Separated At Birth

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Left: Fall Out Boy lead singer, Patrick Stump. Right: new fashion mogul Perezipoo Hilton.

Posted: May 8, 2008 at 2:43 pm / Email this »

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laura!* says – reply to this

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1!!
laura!* says – reply to this

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i love perezitoh!!
Amanda says – reply to this

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umm NO FUCKING WAY. Patrick > Perez
laura!* says – reply to this

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=O!! u look just like Patrick Stump!! well u can be him lost brother!!

hoho u r hot!! "
asdsa says – reply to this

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ewwww
pete says – reply to this

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you are so dressed like a fashion mogul right there peroz. Jk

I can't wait to see how stupid your clothes are
vanesa says – reply to this

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hola perez q bueno q ya tengas tu linea de ropa
Sarah says – reply to this

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NO FUCKING WAY!
PEREZ YOU WILL NEVER BE AS FUCKING AMAZING AS PATRICK!!!!
OCK
Sarah says – reply to this

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NO FUCKING WAY!
PEREZ YOU WILL NEVER BE AS FUCKING AMAZING AS PATRICK!!!!
mikey says – reply to this

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kay sorry.
Patrick > perez anyday.
:|
Pete says – reply to this

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Perez, leave my lover alone.
You might try and be as amazing as him, and try and get with me CONSTANTLY, but he's the only man for me.
My GOD, his voice…. makes me cum every time!
Pete says – reply to this

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Perez, leave my lover alone.
You might try and be as amazing as him, and try and get with me CONSTANTLY, but he's the only man for me.
My GOD, his voice…. makes me cum every time!
-Pete Wentz
La Loh says – reply to this

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in one day he has become a fucking "Fashion Mogul".

I guess it isn't just his ass that's big…
no says – reply to this

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NO NO NO NO NO NO!
PATRICK IS SEXY
Kate says – reply to this

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You Wish.
brandon says – reply to this

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I love you perez but you dress like a twat. I don't see any style in you.
Liz says – reply to this

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he looks more like seth rogan that perez
lala says – reply to this

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Guess What Perez? YOU'RE STLL FAT!! Also, I saw that shit you're trying to sell. I would buy something from "Heidiwood" first, and that would only be if there was a loaded gun pointed directly at my head. Your 15 minutes will be up soon enough. Tick, Tock.
kt says – reply to this

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get over yourself perez lol
kelsey says – reply to this

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i
Nat says – reply to this

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I think the phrase 'you wish' springs to mind first honey!
ella says – reply to this

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you are stunning and he is a twat.
kayleigh says – reply to this

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PATRICK FOR THE WIN!!!

still got much love for perez tho!
Elena says – reply to this

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Perez, come on.
I respect you and all that but, come on.

You can't compare God (a.k.a Patrick) to a mere mortal.
JES says – reply to this

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DONT EVER COMPAIR YOUR SELF TO HIM YOUR A HOMO. PEREZIPOO CAUSE THATS WHERE YOU LIKE IT
Valerie! says – reply to this

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Heh, I thought that Fall Out dude on the left was Seth Rogan! Lookin' good, Perez!
YER MOM says – reply to this

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I put that together in paint. I can't believe he posted it.
isada says – reply to this

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rolf
kate says – reply to this

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Yeah, you both look shitty.
liz says – reply to this

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You guys are completely different. Your hat, jacket, everything is different from Patrick's outfit. Don't flatter yourself by thinking you and Patrick are seperated at birth.

P.S. Just cause you made a stupid collection for Hot Topic (blekh) doesn't mean you're a fashion mogul, "Perezipoo". You don't know anything about fashion!
P.P.S. I guess designing a collection has no meaning anymore because anyone can do it.
billielips says – reply to this

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I was gonna say it looked photoshoped
Bellsy says – reply to this

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Perez, you're insane. Just because you have a similar hat you think you were seperated at birth? Get a fucking life.
naughtycal says – reply to this

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WTF Perez? Is your shirt actually weighted down so that it won't ride up on your bulging gut?
Kitty says – reply to this

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Patrick!!
I Love Him
Perez you wish you looked like patrick
Haha only jokin
gr says – reply to this

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aww i LOve patrick stump!
callan says – reply to this

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perez, i love you bro, but YEAH RIGHT. you wish you could compare to the hottness that is P Money.
Crystal says – reply to this

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love it!
amy from canada says – reply to this

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Perez! YOU LOOK GREAT! SOOOOO fabulous, lean, and your skin is glowing! Work it!
Hannah says – reply to this

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fashion mogul??

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ok now
Sebastian says – reply to this

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hot sisters!
Ha says – reply to this

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Yeah, you're both retarded and ugly.
Cupcake says – reply to this

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Patrick is way pastier than you, Perez… you glow
omg says – reply to this

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You have GOT to be kidding me…..noooo way
AK says – reply to this

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Perez:
You look like you've lost a lot of weight. Looking great! I love your site. You're brilliant with language(s).

lots of love, from a fellow Latina in New Orleans
jemiepoo says – reply to this

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Keep it up Perez! You are looking so hot! Your going to be a muse to the fashion world, I can see it.
KK says – reply to this

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fashion mogul?
lol dont flatter yourself

you both look like shit
me says – reply to this

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GROSS
me says – reply to this

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GROSSS
lisalu says – reply to this

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Perez, i must say that you are just looking so fab lately!!
LKFLDSKALF says – reply to this

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JKLDSJJFSDAKFD
Sandy says – reply to this

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Perezerssss!!! you're looking really good!!
gwen says – reply to this

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um sorry but P.STump is WAAAAAYYYY hotter than P.Hilton. SORRY DUDE dont try and compare. plus, he's straight, so thats a BIG plus for Stump!
LT says – reply to this

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LOL TRUE
LittleMissFallOutBoy says – reply to this

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*SCREAMS* OH MY MOTHERFUCKING GOD. PATRICK STUMP IS MY FUCKING LIFE. HE IS SO HOT AND TALENTED. I SAW HIM THREE TIMES IN ONE YEAR!! HE IS MINE, AND I LOVE HIM MORE THAN LIFE. AWWW!!! I'M SO HAPPY. PEREX YOU MADE MY WEEK!!!!!!!!!

Sorry for the caps.

And no offense Patrick > Perez.

♥LittleMissFall Out Boy!!
Reece says – reply to this

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Maybe a wanna be P.Stump
robynnn says – reply to this

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Re: Sarah – grow up. don't tarnish the OCK name like that……you're embarassing yourself and all other OCK's……

and please go back to middle school
rachel says – reply to this

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ewwwwwwww
i love u perez and alot
but
no!
patrick is way way way hotter
allie pants says – reply to this

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u cannot compare urself to some1 else, YOU should know better perez!!!
Raychelli says – reply to this

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aw..i love patrick :]
and you look great too
Brittany says – reply to this

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heyyy Perez u look good!! ur diet is workin good i can tell!!!!
HCK says – reply to this

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Perez, I think maybe it's time for you to stop trying to "expand" and focus on what made us love you in the first place. If you don't start keeping your website updated on a regular basis (especially on the weekends), no one is going to give a shit about your clothing line, your record label or anything else. Your brand will become worthless.
sammy says – reply to this

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Hahaha. Please Perez!
Patrick is way hot…and you're like way NOT.

Fashion Mogul? Just leave the fashion to the REAL designers, stick to your blog, fathead.

Stop being an attention-seeking-whore.
Eventually you're gonna become a nobody. - Peace!
tallon says – reply to this

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u r both chubby and cant dress….how that makes u seperated from birth ill never understand.
Phillip says – reply to this

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NOPE! Try again. You hungry Big-Mac eating bastard! You aint no Patrick! You ugly, you OOGLY BOOGLY!
whatever says – reply to this

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in ur dreams perez, in ur dreams!
nic says – reply to this

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Damn Perez! You are looking good. I'm right on board with you. I hope that I can make that much progress as well.
Keep it up!
Evl Dick says – reply to this

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ermmm. Not Really
Puh-puh-puh-puh-Perez! says – reply to this

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Perez looks more like Matt Drudge than Patrick Stump. Drudge and Perez are like long lost brothers!
LG says – reply to this

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Perez looks A LOT like him.
pfft, Mika replaced already?!
Liz says – reply to this

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omg.
i TOTALLY see that.
and that amanda chick has it all wrong.
PEREZ > Patrick.
he's so pale he looks like he's dying or something.
Perezisacunt says – reply to this

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fashion mogul?? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA nice try Perez…someone needs to take you off your pedestal and give you a serious reality check to deflate your huge ego….you are no fashion mogul and you are a fucking FATASS who is ugly as fuck…wow what a stupid fool you are…no wonder no celebrities like you.
jeannie says – reply to this

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damn perez! i think you're looking really good, all of your hard work is really starting to pay off, congrats on the weight loss, just don't turn manorexic!!
EW says – reply to this

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don't compare yourself to a stylish, talented, well-rounded lead singer…you're perez hilton. a gay, fat sell-out.
sogo says – reply to this

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Don't insult Patrick like that.
Slayer says – reply to this

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sorry perez patty pat still hotter
Kristen says – reply to this

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lmao, you're crazy perez
AprilM says – reply to this

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Perez, you're ugly.
No diet is gonna make you hot, because on the inside you're nothing but decay and bullsh*t.

Patrick is talented, smart, and doesn't resort to bashing his celebrity peers to make himself feel better.

FYI - You're little "designs" are gonna make up 99.9% of the Hot Topic CLEARANCE section soon after hitting stores.

See ya at the clearance bin, bitch!
Andie says – reply to this

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Fashion mogul? You can't even dress YOURSELF! Perez: You are a terrible dresser. Throwing together whatever you found on the floor a-la Olsen Twins does NOT a mogul make. Stick to the "journalism" please.
AnA! says – reply to this

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No way!! Patrick is cuter! but i still love u! Besitos!
tuff guy on right says – reply to this

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thats pat stump on the left who,s the tuff guy on the right who looks like he just finished stomping a kitten to death??
Novel1 says – reply to this

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You look stupid - the fashion mogul idea is stupid. You have no natural gift for fashion and you're no designer. People who are gifted in fashion deserve the break, not you PerezPOO head.
gmann says – reply to this

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ewwwwwww…..perez has a pig nose & a fat ass…will somebody puleaze call a plastic surgeon?!?!….here piggy, piggy, piggy-nose: i've got a big mac for ya in my pants…
naden says – reply to this

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Heck no, nice try though.
Patrick= amazing.
Nessa. says – reply to this

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OH MY FUCKING GOD, don't even flatter yourself or degrade Patrick like that.
PATRICK>PEREZ,

and you look really dirty, like you need a shower, but you always look like that, Patrick doesn't.
Stitchie says – reply to this

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no perez no
ashley says – reply to this

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lookin good perez
Tanya says – reply to this

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Pere, you also remind me of Ethan Embry. You both have a cute baby boy face going on. Great pic!
bill says – reply to this

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if i was patrick, i would kick your ass for even thinking you look like him. fat slob… oink oink.!.!
James says – reply to this

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Well you both are overweight and unattractive so I guess I can see that.
bob says – reply to this

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Well your both FUGS!!
kayla says – reply to this

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Patrick is awesome…
You cant even compare yourself to him
your a piece of shit.
james AUSTRALIA says – reply to this

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fuck off, dude you dont have a 'cool' bone in your body your just a fat ugly monkey with a bad personality if you wanna try hard to dress like your fav emo band dont let the public recognise your a pop punk poser.. you're pathetic… and ugly, did i forget that? no..ugggggg
Ellen says – reply to this

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Aww, two of my favorite people! FTW!
poor thing! says – reply to this

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YOU WISH! YOU FAT. UGLY. LAME FUCK…
P.S. YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAT INSIDE..
AND UGLY ON THE OUTSIDE
ONLY FAT SHITBAGS WILL BUY YOUR
"SHITEOUS" CLOTHES
Lulu says – reply to this

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Ok.. NEXT! im kiding D
you look like him
love ya perez
MollieBubb says – reply to this

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FUZZZ them haters! Get it!! You're lookin' hotter with each passing day:) Dems jealous that's all.
You're Dumb says – reply to this

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UM…IDIOT!
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That's NOT Patrick Stump!!
armadillo defendurr says – reply to this

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go perez! 360 ! the hair! 360!
Sim says – reply to this

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No chance in hell Perez. Patrick owns your face.
mara says – reply to this

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ugh. whatever perez. he's way hotter than you are! don't flatter yourself..

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