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"I pee outside my house in my yard. I usually start my day off by taking my dogs out. While they go, I go. I bond and feel like a caveman."

- Ashton Kutcher tells Star magazine
Posted: May 8, 2008 at 10:15 am


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  1. #1 - ty says – reply to this

    He's fucking HOTTTTTT!
    He's also rich enough to piss where ever he wants!!!

  2. #2 - amanda says – reply to this

    i bet perez is hiding in the bushes somewhere waiting for that golden shower. :P

  3. #3 - 34r says – reply to this

    He can piss on me anytime!!

  4. #4 - bella says – reply to this

    My hubby does the same thing…it's a guy thing!

  5. #5 - alicia says – reply to this

    wow delish!

  6. #6 - Aurora says – reply to this

    Doesn't urine make yellow spots on the grass? Well, I guess that way you would know where "not" to step. Otherwise, it's your land - your deal. Men have it so easy in that regard.

  7. #7 - missysyd says – reply to this

    That is a mad shot, someone wants to be a rock star.

  8. #8 - perezs mom is a fat slut says – reply to this

    kil yrself perez u crisco n shit smelling second class citizn may the aids get u soon!

  9. #9 - Lu says – reply to this

    lol!

  10. #10 - :) says – reply to this

    Omg, kinda hot pic of him :D

  11. #11 - chloe says – reply to this

    ew dont see what the big deal is about him.

  12. #12 - Mimi says – reply to this

    I hate this guy.

  13. #13 - woase says – reply to this

    2nd!

  14. #14 - WTF says – reply to this

    Proves my point that Demi married a little boy.When Demi does it too that will be a news story

  15. #15 - jimbo says – reply to this

    Perez, I notice you don´t mention much about Obama finally putting down that witch Hillary… Any news on Castro´s death?

  16. #16 - GCGIRL says – reply to this

    Haha i cant stand animals looking at me naked :o

  17. #17 - Riss says – reply to this

    Pity he's single hey, :-) Cute tho :-)

  18. #18 - alex says – reply to this

    ashton is gross

  19. #19 - what do you call a million republicans in a mass grave? says – reply to this

    a start.
    PLEASE VOTE REPUBLICAN IN THE NEXT ELECTION,
    A START…..PLEASE VOTE REPUBLICAN IN THE NEXT ELECTION…my name is Mark Foley and I approve this young
    boy's asshole.
    fUNNY, THAT WAS MEANT TO JAB THE DEMS,
    GO BACK TO VOTING FOR THE COMMUNIST
    BORAT OSAMA.

  20. #20 - Wannabe says – reply to this

    Fabulous. Now every pap and his dog is gonna' be hiding out in a tree by his house to get a shot of Kutcher's caveman! I certainly hope he wanted THAT all over the net.

  21. #21 - agaig123 says – reply to this

    charming

  22. #22 - Niamh says – reply to this

    he pisses outside??

  23. #23 - lfutoiugudu says – reply to this

    lol….

  24. #24 - La Cubanita says – reply to this

    I'll like to take him for a walk.

  25. #25 - Cerag says – reply to this

    Re: amanda – You had me laughing out loud!

  26. #26 - ASSTON SUCKS! says – reply to this

    I FUCKING HATE THIS GUY! He's such a PIG!

  27. #27 - fhsoieuoi says – reply to this

    lol..

  28. #28 - geez says – reply to this

    Re: J – So if you don't want to be a pain in the ass……don't post your begging crap 80 times in one post!!!!
    FUCKING ANNOYING!!!

  29. #29 - laaaa says – reply to this

    he looks like pete doherty in this pic.

  30. #30 - Estephan says – reply to this

    What time in the morning and where?

  31. #31 - Drake says – reply to this

    Ive done it 2 and i must admitt its really cool it makes u feel free every 1 u should try it.

  32. #32 - Lauren says – reply to this

    I can see him calling Rumer a dog but Demi is still all right for an old gal.

  33. #33 - Notty says – reply to this

    There's nothing about Ashton Kutcher that doesn't make not want to kick his stupid ass.

  34. #34 - dasha says – reply to this

    asshole, of course he feels like a caveman, he is one

  35. #35 - reader says – reply to this

    Douche.

  36. #36 - maryanna. says – reply to this

    wow! he should be proud!
    what a dumbass!

  37. #37 - Aimée says – reply to this

    Hahaha, that's great!

  38. #38 - Bri says – reply to this

    STAR magazine? oh yea i really believe it now

  39. #39 - DMAN says – reply to this

    Re: J –
    NOT THIS ASSHOLE AGAIN

    GO FUCK YOURSELF

  40. #40 - kelaudk says – reply to this

    I live on the Big Island of Hawaii & most guys do that a lot!!! People here spend most of their time outdoors & only go inside to sleep. I don't know what it does to grass, but it makes banana trees grow like crazy. I'm not sure that I'd eat the bananas…although I probably (unknowingly) have already.

  41. #41 - Cheryl says – reply to this

    What a class act!

  42. #42 - Nadine says – reply to this

    Pissing in your back yard: so easy even a caveman can do it!

  43. #43 - Raepasa says – reply to this

    I thought I was looking at a photo of the singer from Dexy's Midnight Runners (of Come On Eileen fame)! Separated at birth?

  44. #44 - Lextyle says – reply to this

    This is not Ashton, he is a model for Pepe Jeans

  45. #45 - charlotte#1 says – reply to this

    Re: geez –

  46. #46 - daniel says – reply to this

    i pee outside too, WTF is the big deal?

    http://pentaxmilitia.com/

  47. #47 - believer says – reply to this

    I believe there is a law against that. It's called indecent exposure. Thats a great example for teenage girls. Demi must be so proud.

  48. #48 - Wolf Pack says – reply to this

    Marking his territory.

  49. #49 - Wild Bill Hickock says – reply to this

    It's a Freudian urge to go camping.

  50. #50 - Urban Dweller says – reply to this

    We are so disconnected from nature now that this makes perfect sense.

  51. #51 - Haneul says – reply to this

    that's nasty, but somehow incredibly hot at the same time.

  52. #52 - LookAtYou says – reply to this

    That must be one rank smelling back yard.

  53. #53 - Leo says – reply to this

    Go figure. His IQ is lower than that retarded fish you decided to keep out of pity. He has to ‘prove’ that he is a man…how fucking SAD!

  54. #54 - Christine says – reply to this

    What a pig!

  55. #55 - BIG BOB says – reply to this

    CAN WE PLEASE HAVE A PICTURE OF THAT!

  56. #56 - #60-Hillary Clinton:The Psycho Ex-Girlfriend of the Democratic Party! : Check Out Hussein's Cabinet says – reply to this

    Vice President — Michelle “James Brown” Obama
    Secretary of State — Al Sharpton (Ambassador to Queens, Kings, Premiers, Presidents, Prime Ministers, and Foreign Heads of State)

    Secretary of the Treasury — Wesley Snipes (Handles All Our Money)
    
Secretary of Defense — Louis Farakhan (Will Rid World Of All International Whites)

    Attorney General — Star Jones ( “She Said She’s A Lawyer”; from Crazytown, USA)

    Secretary of the Interior — Don King (All Around Good Ole Crazy Guy)

    Secretary of Agriculture — Snoop Dawg (He Will Be In Charge Of “Growing Stuff”)
    
Secretary of Commerce — Kanye West (Can’t Get Along With Nobody, Pissed he’s Not The Prez)

    Secretary of Labor — K-Fed (Token Honky—Never Works , But Always Looks Cool)

    Secretary of Health and Human Services — Mike Tyson (Knocks People Out; Bites Their Ears Off)

    Secretary of Housing and Urban Development — Michael Jackson (Knows About Houses & Kids & Stuff)
    Secretary of Transportation — 50 cent
 (That’s How He Rolls)
    Secretary of Energy — Barry Bonds (Keeps Cabinet Supplied With Steroids & Cocaine)

    Secretary of Education — Reverend James Meeks (Will Rid World Of All Homosexuals AND Homosexuality)
    
Secretary of Veterans Affairs — Jesse Jackson (Cause He’s The Oldest, And Has To Be Something)

    Secretary of Homeland Security — Reverend Jeremiah Wright (Will Rid World Of All Domestic Whites)

  57. #57 - Will says – reply to this

    Whats wrong with that? I pee outside all the time. Hey its saves water and what is it hurting?

  58. #58 - nonCyBOy says – reply to this

    He must be an alcoholic. I know when I was drinking I'd pee in the backyard, too. But I decided to get help when my lawn started turning yellow. True story.

  59. #59 - Negrita says – reply to this

    Ha Funny. Guys can get away with doing that in public.

  60. #60 - NoNCYBoy says – reply to this

    Re: nonCyBOy – OMG I can't believe I was 69 again-beats "FIRST" anyday!

  61. #61 - Caveman says – reply to this

    I do the same thing dude.

  62. #62 - ASHLEY says – reply to this

    He just went down a notch n my book. How stupid.

  63. #63 - jbonz says – reply to this

    (Insert your "licking his nuts" joke here.)

  64. #64 - Buford Pusser says – reply to this

    He's bored because his career is in the shitter and his wife won't blow him since they married. Fucking has-beeeeeeeen looooooooser

  65. #65 - cornjob says – reply to this

    annoying, talentless mimbo….

  66. #66 - S says – reply to this

    I HAVE DONE THAT, TOO…. only late at night, after partying. Let the dogs out, it's dark, whose gonna see??? Plus i'm a girl, so it takes extra talent.

  67. #67 - BBBoricua says – reply to this

    What a tool!!! What a stupid thing to say in an interview!!! Time to grow up already, fool.

  68. #68 - Confucius says – reply to this

    This is a great photo. It's reminiscent of classic magazine art.

  69. #69 - mmm says – reply to this

    Trying so hard to be funny- Ashton's m.o. He needs to shut the fuck up at all times and just show his pretty face like the little whore-man that he is. He is not a comedian, he is not an actor. He is a slab of beef.

  70. #70 - retired says – reply to this

    Granted some men do this, but a CLASSY MAN does not make it public knowledge. While Ashton Kutcher is a wannabe celebrity, he is actually a no-talent nothing.

  71. #71 - REPLYING TO FUCKTARD says – reply to this

    Re: retired – YOUR A FUCKING IDIOT!!! WHO CARES IF HE PISSES OUTSIDE! CLASSY MEN PISS ON GOLF COURSES ALL THE TIME AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT. GET A LIFE!

  72. #72 - booshdag says – reply to this

    He is hot and keeps getting sexier as he matures. But I can't help but think of his small dick and it turns me off. Brittany Murphy said he's hung like a flea. Poor guy.

  73. #73 - Mango says – reply to this

    I do it too!!!!!

    that way i save $ by not flushing the toilet
    and it hydrates the grass

    its a win-win situation

  74. #74 - Hyde says – reply to this

    TMI.

  75. #75 - ryan rivercrest says – reply to this

    ashton is in a sham marriage with demi as both are gay.
    is he wearing a hair piece lately?
    maybe he's with bruce!

  76. #76 - violet crumbles says – reply to this

    HA HA! Love it - My husband does the same thing.

  77. #77 - Corinna says – reply to this

    Hehehe cute.

  78. #78 - miranda says – reply to this

    well i piss in alleys so i don't see anything wrong with that in and of itself, but since when was being a caveman a good thing?

  79. #79 - melissa says – reply to this

    he totally looks like corey haim in this pic

  80. #80 - slickcat says – reply to this

    so goddamn immature….

  81. #81 - FUCK OFF says – reply to this

    LOLZ…IF U TAKE THIS ONE TOO SERIOUS…U NEED CHURCH

  82. #82 - Kiki says – reply to this

    that is the dumbest quote.

  83. #83 - ChristieG says – reply to this

    I love this photo, it's very Dexy's Midnight Runners! I just noticed someone else thought the very same thing! I love it when someone else posts my idea around # 45 or so…..makes me feel so normal! ha happens a lot actually

  84. #84 - MEAT INSPECTOR says – reply to this

    Oh yes Baby Boi, shake that big cucumber you got!

  85. #85 - leomama says – reply to this

    And Demi's response? Boys will be boys!

  86. #86 - nay35 says – reply to this

    I'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND HOW AN ADULT WOMEN COULD MARRY A STUPID KID……. ASHTON HAS SHIT FOR BRIANS AND I BET HER DAUGHTER'S ARE ASHAMED OF AND FOR HER

  87. #87 - tellall says – reply to this

    Disgusting.