Man Meat

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His face is kinda blah, but that body is smokin'!

Dax Shepard, best known for his work as Kate Hudson's boyfriend of a few months, shows off his waxed and chiseled bod Wednesday on the set of his new film, When In Rome, currently filming in NYC - not in Rome.

He's almost like a younger, more hetero Matthew McConaughey.

This dude's got potential!

[Image via Buzz Foto.]

    Posted: May 8, 2008 at 1:00 pm / Email this  »

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    1. Alexandra says – reply to this


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      FIRST

    2. KellyAnne says – reply to this


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      *** HE LOOKS FREAKIN DIRTY *********** EWWWWW

    3. p1tey1 says – reply to this


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      He looks weak, pale , and frail.

    4. jessica s. says – reply to this


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      i'm number one ! WAHOOOO

    5. jessica s. says – reply to this


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      okay, damn. you guys comment fast… i was just kidding i was number 6. lmao.

    6. Furby says – reply to this


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      his bod is nice but his face looks like he'd fuck anyone through a hole in a bathroom stall.

      can you say 'Crack anyone?'

      but i digress…

    7. cyn says – reply to this


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      he's gross.

    8. Jon says – reply to this


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      WOW. couldn't disagree more. i think it just looks like he doesn't eat and drinks a lot of beer. mcconaughey? REALLY? let's take a better look…

    9. cristin says – reply to this


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      Except —- his face is busted.

    10. kath says – reply to this


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      I thought his belt was his dick sticking out of his pants!! Had to double check.

    11. adhod says – reply to this


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      first!!!!

    12. first says – reply to this


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      First!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

    13. d says – reply to this


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      d

    14. hillary says – reply to this


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      FIRST!!!

    15. Mandy says – reply to this


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      I can't STAND his face. I don't care how hot his body is, I would NOT touch that butterface!

    16. Miss Beverly says – reply to this


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      Dax is hilarious. I remember him best from the first season of PUNKED. He made that show-and once he was gone-It sucked!

    17. josh hilton says – reply to this


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      YUMMY
      GIMME SUM OF DATTTTTTTTT

    18. gross says – reply to this


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      He looks like a BLOND ZACH BRAFF! Freakin' ugly!

    19. First! says – reply to this


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      FIRST BITCHESSS!!!!!!!

    20. elle says – reply to this


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      Ewww…he does look dirty.

    21. demmi says – reply to this


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      daaaaaamn. I didn't know he had such a smokin' hot body. His face is icky though. I'd let him hit it from the back anytime.

    22. Drake says – reply to this


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      I think hes kinda gay .

    23. pamela says – reply to this


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      …..If there was such a thing as "butter-face" for men…he would be a prime example.

    24. Also says – reply to this


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      Body by Meth

    25. katie Kurley says – reply to this


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      Damn! Hot body! face not so much

    26. James says – reply to this


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      HE LOOKS LIKE AN UGLY ZACH BRAFF!

    27. sh3rry says – reply to this


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      danm that dude's body is BANGIN, kristen belle is a lucky girl.

    28. Mit says – reply to this


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      Toooo skinnnyyy - he's nasty

    29. jaysus says – reply to this


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      I like his face….it's not boring.

    30. pete says – reply to this


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      GROSS !! he's fuck ugly !

    31. cs says – reply to this


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      Fat Nipple, he looks like he's been ripping too many rails and not eating. Nice call !

    32. Fo Realz says – reply to this


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      He is so FUGLY! He looks like he's auditioning for the Iggy Pop story.

    33. Jane says – reply to this


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      He totally looks like (a young) Lenny from Laverne and Shirley!

    34. bebe says – reply to this


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      This dude's got potential to play Iggy Pop

    35. tonya says – reply to this


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      hot….funny thing is his belt…well at 1st glance looks like….haha

    36. bi says – reply to this


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      i agree hot bod, so so face.

    37. Liss says – reply to this


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      I would so totally paper bag it.

    38. Sophie says – reply to this


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      DUDE, is that gabrielle carteris aka andrea zuckerman from 90210 walking next to him?

    39. nikki says – reply to this


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      what is the sound guy even doing he should be fired by boom from below and its not even pointed in their direction arghh.

    40. EWWWWWWW says – reply to this


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      HE RESEMBLES BILLYBOB THORNTON ON THE BOTTOM PIC….

    41. tonya says – reply to this


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      Re: kath

      yes a black man's cock…haha……funny

    42. gret says – reply to this


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      POOR MAN'S OWEN WILSON

    43. stuff it says – reply to this


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      Word is he's hung like a horse, though.
      I think I'm going to wear my belt like that tomorrow - looks cool, right?
      What do you mean he looks like an ugly Zack Braff?
      That suggests Braff is decent looking.

    44. Stacy says – reply to this


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      HE IS SOO HOT I SAW HIM AT THE BABY MAMA PREMIER AND HE IS A FINE PIECE.

    45. Patrice says – reply to this


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      Sexy as all get out but he is definetly a male Butterface.

    46. I like him says – reply to this


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      He was great in Let's Go to Prison. He has a unique look and I think he's a good comic actor

    47. eric says – reply to this


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      : / he looks like he has an eating disorder. two words: conditioner.

    48. lindzrr says – reply to this


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      he needs a tan

    49. NoElleNo not my man FRITO!!! says – reply to this


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      THIS GUY IS HILARIOUS and a great actor. Anyone who could pull off being a total fool in IDIOCRACY and a total tool in LET'S GO TO PRISON and still be Kate Hudon's man surely has to have a l'il "somthin somthin" going for himself. I swear some of you are about a dumb as a sack of rocks… - the man IS ON A MOVIE SET you know, shooting a movie equals WORKING. Do you think this is what he looks like everyday? Most of you don't even know who he is- (check IMDB dumb-bitches) Don't be stupid all your life, let it end here.

    50. kgb says – reply to this


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      hH is way to thin, to gross, too ugly and he looks like a drug addict.
      Someone the Amy Winehouse mess would

    51. Candace says – reply to this


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      What is on his legs? and foot?

    52. e says – reply to this


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      didn't he date Kristen Bell? Obviously they are in this movie together but are they still hooking up?

    53. ReRe says – reply to this


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      "Go away! I'm 'batin'!"

    54. kelly2 says – reply to this


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      That body is SKINNY.

    55. rachel says – reply to this


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      dood is nastaaaaaaaay!

    56. kellie says – reply to this


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      that picture scares me. yet i can't stop wanting him. make it stop!

    57. Lisa says – reply to this


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      I thought for a minute his dick was hanging out! He needs a new way to secure his belt!

    58. NoddingLulzz says – reply to this


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      He looks like a douche.

    59. LISA says – reply to this


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      his face could double for zach braff….ew.

    60. erica says – reply to this


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      is that schlong real or fake?

    61. not a fan says – reply to this


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      he is still a douche

    62. amf says – reply to this


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      yuckkkkk!!!!

    63. Blech says – reply to this


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      He looks nasty!

    64. Deeg says – reply to this


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      christ, another manorexic… visible ribs are not sexy

    65. april says – reply to this


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      WATCH "WITHOUT A PADDLE" - and you will end up LOVING HIM! He is so hilarious! That movie rocks, I laughed throughout the film, and would watch it over and over again! He is like one of those guys who is so funny that it makes him attractive. And I believe that is why so many women fall for him. GO DAX!

    66. babykitty says – reply to this


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      NASTY! I certainly wouldn't touch him. you know the bod might be ok but unless you are doing in doggie style you have to look at the face

    67. Moe says – reply to this


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      Hmm. I'd need to see another picture to judge his bod. Looks good from this angle though!!! I never really thought he had an attractive face anyway!

    68. LolaLolaLola says – reply to this


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      What's that weird thing on his right shoulder? Is that some kind of port wine birthmark or a shadow or right?

    69. Hyde says – reply to this


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      GROSS, too thin! You like the teenage boy look, Perez. Ugh.

    70. Liz says – reply to this


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      Does anyone else think he looks like Zach Braff with blonde hair and a better bod??

    71. Bumble Bee Tuna says – reply to this


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      Gross! Dax is SO not yummy at all. He looks like a skeevy perv who would give you crabs!

    72. lilio says – reply to this


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      Gross.

    73. Lisa says – reply to this


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      I went to Muir Middle School in Milford Michigan with this guy. He was a big ass dork…who knew that one day he would be in magazines and movies and dating famous people. Weird how that works. Why wasn't it me?! Wah.

    74. ewww says – reply to this


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      EWWW HIS BODY IS DISGUISTING!!!!

    75. TimFarrissFan says – reply to this


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      He's still too skinny. I don't like skinny men. I like men with some meat on their bones. That's why I say my Timmy is perfect!!

    76. Redindiangrrl says – reply to this


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      a tad too skinny for my taste, but definitely a dirty white boy!!

    77. LOSERSSS says – reply to this


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      He's dating Kristen BELL, not KATE HUDSON. Idiots..

    78. kylie says – reply to this


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      UUUUGGGGLLLYYYY

    79. jess says – reply to this


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      he looks like matthew mcconaughey meets zach braff

    80. KC says – reply to this


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      he needs to eat a cookie, you can see his ribs, ick

    81. hannah says – reply to this


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      isnt he from punk'd?? same name… simalar face..

    82. Miss Bonita says – reply to this


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      oh my god, I'm soooooo in love with this guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    83. pippimarie says – reply to this


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      eeew Perez :P
      McConaughey is way hotter!

    84. Nada says – reply to this


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      Blek! Perez, you gotta be kidding?! Unattractive body, even more unattractive face. Yuck.

    85. Bette Noir says – reply to this


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      Uh… no. Not hot. Also a reeeeeally bad actor. Who on earth finds this guy funny? He's almost, but not quite, as awful as the egregiously horrible & unfunny Dane Cook.

    86. shana says – reply to this


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      Eew, he wasn't best known for that slut Kate Hudson. People knew and loved him way before he touched her nasty ass.

    87. lauren says – reply to this


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      What is wrong with you. How could you even think of Matthew or compare them. He is ugly and skinny. Oh, Kristen Bell you could do so much better.

    88. Monstra says – reply to this


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      Blech, looks more like Iggy Pop to me.

    89. KRISTYN CHICAGO says – reply to this


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      NASTY
      UGLY
      WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING

      HAVE YOU SEEN HIS NOSE?!!!

    90. judy says – reply to this


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      nothing like abs on a skinny guy. that is not attractive at all.

    91. mellsbells says – reply to this


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      NAS-TEEEEEEE.

    92. MomV4 says – reply to this


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      TOO SKINNY!!!!

    93. choriza says – reply to this


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      HE IS FUGLY AND HE LOOKS GAY
      KATE SURE LIKE GUYS WITH UGLY NOSES

    94. elle says – reply to this


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      Ewww. This guy does not turn me on. More hetero than Matt? You must be nuts. He's scarier than Matt maybe.

    95. choriza says – reply to this


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      HOW DARE YOU COMPARE HIM TO Matthew McConaughey

    96. stasia says – reply to this


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      he looks gross,kinda like norm mcdonald

    97. Linda says – reply to this


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      IKKK! Not a pretty face on that boy! umm maybe if he wore a ski mask?

    98. ew who are u p.hilton? says – reply to this


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      u have some nasty taste in men. he's no matt mc.c……………and all nudity isnt shocking anymore. put ur clothes on, that'll shock us.

    99. Cat says – reply to this


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      Nowhere near being anything like Matthew and never will be!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    100. DENISE says – reply to this


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      HE IS NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!

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