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Jesus Is Magic

Filed under: Film Flickers

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Good news!!!!

John Waters is working on a new movie. But, not just any pic.

It's a Christmas film!

Johnny Knoxville and Parker Posey are reportedly attached to star in the flick, titled Fruitcake.

The plot is officially under wraps but is said to center on the title character, a boy named after his favorite dessert. He runs away from home during the holidays after he and his parents are caught shoplifting meat, then meets up with a runaway girl raised by two gay men and searching for her birth mother.

We can't wait!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

Posted: May 8, 2008 at 3:15 pm

76 comments to “Jesus Is Magic”

  1. Mhl says – reply to this


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    1?

  2. ldqs says – reply to this


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    boom

  3. Oh no says – reply to this


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    first

  4. Judy says – reply to this


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    Yay! Johnny Knoxville!

  5. amber says – reply to this


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    god has answered my prayers :) ))))))

  6. yoghurt says – reply to this


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    FIRST!!!!!

  7. e says – reply to this


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    :)

  8. alana says – reply to this


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    nice

  9. First says – reply to this


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    FIRST!

  10. heather says – reply to this


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    Who rocks more than John Waters? I think no one.

  11. Regina says – reply to this


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    Ooh! I love John Waters!

    And the movie sounds cool! ^^

  12. Lowie says – reply to this


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    HOHOHO! This could be great, I'd pay to see this anyday. It'll be the $ I save by not seeing Speed Crapper, oh yea racer :)

  13. 4SKNFN says – reply to this


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    JOHN WATERS IS THE GREATEST FILM MAKER EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  14. melanie a says – reply to this


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    first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  15. RADICAL QUEEN says – reply to this


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    JOHN WATERS AND CHRISTMAS…NOW THAT'S A COMBINATION MADE IN HEAVEN IF EVER THERE WERE ONE.

  16. mari says – reply to this


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    awesome!

  17. w says – reply to this


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    YAY! I love John Waters! A Dirty Shame was awesome, as are…all his films..

  18. jessy james says – reply to this


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    my day just got a WHOLE lot better. john waters is a fucking genious!!

  19. I love John Waters says – reply to this


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    OMG.. JOHNNY KNOXVILLE SUCKS BIG ASS

    JOHN… PLEASE DON"T DO IT>>>>>>>>>
    JUST BRING PATRICIA HEARST BACK
    AND MINK STOLE>……….

    LOng Live DIVINE

  20. husbandclothes.com says – reply to this


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    WHAT AN ATTRACTIVE MUSTACHE.

    heheheehhehe

  21. c says – reply to this


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    Yeah, just because you're gay doesn't mean you have to pretend to adore the awful films of John Waters. "A Dirty Shame" is the first film I have ever rented, turned off and returned after thirty minutes.

  22. J BLANK of FLATPOINT says – reply to this


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    Re: Lawrence – yes Lawrence it might help the girls if he wasn't a big fag like you

  23. Nic says – reply to this


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    LOVE JOHN WATERS!! He had Divine steal meat in Pink Flamingo's…i guess that's his go to move! Ha.

  24. Jane says – reply to this


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    Uh, Britney Spears??? Why have you not written about her for so long Perez? Your blog is starting to suck because of it. I haven't heard anything about her for sooooooo long. C'mon I know you could dig something up about her! I just have to know!

  25. MaryD says – reply to this


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    Can't wait! Will it be set in BALTIMORE again??!! We hope so!

  26. cass says – reply to this


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    Sounds interesting…

  27. christina says – reply to this


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    John Waters is Amazing!! I Can't wait to see what he has to offer us in his next film.

  28. *Heather* says – reply to this


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    It sounds hilarious!! Can't wait!! I LOVE John Waters!

  29. nancycampbellslut says – reply to this


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    DOES THIS GUY HAVE AIDS???? WHAT'S UP WITH THE SUNKEN EYES????

  30. Josh says – reply to this


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    I better get them Cha Cha heels for Christmas…BLACK ONES!

  31. hammer says – reply to this


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    THIS IS GOING TO BE SO DAMN FUNNY!!!!

    I CAN'T WAIT!

  32. mad joe says – reply to this


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    Johnny Knoxville? A huge failure…

  33. Bernard says – reply to this


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    Wish I was in it!
    can't wait to have more news about John Waters.
    Just love him and his movies.

  34. katie says – reply to this


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    mmmm johnny knoxville!

  35. NoElleNo- Flamingos anyone? says – reply to this


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    He;s hilarious. I'm STILL getting over Pink Flamingos and This Filthy World.
    I'm a'scared.

  36. LeonA'$ Gho$T says – reply to this


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    I SWEAR TO GOD I SAW "FUCKCAKE." MY EYES MUST BE GOING BAD!

  37. Dawn Davenport says – reply to this


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    So exciting! Love John Waters! I want my cha-cha heels!!!!

  38. Chrissy P says – reply to this


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    JOHN WATERS!!!!!!!!!

    YAY FOR BALTIMORE! BMORE REPRESENT!

    I cant wait

  39. ibjeff says – reply to this


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    OMG!!!!!!! I can't wait!!!! I hope its like his earlier stuff!

  40. Myriam C Webster says – reply to this


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    JOHN WATERS SHOULD BE PEREZ-I-DENT, NOT THAT RETARD GEEZER MCSTAIN WHOSE TWO-BAGGER WIFE PROVIDES HIM WITH A LIFESTYLE HE COULDN'T OTHERWISE AFFORD!

  41. A bigger fan than Divine!!! says – reply to this


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    Thanks for the heads up! You just made my whole week!

  42. Jenny S says – reply to this


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    I enjoy watching John Waters but his "mustache" freaks me out.

  43. Lydia, the Tatoo'd Lady says – reply to this


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    Re: c – That's because you couldn't recognize talent if you blew it out your ass, which by the way, is where your taste is located!

  44. B-more represent! says – reply to this


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    John Waters is a wonderful film maker. His cinematography is very visually appealing, and he captures the white trash sect of Baltimore perfectly!!

  45. RADICAL QUEEN says – reply to this


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    Re: Myriam C Webster – WELL…I'D VOTE FOR THE OLD QUEEN !

  46. Brandon says – reply to this


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    ahhhhh Key West, Div. yellow shirt, fedora, drugged up and drunky……lolololololololol

  47. Myriam C Webster says – reply to this


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    Re: RADICAL QUEEN – Hi Darling! It always seems like Christmas to me whenever one of his pictures comes out. And the plot sounds marvelous. Wouldn't it be something if when the girl finds her birth mother it's MARY and she's busy eating fresh dog poo, ala DIVINE, TRANNY OF THE BLESSED SACRAMENT???

  48. Laura says – reply to this


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    HOORAY HOORAY!

    THIS MADE MY DAY!!

  49. KarenScoots says – reply to this


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    John Waters is the best - Baltimore loves Mr. Waters! So glad to hear about this.

  50. Sara says – reply to this


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    Ummm…does anyone remember the last movie John Waters made where someone (the late great Divine) shoplifted meat?!?!?!? YIKES!!

  51. sam says – reply to this


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    hell yeah

  52. Beatrix says – reply to this


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    This is SO gonna suck.

  53. NONCyboy says – reply to this


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    Re: Laura – Tell me about it, honey!

  54. Hank says – reply to this


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    Re: Beatrix – That's what I said to your boyfriend!

  55. john dixon says – reply to this


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    So in 10 years we will see a broadway musical called Fruitcake which is based on the movie but is far superior to it, and ten years after that we will have a movie based on the broadway musical, which will be better than the original movie.

  56. YAY says – reply to this


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    BMORE BABY!!!

  57. 2snappy says – reply to this


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    You made my day Blogtard!!
    John Waters and Parker Posey!!!

  58. TAG says – reply to this


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    YAY!!!! I WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT HIM!!! I LOVE THIS MAN!!! CAN'T WAIT!
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    .

  59. D.Christopher says – reply to this


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    OMFG…Eggs…Eggs…lol….I'm ready for a new Waters film.

  60. frankensteinsbride1313 says – reply to this


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    YES!!!!!!
    I love John Waters!!!!!!
    Perez, you just made my night!

  61. Ro says – reply to this


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    Luv John Waters. It's so amazing that he's been so successful in the mainstream while his films are so fabulously freaky. Hope this new film will be as great as those! I highly recommend anyone who hasn't seen the original Hairspray movie see it…it's really great!

  62. Victoria says – reply to this


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    Is that steve buscemi!!!

  63. kaitlyn says – reply to this


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    LOL

  64. Pandora says – reply to this


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    I love them both.Should be a great movie.Can't wait

  65. Pandora says – reply to this


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    The original hairspray was far superior to the mainstream one.Divine was magic.

  66. ls says – reply to this


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    cool! .. he did a lecture at my school, ucsd, and he was HILARIOUS. cracked me up the whole time… the movie sounds cuh-raaazy.. should be interesting!

  67. She She LaVue says – reply to this


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    Precious precious precious–can't wait! John Waters please run for President of the United States! Or atleast run a campground, pleeeeeeeesh?

  68. Lucy Furr says – reply to this


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    YEEEES!!! 'BOUT TIME! I loves me some JW!

    (could REALLY do without Parker Posey though :/ )

  69. Britney update: says – reply to this


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    Re: Jane –
    According to the grocery store: Britney is going back with k=daddy for the kids..cough cough..for her own saving face..
    and she is going to her slut sisterz baby shower at age 16.
    She is still wearing the save stupid weave in a ponytail which
    looks fukin stupid and she still smells.Anything else?
    who gives a shit..go buy a magazine..u want that filth.

  70. Anastasia says – reply to this


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    He will be at the Seattle International Film Festival this year and will have a Q& A and be presenting Cecile B Demented for a special screening! Should be a blast! Perez should totally come.

  71. DL says – reply to this


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    !!!!!! suuuper excited for this!! can't wait till it comes out!

  72. yayjohnwaters says – reply to this


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    OMG this is going to be the best Christmas ever!

  73. sarah says – reply to this


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    sounds f***ing cool

  74. master patrick says – reply to this


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    just G R E A T

  75. Bri says – reply to this


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    John Waters makes Maryland better
    YAY!

  76. sarah says – reply to this


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    so exciting!