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Dissecting Speidi

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The Los Angeles Times has just written an in-depth article about the most loved AND hated couple on reality television, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag.

The piece features insightful commentary by none other than P-Nasty himself.

Click here to give it a read!

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212 comments to “Dissecting Speidi”

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  1. ex says – reply to this


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    classy

  2. alexiss says – reply to this


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    they make me sick.

  3. Laura says – reply to this


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    I hate them. ugh.

  4. laur says – reply to this


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    I HATE THEM

    not first though :)

  5. emG says – reply to this


    5

    OhOhoooh

  6. bridget says – reply to this


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    she looks pretty there

  7. f says – reply to this


    7

    who cares?? loved? by who? their parents?

  8. bb says – reply to this


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    first

  9. paula says – reply to this


    9

    YAWN….YAWN……. Can you please STOP covering these fake losers

  10. Dawn says – reply to this


    10

    Who the fuck cares?

  11. ms says – reply to this


    11

    MS

  12. Elenaaaa =D says – reply to this


    12

    I love the couple heidi and spencer they look so cute together…
    however i hate spencerr i think he is a jerk

  13. nikki says – reply to this


    13

    their are so fake

  14. e m i says – reply to this


    14

    he is so creepy.

  15. yomio says – reply to this


    15

    FUG FUG FUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  16. ROTFLMMFAO says – reply to this


    16

    first? cuntsauce??? lol???

  17. xuszerep says – reply to this


    17

    OMFG!!!!!!!!! WHY won't they just go the EFF away?????

  18. HeroinHam says – reply to this


    18

    I hate Spencer Rat and Heidi Monslag

  19. 135 says – reply to this


    19

    THEY SUCK!!!!!!!!

  20. emily says – reply to this


    20

    I can't believe the LA Times would waste their time or paper space on these two

  21. stupidity says – reply to this


    21

    :)

  22. wateva says – reply to this


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    eww no 1 even cares!!!! their soo fake he's gross n she's ugly n FAKE~~~!! wit NOOOOOOOOOO tallent !! wats soo interesting?!?!

  23. Erik says – reply to this


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    WHAT A FREAKIN TALENTLESS WASTE OF SPACE AND TIME THESE TWO ARE. SERIOUSLY! WHY BOTHER GIVING THEM ANY ATTENTION WHAT THEY HELL DO THEY CONTRIBUTE TO ANYTHING!?!?!

  24. DeAnNa says – reply to this


    24

    too much for me to read. they suck anyway!

  25. Nobama says – reply to this


    25

    I wish their 15 mins would be over already. Did Spence get plastic surgery too? He's still ugly, but actually looking less ugly than he used to…

  26. angiee says – reply to this


    26

    these 2 are the biggest douche bags in the entire world!!!

  27. lilah says – reply to this


    27

    why comment our mention their names they love the attention and will prolly jerk off to this later

  28. Tara says – reply to this


    28

    I kinda like Spencer. But I absolutely loathe Heidi. Is that weird?

    "You are rolling around with my enemy. That makes you my enemy."

    Cracks me up.

  29. slw3 says – reply to this


    29

    I am actually starting to like these two. Not really. But at least they know their place in society. But seriously LO and Lauren are straight up stuck up bitches. The past two episodes have definitely changed my opinion of those to whores. That and when Laurens clothing line came out and the ridiculous prices. Seriously they do not live in reality.

  30. ali says – reply to this


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    heidi makes me throw up. she had wayy too much work done.. but atleast she doesnt look like a man anymore.
    her lips look totally gross and fake

    i actually kind of feel sorry for spencer
    but i still hate him.

  31. juliancito says – reply to this


    31

    "….read my body language……"….smart money makers!!! i dont c them as talentless…if u close one eye .

  32. molly says – reply to this


    32

    this article sucked. Are there any Hills viewers who like to watch when Spencer and Heidi's fake relationship is on? I always change the channel because they are boring and I could care less if they are fighting or not fighting.. or never on the show again.

  33. spandex queen says – reply to this


    33

    If these two think they're so talented, and that the "world" wants more of them, let them get their own show. Then we'll see how tuned in they'll be. they've been riding on LC's coat tails for 3 years. Get off the bus…get you're own gig if you think you're so Hot….Maybe then, these two talentless fame whores will dissapear!!!!!!!

  34. Moll says – reply to this


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    What is America's obsession w/ these idiots? Can anyone answer me? Why are they famous, cuz they were on a "Reality Show" which is all bullshit.. Stop the madness

  35. tina says – reply to this


    35

    stop blogging about these douchebags. perez holds the power to stop their 18 minutes of fame! i refuse to give these two any credibility because everything about them is fake. the staged photos, her body, their relationship, the "leaking" of things to gain them more exposure, i mean the video thing is so last year yet they had to bring it up on Tyra! Pathetic.

  36. TAYTAY says – reply to this


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    WHATEVER THEY'RE DOING…IT'S WORKING. HA HA. I LOVE THE FACT THAT THEY EMBRACE THE HATERS!!!! KEEP HATIN BITCHES, KEEP HATIN! AH HAHAHAHA
    LC IS NOW THE DUMB CUNT OF THE SHOW.

  37. TMACK says – reply to this


    37

    Re: slw3 – WHAT SHE SAID. COMPLETLEY IN AGREEANCE!!!!!

  38. JUSMEBITCHES! says – reply to this


    38

    I LOVE SPEIDI!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA

  39. Jami says – reply to this


    39

    why is he so ugly???

  40. Nicole says – reply to this


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    I hate them however I cant help but read everything about them, I dont even think they are together in "real life" they do it for the $$$

  41. Jess says – reply to this


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    I hate the way the public eye is always on them. Spencer makes me sick, and Heidi looks like she has way more than the boobs and the nose done. These people just aren't right. LC is WAAAAAYYYY better

  42. Denae says – reply to this


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    I didnt even read the whole article, what Spencer said in his first quote made me sick. I dont think that many people are actualy interested in them, just all the marketing and mags that like to promote them.

  43. cory says – reply to this


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    WAIT a minute… so Spencer went to the Crossroads School, then to USC? Didn't Whitney Port go to the Crossroads School, then to USC? He's 24, she's 23, which means they were in both schools around the same time… I smell a rat…

  44. Gross!! says – reply to this


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    I dont like them either…if they had their own show I wouldnt watch.. I just know about them because they are on the Hills. I think they cause all the fake drama on the show so they can have more camera time… I honestly think they only way they make money is through the tabloids.. Stop paying them and that way they will go away!!!
    Anyways how much longer can they keep talking about LC sex tape that story is getting pretty old.

  45. Dawn Davenport says – reply to this


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    Douchebag, meet twat.

    Gawd, what perfect wastes of water and oxygen.

    They make me throw up in my mouth a little.

  46. aannk3 says – reply to this


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    They are famous on laurens coat tails. They brought up the sex tape again because they are famous for nothing. I hate it when there on the hills i mute the tv……

  47. 1984 says – reply to this


    47

    i just wasted 10 minutes of my life reading that article.

  48. cle says – reply to this


    48

    she got a nose job…PEREZ put up a before and after pick…

  49. FUCK' EM says – reply to this


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    I hate those fake ass mutherfuckers they think they have america fooled. FUCK YOU HEIDI AND SPENCER DUMB FUCKFACES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  50. UR MOTHER says – reply to this


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    FUCKING LAME….. they are FUCKING LAME….

    get a fuckin life heidi and spencer

  51. ya right says – reply to this


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    Did anybody actually read the article?? I looked at how long it was (because I was curious) and laughed at how long it was… Neither of them are people of substance so how could an article sustain so much information about them?

  52. I HATE THEM BITCHES!!!!!! says – reply to this


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    WOW! They are so fucking ugly please if there is such a thing as karma they will get hit by a bus.

  53. ggfgf says – reply to this


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    i can not stand spencer and heidi i think that them faking there fights and faking the reality show makes them look stupid the only reason i ever really watch it for is to watch all the other drama on the show with lauren and brodi. i wish spencer and heidi would just get kicked off the show for stupidity…..

  54. estellehairball says – reply to this


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    Why do you help them Perez??????? You should be helping us make them go away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  55. Jessica says – reply to this


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    Seriously… why did the LA Times feel the need to write an article about two of the biggest no-talent losers in America? What do they do but make Lauren Conrad look like a goddess?

  56. fed up says – reply to this


    56

    Who cares?

  57. *Yawn* says – reply to this


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    Reality television? Ba hahahaha!! Whose reality? Some nincompoop's? People actually watch this contrived dreck?

  58. lorlor says – reply to this


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    does no body else c that spencer is a manipulating, slimy, brainwashing turd that needa a head reduction! he revolts me! how does heidi not c this! WAKE UP! (by the way, was that music vid of heidi on a beach a piss take or what? plz tell me it was!!!!)

  59. Agyness says – reply to this


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    They are both UGLY

  60. me says – reply to this


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    PEREZ!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP GIVING THEM PUBLICITY!!! STOP IT NOW!!!!!

  61. michelethebelle says – reply to this


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    Took one look at the length of the article and opted to not read it. That is a waste of good paper…come on LA Times, jeez!

  62. PrinceGingeFan says – reply to this


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    I like Spencer and Heidi. They are the anti-Lauren, and I really hope they get their own spinoff show. They deserve to narrate themselves, because The Hills wouldn't have become the hit show it is without them.

    GO SPEIDI!

  63. SpencergetsHeidisdickintheassandlikesit... says – reply to this


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    They wouldn't bother me as much if they would spread their invidual legs for money and fame…what's really sick is that they seek fame by HUMILIATING and lying about other people. Beefcurtains! seriously….if a tape existed it would have come out a lONG time agao and the $$$ would have been plenty. CUNTS both of them.

  64. yay says – reply to this


    64

    I LOVE THESE TWOOOO! SPENCER CRACKS ME UP!!!! LALALALA HAHAHAHAH
    I LOVE THESE TWOOOO! SPENCER CRACKS ME UP!!!! LALALALA HAHAHAHAH
    I LOVE THESE TWOOOO! SPENCER CRACKS ME UP!!!! LALALALA HAHAHAHAH
    I LOVE THESE TWOOOO! SPENCER CRACKS ME UP!!!! LALALALA HAHAHAHAH
    I LOVE THESE TWOOOO! SPENCER CRACKS ME UP!!!! LALALALA HAHAHAHAH
    I LOVE THESE TWOOOO! SPENCER CRACKS ME UP!!!! LALALALA HAHAHAHAH

  65. Michelle Renee C says – reply to this


    65

    I hate the fuck out of them..Does anyone ever notice the constant open mouthed pose that Heidi makes during their pics?

  66. dummy says – reply to this


    66

    Did the LA Times writer add in all those big/foreign words and obscure references (raison d'être, 19th century Penny Dreadful, Flaubertian ) to disguise the fact that she's writing about a super dumb subject?

  67. kate says – reply to this


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    they are gonna have some ugly ass kids someday….

  68. Natasha says – reply to this


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    omg these pplz r just going in and out of relationship but hedi said that she was going all around the world to explore stuff for wrk…..so….

  69. Jay says – reply to this


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    Seriously, they make me sick. Don't even know what's more fake about Heidi - her personality or her body. and Spencer? Annoying little rich kid trying to milk even more money on talking shit about Lauren. Yuk.

  70. Gosh they're pathetic says – reply to this


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    Shockingly talentless. It's utterly amazing what low standards for "entertainment" our culture has. Shame on us for accepting useless crap like these two empty bottomless pits, desperate for the attention they never received as children. That's sad for them, but why should we as the audience be subjected to fulfill their narcissistic needs and get NOTHING in return?

    Unacceptable, not to mention mindnumbingly boring as hell. It's time we demand a higher caliber of entertainment for crying out loud. Let's pretend these two never existed.

  71. Cheez Whiz says – reply to this


    71

    Um, if the LA Times wrote an article about THEM, don't take the mention of YOU too high…

  72. me says – reply to this


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    doesn't matter if ya hate em or love em….they are making more money then many of us will ever see in a lifetime…they making (faking) headlines and ppl eat it up. If I could make as much money as they do by letting ppl just hate me, hell i'd go for it too!

  73. jimbo says – reply to this


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    I hate heidi and spencer they are FAKE AS HELL!!!!! They think we actually give a fuck if they marry or don't marry NOBODY GIVES A FUCK YOU STUPID BITCHES YOU'RE BOTH TALENTLESS AND USELESS SERIOUSLY GO AND FUCK YOURSELVES!!!!!! UGLY ASS TWATS!!!!!

  74. Yumble says – reply to this


    74

    why does anyone watch that boring show? It is really an awful show. Stupid and pretentious.

  75. HEATHER says – reply to this


    75

    WHO CARES..THEY ARE SO STUPID.

  76. Nathalie says – reply to this


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    People should really stop posting things about them period. That way they can go away…If noone talked about them then they would vanish. They are not really celebrities….PLEASE DONT POST ANYTHING ABOUT THEM AGAIN…

  77. ebby says – reply to this


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    You all bitch that you hate them yet you still watch them each week. Spencer is no dummy. He is playing the game and doing what he has to do to stay on the show and in the media something others would kill to have.

    He will have his own show someday and all you whiney bitches are going to be watching it and you know it.

  78. missy p says – reply to this


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    I HATE THEM! VANISH!!

  79. SPIEDI HATER says – reply to this


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    They are two VERY sad people. They'll be dead before they realize they're wasting their lives making people dislike them MORE AND MOREEEEEE!DUMBASSES!

  80. Nikki says – reply to this


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    Perez–PLEASE stop posting shit about these two idiots!!! No one gives a shit!

  81. B. says – reply to this


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    Loved? By whom?

    Spencer is truly the dumbest, and fugliest, and annoying, dude on tv.
    I really don't like Heidi, but even she is too good for him - ANYONE is.

  82. SPIEDI HATER says – reply to this


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    P.S. Ebby, check out the ratings when those two get there own show before you say stupid shit like that….. when the preview for next week has anything to do with something about him that will take up more than about 3 minutes, i dont watch…people watch because of the others, not those two losers

  83. spencerisaloser says – reply to this


    83

    my boyfriend's brother was just hired by mtv to be a writer for the hills (so much for reality) I told him to tell his brother to write this loser off the show!

  84. cindy says – reply to this


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    can't we get a paparazzi member to run them off the road already?!

  85. AFF says – reply to this


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    Seriously when their scenes come on, I like others, change the channel. Watching them makes me cringe, and Heidi is such a contradiction because she was saying she didn't have anything to do with the rumors about the sex tape and lok who's talking for a little publicity… No wonder Lauren can't stand her…anyone who likes those two (H & S) is serioously whats wrong with american entertainment. It would totally be awesome if they were written out… the only thing reason people pay attention to them is because they love to see them fail, nothing more.

  86. Anthony says – reply to this


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    I thought LA Times was a pretty good paper until they published something like this… lost all respect for it and my subscription.

  87. mable says – reply to this


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    FUCK!! These people make me sick, WHY are these people considered "famous". Go out and get a real fucking job.

  88. babs seelenstine says – reply to this


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    Boring..who cares…

  89. MEEE says – reply to this


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    i cant believe people actually watch this show and care about these losers. i dont even watch it–i iactually refuse and yet its all i hear about. goooo away youuuu fucking losers!!!

  90. stel says – reply to this


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    so fucking lame and they actually like being lame! ahh

  91. playerdatemodel says – reply to this


    91

    supermodels arent supposed to be so obviously, simple pretty… they are supposed to have an edge, something interesting that keeps you looking. Don't hate!! many famous models hook up with tall players on ~~T A L L H U B .C O M ~~~ WOW…..

  92. spencer=douchebag says – reply to this


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    he is the definition of douchebag, when i watch the show, i skip over the parts with him in it, and she's a human barbie that claims to have talent.

  93. they suck ass says – reply to this


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    I don't watch the hills for heidi and spencer I usually take that time to use the bathroom and hope to make it back before lauren or whitney pop up on screen I hate them with a passion I have no desire to watch them fake fighting if they got their own show I would NEVER watch.

  94. Mandy says – reply to this


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    This couple can suck it!

  95. no one likes them says – reply to this


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    tHATS WHATS WRONG WITH THE WORLD. MEDIA TAKES HATE COMMENTS AS A GOOD THING INSTEAD OF WHAT IT IS..HATE COMMENTS…HIEDI AND SPENCER ARE NOT LOVED BY ANYONE BUT THE MEDIA. THEY ARE THE ONES WHO KEEP PUTTING THESE FOOLS ON. I WISHED THEY WOULD BOTH JUST GET BACK TO THE COUNTRY AND GO OUT TO THE FIELD LIKE GOOD HORSES

  96. kay says – reply to this


    96

    I can't see the link. Sad.

  97. Neely O'hara says – reply to this


    97

    We can make them go away but we all have to do our part Perez. Ignore them and they will go away. For the love of God, please stop posting about them.

  98. maria says – reply to this


    98

    These two have more talent than people give them credit, I'm starting to like these two.

  99. rognyc says – reply to this


    99

    Can you imagine how BIG their children's foreheads would be?

    (I swear I have never and will never watch one episode of any show they are ever on for the rest of their careers. Please, Perez make them go away.

  100. confidential says – reply to this


    100

    Id just like to mention that I slept with spencer about two weeks ago so this who I love heidi shit is hilarious!

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