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Lohan vs. Lohan

Filed under: Celebrity Feuds > Dina Lohan > Michael Lohan

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As we mentioned yesterday, some crazy ladies on the East coast gave Dina Lohan an award for being one of the Top 20 Moms in Long Island.

Ha ha! HAAAAA!!!!!!!

We still can't help but laugh.

And it seems we aren't the only ones that find it crazy. Ex-hubby Michael Lohan had a few words to say about Dina and her award.

Michael says, "Are you kidding! Top celebrity mom? Look at her off-screen antics, her lack of morals and how she conducts herself. I guess they forgot to mention how this top super-mom leaves her kids alone at night and even parties in their presence. Just wait until we go back to court."

And the drama begins again.

We love you Poppa Lohan!

Michael continued, "She comes stumbling out of Butter at 3:15 a.m. with bloodshot eyes and a red runny nose, yelling 'Oh, [bleep],' when she saw the paparazzi."

According to Michael, it turns out Dina was supposed to have attended their weekly family therapy appointment this week and didn't show in order to go to the award ceremony.

To that Dina responded, "He's a loose cannon. We speak to a therapist once a week and I'm not required to be there. My kids want me there, so I go. Obviously with our [TV] show and the event, [daughter] Ali and I rescheduled. I've allowed him visitation once a week, so I don't understand why he's doing this. He's jealous that I got the award. He even called the organizers and tried to talk them out of giving it to me."

The organizers should have listened!

We bet they probably just wanted the publicity, though. Smart PR people.

Dina's theory is that Michael is just using the media to try and communicate with her, since she has a restraining order against him until 2011.

She adds, "He's using the media to talk to me. I'm getting nervous. Lindsay came to town two weeks ago and wanted security guys there in case he showed up. His parole officer needs to see what he's doing and realize that he cannot address me directly or indirectly. He wears a tracking device and they'll know if he comes anywhere near me. He's on a mission to destroy me."

Restraining orders. Conspiracy theories. Shit talking.

We loves it!

This shit better be on Orange Oprah's crappy reality show!

Stay tuned for more Lohan vs Lohan.

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  1. #1 - rach says – reply to this

    first!

  2. #2 - Megan says – reply to this

    Worst parents of the year? Perhaps of all time?

  3. #3 - rach says – reply to this

    firsty first?

  4. #4 - thisbitch says – reply to this

    that bitch is nast

  5. #5 - hihi says – reply to this

    omg. yes.

  6. #6 - adri says – reply to this

    whore!!!

  7. #7 - KLINE says – reply to this

    Dina- nobody believes you! Go pimp out your kids!

  8. #8 - NIKKI says – reply to this

    =)

  9. #9 - Cassie says – reply to this

    For once their nut-job father has it RIGHT. :)

  10. #10 - kjhdfs says – reply to this

    efff thatt

  11. #11 - wowowow says – reply to this

    i really can't stand lindsay lohan
    i think she has no talent
    but i'd be drunk and high all day long too if i had her parents.

  12. #12 - first says – reply to this

    first

  13. #13 - happymother says – reply to this

    "the only criteria for the contest is that the mother is from long island, and has a famous child." this might be the best invention since the creation of the darwin awards!

  14. #14 - Lisa says – reply to this

    first bitches

  15. #15 - local says – reply to this

    gotta love drama in the 11566!!!

  16. #16 - zl says – reply to this

    None of their daughters are or will be stars anymore anyways….so why are we wtill talking about them,

  17. #17 - susanf says – reply to this

    last

  18. #18 - LISA G says – reply to this

    THESE PEOPLE ARE HILARIOUS!!! WHAT A BUNCH OF LOSERS (& I AM INCLUDING LINDSEY & ALI). I AM SO GLAD THAT I HAVE TERRIFIC PARENTS!!

  19. #19 - dan says – reply to this

    :-)

  20. #20 - sadizzle says – reply to this

    There crazy! it seems staged!!

  21. #21 - amd says – reply to this

    i'm STILL hoping there are only 19 mothers in long island…

  22. #22 - Goldie says – reply to this

    Crap, I was invited to go but couldn't make it. Would have loved to seen this!

  23. #23 - Tell the truth says – reply to this

    For once Michael Lohan spoke the truth. If they took Britney's kid than her kids needs to be taken away from her.

  24. #24 - vickkay says – reply to this

    Re: amd – theres a lot more good mothers ON L.I

  25. #25 - these two are cheap says – reply to this

    cheap in every sense of the word
    and free entertainment,
    funny as hell!!!!!!!!!!

    still wish they would go away !

  26. #26 - zit-covered asscrack says – reply to this

    I love this guy! He's totally spilling the shit on this white-trash family. I wonder if the Lohan's (meaning Dina, Lindsay and Allie) think that most people envy and idolize them? What a joke. We pity them and laught AT them. Trashy untalented cunts.

  27. #27 - Pig Head says – reply to this

    It pisses me off when a woman crys wolf when she is in no danger. She's getting nervous because he said she's a hag who partys with her kids and is in no position to collect this award? There is no harm in speaking out against someone!

  28. #28 - k says – reply to this

    it's pretty pathetic that lindsay's family is more embarrassing than her career itself. can you imagine becoming famous and then your whole family totally embarrasses you by trying to be famous and acting like media hungry coke whores. they're all pathetic

  29. #29 - Negrita says – reply to this

    Poor LILO and her little sis, that's all I have to say.

  30. #30 - Cee says – reply to this

    THIS GUY NEEDS TO REALLY ZIP IT ALREADY.
    DAM WHY IS HE HATING ON HER SO MUCH? IS IT BECAUSE HE AIN'T GETTING NO ATTENTION?
    HEY BUDY DIDN'T YOUR DAUGHTER TELL YOU TO STOP TALKING TO THE MEDIA… YOU ARE SO SELFISH ALWAYS THINKING ABOUT YOURSELF… OH YEAH DID YOU FORGET THAT YOUR INTO THIS WHOLE GOD AND CHURCH THING… WELL THIS DOESN'T MAKE YOU LOOK GOOD… YOU NEED TO STOP IT. YOUR REALLY STARTING TO BE A TURN OFF.

  31. #31 - Flowerbomb says – reply to this

    See my post in the David Hasselhoff story…it applies to these freaks as well.

  32. #32 - ccm says – reply to this

    It 's embarrassing that there was such a dinner on Tuesday for Mothers of the Year. Embarrassing for the rest of us that live on Long Island. It was not like the chamber of commerce or a newspaper named her. It was a group called Minglingmoms.com -A new group that is for expectant mothers and mothers with babies 0-12 months. They basically gave awards to any mother that lived on long island that had a somewhat famous child. Heard they gave one to J Lo. Of course, 2 month old babies, J Lo knows everything about raising kids.

  33. #33 - Hyde says – reply to this

    Good God. There's nothing more trailer trash than airing your dirty laundry in public. No wonder their kids are screwed up. They both need to shut their yaps.

  34. #34 - Sorry, Perez ... says – reply to this

    … but her award is no more ridiculous than you "designing" clothing.

  35. #35 - It's All About HER says – reply to this

    Money and free PR can buy a lot things, get lots of free attention. She's another celebrity mom, cash-in-on-your-kid mom LOSER. Really boring story subject matter, Mario. You can do better than this sloppy broad.

  36. #36 - dramaqueen82 says – reply to this

    I truly despise Orange Oprah. I know she reads this. Dina, you are too old to party - you look like a desperate loser. Stop pimping out your kids. Doing this reality show won't "set the record straight." It's just going to remind us all of what a horrible mother you are.

  37. #37 - ashamed on long island says – reply to this

    This is typical of Long Island morality as long as your rich your ok. Nothing much else gets you props here.

  38. #38 - RADICAL QUEEN says – reply to this

    AS BAD AS DINA LOHAN IS…AND SHE'S PRETTY DARN BAD…SHE'S A POSITIVE SHINING ANGEL WHEN COMPARED TO HER EX. MICHAEL LOHAN IS A CHEAP PUBLICITY OBSEESED OINKING PIG, AND A TOTAL MEDIA JOKE. HE'S A CONVICTED FELON AND AN EX-CON WITH NO CREDIBILITY WHAT SO EVER. SO MY SUGGESTION TO HIM WOULD BE TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND TO GO AWAY PERMANANTLY. THE MAN IS ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING !

  39. #39 - Michael Lohan Was My Bitch says – reply to this

    Re: RADICAL QUEEN – I was in prison with that joke. Lohan, and believe me, he was just about every con in the joint's bitch. He had more cock up his crack than all the twinks on the yard…and don't let anyone tell you any different….he LOVED every minute of it !!!

  40. #40 - didi says – reply to this

    ya know, I know quite a few LI moms and she's actually one of the better ones, which says a lot about LI moms. They all let their kids grow up WAY too fast.

  41. #41 - m says – reply to this

    Where can I buy a book to read about this crazy family? This is priceless!!!!

  42. #42 - jm says – reply to this

    No wonder Lindsay is on coke.

    These two are crazy - I love hearing a man who served hard time for pilfering from other people talk about someone's lack of morals.

    This family is utterly ridiculous. Here's a thought Perez: STOP WRITING ABOUT THEM - maybe we can stop "making" them famous.

  43. #43 - Chipotle says – reply to this

    Hey Perez, we know you're a bit light on giving credit, but how about you cite your source for those quotes - as in, today's PageSix column ?

  44. #44 - OSLO LIVES says – reply to this

    I feeel sorry for any child that have to grow up in and enviroment like this, with dysfuntional parents who can't put their children first.!

  45. #45 - nikki says – reply to this

    the lohans are a bunch of losers

  46. #46 - Solaera says – reply to this

    "Lindsay came to town two weeks ago and wanted security guys there in case he showed up." If she was a good mom she never would have said that to the press. God. What a family of asshats.

  47. #47 - with-hold my name!!! says – reply to this

    Yeah, if you had to live on LI like me (totally NOT out of choice, I am from the South, maybe one day I can ESCAPE) you would not even be surprised. This place is full of TFIs like the Lohans. Occasionally I get dressed and my husband says "You look like someone from Long Island." I immediately change clothes. After I suppress the suicidal thoughts.

  48. #48 - aggie says – reply to this

    omg i love these people!!!! This story should be an episode on that show…trainwreck!

  49. #49 - north shore classy lady says – reply to this

    As someone from long island, I AM ASHAMED! Bah…Orange Oprah is so gross and skanky.

  50. #50 - nancycampbellslut says – reply to this

    My god that woman is about the cheesiest, tackiest thing I've seen in a while. Wheeeew, no wonder Lindsey is a big mess with no control and few morals. The Dad is probably a nut too, but the Mom was supposed to be the role model for her daughters.

  51. #51 - Amy says – reply to this

    MICHAELS GOT IT RIGHTTTTTT!!!
    Dina's a nut job and is no way mother of the year she wants to get her priorities right and put her kids first for once and whats in their interest and not money and fame!

    Michaels actually turned his life around and in my opinion should have custody of the kids but dina poisons them against him she should be banged up the wench
    pfffttt

    TEAM MICHEALLL FOR THE WINN!!! (Y)

  52. #52 - tre says – reply to this

    i wish these two would go away

  53. #53 - alright everyone says – reply to this

    knock it off w/ the fucking stereotypes of ny(L.I) and saying everyone there is bad.
    1. the lohans lived here on L.I for what 8 yrs? they've been living in l.a for much longer.
    so dont say they represent all of long island. and if you hate living here so much get the F out. its a great place w/ GREAT people. there are crazy ppl everywhere. dont associate every crazy out there with L.I. holy crap.

  54. #54 - mad joe says – reply to this

    "He's jealous that I got the award." LOL that´s far funnier.

  55. #55 - Michelle says – reply to this

    "He's on a mission to destroy me."

    LMAO ummm hasn't she done that already? I mean what kind of a mission is it when the person you're trying to "destroy" fucks up their own life?

  56. #56 - sbc says – reply to this

    I just have a problem with people who are fake and lie. Perez why don't you expose this terrible mommy group mingling moms. the founder Erica Logiudice just hours before this event called into the Billy Bush show and denied having anything to do with this award choice . She was laughing along with Billy about Dina's bad parenting skills. Then hours later she had no problem being two-faced at her cheesy event and going forward withthis award anyway. She says that her mommies voted for Dina on her website and that is not true she is a liar. We want to see the results and who was nominated? give me a break

  57. #57 - chyea says – reply to this

    It's on Long Island.
    Not in Long Island.
    Fix that.

  58. #58 - ANNA NICOLE SMITH says – reply to this

    perez i love u,but this thing is not funny.and imo this SHIT WILL DEFINITELY BE on HOrange oprah's crappy reality show.there's NO DOUBT about that.this BITCH is the worst pimp in HOllyweird.she won't hesitate to do anything for $$$ and fame.and i DO believe that Micheal Lohan has changed and he's trying help his children and what he's saying for OR.OPRAH is true.this woman is EXTREMELY DANGEROUS FOR HER KIDS.i feel so sorry for them ,and for all the kids that have parents like OR.OP.may God help them all.

  59. #59 - Michelle Renee C says – reply to this

    Does this woman ever quit? She is the WORST mom..The people who gave out this award must be a bunch of women who pretty much do not give a shit..J-lo getting a mothe raward? Come on!NOt that she is a bad mom, but she just has not been a mom very long..I agree with Poppa Lohan..

    I also think that just because he had his own demons and was in prison, that he isnt right about her..besides her show, what kind of money does she make for herself? her kid's manager? She is a pimp..60th

  60. #60 - Michelle Renee C says – reply to this

    OOPs..menat to say that he is RIGTH about her

  61. #61 - Michelle Renee C says – reply to this

    Wait! She has a restraining oreder against him for the next three years?? If she is that afraid of him why even go to the therapy sessions with him?? Oh, the kids want her to go…So, is he dangerous or what??

  62. #62 - Myra says – reply to this

    THATS THE JOKE OF ALL JOKES! WHO THEY NOMINATING NEXT-BRITNEY AND JAMIE LYNN SPEARS MOM!?!?!?!?

  63. #63 - honeybee says – reply to this

    Lindsay Lohan's career is DONE. her dumbass parents ruined her!

  64. #64 - dylan says – reply to this

    Why is she referred to as the orange oprah???

  65. #65 - mISS pIGGY says – reply to this

    She looks more piggish recently–did she get her nose bobbed or what?

  66. #66 - B says – reply to this

    Ha, that whole restraining order thing against a father is like my life. I even had stalkers. Crazy if I was a celebrity!

  67. #67 - fizzy says – reply to this

    AUSTRALIAN NEWS THIS MORNING DID AN INTERVIEW WITH SOME MODEL
    WHO SAYS LINDSAY LOHAN STOLE A BAG OF CLOTHES FROM HER APARTMENT. IT WAS WITNESSED BY SEVERAL PEOPLE.

  68. #68 - wow says – reply to this

    Where do you go when both of your parents are batshit crazy?? No wonder Lindsay is the way she is, and that other lil Loho isn't far behind… Her parents have turned her to lesbianism..hahaha

  69. #69 - olingo says – reply to this

    dina looks like an Arkansas pagent mom…u know like jon benet ramsey's mom..creep central

  70. #70 - blow hard says – reply to this

    Re: ANNA NICOLE SMITH – what can god do? they need to do it for themselves. god god give me a gold tooth. see it doesnt work..no gold tooth.

  71. #71 - Tegan says – reply to this

    For someone who hates her ex-hsband so much she is still happy to carry his name….

  72. #72 - Laura says – reply to this

    Did she get her nose done?

  73. #73 - anon says – reply to this

    Jealous? I think not. The truth hurts, doesn't it Dina? Denial isn't just a river in Egypt.

  74. #74 - Maggie says – reply to this

    The best thing about this is the two or three comments above FROM DINA posing as other posters, IN ALL CAPITALS! Like there's anyone on Earth that believes she's a good or even decent mom!!! What a fucking pig!!! I feel so sorry for her kids, except Ali, b/c she's letting Mom pimp her out when she's big enough to say STOP/ENOUGH.
    YOU GO DADDY!!!

  75. #75 - Jan says – reply to this

    What is going on with her nose??? It looks smaller……

  76. #76 - Snickers says – reply to this

    I think I figured out why Lindsay is an uncontrolable party animal and helpless alcoholic/drug addict because she wants to DIE!!!! And get the fuck away from these two freaks. Even if she did OD, we'd never hear the end of these two. Someone please make them all go away.

  77. #77 - SAD says – reply to this

    It is sad when your father is a attention seeking, insecure, lame and a jackass! I mean..If the why would you put the mother of your kids down? They are old enough to know what the hell is going on! SO she received a award? Maybe they thought that she was turning her life around, and decided to give it to her..what is the big deal..He is just mad because she received it..That is some B*tch sh*t! He will never be famous…SO why does he give interviews? He is living off of his daughter's fame. NO wonder why Lindsay is messed up! SO i don't blame her…It is the enviroment that you were bought up in! That is all she knows..so she get high to relive the pain of reality.

  78. #78 - brainchild says – reply to this

    The funniest thing is that she said he's jealous about her getting an award!! Sounds like the dad in that xmas movie "A Christmas Story", when he said "I won a major award!!", and it was just an ugly lamp. That's what Dina is–an ugly lamp, but so proud!!!

  79. #79 - ejhehdjd says – reply to this

    why do skankys like her git that pig snout nose job?

  80. #80 - Tootie says – reply to this

    Dina's really working the Blair Warner look