring Barbara Walters on Tuesday BEAT the Tom Cruise shows (part one aired last Friday, part two aired on Monday) in the ratings game.
The Babs episode scored a 5.0/13 rating and the two Tom episodes both scored a 4.1/11.
Is Paramount sure they want to make another Mission Impossible film?
Bad idea!
Posted: May 7, 2008 at 4:15 pm



1st!!! and how can people follow seriously follow a religion founded by and fucking non fiction, fantasy author?
He's such a tool!!
I swear that man is not from planet earth, I feel sorry for Katie.
who are you to decide what we think………..grow up. you may be the next forgotten one.
i always knew barb was a skank
You are an idiot. Box office draw and TV ratings on a talk show do not correlate. Stop hating on everybody.
He's a fucking weirdo
Re: Blizz – I thought that "dietnetics" book was a home remedy book when I was younger. That's how they made it sound in the commercials. I think that's why they sold so many…..shit, I was 10 and I wanted one!!!
well he better just quit right now because a bunch of robots weren't watching him on Oprah. God you are unbelievable!
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you suck Perez. Leave him alone, he's way more decent that you'll ever be
maybe people are tired of oprah? i know i am..i used to watch but she's annoying now….i encourage my friends to not watch it…she brainwashes people. just my opinion
Tom Kruise is KrAzy! Who cares about him - He's history!
Katie acted like a strung puppet when she greeted Oprah. Tom had a death grip on her hand and when she went to leave "to take the kids to town" she said "I love you" to Tom like 3 times. BARF. Like she can't hang with Oprah…too busy…gotta take the kids to town!! Whatever…There is no room for anyone in Tom's life because his ego takes up all the space. He probably instructed Katie to stay for a moment, of course be charming and polite, make sure you say that you love me then get the fuck out of here because this is ALL ABOUT ME!!!! I feel so sorry for Katie. I hope she takes Suri and runs far far away.
Are you serious? Really, are you serious? Apples and oranges my friend. If Tom were promoting a book revealing he had an affair with a married Senator, ratings may have been different.
Why did Katey ever marry this looney tunes? Why did Nicole for that matter. He use to be cute and normal back in the day when he made Top Gun, now he is simply nutso. I feel sorry for Suri.
Tom didn't want Kate to talk in the interview. She might fuck up.
Overexposed, whacked out, out-of-touch with a Stepford-like trophy wife and biological kid. He needs to go away.
LOL! He's only a symptom of the crud underbelly of Hollywood.
OVER! Leave the stage.
I am so sick of this scientology bs! I'm glad his ratings were low… who wants to watch a looney toon bounce around on the couch anyways?
Re: Tomfan –
How are your stats? Less than 24 hours til Thursday, 2:00pm.
also, body thetan…
He was afraid she'd tell too much about the cult and it's teachings. Face it. America thinks Tom Cruise is a lost cause nut!
I watched part of episode one, but, had to stop because I ran to the bathroom vomiting! The whole thing was sickening. Katie in the beginning saying… I love you… then Oprah constantly sucking his dick through the whole episode. Episode two was even worse. It was a national holiday fot Cruise. EVERYONE was either sucking his dick or gently cupping his balls!
HE'S ONLY AN ACTOR!!!!!!!!!!!!! For fucks sake, you would have thought he cured gayness! That being said… he does have a nice house anda great view in Colorado, (thanks Oprah for repeating that fact every 2.5 minutes. She probably got to lick his ass for every compliment she said).
It's not saying too much for you when people would rather tune in to Bat cakes Walters.
I actually gained some respect from Tom when he was on the show monday..i have to admit on the fri show he was a lil odd..but I think hes one of those people that have a hard time getting out there thoughts..an overactive brain? anyways i thought he was a pretty down to earth guy on the monday show and isn't as bad as everyone puts him out to be.kind of made me feel bad for the guy. and of course barbara walters had more viewings they were advertising it for a week how she had an affair with a black man.it even intrigued me when i dont even care for her..but i couldnt even get into it she bores me and it seemed like everything she said was BS.just my opinion=)
WOW!!! THERE YOU HAVE IT PEREZ…THE STUDIO IS GOING TO BASE THE CHANCE OF MAKING MILLIONS UPON MILLIONS WORLD WIDE BASED ON A ONE POINT DIFFERENCE IN THE NIESEL RATINGS….WOW!!! ALL STUDIOS SHOULD FOLLOW THIS FORMULA…I MEAN IT WOULD SAVE THEM TIME AND MONEY IF THEY SIMPLY FOLLOW THIS FORMULA!!!
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It figures.
Boycott all $cientologists, all their projects, and all those who promote them. Your money only ends up in the hands of this very dangerous cult.
………I WILL MAKE A 'MISSION IMPOSSIBLE' FILM…..HE HE HE HE. BECAUSE…..YOU KNOW…… WHEN YOU DRIVE BY…..HE HE HE HE…YOU JUST KNOW YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN HELP…..YOU KNOW…HE HE HE
AND ALL YOU EARTHLINGS…..ER, NON XENUITES, WILL COME TO SEE IT…..YOU KNOW, I KNOW I AM THE ONLY ONE……HE HE HE HE HE…..ER, YOU KNOW.
SOONE "ELRON SURI" QUEEN OF THE GALACTIC FEDERATION WILL COME FORTH FROM HER CRYPT UNDER THE STAIRS IN TELURIDE….. YOU KNOW, HE HE HE…… SHE WILL BE READY TO TAKE OVER THIS LITTLE PLANET AND, HE HE HE, MAKE IT SUBJECT TO THE LAWS OF XENU. ALL THE WORLD WILL TREMBLE AND, UH, ….HE HE HE.
ALL THE MEN WILL BOW DOWN TO ME, QUEEN TOMASINA, AND, ER…..HE HE HE….AT LEAST IF THEY DON'T BOW THEY WILL GET ON THEIR KNEES…..OR I WILL GET ON MINE……HE HE HE.
I WILL REMOVE THE "GREAT TOOTH" BENEATH MY "GREAT NOSE" AND I KNOW, I JUST KNOW, IT WILL BE WORSHIPED. HAIL XENU. HE HE HE OPRAH WILL SHELTER ME WITH HER ASS AND PEACE WILL REIGN IN THE GALAXY…..VOLCANOES WILL ERUPT, I KNOW…..ALL BAD THETANS WILL BE E-METERED AWAY AND I WILL HAVE ALL MEN WORSHIP ME…NO WOMEN, ONLY MEN. QUEEN SURI AND QUEEN TOM WILL RULE FOREVER!
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HE HE HE HE HE………I KNOW………I JUST KNOW……IT'S ALL SO CLEAR…HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE
What a nut job. I lost ALL respect for him, and personally I will NEVER ever watch any more of his moves again. He's just to freaking weird. Read some of the reports from ex Scientology members….it's scary stuff. I don't understand how he could be sucked into that.
I wish this asswipe would just accept the fact that the public just isn't that crazy about him anymore. His fans are mostly older middle aged women. He's getting older too.. Tom just fucking accept it… everyone's career and popularity take a nose dive over the years. Go do something constructive with your time like helping people or go direct or whatever, but stop making your shitty movies. No one really cares to see your silly ass in dopey films anymore. No more MI 4!! please!! no no no
ratings are pretty random perez.
Re: Christine – I know.. so true.. he's only an actor for shits sake. People and oprah were acting like he was some sort of god or cured cancer or something.. He's some asswipe that happened to get famous. Give me a break… I never saw so much ass kissing in my life on these two shows. I had to turn the second one off… made me want to go and vomit. And what was with that woman that's his fan. Flipping out over this dick wad… that woman needs some help badly
The whole world is OVER him.
He's so fucking crazy that nobody wants to have anything to do with this douchebag!!!
Re: ROCCO – IT'S BETTER THAN ANY FORMULA YOU COULD COME UP WITH YOU PATHETIC AND OBVIOUS SCIENTOLOTURD. 1 POINT IN THE NEILSONS…ESPECIALLY FOR DAYTIME PROGRAMMING…IS ASTRONOMICAL…AND PROVES POSITIVELY THAT SUBMISVE-QUEEN-TOM'S CAREER IS DEAD IN THE WATER…MAYBE YOU CAN CORNER HIM THE NEXT TIME YOU SEE HIM AT THE SCIENTOLOTURD CENTER AND CONSOLE HIM BY OFFERING TO FUCK HIM IN THE ASS…I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT ANAL PENITRATION ALWAYS CHEERS THE JERK UP. AMERICA…NO THE WORLD…IS FED UP WITH LITTLE TOMMY AND THOSE VERY FEW OF YOU WHO STILL LIKE HIM CAN JUST GO OUT AND RENT HIS MOVIES ON DVD…CAUSE ANYTHING HE PUTS OUT TO THEATRES NOW, WON'T PLAY LONGER THAN A WEEK !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tom Cruise is done! He can blame the media and religious bigots all he wants, but we all know it was his own words that came out of his mouth that has ruined his career. Tom we don't take kindly to people who support CULTS, y'know.
Katie is over too. She may have had a few male fans, but Mr. Dickwad wanted to make sure she was out of the lime light so he could mold his puppet. Kate, you're finished.
I didn't even think the couch incident was that bad.. it was kinda funny. What really sickens me is the Scientology crapola. When I saw those freaky videos of him talking about that stupid L. Ron Hubbard crap and SP's and whatever else the fuck they believe in.. that's when I got sick of him. How can anyone possibly believe that shit?? Tom instead of giving your millions to this fake b.s. "church" go help some people out that really need it. You want some advice and want your career to take off.. go do some philanthropy.. do some good things and then people will admire you and respect you. Now you're just some silly freaky weirdo that's into some bizarre cult.
Tom thought nothing of making sure he destroyed Katie's career. If he ever divorces her, she will be sitting on a Toledo, Ohio curb with Suri.
Perez,
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I saw Monday's Tom/Oprah show and I have to say, I do feel bad for Tom… I don't believe he starts out his day wanting to hurt people, I got the feeling, he may just be simply innocent in his processes of his life… I think his deep intensity for what ever is in front of him, gets in the way of reality at times… but there is nothing wrong with a guy who is passionate.. we only could hope that the world would produce more of them
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but.. I understand that it is his religion that Turns people off of him as a person… only because everyone is still in love with him as TOP GUN Maverick (which btw, is not a real person)…
Tom disgusts me, he a is total nut job.
I wish Katie would get her head together and take Suri and leave.
Suri deserves to have a normal childhood , free from Scientology..
I'll call the Mother Ship to come get him. That # is 1-800-UFO-SHIP.
frightening =O
WHAT?? i love cruise! i'd still lick his HOT, MUSTY, SWEATY, HAIRY SCIENTOLOGIST BUTTHOLE!!!!!!!!
WHAT?? i love cruise! i'd still lick his HOT, MUSTY, SWEATY, HAIRY SCIENTOLOGIST BUTTHOLE!!!!!!!!
WHAT?? i love cruise! i'd still lick his HOT, MUSTY, SWEATY, HAIRY SCIENTOLOGIST BUTTHOLE!!!!!!!!
WHAT?? i love cruise! i'd still lick his HOT, MUSTY, SWEATY, HAIRY SCIENTOLOGIST BUTTHOLE!!!!!!!!
Re: TOM CRUISE : GALACTIC SCIENTOLOGY QUEEN – damn, i think it really is cruise. is that you tom? you sound exactly like you did on the videos promoting that sci-fi shit religion or cult.
this post makes just as much sense. lovin it. rotflmfao
You are such an idiot.
5 out of 13 homes equals 38% (Barbara)
4.1 out of 11 homes equals 37% (Tom)
that's a 1% advantage!!!
Not only were his ratings lower, but most of the people watching just wanted to see the trainwreck that is Tommygirl!
Re: M – Blind passion is dangerous not-to-be-argued-with obsession. Cruise loves Cruise and Cruise is Cruise's real religion. If you wish to feel sorry for this intolerable phony then seek counseling.
I read Tom’s new web site pimpin’ himself does not even mention Katie, Nicole or any of his kids. Isn’t that what really makes a “human” having heartfelt love for your wife and kids? What an egotistical creep.
YOU ARE SUCH AN IDIOT!
4.1 out of 11 homes equals 37% (Tom)
5.0 out of 13 homes equals 38% (Barbara)
That is only a 1% advantage in viewers for Barbara's interview!!!
It's sad that you have to make-up stories!!!
BARBARA WALTERS=LIVING LEGEND
TOM CRUISE=WASHED UP LIKE A PILOT WHALE
I'd watch his movies. i just don't care about him personally. he's a nut job.
Re: haha – o wow same here! i thought i was the only one. that's funny. i thought it was about vitamins & or home remedies. i still remember the booming voice of the guy on the commercials "DIANETICS". lol lol.
Hey idiot…. Babs averaged 38% and Tom averaged 37%… that's only 1% differnt…. but your too fucking stupid to figure that out… anyways your dumb!
OMG !!
Umm Barb did .01 better than Tom Cruise, thats hardly comparable to say Tom did worse… you can only count nielson homes too… so .01 isnt really significant… Barb was out of 13 and Tom was out of 11… its not much of a difference, and both are extremely popular people
It just kind of makes you go ok.
Always LOVED Babs since I was a little girl.
FUCKING IDIOTS, WHEN 'OL BARBARA BEATS POOF TOM IT IS TELLING. SHE IS ON TV "EVERY DAY" AND JUST BECAUSE MAMMOTH-ASS OPRAH IS INTERVIEWING HER SHOULD DEFINITELY NOT CATAPULT HER PAST THE TRUE QUEEN OF HOLLYWOOD, TOMASINA. HE IS A MUCH HARDER "CATCH"; GAVE A TWO PART INTERVIEW (PUFF PIECE OF MUTUAL MASTURBATION/ADMIRATION); HAD STEPFORD KATIE AND CLONE SURI AS 'EXTRAS' FOR DRAWING POWER.
………..DAILY-SEEN BARBARA WALTERS SHOULD HAVE BEEN A YAWN.
………..THE FUCKTARD SCIENTOLOTURD SHOULD HAVE BEEN BLOCKBUSTERS, AND FELL FAR, FAR, FAR SHORT OF EXPECTATIONS. HE IS OVER, RING THE BELL, TURN OUT THE LIGHTS, KISS THE BABY GOODBYE, AND KICK HIS ASS OFF THE SCREEN. WHEN BIG "OPRAH" CAN'T KISS YOUR ASS HARD AND DEEP ENOUGH TO GET PEOPLE TO WATCH…….. {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{IT-IS-OVER!!!!}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
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GET USED TO IT! THE CREEPY BASTARD CLOSET-CASE IS TOAST AND ALL ASS-KISSERS AND THE SCIENTOLOGISTS' WHO POST GLOWING SUCK-UP NOTES ARE FARTING IN A HURRICANE. "AIN'T GONNA MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE." KISS HIS ASS ALL YOU WANT; HE IS THROUGH AND HE IS NOT COMING BACK. GOOD RIDDANCE.
Sorry. I never liked Tom Cruise anyway. Twenty-five years of totally bad vibe. Like he's not real when the camera is on, and we never see the REAL inside of the man/boy/scientologyfreak.
Once you've lectured Matt Lauer, Brooke Shields, and everybody else—you just can't UN-freak yourself. The stamp of ScientoloCult will always be on both cheeks of his disputedly homosexual ass.
Maybe Tom can make a movie about dancing in your underwear and becoming a suburban pimp and start his career over. Just a suggestion. If that doesn't work, there is always gay porn. Otherwise, I think his career is REALLY over. Oh well, he can always produce and direct. yaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwn!
Katie acted like a strung puppet when she greeted Oprah. Tom had a death grip on her hand and when she went to leave "to take the kids to town" she said "I love you" to Tom like 3 times. BARF. Like she can't hang with Oprah…too busy…gotta take the kids to town!! Whatever…There is no room for anyone in Tom's life because his ego takes up all the space. He probably instructed Katie to stay for a moment, of course be charming and polite, make sure you say that you love me then get the fuck out of here because this is ALL ABOUT ME!!!! I feel so sorry for Katie. I hope she takes Suri and runs far far away.
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Whoever wrote this is funny as shit!!! I can't quit laughing!!!
Re: foeiur –
stay on topic or get off the board you stupid fucking cunt.
Re: TOM CRUISES FOR COCKS – So true. It should have been her biggest interview grab of the year and it tanked. That says it all.
Katie acted like a strung puppet when she greeted Oprah. Tom had a death grip on her hand and when she went to leave "to take the kids to town" she said "I love you" to Tom like 3 times. BARF. Like she can't hang with Oprah…too busy…gotta take the kids to town!! Whatever…There is no room for anyone in Tom's life because his ego takes up all the space. He probably instructed Katie to stay for a moment, of course be charming and polite, make sure you say that you love me then get the fuck out of here because this is ALL ABOUT ME!!!! I feel so sorry for Katie. I hope she takes Suri and runs far far away.
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Whoever wrote this is funny as shit!!! I can't quit laughing!!!
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Thanks…Tom is a fucking evil little circus monkey
Re: aaa – and you obviously can't quit posting the same shit you dumb fucktard.
But you are correct about Cruise; I'll give you that.
I think rehabilitating that cocksucking little midget's career is THE REAL MISSION IMPOSSIBLE. yuuuuuuuk
Let's not forget… Tom is an ACTOR and that's what he was doing with Oprah!!I WON"T see any more of his movies !!
Could it be, because he's fake and promotes a cult??
yeah…I think thats it…and his oprah appearance it was…wait…how do you say…DESPERATE
what r you talking about perez?? Mission impossible movies are pretty good you are just saying that because you don't like tom cruise. I hope they make a new one i sure will go see it
Re: TOM CRUISES FOR COCKS – Kinda tough, but so so so true.
there's a lot of people talking bad about scientology. i don't enjoy going after a religion. i understand being "different" in that sense. so I think one has to have a lot of evidence and eye witnesses when you're going to talk about church abuses. but the FLDS showed that sometimes, we are too reluctant to look at religious abuse. after seing some of the crap there, maybe checking out what the critics of scientology have to say might not be a bad idea.
Stick a fork in him. He's done. Then toss him in the disposal.
I'VE SAID IT BEFORE AND I'LL SAY IT AGAIN—–THIS FREAK SCIENTOLOCULTIST BUTT PIRATE IS A WASTE OF OUTER SPACE!!!
THIS FREAK IS O-V-E-R!!!
I didn't even bother to watch Tom explaining himself. It's just a PR segment that he wants to spin he is not creepy in order to get investors and movie executives invest his next movie.
lets put you on oprah and see what rating your saggy ass gets
Re: marc m arcab – TAKE A LOOK AT: http://www.whyaretheydead.net/
……..I THINK YOU MIGHT HAVE AN EPIPHANY!
…………………………… (*Here's a little taste!)
"Somebody some day will say 'this is illegal'. By then be sure the Scientology orgs say what is legal or not." — L. Ron Hubbard
"I assure you people have not often recovered from overt acts against Scientology . . . Literally, it kills them and if you don't believe it I can show you the long death list." — L. Ron Hubbard
Scientologist are redefining "doctor", "Psychiatry" and "psychology" to mean "undesirable antisocial elements"… — L. Ron Hubbard, in HCO PL 5 October 1971
GOD, I hate Tom Cruise. I hate him because his unwarranted ego is huge, plus he funds one of the biggest scams on earth: Scientology
Re: once twice three time a dickwad –
lmao!!!
His teeth are starting to look like those scary teeth his mother has
5/13 = 38.46%
4.1/11 = 37.27%
Not a very big difference
Re: olddrunk –
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Thanks olddrunk for your reply, I will take your advise to heart and see if I personally feel that I need counseling based on my perceptions of Tom.
Tom Cruise makes me puke!
He's so disgusting! That evil laugh!
And he wants non-Scientologists to all be killed?!?! WTF is that shit?!
HE SHOULD BE BEHIND BARS!!!
I feel sorry for Katie. She clearly wants to escape. The way she said I love you 3 times was so forced. "Oh! I have to take the kids into town!" Nice acting. RUN KATIE RUN! AND TAKE SURI WITH YOU!
I also despise the way Tom turned Nicole's kids against her. TC is SCUM!
BOYCOTT!!!
This guy has turned into a full on weirdo. Poor Katie Holmes has lost herself, she needs to bolt immediately.
Jesus, someone lose this fucking nutbag.
Closeted, stupid, gullible, arrogant, delusional,
narcissistic, controlling, ………
Hahaha!! No one else watched them either, huh? I pretty much assumed he'd make an ass of himself and that if he did Perez would post the best clips of it anyway
xenu must be pissed at arbitron.
Katie still has to lick the bacon strips out of his underpants. And I would lick the yellow and red out of the cotten panel of Juliette Lewis's panties. L.Ron sucks alien cock in outer space gazortle sprocrasm e9owta.
The Scientologist Beckhams cling to each other too. Go check out the Oprah ass kissing segment. Watch Vicktoria grabbing her hubby's arm. Looks like it's gonna fall off.
4.1/11 is a higher rating than 5/13????????????????
dumbass
This guy is such a phoney. Even onscreen he is phoney. I saw one part of the Oprah episode (I didn't know he was even on) and he and Katie were giving Orcah a pair of slippers and Katie says "I gotta go in town now. I love you. I love you. I love you." Even the actresses on The Hills are more believable than Katie Holmes pretending to be in love with this homo lunatic. She says "I love you" three seperate times. She still has about 6 years to go until she can cash that huge paycheck. I hope it's worth it. Fucking losers….
why does tom cruise exist? xenu and xerox and whoever the hell else need to come and take him back to their planet and probe him to death
I wonder how much push Perez would give Tom Cruise if he came out of "the closet". Then all of a sudden - would we HAVE to support him? of course Barbara got a higher rating - she was talking about having an affair!
Perez…did you think that they might not have been tuning in for Barbara Walters…I tuned in to hear about Mariah Carey! So….maybe it is not all about just those two! Hmmmm….why do you always have to make a battle out of two people?
Oh sure, he's sane, like the last person Oprah had on to try and save his career from whacko, bad publicity, you know….Michael Jackson.