Tom Tanks

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Bad news for Xenu!

America is over Scientology's most famous disciple.

PerezHilton.com has learned that the Oprah episode featuring Barbara Walters on Tuesday BEAT the Tom Cruise shows (part one aired last Friday, part two aired on Monday) in the ratings game.

The Babs episode scored a 5.0/13 rating and the two Tom episodes both scored a 4.1/11.

Is Paramount sure they want to make another Mission Impossible film?

Bad idea!

    Posted: May 7, 2008 at 4:15 pm / Email this  »

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    1. stewart says – reply to this


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      your a f'n idiot, the people that are tuning in to watch oprah are not the same people that are interested in mission impossible movies, why didnt u waste your time on posting this u fat fuk

    2. he's a loonie, she's a loonie, they're all loonies too... says – reply to this


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      Ok, so when is Oprah gonna get her BIG FAT GAY ASS off television?
      I'm so sick of this closeted Scientology bitch and her Scientolo-asskissing ways!
      And by the way, Tom Part Deux - the show which featured all of those "average American viewers" across town who emailed Oprah with their comments about the loser:
      I'd put my next paycheque on it that they were ALL Scientologists that the Org told to "call in."
      Oprah is a Scientologist, and a big fat lying lesbo. She knows that if she were to come out with this now, more than half of her listening audience would stop listening, and the money-loving COW only wants more cash. She doesn't care about SHIT, people. If you care about humanity, do you NEED five houses??
      And as for Tom… all I keep telling myself is: someday, just like the rest of us, he'll be dead. Sounds cruel? It's still the truth.

    3. "beware of false prophets" says – reply to this


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      All in good time, this egomaniac will FALL. Mark my words, folks. He's been thoroughly brainwashed to believe that he's the next world's saviour.
      But he's full of shit. Even Jesus knew that each man was his own person because of differences and individuality. Scientology TAKES AWAY THESE DIFFERENCES, AND FORCES PEOPLE TO GIVE UP THEIR INDIVIDUALITY.
      His "religion" is based on the impossible belief that we can all be "perfect."
      But think about it: Can two human beings EVER agree on a perfect existence?
      And if we were all dead-eyed and rid of "aberrations," what the hell would we live for? What ON EARTH would we talk about?

    4. Razorback says – reply to this


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      The verbal fellatio was too much… seeing her go down on him would have been a *much* better option…

    5. Mark says – reply to this


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      Cruise has become such a has-been, that he's almost a never-was.

    6. PRGurl says – reply to this


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      RE: #80 - PETA my ass says – reply to this

      I didn't even bother to watch Tom explaining himself. It's just a PR segment that he wants to spin he is not creepy in order to get investors and movie executives invest his next movie.

      PETA - You've said it perfectly. The couch jumping came when Tom fired his long time publicist and had his sister doing the job. My first question when i saw that Oprah was doing the Tom special, was, "Did Tom get a new PR firm?" Marketing himself to the "industry" as 'SANE' is most likely what he was up to. But he didn't seem sane to me, just really shut down and cautious.

      PS: Do some of the pro=Cruise comments seem disturbingly 'planted' by Sciotoloweirdos? or is it just me?

      PPS: When was the last time he worked?

    7. Diana says – reply to this


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      Tom Cruise is crazy, but he is a good actor and handsome.

    8. Scientology uses our taxes says – reply to this


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      OKAY, WHAT HAPPENED TO OPRAH? WAS SHE THREATENED? IT WAS AS IF SHE HAD TO DO A POSITIVE PR PIECE ON TOM THE TOOL. WHY DID HE SEEM TO RECANT EVERY SCIENTOLOGY STATEMENT HE HAS MADE IN THE PAST?
      SERIOUSLY, NARC-ANON IS FUNDED BY YOUR TAX DOLLARS AND SUPPORTED BY THE US GOV. AND THEN THEY TRY TO ENROLL FRESHLY CLEAN, FORMER ADDICTS…REAL RELIGIONS ENCOURAGE DEBATE AND DISENT…KATIE IS EQUALLY FREAKY-WHO GOES ALONG WITH THT SHIT, EVEN IF YOU CAN SHOP YOUR ASS OFF YOU STILL ARE UNDER BIG BROTHERS WATCHFUL, E-METERING MIND!
      TOM YOU ARE A LOSER!

    9. Jan says – reply to this


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      Tom's was positive and boring. Barbara dished DIRT about herself, her lover, Rosie, and Star Jones. The public loves dirt

    10. wrong numbers says – reply to this


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      My spouse works at Harpo, these numbers were wrong.

    11. why so interested? says – reply to this


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      why does Perez take such an interest in tom cruise and his religion? next subject

    12. Same Ratings says – reply to this


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      5.0/13=3.8
      4.1/11=3.7
      IQ of average Perez fan=2
      *************************
      Do the math dummies, it's pretty much the same ratings. You've been duped.
      hahahahaha

    13. ADL says – reply to this


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      If Tom Cruise was Jewish, the Anti-Defamation League would be all over Perez's stanky ass.

    14. Perez your math sucks says – reply to this


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      Statistically speaking, he only got beat by a small amount…it's not even statistically relevant…37.27 to 38.46….I thought he looked like a man who was in total control of his emotions and was using Oprah's show to rehab his image, that being said I think he's gotten a bad rap, and religion aside, he's a very decent person…people should be careful when they spew that much venom at someone, some of it invariably splashes back…

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