Hot. Tranny. Mess.

Filed under: Old People > Z List

Our favorite Jackson, La Toya, worked her magic at a party hosted by German mail order and department store corporation Arcandor, Thursday in Munich.

We wonder how much she charges for an appearance.

$500???

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: May 9, 2008 at 10:33 am / Email this »

See All 108 Comments

108 comments to “Hot. Tranny. Mess.”

More comments: [1] 2 »

grnyt says – reply to this

1

vvvvvv
Marisable says – reply to this

2

FIRST!! yuk-o!
Jodie says – reply to this

3

Wow! I didn't even recognize her. However, she still has a nice pair of tits.
travis says – reply to this

4

FIRST! Perez is fat
Irma Pena says – reply to this

5

Ew.
stefanie says – reply to this

6

im getting really tired of the IRRESPONSIBLE blatant trans-phobia on your site..
i love your site but im starting to think that maybe i shouldnt support it anymore..

you should be helping out your trans brothers and sisters in stead of comparing them to people that you dont like….

try and start a new catch phrase please!
Sandra says – reply to this

7

eww
mikey says – reply to this

8

why can't that family accept they are african american?! this kinda surgery is madness!
jasmine says – reply to this

9

Lol didnt she used to be black hahahaha fool
skinnybones says – reply to this

10

EW!
DIANA says – reply to this

11

HEEEY, LEKKERDING.
GRAPJE
WOOOH 19 JUNI JONAS BROTHERS CONCERT!!!!
Jules says – reply to this

12

freakkkkkkk
Jules says – reply to this

13

omg freak
em says – reply to this

14

oh good god thats nasty. Michael in drag.
nancycampbellslut says – reply to this

15

Whoooooooooa. Could you find one more cheesy element to complete this pic? Joan Rivers nose. Striper outfit. And for god's sake, cover up your gross stomach,ok?
Jules says – reply to this

16

R the J`s BLACK OR WHITE…….WHO KNOWS
Tranny/Granny Mess says – reply to this

17

How Could She Wake Up To Herself Every Morning? Maybe There Aren't Any Mirrors In Her House. Ugh!!!!!
ding dong says – reply to this

18

michael and beyonce had a baby?
G-GIRL says – reply to this

19

UMMMM…..WHAT IS WITH THAT FAMILY TRYING TO BE WHITE….THEY HAVE SOME SERIOUS ISSUES……LOVE WHO YOU ARE……GOD MAKES NO MISTAKES……
tico says – reply to this

20

ya'll gotta keep it real, outside her bold ass nose job she looks great to be in her mid 50's!
mariecp says – reply to this

21

oh gosh… please… stay at home
yep says – reply to this

22

Fergalicious definition…..
crystal says – reply to this

23

she probably pays them to let her in!
hehe says – reply to this

24

she looks like a white version of Janet haha
Jenna Montana says – reply to this

25

Her boobies are still spectacular.
LT says – reply to this

26

Is she becoming white like Michael????
loulou says – reply to this

27

OMG another Jackson turned WHITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Baggins says – reply to this

28

Oh how fAAAAbulous.
taytay says – reply to this

29

So this family was so talented, and beautiful as BLACKS but what's with the skin lightening & identical botched up nose jobs?…it's really sad actually.
curiousjorgita says – reply to this

30

NO WAY… oh man… la toya, babygirl, we need to get someone for you.
loulou says – reply to this

31

I just made a comment that she is turning white…but then again I thought it was Fergie. Go figure
Juanito says – reply to this

32

She could prob make more money being a Janet Jackson impersonator LOL
melba toast says – reply to this

33

dude… do you think her face is flammable??
Jen says – reply to this

34

HA…I thought that was Fugalicious Fergie…
I Agree says – reply to this

35

Re: hehe – LMAO!!!!!!
katty says – reply to this

36

Her face is whiter than the rest of her body. Is it makeup?
Other than that I think she looks dynamite. Leave her alone, dissers. She's messed up enough.
trin says – reply to this

37

I'm sure it's more like SHE has to pay THEM for allowing her to show up looking like she does.
Anna says – reply to this

38

how come La Toya, Janet, and Michael all bought the same nose? Did they get a family discount
Little Old Republican Lady From Kentucky says – reply to this

39

Why do all black people, especially with money and means, want to be white…???
This one is just sloppy, slutty, nappy-wigged white; a plastic surgery trainwreck trying to be white.
jeff says – reply to this

40

nice tits
A good day! says – reply to this

41

This is Madonna after a good night's rest.
callie-o says – reply to this

42

i don't know about La Toya.. But I got to see Janet Jackson last night at Camp Pendleton.. i must say Janet looks fabulous.. Best effin show.. and that outfit she wore was banging..
What the fuck says – reply to this

43

Re: G-GIRL – God makes no mistakes? what a fucking stupid thing to say! yeah im sure those affected by tsunami & disabled people love that :/
Cat says – reply to this

44

HOW does she get hired for these gigs?
Whorinna says – reply to this

45

Yeah, $500.00 for an hour in your hotel room!
skinnygirluver says – reply to this

46

I can't believe I'm saying this but I'D STILL HIT THAT!!!
piazzasbuttplug says – reply to this

47

The bald guy behind her is getting ready to pee in her mouth.
George says – reply to this

48

Wow she turned white, michael must be jealous
ron says – reply to this

49

Re: G-GIRL – If god made no mistakes women wouldn't need boob jobs
Use Your Imagination says – reply to this

50

Are Micael and "her" ever seen together, at the SAME time? I mean, just maybe……………..
GOD'S A PINCHED LOAF says – reply to this

51

Re: G-GIRL – THE ENTIRE CONCEPT OF GOD IS A PIECE OF SHIT! IF THERE IS ONE, HE SHOULD SHOT FOR THE LOUSY JOB HE'S DONE! TAKE A LOOK AROUND, GOD NEVER WAS & NEVER WILL. FUCK HIM & YOU
pumpkin says – reply to this

52

OK, I know this chick is not that white. Skin bleach? I'm angleo, but why do black people want to look white? If I were black, I would be proud of it, and the last thing I would want to do is bleach my skin, get a whitey nose job, etc. Can some blacks shed some light on why negros do this?
Little Old Republican Lady From Kentucky says – reply to this

53

Re: stefanie – Such a tranny name, number 7. "Stefanie", definitely Trannyville, Trannysylania.
Lor says – reply to this

54

Actually she looks pretty damn good, alot better than she has in the past. Also, her body is banging for a chick her age.
How Much? says – reply to this

55

Why is she dressed like a hooker?
tre says – reply to this

56

givin the choice, i'd much rather see her then michael any day…that is if they paid my way to get there and threw in a free lunch
Drake says – reply to this

57

DAM MICHEAL U DON FINALLY DECIDED TO GO HEAD AND DO THE BREAST SURGERY DONT WORRY WE STILL BUY MADDONNA MUSIC AND SHE AH MAN WHY CANT WE EXCEPT U AS AH WOMAN.
Crybaby says – reply to this

58

I often wonder if La Toya and brother Mikey go to the same plastic surgeon due to a one face fits all deal. Because they both get plastic surgery done and they come out looking exactly the same - UNLESS - Mikey has some Lee Press On Boobs and this is really Mikey. You never know these days. Stranger things have happened.
Carrie818 says – reply to this

59

I have to say she looks pretty normal in this picture.
hi says – reply to this

60

What a hot bitch! Go girl!
ashless says – reply to this

61

Are she and Michael twins? Where'd the black go?
goodGod says – reply to this

62

You can't cut it as a white girl. Go back to black.
Hear this says – reply to this

63

ATTENTION ALL RELATIVES OF MICHAEL: THIS MAY COME AS A SHOCK. YOU ARE NOT WHITE. GIVE IT UP.
noway says – reply to this

64

One word: disgrace. Blacks should be ashamed of her.
Lauren says – reply to this

65

She looks whiter than I do, and I am pretty pale! Give it up LaToya - you are no longer hot (if you ever were to begin with). Why can't some women just grow old gracefully?????????
booshdag says – reply to this

66

I love LaToilet! Sure, she looks like a Corpse Bobblehead, but she doesn't take herslef seriously. She was the best one on "Armed & Famous"!
Clorox says – reply to this

67

How'd she get so WHITE????
gared says – reply to this

68

She doesn't look all freakish in that shot, she actually looks normal!
gag says – reply to this

69

I saw those big ass titties with dinner plate black nips.
Mike Jackson says – reply to this

70

WTF IS THAT?!? At least she's got her money's worth with the tatas.
oogie says – reply to this

71

One mans family has produced more freaks than a circus could hire…
truthhurts says – reply to this

72

Oh!! Nasty lookin Trnny- I am so tired of seeing and hearing about the Jacksons- Janet is fake and a liar- They are so fake as a family and all that plastic surgery combined they all look like trannie- Latoya is about 53-54 and looks it
Perez need to STOP says – reply to this

73

Thats actually not a bad pic of her! She usually looks much worse!
becky says – reply to this

74

What in the HELL have these idiots from hell done to their skin!??!! I can't help but think one day they're going to wake up full of leaky ulcers and then DIE!! SOLAVAYA!
WTF?! says – reply to this

75

She looks gross.
tabarnac says – reply to this

76

her foundation isnt the right color for her
Holly says – reply to this

77

whts da hair all about!! god! she tries to hard…
She She LaVue says – reply to this

78

For a poor little black girl from the ghetto of Gary, Indiana, she's looking pretty good for a poor little white girl from the ghetto of Los Angeles.
shopgirl says – reply to this

79

holy shit..she's whiter than me and I am white..WTF! Damn what is she using to fade her color..cuz it WORKS..it would be great for age spots….even out skin tine..i want her secret!!!!!!!!!!!
friggen mess says – reply to this

80

thats messed up !
trudy says – reply to this

81

yuck !! she looks like fucking Charo !!!
Kill it before it breeds.
Michelle Renee C says – reply to this

82

87th! She actually looks alot better than she used too..she looks softer
mandy says – reply to this

83

So: yeah, the poor familie's a mess and are all on their way to being caucasian…but I feel sorry for them.
Something obviously went seriously wrong in their childhoods.
LaToya is actually looking quite pretty for once,though.
Best wishes to them all.
dANNY oCENA 13 says – reply to this

84

i would suck her tits until her nipples fell off
Yak says – reply to this

85

At $500 she would be paid about $495 too much. What is her claim to fame? She's the sister of a famous pedophile? So fucking what. I'm in the wrong business. And what's with the white skin? She's practically whiter than MJ. FREAKS!
me says – reply to this

86

too much plastic
Freaky Negroes Pretending to be White says – reply to this

87

The Jacksons have to be the most despicable family on the face of the earth. Why do they pretend to be white? White people certainly don't want these degenerates associated with them. Blacks don't want they because they can't stand their 'blackness'. What a family of losers! Must be the Jehovah's Witness cult that is making them such morons.
EWWW says – reply to this

88

It looks like that Tiffany chick from Rock of Love 1
Riki says – reply to this

89

The eyes and nose are soooo Michael. She's beginning to look more and more like him. She's smiling but the top half of her face is frozen. Fake boobs. Dressed like a hooker. And isn't she black? Can anyone tell me how they do this skin whitening? Do they lie in a bath of bleach? Wanting to change the colour of your skin is so pathetic. Why would you use this woman to promote anything - she'd scare your potential customers away!
Pokie says – reply to this

90

La Toya and Michael are the same damn person. When was the last time you saw them both together.
sally says – reply to this

91

I'M SO TIRED OF THIS "BLACK" FAMILY DESPERATELY TRYING TO LOOK WHITE. THEY'VE RUINED THEIR LOOKS. HOW SAD FOR ALL OF THEM.
daytripper says – reply to this

92

I'd certainly pay her the $500. . . to stay away!
Eric says – reply to this

93

So wait…when she become white too?
Lawzy, Lawzy Miss Scarlet, This Colored Gal Sure Wants To Be White says – reply to this

94

This colored tramp looks like a combination between Zsa Zsa Gabor and Charo. Well, leaning a little more toward Charo.
Mecklenburg-Strelitz says – reply to this

95

She is a freak of nature.
Iff SluToya Thinks That's What A White Nose Looks Like.... says – reply to this

96

If SluToya's nose and Michael's nose are actually what THEY think a white person's nose looks like or should look like—-it truly speaks to just how far off blacks are in understanding white people. And I'm saying this from an academic/psychological point of view. As a white person….it makes me concerned….that I don't think a black person can accurately represent me. These two have jumped off the Crazy Cliff trying to impersonate whites.
Diane says – reply to this

97

Yikes….she's faded also! The Jacksons are losing thier color!
Slick Willey (Monicas Boyfriend) says – reply to this

98

She is WHITER than her brother.
Pamela says – reply to this

99

ummm….why is she white??
Robert says – reply to this

100

I work for the company ,this makes me mad throwing money out for her while we are fighting to get a few euros more wages.

More comments: [1] 2 »

Gloria Estefan - Hotel Nacional

Time: 04:04

Added: 02/10/12

Advertising info

Time:

Added:

Time:

Added:

Time:

Added:

Time:

Added:

PerezHilton.com on Facebook

PerezHilton.com on

Send tips and contact Perez at perez@perezhilton.com!

Criss Angel Is Recorded Threatening To Knock Out His Producer!

Whoa! Criss Angel is NOT messing around here!

The Luxor headlining illusionist was recorded having quite the verbal altercation with Joe Monti, one of his magic producers on Wednesday, during which Angel is heard threatening to knock him out - and now he's had a police report filed against him!

Give it a listen (above)!

Furthermore, Monti later said to authorities that he recorded the meeting because Angel has a history of bullying employees!

He explains:

“I wanted him to know how demeaning he was. I created 50-60 percent of the magic for ‘Mindfreak.' I have no reason to do anything vindictively but I draw the line on violence.”

Scary!

Violence is never the answer, folks!