Separated At Birth

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Left: Paris Hilton at the unveiling of her new hair extension line for Sally Beauty Supply in NYC on Thursday. Right: Orangina.

[Paris photo via Getty Images.]

    Posted: May 8, 2008 at 1:45 pm / Email this  »

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    1. ANDREA says – reply to this


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      IM SO BUYING THAT!

    2. Dee says – reply to this


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      BAHAHAHA Paris doesn't deserve to be compared to the yummie orangina.

    3. alex milstein says – reply to this


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      You have done a terrible disservice to Orangina.

    4. orange juice says – reply to this


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      but only one can concentrate

    5. Hey Perez... says – reply to this


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      Better change your last name to Motel Six. Guess she's not talking to you anymore…

    6. Andrew says – reply to this


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      Yup…Empy from the neck up…

    7. dsd says – reply to this


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      Hahaha thats funny… good1! :) ))) Umm i love orangina… but hate the other yellow bitch.

    8. krissy says – reply to this


      108

      BAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA

    9. WildGynger says – reply to this


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      OOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Biting the hand that feeds you Perez?

      Et Tu, Perez?

      Dayumm!! It's about time!

    10. Kallie says – reply to this


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      How dare you insult my favorite drink like this, Perez. >:O

    11. anoanon says – reply to this


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      Hey, guess Perez is the bigger star than Paris, now~

    12. huh says – reply to this


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      wot the helll is tht all bout! perez WTF?

    13. beep says – reply to this


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      Paris may actually come to be uglier than her FUGLY mother!

    14. Abby says – reply to this


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      Uh, so why does it rhyme with "vagina"???!!

    15. nicole says – reply to this


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      She is definitly pregnant. Talk about poser… She wants to steal all the attention from NICOLE RICHIE. Her baby will be FUG!!!

    16. nicole says – reply to this


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      She is so trying to look preggers. She wants to be just like Nicole Richie but its not working. She is the one that is the poser. The funny thing is her kid is going to be FUG!!!!

    17. yohodeco says – reply to this


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      Is she really still hawking the fake hair she USED to have???? I was staying at a Hilton Hotel in Dallas a few months ago and they had a hairdressers convention there showing the Paris Hilton hiar extensions. They even had classes for them to learn how to put them in…..No Paris in sight, I checked….

    18. laylay says – reply to this


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      that is the best drink ever thanks for putting it out there :)

    19. OJ says – reply to this


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      I LOVE Orangina! Go Orangina, Go!!!!

    20. Alibee says – reply to this


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      HAHAHAHAHAHA

    21. Cause I said so Dammit says – reply to this


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      LMAO at these comments!!!

    22. Baker says – reply to this


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      except orangina won't give you something you can't cure and is good for you

    23. jerseygirl says – reply to this


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      orangina has a lazy eye and valtrex prescription??

    24. LosGatosGirl says – reply to this


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      Dumb Trivia post - The original name of Orangina was Oralia (sp?)
      And frankly, I think you're insulting Orangina. It's far smarter then the fake tanned bimbo in the other pic.

    25. Michael says – reply to this


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      Haha! That was good!!!! We got potato head, now we have orangina head.

    26. JAVI says – reply to this


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      I PREFER THE ORANGINA

    27. harmony says – reply to this


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      that is too funny

    28. hollis says – reply to this


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      thats an insult to orangina!!!!

    29. ellebee says – reply to this


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      I work for sally's. This hair is SYNTHETIC. That basically means it's shit. You can't wash it without special shampoo, and you can't style it with heat. The price tag on this shit is 79 dollars for one clip in. We sell real hair for way cheaper. It's bullshit. And then they have declared saturday "PARIS HILTON DAY!" and we all get to wear pink shirts and jeans to celebrate the release of this bullshit.

    30. VickiR says – reply to this


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      haha..that's a good one. for real.
      hah

    31. Hank Schmankenlicker says – reply to this


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      Now this douch bag is selling hair? Kinda makes you wonder how much dignity, if any, she has left.

    32. catty says – reply to this


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      dont insult oraginia the drink at least is has some sizzle

    33. yesgg says – reply to this


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      Left: Oral 'n vagina

      Right: Orangina

    34. val says – reply to this


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      Re: hollywoodwhattt – Hate to disappoint you, but Orangina is french!

    35. Parisite Hilton says – reply to this


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      I HATE PARIS …BUT I LOVE ORANGINA !!!

    36. lina says – reply to this


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      i prefer orangina thank you very much

    37. Lalalala says – reply to this


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      Hey, I like Paris! :) )))))
      But this is really funny. HAHAHA.

    38. IHeaRTpERez says – reply to this


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      OMG–I love you…SO hilarious. Who's gonna buy her cheap-ass nasty hair?!?! She'll whore herself for anything! PAthetic orange beast!

    39. Meiko says – reply to this


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      HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

    40. samm says – reply to this


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      i would so totally buy those extensions !!
      i

    41. Natalie says – reply to this


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      AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

    42. nay35 says – reply to this


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      IF THE BITCH DID'NT HAVE A WIND BLOWER, FLIES WOULD BUZZ AROUND HER SHANK ASS TOO!!!!!!

    43. jbonz says – reply to this


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      "Orangina"?
      I wouldn't accuse someone of having an orange vagina unless I had proof, Perez.
      (Got any pics????)

    44. DMAN says – reply to this


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      I KNOW WHAT SHE DOES WITH THAT BOTTEL
      WANNA SIP

    45. cornjob says – reply to this


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      is it vaginal or armpit hair extensions? if so, she might have something. otherwise, she's still a talentless douchebag.

    46. jamie says – reply to this


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      THAT'S FUNNNNNNYY

    47. sam says – reply to this


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      Is she dead yet? Seriously, who wants to see her anymore or buy any of her plastic Barbie crap?

    48. rawr rawr says – reply to this


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      orangina is better than that.

    49. k says – reply to this


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      It cost about $79 a piece, which is ridiculous.

    50. lalalagirl says – reply to this


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      ahahahaha
      i had to comment on this, too funny =p

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