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http://blondeexcuse.pixxiestails.com says – reply to this

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That's really weird….
Erica says – reply to this

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FREAKY
yt says – reply to this

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ew……I don't want any of my loved ones dissolved in acid and flushed!!!
That's just so wrong!
dean gardner says – reply to this

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I wonder how much lye it would take to dissolve Gummi Bear?
Liz says – reply to this

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grossness
sammyh says – reply to this

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first… almost?
simonaa says – reply to this

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wow….
sheesh says – reply to this

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Re: queen – Now that's just stupid!!! GO AWAY!!!!
ashley says – reply to this

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ok, that's really, REALLY cool! now we don't have to worry about piling up problems..
mbm says – reply to this

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We LUV U Perez!!!
TorabisuD says – reply to this

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Saw that on MSN earlier today. I think it is awesome!
Susan says – reply to this

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errr…. wow…
Mike says – reply to this

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Well, I don't see how this is any worse than cremation.
hbic says – reply to this

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this is fucking nasty!!
dfgf says – reply to this

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first
hanberry says – reply to this

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oh man. i wouldn't want it done!
remy says – reply to this

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anyone who is "offended" by this or think it's a bad idea is a jackass….the person is gone anyway…what the fuck does it matter whether their body is buried in $6009 as opposed to a cardboard box anyway???? I'm sure they wouldnt mind…Cremate me since its the cheapest bc I'm not gonna care …
I ate granny says – reply to this

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Sick-I probably just drank some donated body when I had a glass of water from the sink! That's legal to pour that down a drain?????
SNM says – reply to this

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Wow…interesting.
jb says – reply to this

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excellent! If we just buried people without embalming in cardboard coffins, they'd help enrich the soil at the very least. I'm very opposed to the funeral industry and their markups on "products" and monopoly on death. The laws are too strict, but I'm sure those laws are encouraged by these morticians who jack up prices to make dead people look like dead people with makeup on. Pleasantly surprised you had this topic on your site, Perez. I know it's for the "eeewwww" factor, but preserving the dead in $10,000 caskets in concrete/steel liners is a waste of money. You'd be better off donating the funeral expenses you WOULD have paid to a charity. Look at how much money we waste on the dead!
tiff says – reply to this

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First!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..ewwwww
Jessica says – reply to this

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Another reason to NOT drink tap water. Eww.
remy says – reply to this

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It's WRONG to bury people that are alive… not corpses
It's WRONG to burn people that are alive… not corpses
It's WRONG to dissolve people that are alive ….not corpses

EITHER WAY YOU"RE GETTING RID OF A CORPSE!!!!!!!!!!!!
nani says – reply to this

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yea gross… pouring dead people down the drain…? sick.
Amy says – reply to this

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Gives new meaning to the term "circling the drain"!
kristen says – reply to this

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i'm not easily offended…but that offends me. weird. wild, stuff!!
Alex thefuckingprincess A. says – reply to this

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Say goodbye to Grandpa, sweetie! Now, flush Billy. Yes just like the goldfish, we're flushing Grandpa, too.

xoxo
Greek says – reply to this

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Why is that offensive? We have a whole town in California that is primarily for the burial of people from the San Fransisco area. It's not reasonable to think that there will be room forever to continue to bury our dead.
Hayworth Honey says – reply to this

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There's no honor or respect in dissolving your loved ones' remains in lye and flushing them whether they're the human part or pet part of your family. So wrong.
cccc says – reply to this

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my only concern is what happens to it once it goes "down the drain…" ew
__dani says – reply to this

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thats effing SICK!

wtf will they come up with next?!
MC CAIN IS HITLER says – reply to this

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FUCKING SICK ! IM SURE MC CAIN LOVES THE IDEA AND WILL ALSO USE IT ON IRAKIES IF HE WINS !!! FUCKING STUPID REPUBLICANS
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FUCKING SICK ! IM SURE MC CAIN LOVES THE IDEA AND WILL ALSO USE IT ON IRAKIES IF HE WINS !!! FUCKING STUPID REPUBLICANS
Nancy says – reply to this

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Ewwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!
xtina says – reply to this

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i think that's really cool. a little gross, but kinda cool. at least we wont have mounds of dead bodies in the future with this acid stuff
DIANE says – reply to this

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There was actually a murder case where a man killed a lady, then dissolved her body with lye in the bathtub and poured her down the drain. Just a little trivia to go with your morning coffee, Perez.
eileen remsing says – reply to this

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that's disgusting and totally wrong
LOLA7 says – reply to this

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[re=2134488]Re: queen[/re YOUR A DOUCHE BAG
Niki says – reply to this

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I'd do it, who cares? your dead, it's just your body, not your soul. Is it better for it to rot in the ground? Or for you to burn it and throw it into a lake somewhere?
Return of the dead 5000 says – reply to this

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Re: remy –

HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT GOING TO CARE AFTER YOU ARE DEAD YOU FUCK FACE?
hAVE YOU EVER DIED?
Life as Art says – reply to this

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It's a funeral pyre all the way for this diva, bitches.
hmm says – reply to this

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it may seem way weird in some ways but like they said, you still get semi-ashes like you would from a cremation. really, when you're dead, who cares? being 6 feet under the ground sounds the scariest.
katie! says – reply to this

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that is insanely disgusting.
Good Idea says – reply to this

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What the hell,Im dead anyways who cares. .Is it safe to flush into the water system thou?
Anonymous Amber says – reply to this

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What a perfect end to a perfect life.Pour me on a waffle, and I will be complete.
VIKKID says – reply to this

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This is so awesome!
Tk says – reply to this

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talk about not knowing where your water has been,lol No seriously I don't see how this is any worse than cremation. Its pretty cool actually it dissolves the bodies into there base qualities and returns them to the flow, almost spiritual in a way.
MUDSKANK says – reply to this

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I LIKE THE FACT THAT THERE IS AN ALERNATIVE THAT PREVENTS THE PILING UP OF THE DECEASED…BUT PORING IT DOWN THE DRAIN???? I DONT WANT TO DRINK OR GIVE MY BABY A BATH IN DEAD PEOPLE. ISNT THIS A HAZARD?
robynnn says – reply to this

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mmmmmmm that sounds sexy….

i'll never drink tap water EVER again if they start doing that shit
eddy says – reply to this

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My other favorite site besides Perez is Yahoo Science News. I read this the other day. Sounds deel-ish, yum. Add carrots, potatoes, onions, lye and any road kill you have lying around. Put into pressure cooker and….Presto! Maple syrup!!!! Have some?
eddy says – reply to this

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Re: Mindy –
Mindy, the way you have referenced seems much more respectful of the body and mindful of it's place in the circle of all life. I would rather see a tree growing from a loved ones remains-how beautifully symbolic is that?
weewee says – reply to this

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How is this offensive? I think its disgusting, but if it cuts back on environmental resources I'm all for it.
holly says – reply to this

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Serial killers have been doing this for years. Why didn't they just interview them to learn all the facts and save $1,000,000"s on research?
weewee says – reply to this

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Yeah…what does happen after the body gets poured down the drain???? I hope we aren't drinking it. That would be like cannabalism……
NICO says – reply to this

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Wow. thats crazy. ….i dont even know what to say.
Mel Huckabee says – reply to this

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This is actually a much more eco-friendly way of disposing of bodies, as opposed to Cremation, which to me is much more brutal, and takes a bigger toll on the environment. It's a very scientific process and you can read all about it in Mary Roach's bestseller 'STIFF: The Curious Live s of Human Cadavers.' In Sweden they're developing a technique of making the body into a fertilizer of sorts and the idea is that you can plant a tree and use a loved one's fertilized remains as the soil that helps it grow. That's an interesting way to consider reincarnation.
Cindy says – reply to this

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Umm, OK so how long until someone commits and murder and gets away with it because there is no evidence??
jollyex says – reply to this

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Well that's just gross. Who loves their family members enough to pour their gooey left over bits down the drain?! I guess all the idiots who beleive in global warming will be all over that shit. go green.
jollyex says – reply to this

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Re: Cindy – It's been done.
tfjevdptxmkgut@ says – reply to this

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Hey, another way for the mob to dispose of bodies, the Hudson and east rivers were getting way to crowded, the other day me and my son were by the east river and he said: there's a man swimming in the water, and I said: No son, You see when the mob kills someone they through the body in the river.
gew says – reply to this

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so, if it's dumped into the drains…doesnt that eventually lead back to our drinking water, reservoirs, lakes, rivers…people suck now.
redsonja1313 says – reply to this

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I am all for it !!! with the population explosion all of us can't be buried or we will be tripping over corpse for an eternity
eg says – reply to this

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who cares? it's not that disturbing
kacie says – reply to this

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Where "down the drain" does it go. Into our water system??? Will we be drinking dead people. Sick.
lefty lady says – reply to this

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Hmm… pretty cool! They can liquify me if they want. I'll be dead; what do I care?
ex-funeral insider says – reply to this

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Re: Hayworth Honey –
How is it "honorable" or "respectful" to bury your loved one in a steel case or burn them in a furnace? We honor the memory of the person, not their physical body. Burial and cremation, as crude as it sounds, are just 2 methods of body disposal. Heavily populated areas are running out of spaces in which to bury bodies, and too many people don't see cremation as a viable alternative because they are uninformed or too hung up on cultural or religious beliefs.

As an ex-funeral care worker, I think this method is neither better nor worse than burial or cremation. The deceased is memorialized not in the way their body is disposed of, but during the funeral or memorial service. If you actually read the article, you will see that there is still some solid remains left behind that the family members can choose to bury or keep in an urn, much like the "leftovers" from cremation.

With the way our environment is going down the tubes, it is important to find alternatives to burial and cremation, and I think this process is a step in the right direction. Besides, medical centers are already doing it with their waste, why not extend the same resources to the funeral industry?
shannon says – reply to this

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talk about respecting the dead
Meliss says – reply to this

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So what….YOU'RE DEAD!
JEN says – reply to this

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ITS A OPTION A HUMAN HAS, LET THEM CHOOSE

PEREZ YOU ARENT WORTHY TO CHOOSE FOR THEM.

PEOPLE BODIES DECAY IN THE GROUND ITS NOT MUCH DIFFERENT THAN BEING CREAMATED . IS IT
NOPE
GeneralFstck says – reply to this

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How is this offensive?
white trash says – reply to this

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Great idea…sign me up! Hassle free for the family!!
ew says – reply to this

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should have given us more of a heads up…i was eating lunch
Lucy A. says – reply to this

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Sounds very interseting. Like it has been said before what will it do to the enviroment when you flush it? That is what concerns me more.
Stephanie says – reply to this

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It took me THREE times to regain my gag reflex so that I could finish reading that article. Sick to my stomach. I understand why this is a good thing, but thinking about my loved ones being poured down a drain INTO THE SAME PIPING AND SEWER SYSTEM that refiltered water use comes from kinda disturbs me
caitma says – reply to this

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What ever happened to good ol' fashion cremation?
Aaron says – reply to this

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I just got a serious case of the heeby jeebies!
Chris says – reply to this

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um yeah thats gross….not offrnding tho
Hyde says – reply to this

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Since the article didn't do it, someone please explain to me how dumping a lye-putrefied human down the drain is "environmentally friendly"?
camila says – reply to this

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WOW. What have we come to? It's bad enough that we over populated the planet and now eventually will have flush the dead down the toilet. We have lost the sacred
Daniella says – reply to this

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First of all, this is not something to offended over. I work in the funeral industry, and in the south this is slowly becoming popular. The bodies are not completely dissolved, they leave bone fragments rather similar to those reduced by cremation.

People can choose to dispose of themselves any way they choose. This would not be my first choice for disposition but it is however "green" or whatever the hell all you liberal hippy tree huggers are all about these days.

Cremation=Smoke

DUH
did u c al sharptonz face when they arrested him.. says – reply to this

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THE DRAIN GO? INTO OUR WATER THAT WE DRINK…
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mstopquality says – reply to this

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Ok, there's nothing offensive about this story. I guess being a funeral service student in FL does help. Truely this is no different than cremation. At the end of the day you can still take your love one home in a urn or place the urn in a nitch in the cemetary. Either way this way seems a little less harmful on the enviroment than creation. I think we should have a full range of choices. COOL!!!!!
SuperDutyDave says – reply to this

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This rivals my new environmentally friendly body disposal device. Only mine utilizes explosives!! It may not be a dignified way to go but it sure is neat-o to watch
remy says – reply to this

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Re: Return of the dead 5000 – How do I know I wont care ??? BECAUSE I"M DEAD YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT!!! My GOODNESS you're RETARDED…A PERSON WHO "CARES" AL;SO "FEELS" …if I can feel, why would I wanted to be buried or burned …

WHY AM I EXPLAINING THIS TO THIS JACKASS????????
Patrick says – reply to this

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What's there to be offended by? Makes perfect sense to me! I'd do it — just hopefully not any time soon.
Catherine Keating says – reply to this

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Sounds pretty efficient to me.
If u got running water u know the answer says – reply to this

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Wow-so much alarmist babbling!! ANYONE who has water come out of a pipe in their sink is using water that has been treated for feces, urine, blood, vomit, etc. There is no magic water vortex we feed from. Its the same water that has been on the planet for all of existence. Do you have a funeral home in your zip code? Guess what!! You use water that was carried through sewage lines that a funeral home legally and reasonably uses to wash away all fluids. NO VIRUS,INLCUDING HIV, survives out of the hosts body after death. It all can and is purified well for reuse. If you are bathing your baby in water that has dead people in it, check to make sure you helped Grandma out of the bathtub last night.
PJ says – reply to this

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Re: Mel Huckabee – Everyone should read Mary Roach's "STIFF" It gives a very "matter of fact" history of how man has dealt with his dead- much of it is not pretty- but it is a necessary fact of life. We need to stop feeding the funeral parlor beast, and get creative and efficient before we're broke and "buried" under our respected dead relatives.
DLR says – reply to this

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Errrrr, I got images of people melting into puddles of goo and going down drains. *shudders*

There's all sorts of ways to handle things when someone dies. Bury in the ground in a non-biodegradable coffin, bury in the ground in a biodegradable manner (i.e., wrapped in a shroud, etc.), cremate, and now dissolving in lye.

Ah, the decisions, the decisions! Just yet another thing to ponder about dying.
Vava says – reply to this

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Re: queen – okay come on you dumb bitch. Makes NO SENSE!!! lol. Anyways, wow I wonder how safe that it is for all of us. I mean not only do I kind of find it hard to think of flushing my families into non existance ya know, but we are actually drinking this stuff now. I mean, how much more disease do we want our bodies taking in? hmm
Jenna says – reply to this

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eventually we will run out of space to bury bodies so advancments in this field only seem fitting
Daniella says – reply to this

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Some of you people really need to educate yourselves. First of all, some viruses CAN survive outside of a host, ESPECIALLY if they have the ability to encapsulate. Secondly, the funeral industry is doing everyone a favor by disinfecting our sewers. (When we drain during embalming, it's going into the sewage systems via drain from the funeral home, some funeral homes even have septic tanks…so that wouldn't be an issue) Formaldehyde is has the dual purpose for disinfection as well as preservation. YOU ARE NOT COMPLETELY REDUCING THE REMAINS WHEN USING LYE. There are bone fragments, it is simply reducing viscera down, skin, adipose tissue ect. It's giving the public more options, it's "eco-friendly" and it will save more space. Cremation is becoming more popular with time, but how is dissolving what can be dissolved in lye, any different than incinerating it and having particles thrown into the air??? Some of you guys are close-minded, ignorant people. No one said you had to do it, it's just an option. Like I said before in my previous post, not my first choice for disposition, but it's still an option nontheless. By the way, I don't drink water from faucets…period.
white_powder_ma says – reply to this

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soylent green drinking water. Yummmmmm.
WHAT THE DUECE! says – reply to this

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i'm really not sure how i feel about this one…

lets see…

i'm drinking and bathing in my loved ones now?
i've got a big glob of goo sitting on my mantel and my children's children are too curious, so they grab a chair and get it down and start mushing their hands in it and putting it all over my living room?
well, it is environmentally helpful and that maybe sounds good?
ladies and gentlemen, the next horror movie?
it may be environmentally helpful, but what about when it goes "down the drain" and it's in our oceans with our seafood, and our seafood breath it, then we eat them?

these are just a few questions running through my mind…

scientist have no respect for religion…
Court says – reply to this

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Oh come on Perez, that is NOT offensive! This is actually a really fascinating idea and maybe it's about time that we replace some of our archaic burial practices. If it's environmentally friendly, then what else do the dead really have to worry about? People need to stop being so damned superstitious, it only makes them look STUPID! I'm pretty sure that once we're dead this shit doesn't matter.
NoddingLulzz says – reply to this

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Fucking nasty.
ironic says – reply to this

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Did anyone else notice they were hawking avril lavigne tickets on that page too? lol I am OFFENDED!
c. says – reply to this

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I think it's totally valid. Unless you're Egyptian and still believe in their ancient gods, which means you'll need your old dead body when you resurrect.

Dead bodies are good for nothing, there's no use in keeping them anywhere.
AshDown says – reply to this

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I think David Cross had a point when he said people in this country, and everywhere else for that matter, put too much emphasis on what happens to our bodies when we die. Who gives a shit? You are no longer in need of a vessel, you're dead. You're either gone totally, or youre a spirit. Either way, you don't need it anymore. Donate it to science, or some necrophiliacs and let them fuck you in the eye hole, the ear hole, make a new hole and fuck me there! WHO CARES!
D says – reply to this

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Is this really deserving of our time, effort, money, scientists? Gives me the heebeejeebees.
Malia says – reply to this

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ew that makes my stomach turn thats fu*ked up! I don't want to be turned into f*cking piece of ludafisk and flushed!

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