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1. #1 - Laura says – reply to this
   
   

   Yay!

2. #2 - First says – reply to this
   
   

   First

3. #3 - lawna says – reply to this
   
   

   ew

4. #4 - Liz says – reply to this
   
   

   I guess she is orange….but the orangina is probably smarter than paris

5. #5 - Laura again says – reply to this
   
   

   Wow, can't believe I was actually first! (I said "yay"). You know what's funny? Everyone under me is going to be like "FIRST FUCKERS!" or "first!!!! woo hoo!!!". I didn't even say "first" when I was first. Because I'm awesome.

   Love you Perez.

6. #6 - kmo says – reply to this
   
   

   nice

7. #7 - nancycampbellslut says – reply to this
   
   

   HAHAHAHA THIS IS PEREZ AT HER BEST!!!!!

8. #8 - MISSSSY says – reply to this
   
   

   ALMOST FIRST
   PARIS SUCK I HATE HERRR EWW SHE A NASTY HO

9. #9 - Eaunanisme says – reply to this
   
   

   what a cunt and i m not talking about the bottle.

10. #10 - NIKKI says – reply to this
    
    

    =)

11. #11 - MISSSSYY says – reply to this
    
    

    Also…Paris is more orange..the orangina is more yellow
    FUNNY!
    paris is gross
    stop gettin those fake bakes hun

12. #12 - Coo says – reply to this
    
    

    First!

13. #13 - Ms. WV says – reply to this
    
    

    First—She's a has been…no one cares anymore.

14. #14 - GABSYYYY says – reply to this
    
    

    PARIS IS A GROSS FREAK
    sooo ugly and orange like carrot top!

15. #15 - NIKKI says – reply to this
    
    

    Re: Laura again – SOOOOO SAD YOUR WEREN'T FIRST!!! LOL!!! NICE TRY=)

16. #16 - Francie says – reply to this
    
    

    hahahahaha
    touche

17. #17 - jack hartley says – reply to this
    
    

    On the right is her glass butt plug that's full of horse cum. The top lets her control the ooze for a solo anal creampie. It will probably end up being the next big thing for the ggw franchise. Hair extensions are a perfect fit for her since she's fake as shit too.

18. #18 - ??? says – reply to this
    
    

    Is she pregnant?

19. #19 - Kelsey says – reply to this
    
    

    Her extensions are made out of fishing line!!! Second

20. #20 - Arab Guy says – reply to this
    
    

    Such a stupid comparison….

21. #21 - RJ says – reply to this
    
    

    Sixth!

22. #22 - michael says – reply to this
    
    

    it sucks already

23. #23 - -starra says – reply to this
    
    

    12th! Paris is gross!

24. #24 - PARIS IS A HO!! says – reply to this
    
    

    Perex, fuck off with the promoting of this slutbag, seriously. This separated at birth segment isnt even remotely funny, all it comes down to is a poorly hidden Parisite promotion. I wouldnt piss on her if she was on fire! I know you are so far up her ass that you cant see the light of day, but c'mon, her 15 minutes should have been up about 15 minutes into the first time her wonky-eyed sluttiness stepped into the spotlight…

25. #25 - pilar says – reply to this
    
    

    u r wrong for that perez 1st??

26. #26 - So Sick Of Paris says – reply to this
    
    

    Whatever.

27. #27 - erica says – reply to this
    
    

    hahahaa!!

28. #28 - jackie says – reply to this
    
    

    Wow Perez I don't know how you do it. Your always dead on. The funny thing is that I actually DO see a resemblance! This crazy

29. #29 - sme says – reply to this
    
    

    perez, you've hit an all time low. and i couldn't be happier!!!

30. #30 - JohnnyDo says – reply to this
    
    

    Paris Hilton is irrelevant in life. YOU SUCK BITCH!

31. #31 - jules says – reply to this
    
    

    mmmmmm Orangina…

    refreshing and delicious!!

32. #32 - tako says – reply to this
    
    

    how does it look like paris??

33. #33 - dmd says – reply to this
    
    

    not a very funny one fat body…you can do better private pyles i'm sure of it.

34. #34 - Brandi says – reply to this
    
    

    Don't talk about my Orangina like that Perez! I thought we were cool :'(

35. #35 - PUTALOKA says – reply to this
    
    

    WTF>…….!!!!! WHY U HAVE TO RUIN MY FAVORITE DRINK…..

36. #36 - Lynette says – reply to this
    
    

    LOL

37. #37 - Jessica says – reply to this
    
    

    ew! don't compare orangina to paris!! orangina is my favorite drink!!!! never disapoint me like this again perez!!!

38. #38 - FUCK OFF SPAMMERS!!!!!!! says – reply to this
    
    

    Re: j –
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    Is that clear enough for you???? No-one here wants to click on your stupid fucking site that is most likely just a virus. SO please, fuck off and die, you fucking moron!!!

39. #39 - sh3rry says – reply to this
    
    

    hahahahahahahahaha, i love it

40. #40 - sourdoggie says – reply to this
    
    

    please Perez, Orangina is way better than Paris, please don't ruin it for me.

41. #41 - Brian says – reply to this
    
    

    The name Paris Hilton sinks further into the steaming pile of shit every time this two-bit, cunt-ass-licking-whore slaps her name on another shit-hole product.

42. #42 - ding dong says – reply to this
    
    

    ok. that was a good one.

43. #43 - Burnsie says – reply to this
    
    

    Why isn't she wearing her fabulous hair extensions??? Probably cause they are made of Perez's pubes…

44. #44 - Astrid says – reply to this
    
    

    Don't degrade Orangina like that!!!!

45. #45 - Marky says – reply to this
    
    

    There is one big difference: one gives you herpes, the other gives you vitamin C. I wonder which is which…?

46. #46 - lol says – reply to this
    
    

    now THAT'S funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Even moreso, the orangina is offended!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

47. #47 - Izzy says – reply to this
    
    

    LMAO.

48. #48 - Team America says – reply to this
    
    

    PARIS IS A WHORE
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49. #49 - Ana J says – reply to this
    
    

    HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

50. #50 - ella says – reply to this
    
    

    Re: FUCK OFF SPAMMERS!!!!!!! – fuck off & die? dear lord, what happened to you as a child?! bitter twisted soul.

51. #51 - the one that matters says – reply to this
    
    

    Re: FUCK OFF SPAMMERS!!!!!!! – What did you say? I didn't catch that.

52. #52 - Sammy says – reply to this
    
    

    79.99…. for synthetic hair….
    in some 'hoods, that's blasphemy.. |

53. #53 - Cassie says – reply to this
    
    

    Funny, but…oh, poor Paris…

54. #54 - sfdg says – reply to this
    
    

    eeew i hate paris hilton sooo bleeping much WHY WOULD U NAME THE SITE AFTER HER???

55. #55 - taylor says – reply to this
    
    

    youre 'separated at birth' blogs are so funny……I laugh out loud each time I see one.

56. #56 - tobi says – reply to this
    
    

    Paris is hot,don't be a hater,you wish,you were rich and hot

57. #57 - JM says – reply to this
    
    

    Re: Burnsie – yeah really, if the bitch is going to promote something and make money off of slow children the least she could do was put the crap on her own head!

58. #58 - Lieke says – reply to this
    
    

    Re: Liz – HAHAHAHAHAHA

59. #59 - gigi says – reply to this
    
    

    Does Herpes come with that?

60. #60 - Jess says – reply to this
    
    

    Dude, Orangina is the fucking balls! SOOO GOOD!

61. #61 - zig says – reply to this
    
    

    Orangina is great with vodka!!!!

62. #62 - TimFarrissFan says – reply to this
    
    

    This could be enough to make me lose my appetite for orange-flavored anything for the rest of my life. And it was always one of my most favorite flavors!! Next to lime.

63. #63 - Sara says – reply to this
    
    

    Now that was FUNNY, Perez!

64. #64 - Dave says – reply to this
    
    

    Thanks for nothing Perez. I like Orangina. Now, when I drink it, I'll be reminded of that skank.

65. #65 - Linds says – reply to this
    
    

    ahh that made me laugh ….. thank you

66. #66 - paris is a loser says – reply to this
    
    

    The Orangina has more personality than paris does.

67. #67 - TimFarrissFan says – reply to this
    
    

    Re: PARIS IS A HO!! –
    Did you notice when this person wrote "Parisite" that if you said it would sound remarkably like "parasite"? Not that I am surprised! Paris Hilton SUCKS shit!!!!!!!! I hate her, always did hate her and always will hate her!!

68. #68 - claire says – reply to this
    
    

    AMAZING. nice one perez

69. #69 - hollywoodwhattt says – reply to this
    
    

    orangina is the shitttt i love that stuff!!! viva italia!!!

70. #70 - Laura once again says – reply to this
    
    

    Re: NIKKI – actually I was honey. If you'de had actually looked at # 1. Why do you think I put my name as "Laura again". Thanks babe

71. #71 - JakeinSyracuse says – reply to this
    
    

    I thought Sally was for Black Peoples

72. #72 - It's True says – reply to this
    
    

    Why this bitch is minutely famous is beyond comprehension. She is a spoiled, ego manic, sincerely talentless with no personality whatsoever. She is beyond disgusting.

73. #73 - Kris says – reply to this
    
    

    HA HA HA HA HA!

74. #74 - hey im just saying says – reply to this
    
    

    wow perez that was dumb. i guess i just dont see it.

75. #75 - Hyde says – reply to this
    
    

    I see no need to malign Orangina like this.

76. #76 - said it before, I'll say it again... FUCK OFF SPAMMERS! says – reply to this
    
    

    Re: Linda –
    90 percent of the links posted JUST LIKE HERS are bullshit, and this is a gossip site, not a fucking school project site! Good for you, you did her little project! I am sick of seeing it, on every damn story. And I KNOW I am not the only one who is sick of this shit, so was I harsh? WHO CARES! SUCK IT UP, BUTTERCUP!

77. #77 - BBBoricua says – reply to this
    
    

    There she goes, selling plastic hair!!! Who in their right mind would buy that crap? She is such a waste of time and space, Al Gore should start campaining for her removal from Earth before she makes more damage.

78. #78 - *******Nic********* says – reply to this
    
    

    Orangina? Thats what they call her crotch!
    Are you telling me this bitch thinks shes a WEAVOLOGIST NOW????!!!!We get it Paris…You love weave!!!

79. #79 - Jamie says – reply to this
    
    

    LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THIS IS THE BEST COMPARISON!

80. #80 - Mooshki says – reply to this
    
    

    Mmmmmm, I love Orangina.

81. #81 - Todd says – reply to this
    
    

    Is her 'gina orangy?

82. #82 - Sten says – reply to this
    
    

    I LOVE PARIS!
    I LOVE PARIS!
    I LOVE PARIS!
    I LOVE PARIS!
    I LOVE PARIS!
    I LOVE PARIS!
    I LOVE PARIS!
    I LOVE PARIS!
    I LOVE PARIS!
    I LOVE PARIS!
    I LOVE PARIS!

    XXX FROM THE NETHERLANDS =D

83. #83 - cass says – reply to this
    
    

    Re: NIKKI – actually she was…sorry to tell ya…anyways…paris is GROSS!

84. #84 - Orphan Arnie says – reply to this
    
    

    orangina my dystonia

85. #85 - katie says – reply to this
    
    

    i love orangina!!!!!!!!!!

86. #86 - parisdoesn'texistwinkwink says – reply to this
    
    

    perez-

    let's pretend she doesn't exist.
    no one will think u suck, we swear.
    in fact, we will love your site even more.

    grrr

87. #87 - makaya says – reply to this
    
    

    she looks bloated and preggers!!!

88. #88 - whatup says – reply to this
    
    

    perez, you give me reason to live in this awful world. i thank you.

89. #89 - Kt says – reply to this
    
    

    j'adore orangina mais j'ai deteste paris hilton!!

90. #90 - white trash says – reply to this
    
    

    I think you should compare her to a used tampon..that would be more accruate.

91. #91 - Annie says – reply to this
    
    

    OMG, are you actually bashing Paris?! Kudos!

92. #92 - Emily says – reply to this
    
    

    what an insult to Orangina!

93. #93 - leelee says – reply to this
    
    

    the orangina has fruit flies buzzing around it…god, perez you're great

94. #94 - Bitch says – reply to this
    
    

    LMFAO! TWINS LMFAO! Why do all these stars think that looking like an umpa loompa is sexy! I do agree that the bottle is smarter than Paris!!!! HAHA

95. #95 - Citrus Obsession says – reply to this
    
    

    Mmm, Looks like heaven… I'm thristy for that iced cold Orangina..yummy!
    My favorite childhood beverage!

    Paris, my most detested HOE!

96. #96 - phillipe says – reply to this
    
    

    hahahah

97. #97 - thruth says – reply to this
    
    

    seriously,, Paris hilton is just plain old. leave the bitch,, she`s like the 80`s,,, fucking over.

98. #98 - Butterfly says – reply to this
    
    

    PARIS IS A WHORE FROM DAY ONE.

99. #99 - nicso says – reply to this
    
    

    Orangina/Stankgina same difference

100. #100 - james says – reply to this
     
     

     thats hot! paris looks like shit here though.
     i still love her and would do anything for her!