Separated At Birth

Filed under: Separated At Birth > Paris Hilton

Left: Paris Hilton at the unveiling of her new hair extension line for Sally Beauty Supply in NYC on Thursday. Right: Orangina.

[Paris photo via Getty Images.]

Posted: May 8, 2008 at 1:45 pm / Email this »

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Laura says – reply to this

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Yay!
First says – reply to this

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First
lawna says – reply to this

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ew
Liz says – reply to this

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I guess she is orange….but the orangina is probably smarter than paris
Laura again says – reply to this

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Wow, can't believe I was actually first! (I said "yay"). You know what's funny? Everyone under me is going to be like "FIRST FUCKERS!" or "first!!!! woo hoo!!!". I didn't even say "first" when I was first. Because I'm awesome.

Love you Perez.
kmo says – reply to this

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nice
nancycampbellslut says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHA THIS IS PEREZ AT HER BEST!!!!!
MISSSSY says – reply to this

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ALMOST FIRST
PARIS SUCK I HATE HERRR EWW SHE A NASTY HO
Eaunanisme says – reply to this

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what a cunt and i m not talking about the bottle.
NIKKI says – reply to this

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=)
MISSSSYY says – reply to this

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Also…Paris is more orange..the orangina is more yellow
FUNNY!
paris is gross
stop gettin those fake bakes hun
Coo says – reply to this

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First!
Ms. WV says – reply to this

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First—She's a has been…no one cares anymore.
GABSYYYY says – reply to this

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PARIS IS A GROSS FREAK
sooo ugly and orange like carrot top!
NIKKI says – reply to this

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Re: Laura again – SOOOOO SAD YOUR WEREN'T FIRST!!! LOL!!! NICE TRY=)
Francie says – reply to this

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hahahahaha
touche
jack hartley says – reply to this

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On the right is her glass butt plug that's full of horse cum. The top lets her control the ooze for a solo anal creampie. It will probably end up being the next big thing for the ggw franchise. Hair extensions are a perfect fit for her since she's fake as shit too.
??? says – reply to this

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Is she pregnant?
Kelsey says – reply to this

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Her extensions are made out of fishing line!!! Second
Arab Guy says – reply to this

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Such a stupid comparison….
RJ says – reply to this

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Sixth!
michael says – reply to this

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it sucks already
-starra says – reply to this

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12th! Paris is gross!
PARIS IS A HO!! says – reply to this

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Perex, fuck off with the promoting of this slutbag, seriously. This separated at birth segment isnt even remotely funny, all it comes down to is a poorly hidden Parisite promotion. I wouldnt piss on her if she was on fire! I know you are so far up her ass that you cant see the light of day, but c'mon, her 15 minutes should have been up about 15 minutes into the first time her wonky-eyed sluttiness stepped into the spotlight…
pilar says – reply to this

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u r wrong for that perez 1st??
So Sick Of Paris says – reply to this

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Whatever.
erica says – reply to this

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hahahaa!!
jackie says – reply to this

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Wow Perez I don't know how you do it. Your always dead on. The funny thing is that I actually DO see a resemblance! This crazy
sme says – reply to this

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perez, you've hit an all time low. and i couldn't be happier!!!
JohnnyDo says – reply to this

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Paris Hilton is irrelevant in life. YOU SUCK BITCH!
jules says – reply to this

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mmmmmm Orangina…

refreshing and delicious!!
tako says – reply to this

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how does it look like paris??
dmd says – reply to this

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not a very funny one fat body…you can do better private pyles i'm sure of it.
Brandi says – reply to this

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Don't talk about my Orangina like that Perez! I thought we were cool :'(
PUTALOKA says – reply to this

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WTF>…….!!!!! WHY U HAVE TO RUIN MY FAVORITE DRINK…..
Lynette says – reply to this

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LOL
Jessica says – reply to this

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ew! don't compare orangina to paris!! orangina is my favorite drink!!!! never disapoint me like this again perez!!!
FUCK OFF SPAMMERS!!!!!!! says – reply to this

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Re: j –
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Is that clear enough for you???? No-one here wants to click on your stupid fucking site that is most likely just a virus. SO please, fuck off and die, you fucking moron!!!
sh3rry says – reply to this

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hahahahahahahahaha, i love it
sourdoggie says – reply to this

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please Perez, Orangina is way better than Paris, please don't ruin it for me.
Brian says – reply to this

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The name Paris Hilton sinks further into the steaming pile of shit every time this two-bit, cunt-ass-licking-whore slaps her name on another shit-hole product.
ding dong says – reply to this

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ok. that was a good one.
Burnsie says – reply to this

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Why isn't she wearing her fabulous hair extensions??? Probably cause they are made of Perez's pubes…
Astrid says – reply to this

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Don't degrade Orangina like that!!!!
Marky says – reply to this

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There is one big difference: one gives you herpes, the other gives you vitamin C. I wonder which is which…?
lol says – reply to this

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now THAT'S funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Even moreso, the orangina is offended!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Izzy says – reply to this

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LMAO.
Team America says – reply to this

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PARIS IS A WHORE
PARIS IS A WHORE
PARIS IS A WHORE
PARIS IS A WHORE
PARIS IS A WHORE
PARIS IS A WHORE
PARIS IS A WHORE
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PARIS IS A WHORE
PARIS IS A WHORE
Ana J says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
ella says – reply to this

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Re: FUCK OFF SPAMMERS!!!!!!! – fuck off & die? dear lord, what happened to you as a child?! bitter twisted soul.
the one that matters says – reply to this

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Re: FUCK OFF SPAMMERS!!!!!!! – What did you say? I didn't catch that.
Sammy says – reply to this

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79.99…. for synthetic hair….
in some 'hoods, that's blasphemy.. |
Cassie says – reply to this

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Funny, but…oh, poor Paris…
sfdg says – reply to this

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eeew i hate paris hilton sooo bleeping much WHY WOULD U NAME THE SITE AFTER HER???
taylor says – reply to this

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youre 'separated at birth' blogs are so funny……I laugh out loud each time I see one.
tobi says – reply to this

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Paris is hot,don't be a hater,you wish,you were rich and hot
JM says – reply to this

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Re: Burnsie – yeah really, if the bitch is going to promote something and make money off of slow children the least she could do was put the crap on her own head!
Lieke says – reply to this

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Re: Liz – HAHAHAHAHAHA
gigi says – reply to this

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Does Herpes come with that?
Jess says – reply to this

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Dude, Orangina is the fucking balls! SOOO GOOD!
zig says – reply to this

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Orangina is great with vodka!!!!
TimFarrissFan says – reply to this

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This could be enough to make me lose my appetite for orange-flavored anything for the rest of my life. And it was always one of my most favorite flavors!! Next to lime.
Sara says – reply to this

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Now that was FUNNY, Perez!
Dave says – reply to this

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Thanks for nothing Perez. I like Orangina. Now, when I drink it, I'll be reminded of that skank.
Linds says – reply to this

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ahh that made me laugh ….. thank you
paris is a loser says – reply to this

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The Orangina has more personality than paris does.
TimFarrissFan says – reply to this

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Re: PARIS IS A HO!! –
Did you notice when this person wrote "Parisite" that if you said it would sound remarkably like "parasite"? Not that I am surprised! Paris Hilton SUCKS shit!!!!!!!! I hate her, always did hate her and always will hate her!!
claire says – reply to this

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AMAZING. nice one perez
hollywoodwhattt says – reply to this

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orangina is the shitttt i love that stuff!!! viva italia!!!
Laura once again says – reply to this

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Re: NIKKI – actually I was honey. If you'de had actually looked at # 1. Why do you think I put my name as "Laura again". Thanks babe
JakeinSyracuse says – reply to this

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I thought Sally was for Black Peoples
It's True says – reply to this

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Why this bitch is minutely famous is beyond comprehension. She is a spoiled, ego manic, sincerely talentless with no personality whatsoever. She is beyond disgusting.
Kris says – reply to this

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HA HA HA HA HA!
hey im just saying says – reply to this

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wow perez that was dumb. i guess i just dont see it.
Hyde says – reply to this

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I see no need to malign Orangina like this.
said it before, I'll say it again... FUCK OFF SPAMMERS! says – reply to this

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Re: Linda –
90 percent of the links posted JUST LIKE HERS are bullshit, and this is a gossip site, not a fucking school project site! Good for you, you did her little project! I am sick of seeing it, on every damn story. And I KNOW I am not the only one who is sick of this shit, so was I harsh? WHO CARES! SUCK IT UP, BUTTERCUP!
BBBoricua says – reply to this

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There she goes, selling plastic hair!!! Who in their right mind would buy that crap? She is such a waste of time and space, Al Gore should start campaining for her removal from Earth before she makes more damage.
*******Nic********* says – reply to this

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Orangina? Thats what they call her crotch!
Are you telling me this bitch thinks shes a WEAVOLOGIST NOW????!!!!We get it Paris…You love weave!!!
Jamie says – reply to this

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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THIS IS THE BEST COMPARISON!
Mooshki says – reply to this

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Mmmmmm, I love Orangina.
Todd says – reply to this

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Is her 'gina orangy?
Sten says – reply to this

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I LOVE PARIS!
I LOVE PARIS!
I LOVE PARIS!
I LOVE PARIS!
I LOVE PARIS!
I LOVE PARIS!
I LOVE PARIS!
I LOVE PARIS!
I LOVE PARIS!
I LOVE PARIS!
I LOVE PARIS!

XXX FROM THE NETHERLANDS =D
cass says – reply to this

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Re: NIKKI – actually she was…sorry to tell ya…anyways…paris is GROSS!
Orphan Arnie says – reply to this

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orangina my dystonia
katie says – reply to this

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i love orangina!!!!!!!!!!
parisdoesn'texistwinkwink says – reply to this

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perez-

let's pretend she doesn't exist.
no one will think u suck, we swear.
in fact, we will love your site even more.

grrr
makaya says – reply to this

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she looks bloated and preggers!!!
whatup says – reply to this

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perez, you give me reason to live in this awful world. i thank you.
Kt says – reply to this

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j'adore orangina mais j'ai deteste paris hilton!!
white trash says – reply to this

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I think you should compare her to a used tampon..that would be more accruate.
Annie says – reply to this

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OMG, are you actually bashing Paris?! Kudos!
Emily says – reply to this

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what an insult to Orangina!
leelee says – reply to this

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the orangina has fruit flies buzzing around it…god, perez you're great
Bitch says – reply to this

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LMFAO! TWINS LMFAO! Why do all these stars think that looking like an umpa loompa is sexy! I do agree that the bottle is smarter than Paris!!!! HAHA
Citrus Obsession says – reply to this

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Mmm, Looks like heaven… I'm thristy for that iced cold Orangina..yummy!
My favorite childhood beverage!

Paris, my most detested HOE!
phillipe says – reply to this

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hahahah
thruth says – reply to this

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seriously,, Paris hilton is just plain old. leave the bitch,, she`s like the 80`s,,, fucking over.
Butterfly says – reply to this

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PARIS IS A WHORE FROM DAY ONE.
nicso says – reply to this

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Orangina/Stankgina same difference
james says – reply to this

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thats hot! paris looks like shit here though.
i still love her and would do anything for her!

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