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Quote of the Day

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"I pee outside my house in my yard. I usually start my day off by taking my dogs out. While they go, I go. I bond and feel like a caveman."

- Ashton Kutcher tells Star magazine
Posted: May 8, 2008 at 10:15 am

86 comments to “Quote of the Day”

  1. ty says – reply to this


    1

    He's fucking HOTTTTTT!
    He's also rich enough to piss where ever he wants!!!

  2. amanda says – reply to this


    2

    i bet perez is hiding in the bushes somewhere waiting for that golden shower. :P

  3. 34r says – reply to this


    3

    He can piss on me anytime!!

  4. bella says – reply to this


    4

    My hubby does the same thing…it's a guy thing!

  5. alicia says – reply to this


    5

    wow delish!

  6. Aurora says – reply to this


    6

    Doesn't urine make yellow spots on the grass? Well, I guess that way you would know where "not" to step. Otherwise, it's your land - your deal. Men have it so easy in that regard.

  7. missysyd says – reply to this


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    That is a mad shot, someone wants to be a rock star.

  8. Lu says – reply to this


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    lol!

  9. :) says – reply to this


    9

    Omg, kinda hot pic of him :D

  10. chloe says – reply to this


    10

    ew dont see what the big deal is about him.

  11. Mimi says – reply to this


    11

    I hate this guy.

  12. woase says – reply to this


    12

    2nd!

  13. WTF says – reply to this


    13

    Proves my point that Demi married a little boy.When Demi does it too that will be a news story

  14. jimbo says – reply to this


    14

    Perez, I notice you don´t mention much about Obama finally putting down that witch Hillary… Any news on Castro´s death?

  15. GCGIRL says – reply to this


    15

    Haha i cant stand animals looking at me naked :o

  16. Riss says – reply to this


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    Pity he's single hey, :-) Cute tho :-)

  17. alex says – reply to this


    17

    ashton is gross

  18. what do you call a million republicans in a mass grave? says – reply to this


    18

    a start.
    PLEASE VOTE REPUBLICAN IN THE NEXT ELECTION,
    A START…..PLEASE VOTE REPUBLICAN IN THE NEXT ELECTION…my name is Mark Foley and I approve this young
    boy's asshole.
    fUNNY, THAT WAS MEANT TO JAB THE DEMS,
    GO BACK TO VOTING FOR THE COMMUNIST
    BORAT OSAMA.

  19. Wannabe says – reply to this


    19

    Fabulous. Now every pap and his dog is gonna' be hiding out in a tree by his house to get a shot of Kutcher's caveman! I certainly hope he wanted THAT all over the net.

  20. agaig123 says – reply to this


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    charming

  21. Niamh says – reply to this


    21

    he pisses outside??

  22. lfutoiugudu says – reply to this


    22

    lol….

  23. La Cubanita says – reply to this


    23

    I'll like to take him for a walk.

  24. Cerag says – reply to this


    24

    Re: amanda – You had me laughing out loud!

  25. ASSTON SUCKS! says – reply to this


    25

    I FUCKING HATE THIS GUY! He's such a PIG!

  26. fhsoieuoi says – reply to this


    26

    lol..

  27. geez says – reply to this


    27

    Re: J – So if you don't want to be a pain in the ass……don't post your begging crap 80 times in one post!!!!
    FUCKING ANNOYING!!!

  28. laaaa says – reply to this


    28

    he looks like pete doherty in this pic.

  29. Estephan says – reply to this


    29

    What time in the morning and where?

  30. Drake says – reply to this


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    Ive done it 2 and i must admitt its really cool it makes u feel free every 1 u should try it.

  31. Lauren says – reply to this


    31

    I can see him calling Rumer a dog but Demi is still all right for an old gal.

  32. Notty says – reply to this


    32

    There's nothing about Ashton Kutcher that doesn't make not want to kick his stupid ass.

  33. dasha says – reply to this


    33

    asshole, of course he feels like a caveman, he is one

  34. reader says – reply to this


    34

    Douche.

  35. maryanna. says – reply to this


    35

    wow! he should be proud!
    what a dumbass!

  36. Aimée says – reply to this


    36

    Hahaha, that's great!

  37. Bri says – reply to this


    37

    STAR magazine? oh yea i really believe it now

  38. DMAN says – reply to this


    38

    Re: J –
    NOT THIS ASSHOLE AGAIN

    GO FUCK YOURSELF

  39. kelaudk says – reply to this


    39

    I live on the Big Island of Hawaii & most guys do that a lot!!! People here spend most of their time outdoors & only go inside to sleep. I don't know what it does to grass, but it makes banana trees grow like crazy. I'm not sure that I'd eat the bananas…although I probably (unknowingly) have already.

  40. Cheryl says – reply to this


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    What a class act!

  41. Nadine says – reply to this


    41

    Pissing in your back yard: so easy even a caveman can do it!

  42. Raepasa says – reply to this


    42

    I thought I was looking at a photo of the singer from Dexy's Midnight Runners (of Come On Eileen fame)! Separated at birth?

  43. Lextyle says – reply to this


    43

    This is not Ashton, he is a model for Pepe Jeans

  44. charlotte#1 says – reply to this


    44
  45. daniel says – reply to this


    45

    i pee outside too, WTF is the big deal?

    http://pentaxmilitia.com/

  46. believer says – reply to this


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    I believe there is a law against that. It's called indecent exposure. Thats a great example for teenage girls. Demi must be so proud.

  47. Wolf Pack says – reply to this


    47

    Marking his territory.

  48. Wild Bill Hickock says – reply to this


    48

    It's a Freudian urge to go camping.

  49. Urban Dweller says – reply to this


    49

    We are so disconnected from nature now that this makes perfect sense.

  50. Haneul says – reply to this


    50

    that's nasty, but somehow incredibly hot at the same time.

  51. LookAtYou says – reply to this


    51

    That must be one rank smelling back yard.

  52. Leo says – reply to this


    52

    Go figure. His IQ is lower than that retarded fish you decided to keep out of pity. He has to ‘prove’ that he is a man…how fucking SAD!

  53. Christine says – reply to this


    53

    What a pig!

  54. BIG BOB says – reply to this


    54

    CAN WE PLEASE HAVE A PICTURE OF THAT!

  55. #60-Hillary Clinton:The Psycho Ex-Girlfriend of the Democratic Party! : Check Out Hussein's Cabinet says – reply to this


    55

    Vice President — Michelle “James Brown” Obama
    Secretary of State — Al Sharpton (Ambassador to Queens, Kings, Premiers, Presidents, Prime Ministers, and Foreign Heads of State)

    Secretary of the Treasury — Wesley Snipes (Handles All Our Money)
    
Secretary of Defense — Louis Farakhan (Will Rid World Of All International Whites)

    Attorney General — Star Jones ( “She Said She’s A Lawyer”; from Crazytown, USA)

    Secretary of the Interior — Don King (All Around Good Ole Crazy Guy)

    Secretary of Agriculture — Snoop Dawg (He Will Be In Charge Of “Growing Stuff”)
    
Secretary of Commerce — Kanye West (Can’t Get Along With Nobody, Pissed he’s Not The Prez)

    Secretary of Labor — K-Fed (Token Honky—Never Works , But Always Looks Cool)

    Secretary of Health and Human Services — Mike Tyson (Knocks People Out; Bites Their Ears Off)

    Secretary of Housing and Urban Development — Michael Jackson (Knows About Houses & Kids & Stuff)
    Secretary of Transportation — 50 cent
 (That’s How He Rolls)
    Secretary of Energy — Barry Bonds (Keeps Cabinet Supplied With Steroids & Cocaine)

    Secretary of Education — Reverend James Meeks (Will Rid World Of All Homosexuals AND Homosexuality)
    
Secretary of Veterans Affairs — Jesse Jackson (Cause He’s The Oldest, And Has To Be Something)

    Secretary of Homeland Security — Reverend Jeremiah Wright (Will Rid World Of All Domestic Whites)

  56. Will says – reply to this


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    Whats wrong with that? I pee outside all the time. Hey its saves water and what is it hurting?

  57. nonCyBOy says – reply to this


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    He must be an alcoholic. I know when I was drinking I'd pee in the backyard, too. But I decided to get help when my lawn started turning yellow. True story.

  58. Negrita says – reply to this


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    Ha Funny. Guys can get away with doing that in public.

  59. NoNCYBoy says – reply to this


    59

    Re: nonCyBOy – OMG I can't believe I was 69 again-beats "FIRST" anyday!

  60. Caveman says – reply to this


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    I do the same thing dude.

  61. ASHLEY says – reply to this


    61

    He just went down a notch n my book. How stupid.

  62. jbonz says – reply to this


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    (Insert your "licking his nuts" joke here.)

  63. Buford Pusser says – reply to this


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    He's bored because his career is in the shitter and his wife won't blow him since they married. Fucking has-beeeeeeeen looooooooser

  64. cornjob says – reply to this


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    annoying, talentless mimbo….

  65. S says – reply to this


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    I HAVE DONE THAT, TOO…. only late at night, after partying. Let the dogs out, it's dark, whose gonna see??? Plus i'm a girl, so it takes extra talent.

  66. BBBoricua says – reply to this


    66

    What a tool!!! What a stupid thing to say in an interview!!! Time to grow up already, fool.

  67. Confucius says – reply to this


    67

    This is a great photo. It's reminiscent of classic magazine art.

  68. mmm says – reply to this


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    Trying so hard to be funny- Ashton's m.o. He needs to shut the fuck up at all times and just show his pretty face like the little whore-man that he is. He is not a comedian, he is not an actor. He is a slab of beef.

  69. retired says – reply to this


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    Granted some men do this, but a CLASSY MAN does not make it public knowledge. While Ashton Kutcher is a wannabe celebrity, he is actually a no-talent nothing.

  70. REPLYING TO FUCKTARD says – reply to this


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    Re: retired – YOUR A FUCKING IDIOT!!! WHO CARES IF HE PISSES OUTSIDE! CLASSY MEN PISS ON GOLF COURSES ALL THE TIME AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT. GET A LIFE!

  71. booshdag says – reply to this


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    He is hot and keeps getting sexier as he matures. But I can't help but think of his small dick and it turns me off. Brittany Murphy said he's hung like a flea. Poor guy.

  72. Mango says – reply to this


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    I do it too!!!!!

    that way i save $ by not flushing the toilet
    and it hydrates the grass

    its a win-win situation

  73. Hyde says – reply to this


    73

    TMI.

  74. ryan rivercrest says – reply to this


    74

    ashton is in a sham marriage with demi as both are gay.
    is he wearing a hair piece lately?
    maybe he's with bruce!

  75. violet crumbles says – reply to this


    75

    HA HA! Love it - My husband does the same thing.

  76. Corinna says – reply to this


    76

    Hehehe cute.

  77. miranda says – reply to this


    77

    well i piss in alleys so i don't see anything wrong with that in and of itself, but since when was being a caveman a good thing?

  78. melissa says – reply to this


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    he totally looks like corey haim in this pic

  79. slickcat says – reply to this


    79

    so goddamn immature….

  80. FUCK OFF says – reply to this


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    LOLZ…IF U TAKE THIS ONE TOO SERIOUS…U NEED CHURCH

  81. Kiki says – reply to this


    81

    that is the dumbest quote.

  82. ChristieG says – reply to this


    82

    I love this photo, it's very Dexy's Midnight Runners! I just noticed someone else thought the very same thing! I love it when someone else posts my idea around # 45 or so…..makes me feel so normal! ha happens a lot actually

  83. MEAT INSPECTOR says – reply to this


    83

    Oh yes Baby Boi, shake that big cucumber you got!

  84. leomama says – reply to this


    84

    And Demi's response? Boys will be boys!

  85. nay35 says – reply to this


    85

    I'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND HOW AN ADULT WOMEN COULD MARRY A STUPID KID……. ASHTON HAS SHIT FOR BRIANS AND I BET HER DAUGHTER'S ARE ASHAMED OF AND FOR HER

  86. tellall says – reply to this


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    Disgusting.