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Bullshit Stinks

Filed under: Anglophilia > Pete Doherty > Drugs > Music Minute

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Since his release from jail on Tuesday, Pete Doherty has vowed to make an effort to stay drug free.

Doperty told the British media, "I'm going to try to keep it together."

Doesn't sound very determined to us. Using the word 'try' is not very convincing!

Dopehead called life in lock up 'hard' and now that he's free he 'doesn't want to think about it too much'.

Maybe he SHOULD think about it too much!

If he should reach for a crackpipe again, we hope the images of prison come flooding back to him so he DOESN'T take a hit.

Crackhead!

[Image via WENN.]

55 comments to “Bullshit Stinks”

  1. katja says – reply to this


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    fiiiiirst .

  2. lola says – reply to this


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    DOn't quit, Pete, stay with us

  3. cha cha says – reply to this


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    grosss

  4. dude says – reply to this


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    FACT

  5. amy says – reply to this


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    what a knob

  6. Jasmine says – reply to this


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    This waste of space is sooo disgusting

  7. f says – reply to this


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    rfgjl;adf/hg

  8. joey g says – reply to this


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    waste

  9. dtadle says – reply to this


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    POWER!!!!!!!

  10. FART!!!!! says – reply to this


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    Who gives two fucks about this cunt ? Is he even relevant in the U.S. ? or even the U.K. these day s ?

  11. fu all says – reply to this


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    Well Perez…..This site sucks since you can't control all of the spam! It's way too much when trying to read the REAL comments!!
    Love Ya FATMAN…..but not that much!!! :|

  12. Steven says – reply to this


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    Please help give a spoon of food to a puppy in a shelter
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  13. libertine says – reply to this


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    I love Pete.

  14. Nichole says – reply to this


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    Do or do not, there is no try.

  15. Joe Doe, London - UK says – reply to this


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    Awwww come on Perez…now you're just being mean…..

  16. Poo says – reply to this


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    "TRY" important word for drug addicts to use, because it is the truth. DOn't JUdge.

  17. CherylD says – reply to this


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    Good grief Perez, the guy has a serious disease. Would u make fun of someone with cancer? Maybe you should write an article about Farrah Fawcett or Patrick Swayze and call them "Cancerheads." Makes as much sense.

    You should spend more time making fun of the recreational weekend users, like your buddy Paris, who are still able to make a clearheaded decision about their drug use. They should know it's just plain stupid to try these drugs now, as we know from watching Pete, Amy and the others who have tumbled into the disease.

    Learn from their mistakes and hope for their recovery. And teach our children well.

  18. Lord c/nu says – reply to this


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    Hehe my friend would make a good Pete impostor, until he'd say something, then everyone would clearly realize his accent doesn't make sense. He could probably fake it and people would buy it though.

    I love lying around, doing fuck all, feeling like absolute garbage when I can't get the drugs I'm addicted to. Fortunately, I feel like this over weed for only a few days, cigarettes on the other hand … I could be smoking all day. Coke … if I ever had enough money, would probably be a serious problem. But I imagine it helps in song writing. Weed only seems to take you so far.

    meh, they'd probably get off better with meth. :-)

    Dopamine is like, really nice to have, it makes you like, pay attention and shit. I bet Zyban would help coke withdrawal to some extent. Dopamine reuptake inhibitors would at least let the brain make most of the dopamine that is available. It would be scary to see what would happen if you took coke and zyban at the same time though.

    It'd probably feel really really good and fuck you up in the long term even more.

    Everyone wants brain neurons to be more fucked up. That's why you take like, 2 pills of x, two good hits of lsd, maybe a gram of shrooms, and just keep bumpin' coke to keep the high going…

    *sigh* the good ole rave days. Bust out those glow sticks, whistles, air horns, come on, "i'm a firestarter!" … no? :-/

    –Lord c/nu

  19. Semicolon says – reply to this


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    Don't know why but, I always think he has a big sister named Helena Bonham Carter.

  20. darbycrash says – reply to this


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    Its so hard to get clean in jail. its the last place for an addict. Perez, shut up for once about something you know nothing about.

  21. Negrita says – reply to this


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    This is sad, I loved Pete in Babyshambles but if Keith Richards can survive this long on drugs , so can Pete. Why do people bless with talent like Pete, Amy and Whitney throw it all away? I would love to be able to sing.

  22. kitty says – reply to this


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    that fucking dick will NEVER keep it together

  23. Adam says – reply to this


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    So he does drugs, big fucking deal.

    What good musician hasn't?

    Why do you think our ears have to suffer to bullshit like Fall Out Boy and Avril Lavigne? Did everybody forget about the 60's? Look how much drugs The Beatles, Bob Dylan, The Grateful Dead, Led Zeppelin, etc. were on.

    Who gives a flying fuck, at least he's not sucking dick for crack, that's the real problem, why don't we focus on that.

  24. nyar says – reply to this


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    It's not funny Perez, it's just cruel.

  25. George Bailey says – reply to this


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    Who really gives a flying sh*t what Pete Doherty does? I understand he had ONE song a few years ago. I understand that he is a walking train wreck. I understand that the world is fascinated with "famous" people who are only "famous" for being some of the most retarded, uninteresting, drunk, drug-addled, and socially inconsequential people on earth, but still we have to hear about Pete Freakin' Doherty? Lets boycott all Pete Doherty news until he dies. Hopefully soon, so I don't have to hear about him going into rehab for the 12th time or being arrested for drugs for the 20th time. He truly is NOT WORTH WRITING ABOUT!!

  26. p1tey1 says – reply to this


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    EEWWWWW!! He looks greasy and sweaty every time I see him. I don't think he ever takes a bath. Gross!!!

  27. George Bailey says – reply to this


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    Also, a couple more cents worth:
    1.) Baby Shambles is not a very good band. They're decent at best. If they were really good, then people outside of on island on the planet would listen to them. So his talent is definitely questionable (don't mix him in with Amy Winhouse).
    2.)Drug Addiction is an unfortunate compulsion. But comparing it as a disease to cancer is reprehensible. Getting cancer (besides cigarette-related lung cancer and alcohol related liver disease) is not something someone brings upon themselves. It is not a controllable completely self caused thing. Sticking a needle in your arm does not make a disease. Kicking the HABIT is ungodly tough and a horrible compulsion. But whining and crying and trying to blame someone other than yourlself is an awful thing. Don't compare drug addiction to kids with cancer. Grow up and take ownership of your issues. 12 steps my ass. Own up to your own fuck ups.

  28. kel says – reply to this


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    cut him a break, man. at least he's trying which is more than amy crackhouse can say.

  29. Satheene says – reply to this


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    C'te gars là, yé dégeulasse

  30. Satan Himself says – reply to this


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    DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE!!!! AMY CRACKHOUSE TOO!!!

  31. unsituated says – reply to this


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    why does anyone care about this loser? he's a lowlife crackhead skeeze. who cares if he wants to end his own misery? god help us if he succeeds, we'll never hear the end of it - his shit music will forever be idolyzed because some wierdo brit loser kids think he's something. let it go already.

  32. Whatever FatBoy says – reply to this


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    ..and would Perez be able to say "I will try not to eat any more Hoho's"…Give the guy a chance. At more importantly, why does it matter to any of you what drugs the guy is doing? Concern yourself with your own self!

  33. Pai says – reply to this


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    Dude seriously, does anyone care about this disgusting fucking crack head? I'd rather see Britney than this douche. Every time I come by here I see this asshole. Enough already! Please Perez! Stop giving this shithead blog space!

  34. Joseph says – reply to this


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    Well perez if you knew anything about Recovery, "try" is really all you can say. Anyone new recoveree can go around saying "I'm going to stay clean" and then what do you know, the next day, week, month, year, they are back out again. So i give him props at least saying he's going to try. But the program only works if you go to meetings and get a sponsor.

  35. blowmebitch says – reply to this


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    What the fuck do u know about anything perez, u fat, disgusting, sub-human pederast?
    You're so quick to judge others with ur high and mighty bullshit.
    How about u put down the fork!

  36. billybilo says – reply to this


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    Re: George Bailey
    i listen to them and i don't live on an island.
    just have a listen to a libertines album and then get back to me.

  37. dave says – reply to this


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    God there are some stupid people on this site. I guess the idiot in charge attracts them. Perez sounds like such a sheltered, jaded, fat nerd. He's ugly as fuck too, it's hilarious when he calls other people gross. Look at yourself you fat loser

    Pete is a great musician and songwriter, he's a clever guy, he's a good guy. People only focus on his drug problems and the media never let him make a move without covering it, trying to catch him out at every turn. I think the pressure of dealing with this feeds his drug problem. I hate people's attitudes towards addicts. Sheltered losers who have never lived a day in their lives. Fuck off

  38. erin says – reply to this


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    haha he's going die of an overdose

  39. db says – reply to this


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    Trying is a noisy way of doing nothing

  40. etoile says – reply to this


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    i think youre right about him not trying too hard about quitting, but i really admire his music; hes got a lot of talent.

  41. UPSET! says – reply to this


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    EEEWW!!! This guy is ridiculously ugly…. please don't put any more pics up of him Perez!!!! It needs to stop!

  42. Felicia says – reply to this


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    Seriously Perez, SHUT THE FUCK UP!
    Ha, I don't know why I wrote that because it's not like it's gonna have an affect on what you choose to write about Pete.

    I often like you and your bitchiness but seriously, cut him some slack.
    In my book, TRY is good fucking word for Pete.
    He's said in the past that he was going to quit and stuff but never stood by his word. At least this time, he's a bit honest and uses the words "TRY to get clean" instead of "I'm off drugs".
    This way he won't dissapoint us, (us being his fans), family and friends over and over again like he used to.

    I hope that he'll get clean one day but right now, TRY is good enough for me!

  43. Cat says – reply to this


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    Pete is an oxygen thief!

  44. Lisa says – reply to this


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    Try is a big word when you're addicted. Give the guy a break.

  45. mallory. says – reply to this


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    poor petey.

  46. Mindy says – reply to this


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    Ugh! He's revolting

  47. Shotsie says – reply to this


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    Someone pleassssse make this guy take a bath - better yet, dip him in Lysol.

  48. fugger says – reply to this


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    your juice lacks any substance..this isnt gossip its presumption and what the hell happened here? why am I here? i want my life back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm going out for a walk. i hope never to return to this void.

  49. Alexandra says – reply to this


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    Don't hate on Pete! I wish him all the luck with keeping clean and with his music, he's a great musician.
    I don't want to see him die! That would be awful.
    Love you Pete!

  50. chickencrackpipe! says – reply to this


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    LOVE HIM!!

  51. cleveraintwise says – reply to this


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    i love pete. i hope he gets cleaned up and all but really, theres no need to be so harsh on him perez. He can do what he want, hes a genious.
    Just focus on his music and you cant help but love him.

  52. Carrie says – reply to this


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    I think its disgusting of you to take the piss out of somebody who has been TRYING (yes, trying, that means making an effort) to curb his long and hard addiction to drugs.

  53. Maggie says – reply to this


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    #23 Lord~
    That's the fucking funniest shit I've seen in a long time. I think I love you and I want your baby.

  54. alissa says – reply to this


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    god, he's revolting.

  55. Ouch,,,, says – reply to this


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    Washed up !