Separated At Birth
Filed under: Separated At Birth > Paris Hilton
Left: Paris Hilton at the unveiling of her new hair extension line for Sally Beauty Supply in NYC on Thursday. Right: Orangina.
[Paris photo via Getty Images.]
Posted: May 8, 2008 at 1:45 pm



Yay!
First
ew
I guess she is orange….but the orangina is probably smarter than paris
Wow, can't believe I was actually first! (I said "yay"). You know what's funny? Everyone under me is going to be like "FIRST FUCKERS!" or "first!!!! woo hoo!!!". I didn't even say "first" when I was first. Because I'm awesome.
Love you Perez.
nice
HAHAHAHA THIS IS PEREZ AT HER BEST!!!!!
ALMOST FIRST
PARIS SUCK I HATE HERRR EWW SHE A NASTY HO
what a cunt and i m not talking about the bottle.
=)
Also…Paris is more orange..the orangina is more yellow
FUNNY!
paris is gross
stop gettin those fake bakes hun
First!
First—She's a has been…no one cares anymore.
PARIS IS A GROSS FREAK
sooo ugly and orange like carrot top!
Re: Laura again – SOOOOO SAD YOUR WEREN'T FIRST!!! LOL!!! NICE TRY=)
hahahahaha
touche
On the right is her glass butt plug that's full of horse cum. The top lets her control the ooze for a solo anal creampie. It will probably end up being the next big thing for the ggw franchise. Hair extensions are a perfect fit for her since she's fake as shit too.
Is she pregnant?
Her extensions are made out of fishing line!!! Second
Such a stupid comparison….
Sixth!
it sucks already
12th! Paris is gross!
Perex, fuck off with the promoting of this slutbag, seriously. This separated at birth segment isnt even remotely funny, all it comes down to is a poorly hidden Parisite promotion. I wouldnt piss on her if she was on fire! I know you are so far up her ass that you cant see the light of day, but c'mon, her 15 minutes should have been up about 15 minutes into the first time her wonky-eyed sluttiness stepped into the spotlight…
u r wrong for that perez 1st??
Whatever.
hahahaa!!
Wow Perez I don't know how you do it. Your always dead on. The funny thing is that I actually DO see a resemblance! This crazy
perez, you've hit an all time low. and i couldn't be happier!!!
Paris Hilton is irrelevant in life. YOU SUCK BITCH!
mmmmmm Orangina…
refreshing and delicious!!
how does it look like paris??
not a very funny one fat body…you can do better private pyles i'm sure of it.
Don't talk about my Orangina like that Perez! I thought we were cool :'(
WTF>…….!!!!! WHY U HAVE TO RUIN MY FAVORITE DRINK…..
LOL
ew! don't compare orangina to paris!! orangina is my favorite drink!!!! never disapoint me like this again perez!!!
Re: j –
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Is that clear enough for you???? No-one here wants to click on your stupid fucking site that is most likely just a virus. SO please, fuck off and die, you fucking moron!!!
hahahahahahahahaha, i love it
please Perez, Orangina is way better than Paris, please don't ruin it for me.
The name Paris Hilton sinks further into the steaming pile of shit every time this two-bit, cunt-ass-licking-whore slaps her name on another shit-hole product.
ok. that was a good one.
Why isn't she wearing her fabulous hair extensions??? Probably cause they are made of Perez's pubes…
Don't degrade Orangina like that!!!!
There is one big difference: one gives you herpes, the other gives you vitamin C. I wonder which is which…?
now THAT'S funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Even moreso, the orangina is offended!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMAO.
PARIS IS A WHORE
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
Re: FUCK OFF SPAMMERS!!!!!!! – fuck off & die? dear lord, what happened to you as a child?! bitter twisted soul.
Re: FUCK OFF SPAMMERS!!!!!!! – What did you say? I didn't catch that.
79.99…. for synthetic hair….
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in some 'hoods, that's blasphemy..
Funny, but…oh, poor Paris…
eeew i hate paris hilton sooo bleeping much WHY WOULD U NAME THE SITE AFTER HER???
youre 'separated at birth' blogs are so funny……I laugh out loud each time I see one.
Paris is hot,don't be a hater,you wish,you were rich and hot
Re: Burnsie – yeah really, if the bitch is going to promote something and make money off of slow children the least she could do was put the crap on her own head!
Re: Liz – HAHAHAHAHAHA
Does Herpes come with that?
Dude, Orangina is the fucking balls!
SOOO GOOD!
Orangina is great with vodka!!!!
This could be enough to make me lose my appetite for orange-flavored anything for the rest of my life. And it was always one of my most favorite flavors!! Next to lime.
Now that was FUNNY, Perez!
Thanks for nothing Perez. I like Orangina. Now, when I drink it, I'll be reminded of that skank.
ahh that made me laugh ….. thank you
The Orangina has more personality than paris does.
Re: PARIS IS A HO!! –
Did you notice when this person wrote "Parisite" that if you said it would sound remarkably like "parasite"? Not that I am surprised! Paris Hilton SUCKS shit!!!!!!!! I hate her, always did hate her and always will hate her!!
AMAZING. nice one perez
orangina is the shitttt i love that stuff!!! viva italia!!!
Re: NIKKI – actually I was honey. If you'de had actually looked at # 1. Why do you think I put my name as "Laura again". Thanks babe
I thought Sally was for Black Peoples
Why this bitch is minutely famous is beyond comprehension. She is a spoiled, ego manic, sincerely talentless with no personality whatsoever. She is beyond disgusting.
HA HA HA HA HA!
wow perez that was dumb. i guess i just dont see it.
I see no need to malign Orangina like this.
Re: Linda –
90 percent of the links posted JUST LIKE HERS are bullshit, and this is a gossip site, not a fucking school project site! Good for you, you did her little project! I am sick of seeing it, on every damn story. And I KNOW I am not the only one who is sick of this shit, so was I harsh? WHO CARES! SUCK IT UP, BUTTERCUP!
There she goes, selling plastic hair!!! Who in their right mind would buy that crap? She is such a waste of time and space, Al Gore should start campaining for her removal from Earth before she makes more damage.
Orangina? Thats what they call her crotch!
Are you telling me this bitch thinks shes a WEAVOLOGIST NOW????!!!!We get it Paris…You love weave!!!
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THIS IS THE BEST COMPARISON!
Mmmmmm, I love Orangina.
Is her 'gina orangy?
I LOVE PARIS!
I LOVE PARIS!
I LOVE PARIS!
I LOVE PARIS!
I LOVE PARIS!
I LOVE PARIS!
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XXX FROM THE NETHERLANDS =D
Re: NIKKI – actually she was…sorry to tell ya…anyways…paris is GROSS!
orangina my dystonia
i love orangina!!!!!!!!!!
perez-
let's pretend she doesn't exist.
no one will think u suck, we swear.
in fact, we will love your site even more.
grrr
she looks bloated and preggers!!!
perez, you give me reason to live in this awful world. i thank you.
j'adore orangina mais j'ai deteste paris hilton!!
I think you should compare her to a used tampon..that would be more accruate.
OMG, are you actually bashing Paris?! Kudos!
what an insult to Orangina!
the orangina has fruit flies buzzing around it…god, perez you're great
LMFAO! TWINS LMFAO! Why do all these stars think that looking like an umpa loompa is sexy! I do agree that the bottle is smarter than Paris!!!! HAHA
Mmm, Looks like heaven… I'm thristy for that iced cold Orangina..yummy!
My favorite childhood beverage!
Paris, my most detested HOE!
hahahah
seriously,, Paris hilton is just plain old. leave the bitch,, she`s like the 80`s,,, fucking over.
PARIS IS A WHORE FROM DAY ONE.
Orangina/Stankgina same difference
thats hot! paris looks like shit here though.
i still love her and would do anything for her!