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"I pee outside my house in my yard. I usually start my day off by taking my dogs out. While they go, I go. I bond and feel like a caveman."

- Ashton Kutcher tells Star magazine

    Posted: May 8, 2008 at 10:15 am / Email this  »
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    1. ty says – reply to this


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      He's fucking HOTTTTTT!
      He's also rich enough to piss where ever he wants!!!

    2. amanda says – reply to this


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      i bet perez is hiding in the bushes somewhere waiting for that golden shower. :P

    3. 34r says – reply to this


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      He can piss on me anytime!!

    4. bella says – reply to this


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      My hubby does the same thing…it's a guy thing!

    5. alicia says – reply to this


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      wow delish!

    6. Aurora says – reply to this


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      Doesn't urine make yellow spots on the grass? Well, I guess that way you would know where "not" to step. Otherwise, it's your land - your deal. Men have it so easy in that regard.

    7. missysyd says – reply to this


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      That is a mad shot, someone wants to be a rock star.

    8. Lu says – reply to this


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      lol!

    9. :) says – reply to this


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      Omg, kinda hot pic of him :D

    10. chloe says – reply to this


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      ew dont see what the big deal is about him.

    11. Mimi says – reply to this


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      I hate this guy.

    12. woase says – reply to this


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      2nd!

    13. WTF says – reply to this


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      Proves my point that Demi married a little boy.When Demi does it too that will be a news story

    14. jimbo says – reply to this


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      Perez, I notice you don´t mention much about Obama finally putting down that witch Hillary… Any news on Castro´s death?

    15. GCGIRL says – reply to this


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      Haha i cant stand animals looking at me naked :o

    16. Riss says – reply to this


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      Pity he's single hey, :-) Cute tho :-)

    17. alex says – reply to this


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      ashton is gross

    18. what do you call a million republicans in a mass grave? says – reply to this


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      a start.
      PLEASE VOTE REPUBLICAN IN THE NEXT ELECTION,
      A START…..PLEASE VOTE REPUBLICAN IN THE NEXT ELECTION…my name is Mark Foley and I approve this young
      boy's asshole.
      fUNNY, THAT WAS MEANT TO JAB THE DEMS,
      GO BACK TO VOTING FOR THE COMMUNIST
      BORAT OSAMA.

    19. Wannabe says – reply to this


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      Fabulous. Now every pap and his dog is gonna' be hiding out in a tree by his house to get a shot of Kutcher's caveman! I certainly hope he wanted THAT all over the net.

    20. agaig123 says – reply to this


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      charming

    21. Niamh says – reply to this


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      he pisses outside??

    22. lfutoiugudu says – reply to this


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      lol….

    23. La Cubanita says – reply to this


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      I'll like to take him for a walk.

    24. Cerag says – reply to this


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      Re: amanda – You had me laughing out loud!

    25. ASSTON SUCKS! says – reply to this


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      I FUCKING HATE THIS GUY! He's such a PIG!

    26. fhsoieuoi says – reply to this


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      lol..

    27. geez says – reply to this


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      Re: J – So if you don't want to be a pain in the ass……don't post your begging crap 80 times in one post!!!!
      FUCKING ANNOYING!!!

    28. laaaa says – reply to this


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      he looks like pete doherty in this pic.

    29. Estephan says – reply to this


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      What time in the morning and where?

    30. Drake says – reply to this


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      Ive done it 2 and i must admitt its really cool it makes u feel free every 1 u should try it.

    31. Lauren says – reply to this


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      I can see him calling Rumer a dog but Demi is still all right for an old gal.

    32. Notty says – reply to this


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      There's nothing about Ashton Kutcher that doesn't make not want to kick his stupid ass.

    33. dasha says – reply to this


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      asshole, of course he feels like a caveman, he is one

    34. reader says – reply to this


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      Douche.

    35. maryanna. says – reply to this


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      wow! he should be proud!
      what a dumbass!

    36. Aimée says – reply to this


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      Hahaha, that's great!

    37. Bri says – reply to this


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      STAR magazine? oh yea i really believe it now

    38. DMAN says – reply to this


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      Re: J –
      NOT THIS ASSHOLE AGAIN

      GO FUCK YOURSELF

    39. kelaudk says – reply to this


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      I live on the Big Island of Hawaii & most guys do that a lot!!! People here spend most of their time outdoors & only go inside to sleep. I don't know what it does to grass, but it makes banana trees grow like crazy. I'm not sure that I'd eat the bananas…although I probably (unknowingly) have already.

    40. Cheryl says – reply to this


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      What a class act!

    41. Nadine says – reply to this


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      Pissing in your back yard: so easy even a caveman can do it!

    42. Raepasa says – reply to this


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      I thought I was looking at a photo of the singer from Dexy's Midnight Runners (of Come On Eileen fame)! Separated at birth?

    43. Lextyle says – reply to this


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      This is not Ashton, he is a model for Pepe Jeans

    44. charlotte#1 says – reply to this


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    45. daniel says – reply to this


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      i pee outside too, WTF is the big deal?

      http://pentaxmilitia.com/

    46. believer says – reply to this


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      I believe there is a law against that. It's called indecent exposure. Thats a great example for teenage girls. Demi must be so proud.

    47. Wolf Pack says – reply to this


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      Marking his territory.

    48. Wild Bill Hickock says – reply to this


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      It's a Freudian urge to go camping.

    49. Urban Dweller says – reply to this


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      We are so disconnected from nature now that this makes perfect sense.

    50. Haneul says – reply to this


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      that's nasty, but somehow incredibly hot at the same time.

    51. LookAtYou says – reply to this


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      That must be one rank smelling back yard.

    52. Leo says – reply to this


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      Go figure. His IQ is lower than that retarded fish you decided to keep out of pity. He has to ‘prove’ that he is a man…how fucking SAD!

    53. Christine says – reply to this


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      What a pig!

    54. BIG BOB says – reply to this


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      CAN WE PLEASE HAVE A PICTURE OF THAT!

    55. #60-Hillary Clinton:The Psycho Ex-Girlfriend of the Democratic Party! : Check Out Hussein's Cabinet says – reply to this


      55

      Vice President — Michelle “James Brown” Obama
      Secretary of State — Al Sharpton (Ambassador to Queens, Kings, Premiers, Presidents, Prime Ministers, and Foreign Heads of State)

      Secretary of the Treasury — Wesley Snipes (Handles All Our Money)
      
Secretary of Defense — Louis Farakhan (Will Rid World Of All International Whites)

      Attorney General — Star Jones ( “She Said She’s A Lawyer”; from Crazytown, USA)

      Secretary of the Interior — Don King (All Around Good Ole Crazy Guy)

      Secretary of Agriculture — Snoop Dawg (He Will Be In Charge Of “Growing Stuff”)
      
Secretary of Commerce — Kanye West (Can’t Get Along With Nobody, Pissed he’s Not The Prez)

      Secretary of Labor — K-Fed (Token Honky—Never Works , But Always Looks Cool)

      Secretary of Health and Human Services — Mike Tyson (Knocks People Out; Bites Their Ears Off)

      Secretary of Housing and Urban Development — Michael Jackson (Knows About Houses & Kids & Stuff)
      Secretary of Transportation — 50 cent
 (That’s How He Rolls)
      Secretary of Energy — Barry Bonds (Keeps Cabinet Supplied With Steroids & Cocaine)

      Secretary of Education — Reverend James Meeks (Will Rid World Of All Homosexuals AND Homosexuality)
      
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    56. Will says – reply to this


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      Whats wrong with that? I pee outside all the time. Hey its saves water and what is it hurting?

    57. nonCyBOy says – reply to this


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      He must be an alcoholic. I know when I was drinking I'd pee in the backyard, too. But I decided to get help when my lawn started turning yellow. True story.

    58. Negrita says – reply to this


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      Ha Funny. Guys can get away with doing that in public.

    59. NoNCYBoy says – reply to this


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      Re: nonCyBOy – OMG I can't believe I was 69 again-beats "FIRST" anyday!

    60. Caveman says – reply to this


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      I do the same thing dude.

    61. ASHLEY says – reply to this


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      He just went down a notch n my book. How stupid.

    62. jbonz says – reply to this


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      (Insert your "licking his nuts" joke here.)

    63. Buford Pusser says – reply to this


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      He's bored because his career is in the shitter and his wife won't blow him since they married. Fucking has-beeeeeeeen looooooooser

    64. cornjob says – reply to this


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      annoying, talentless mimbo….

    65. S says – reply to this


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      I HAVE DONE THAT, TOO…. only late at night, after partying. Let the dogs out, it's dark, whose gonna see??? Plus i'm a girl, so it takes extra talent.

    66. BBBoricua says – reply to this


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      What a tool!!! What a stupid thing to say in an interview!!! Time to grow up already, fool.

    67. Confucius says – reply to this


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      This is a great photo. It's reminiscent of classic magazine art.

    68. mmm says – reply to this


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      Trying so hard to be funny- Ashton's m.o. He needs to shut the fuck up at all times and just show his pretty face like the little whore-man that he is. He is not a comedian, he is not an actor. He is a slab of beef.

    69. retired says – reply to this


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      Granted some men do this, but a CLASSY MAN does not make it public knowledge. While Ashton Kutcher is a wannabe celebrity, he is actually a no-talent nothing.

    70. REPLYING TO FUCKTARD says – reply to this


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      Re: retired – YOUR A FUCKING IDIOT!!! WHO CARES IF HE PISSES OUTSIDE! CLASSY MEN PISS ON GOLF COURSES ALL THE TIME AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT. GET A LIFE!

    71. booshdag says – reply to this


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      He is hot and keeps getting sexier as he matures. But I can't help but think of his small dick and it turns me off. Brittany Murphy said he's hung like a flea. Poor guy.

    72. Mango says – reply to this


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      I do it too!!!!!

      that way i save $ by not flushing the toilet
      and it hydrates the grass

      its a win-win situation

    73. Hyde says – reply to this


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      TMI.

    74. ryan rivercrest says – reply to this


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      ashton is in a sham marriage with demi as both are gay.
      is he wearing a hair piece lately?
      maybe he's with bruce!

    75. violet crumbles says – reply to this


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      HA HA! Love it - My husband does the same thing.

    76. Corinna says – reply to this


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      Hehehe cute.

    77. miranda says – reply to this


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      well i piss in alleys so i don't see anything wrong with that in and of itself, but since when was being a caveman a good thing?

    78. melissa says – reply to this


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      he totally looks like corey haim in this pic

    79. slickcat says – reply to this


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      so goddamn immature….

    80. FUCK OFF says – reply to this


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      LOLZ…IF U TAKE THIS ONE TOO SERIOUS…U NEED CHURCH

    81. Kiki says – reply to this


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      that is the dumbest quote.

    82. ChristieG says – reply to this


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      I love this photo, it's very Dexy's Midnight Runners! I just noticed someone else thought the very same thing! I love it when someone else posts my idea around # 45 or so…..makes me feel so normal! ha happens a lot actually

    83. MEAT INSPECTOR says – reply to this


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      Oh yes Baby Boi, shake that big cucumber you got!

    84. leomama says – reply to this


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      And Demi's response? Boys will be boys!

    85. nay35 says – reply to this


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      I'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND HOW AN ADULT WOMEN COULD MARRY A STUPID KID……. ASHTON HAS SHIT FOR BRIANS AND I BET HER DAUGHTER'S ARE ASHAMED OF AND FOR HER

    86. tellall says – reply to this


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      Disgusting.