This Is Not A Joke

5/08/2008 5:15 PM ET | Filed under: Drugs

Whatever happened to using a nice, home-made apple bong????

The Houston Chronicle is reporting that three men used a corpse head to smoke pot.

For reals!

How is that even possible????

Two men and a juvenile are accused of digging up a corpse, decapitating the body and using the head to smoke marijuana, according to court documents.

Matthew Gonzalez and Kevin Jones have been charged with the misdemeanor offense of abuse of a corpse, said Scott Durfee, a spokesman for the Harris County District Attorneys Office.

According to documents filed in the case, Gonzalez, Jones and an unnamed juvenile on March 15 went to an Humble cemetery, dug up a man's grave, left with the head and turned it into a "bong."

Gonzalez told authorities about the incident Wednesday, and showed officers the defaced grave, including a 4-foot hole. Because of a heavy rain, officers were unable to determine whether the casket or the body had been disturbed.

This brings a whole new meaning to the term "pothead"!

We hope that poor soul whose head was used as a bong comes back to haunt their stupid asses!

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britt says – reply to this

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stupid mexicans
FIRST says – reply to this

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damn perizzle! FIRST!!
Roberto says – reply to this

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For really?? 1st?
Roberto says – reply to this

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Man, almost first!
msliberry says – reply to this

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sick-o
c.f. says – reply to this

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omg. i wanna move out of humble!
heather says – reply to this

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First!!! corpseesss
xa says – reply to this

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nutty
DOPE says – reply to this

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WOW
Ayiti says – reply to this

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2nd
tonya says – reply to this

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fucking dusgisting
stupidity says – reply to this

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first secon? third? aaw this sucks
__dani says – reply to this

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WTF IS THIS WORLD COMING TO? Sick, sick, SICK!!

WHERE were the graveyard people and HOW did this happen?
shoshaxoxo says – reply to this

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FIRST!!!!!!!!!
molly says – reply to this

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5th?
___j says – reply to this

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Looks like someone watched 'How High' too much xD
Fidel Castro says – reply to this

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To bad they didn't use your head Mario, they could get a whole kelo of geef in that melon of yours…. you worthless piece of shit.
i hate me says – reply to this

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i hate mexicans and i am one kill mee please
kimberly says – reply to this

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Lmao.
Danielle says – reply to this

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HOLY CRAP. And I thought I had problems. Sick. Sick. Sick.
P.S. I liked the "pothead" reference. bravo perez, bravo. =)
aaron says – reply to this

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that's cute! lil bone bong
calina says – reply to this

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balsa de idiotas~!!!!!
latina_619 says – reply to this

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EEEWWW That is so nasty
LOLA says – reply to this

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NOT FIRST!!!!!
angiee says – reply to this

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sickasses…
melanie says – reply to this

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Thats just wrong! They must have been smoking something else other than just pot! I don't understand what would make someone want to do that!
calina says – reply to this

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haahha…y no puedo creer que Orange esta ubicao en esta pagina!!!
Mike London says – reply to this

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This should've happened at Marylin Manson's house while Keith Richards snorted his dad's ashes…David Lynch are you listening? There's your music video for the new age of stupidity.
coffee lover says – reply to this

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cool!~
carina says – reply to this

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VIVA LA REPUBLICA DOMINICANA
Twinkalicious says – reply to this

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CRAZY!

myspace dot com slash twinkaliciousmusic
Carrie says – reply to this

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We've all done it, chill out.
aaron says – reply to this

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that's cute! little bone bong.
Princess Bender says – reply to this

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That is one of those situations when U go "you know what, maybe I can just wait till 2moro.
ange says – reply to this

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how can they say they can't determine if the body was disturbed if they left with the head?!? sick fucks
Muffin says – reply to this

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That's awesome.
djenkins says – reply to this

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I would be honored if someone did this to my skull. Assuming it was years after the fact and no tissue/hair remained. GO KIDS!
bbbb says – reply to this

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12TH!
xuszerep says – reply to this

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Oh, shit! People are crazy!
matt says – reply to this

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The picture of the skull is a painting by artist Damien Hirst..
stupidity says – reply to this

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horrible!!!! stupid people!!
Adele says – reply to this

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That sound's pretty fucking metal.
LeLe says – reply to this

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I hate to say it because it really is disgusting and disrespectful (creepy too), but they must have gotten the idea from the movie 'How High' with method man and redman. Hey, it was funny in the movie. lol
stupidity says – reply to this

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Re: britt – i know im stupi kill me i hate myself and all the fucking mexicans
jesssss says – reply to this

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'pothead'! lol nice pun perez i was rofling
cj says – reply to this

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Re: britt –
stupid white fuck
kayho says – reply to this

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FUCKING SICK! they should be beaten up badly!
lori says – reply to this

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I am a faithful Perez fan and I'm from Houston and it's sad to see this up on the site! Don't get the wrong idea about people from Houston, we are not all sickos like these dumb ass'
Lindsay says – reply to this

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HOW THE HELL WAS THAT A MISDEMEANOR?!!
beastly says – reply to this

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How can this be only a misdemeanor offense??? What imbeciles.
Denae says – reply to this

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If the guys would have gotten it from somewhere else, because some people donate their entire bodies to scientific research, god bless those ppl who do that btw. But anyways it could have been legal if they got it from somewhere else. They must of been on crack to go dig up a grave, not pot lol. I wuv u Perez!
Mexican Girl says – reply to this

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Re: i hate me – You are so PATHETIC!!! I cant believe you said that… And what these morons did is disgusting. That doesnt sound the least bit appealing
laura!* says – reply to this

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WTF!!?? =O!!
laura!* says – reply to this

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Re: britt – supid u!!! how can u know if they r mexicans?? and if they r, not all mezicans r like them ! so u r a fucking stupid!!
laura!* says – reply to this

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Re: i hate me – why did u hate mexicans!? wath a fucking lozer!! lozer!! pleas kill urself!! and never say againg that u r mexican ok?
bobbie says – reply to this

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i want to know what kind of pothead DIGS up a grave to take a bong toke.
Frag The Paps says – reply to this

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I want to see pictures. How can you make a head air tight to make a bong. Not to mention for all of you retards out their Perez you fat worthless pole smoking retard, a bong has water in it. Can you tell me how they put water in it? This story is full of hole just like a human head. Thats why you can't make a bong out of it.
weed is the seed says – reply to this

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smoke up my man!! hope the guy enjoyed that in spirit
Izzy says – reply to this

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from the comments section in the Chronicle:

contay wrote:
JSU wrote: "I can only shake my head…"

The guy holding the bong could shake two heads!!
tiffany says – reply to this

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I hope these "potheads," get some serious prison time for this. Where is the respect for the dead? If I were their parents, I would disown them.
too ledgit says – reply to this

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Wait- one thing doesn't fit in this puzzle….a true pot head would be WAY TOO LAZY to dig up a corps just to get high!
brandon says – reply to this

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whats with the posts about treezies…..I hope you are a smoker, that you make so actually cool.,
Ashley says – reply to this

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Re: too ledgit – Right?! Get some damn foil or something.
JES says – reply to this

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SO WRONG!!
Cat says – reply to this

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This is a new way of getting HEAD!!!
tanille says – reply to this

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Thats DISGUSTING and disrespectful , i may be a pothead but NEVER would i be that desperate , ugghhhh thats just gross
VAN HALEN ROCKS says – reply to this

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WHATS THE BIG PROBLEM…
marshall says – reply to this

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they should be killed,,,fuckin gross
lola says – reply to this

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so proud to live in houston on days like this—-blech!!!!!
chocochola says – reply to this

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when i saw this on the chronicle's site earlier, i knew it would be making perez's! fucking gross fucks!
what took so long says – reply to this

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March 15?? Why is this all of a sudden news?
Jenna Mitchell says – reply to this

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That is the weirdest, most fucking disgusting stupid-ass thing I have ever heard. Stupid assholes.
VEE says – reply to this

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Re: too ledgit – thats what I said too!!!! a true pot smoker will be creative and improvise a piece of tin foil or even soda can!!
Spin Cycle says – reply to this

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Whatever happened to using a nice, home-made apple bong????
WHY PEREZ!!! STAY SOBER!!!!

I always thought you hated drugs, you quaint lil' meth user and drinker!!!
colonel sanders says – reply to this

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What pot smokers don't realize about grass is that it is fat soluable. That means that it stays in the fatty tissues of your brain FOREVER. Unlike alcohol, cocaine, etc., which usually washes out of your system within 1-4 days, marijuana is forever in your system. I'm not advocating the other, it is a definite no-no. But, it is so funny how people say, "It's only weed, not nearly as bad as the other stuff." Let me ask you: How many reasonably successful people with a decent paying job, savings in the bank, financially sound, and a really happy home life, smoke marijuana. Not to many. Of course there will be exceptions; but most pot smokers are under-achieving losers and slags who don't have a whole heck-of-a lot to show for themselves.
wtf says – reply to this

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THIS. IS. FUCKED. UP.

BEYOND FUCKED UP.
Monica says – reply to this

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Re: britt – Uh if you payed attention the last names are gonzalez and jones! Which 1st of all gonzalez could be puerto rican,el salvadorian or many other hispanic descent and jones is more than likely african american! What are you an ordinary "White Person". I'm 100 0/0 Mexican and I'm not stupid! Lame
alrmw22 says – reply to this

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As a pot smoker myself, it is quite clear that these men and boy are smoking and snorting more then just pot. That is just fucking sick and just disturbed. I cannot see any of my stoner friedns having either the courage, will and desire to dig a grave for smoking purposes. Imagine how long that took and pot smokers are lazy, so ya, crack and coke must be in the mix, with some heroin and fucked up personality.
hot mess says – reply to this

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wow, this will really give pot smokers a bad rap. thanks alot aholes
alrmw23 says – reply to this

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Re: colonel sanders –

hmmmm, maybe you need to get out of under your rock because I would say that 75% of population smokes pot. I meet people everyday that smokes it and you would never know. There is nothing wrong with smoking a joint after a long day at work to relax, it's the same as smoking a cigarette in my opinion, but it actually gives you a feeling instead of just stinking and stuff like cigs.

I am not saying that everyone has to smoke weed, and ya, there is alot of welfare cases that sit at home with their monthly check and smoke up, but they usually also drink and sometimes do other drugs. There is low class sociaety in pot smokers just as much as sober people.

the world would be much more mellow if people just smoked weed and left alcool and other drugs alone.
Marta says – reply to this

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That is so fucked up. I'm crying a little bit in shame for mankind.
ang says – reply to this

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THERE IS AN ERROR. I LIVE IN HUMBLE. ON THE NEWS A FEW MINUTES AGO THEY SAID IT WAS THE SKULL OF AN ELEVEN YEAR OLD!!!!!!!!!!!! FROM THE 1920'S.
jay says – reply to this

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it's a terriblr thing that people now a days have no respect for neither the dead nor the living…
Apache Rose says – reply to this

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I told my cousin "I don't think that this is such a good idea"…but those Texan potheads, they don't listen. This goes with the story about the guy who wanted to cash a check for $360,000,000,000 dollars (did I add enough zeros? It's supposed to be billions)
Johnny says – reply to this

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I used to smoke it out of a modified deer antler. I wonder what ever happened to that pipe? I sure miss good pot. The mellow stuff can't be found easily anymore.
pissed off says – reply to this

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Re: djenkins – you are a idiot grow up moron how would you like it if it was your loved one!!!!!!!!
Mar.J says – reply to this

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Are you sure it was just pot they were smoking???
Who does that? ??
emily says – reply to this

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this happened where i live about three years ago.
the dumbass kids got caught before they used it.
Rory says – reply to this

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Re: Adele – I agree!! \m/ And for the record, I'd be fuckin' HONORED if my skull served as a bong for some kids out there… and it better be on 4:20 too!!
douchebags!! says – reply to this

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Re: i hate me – Re: britt –

both of you are idiots and racists

i hope you both die
Jess says – reply to this

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Can you say CREEPY?

These guys have massive issues.
miguel says – reply to this

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hahah woow
fuck pot
Barbara says – reply to this

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I think the family of the corpse should come after these shitheads!
brit is a dumb hoe says – reply to this

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Re: britt –
stupid bitch
Mexicans Rock BITCH! says – reply to this

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Re: stupidity –
stupid fucking kids. shouldn't you be doing some homework? no way could any adult actually be this dumb.
Me says – reply to this

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Houston Chronicle made Perez's pages!! Whoo-hoo, crazy story but at least our paper made the celeb juice!
huh? says – reply to this

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Re: Apache Rose –
omg, that stupid guy trying to cash the check! that was fucken hilarious
Manda says – reply to this

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It's called smoke out of a pop/beer can. It's not hard.
B says – reply to this

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thats disguisting..
PS says – reply to this

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its still pretty cool

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