Mr. & Mrs. Carey

Filed under: Mariah Carey > Nick Cannon

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Mimi and her buttboy attended the "Time 100" party in NYC last night.

Over them already.

Let's hope they don't break up this weekend, cuz we really don't wanna talk about them that much next week!!!!!!

Mariah and Nick are soooooo in love, they're already talking about having kids, she's said.

Carey's also said (repeatedly) that she's "eternally 12."

Twelve-year-olds should NOT be having kids!

[Photos via Getty Images.]

    Posted: May 9, 2008 at 9:30 am / Email this  »

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    1. arty says – reply to this


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      first?

    2. lala says – reply to this


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      he got that greedy look in his eyes!

    3. pepperpot says – reply to this


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      There is something so desperate and deeply insecure about Mariah. I hope she signed a pre nup because this isn't going to be everlasting. She needs to put her clothes on and grow up a bit. She does act like a 12 year old girl who lifts her dress up at boys! Has she ever been abused or something? She acts like it.

      First by the way!

    4. booknanny says – reply to this


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      first

    5. Rhonda C says – reply to this


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      I hope you don't talk about them next week, becuase whatever you say it will be bitchy and mean - typical queer you are!

    6. Matt says – reply to this


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      Terrible choice for her!

    7. jo says – reply to this


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      Shes gross

    8. fgjkldfjgl says – reply to this


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      ya and she'll be really impressed when she has kids and her idiot husband is acting like he's 12.

    9. libby says – reply to this


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      she has the upper body of a man. gross

    10. christy says – reply to this


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      i was a little skeptical at the beginning but i think theyre really cute together.

    11. first time says – reply to this


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      Third?

    12. Amy G says – reply to this


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      FIRST! maybe?? (hopefully top 10)

    13. crazy says – reply to this


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      She is so crazy. Of course she wants to have kids she is getting OLD!! And she needs a young boy to have them with so when she breaks a hip he can take care of the crumbsnatchers. Anyways Nick is in heaven b/c what young boy dosent want to sleep with her.

    14. jeff says – reply to this


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      she is so hot!

    15. aj says – reply to this


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      first again wohooowhaaaa

    16. POET says – reply to this


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      i think she means eternally youthful….lmao….

    17. jaso says – reply to this


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      He is a cool man. we all love him. there are so many fans of him. and they set up the groups related to stars. you can even check out his sexy and beautiful photos, videos and blogs at Wealthy Kiss.c o m.

    18. alicia la cubana says – reply to this


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      bitch got problems!!

    19. David says – reply to this


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      First!!!

    20. {krazihottbitchkelli} says – reply to this


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      [[[[[[[[[{{{{{{ I think that she'll b sorry later }}}}}}]]]]]]]]]]

      [[[[[[[[[[whatever makez her happy 4 the moment ]]]]]]]]]]

      zzzzzzzz……;;;;;;;perez iz da zhit;;;;;;;;…….zzzzzzzz}}♥♥{{

    21. Perez says – reply to this


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      Hey everyone go to You Tube and type in Bun1productions and check out the "it could only be britney…. its cra zzzzzy

    22. ANGIE says – reply to this


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      they shoulkd have kids now!!! her ovaries are not gonna be good for too long she is old!!

    23. copycat says – reply to this


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      We already know that she's "eternally 12. She iS a RETARDED!!!!!

    24. Ashley says – reply to this


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      God, they are both so so so so ugly.

    25. nikki says – reply to this


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      first!

    26. janet says – reply to this


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      Mimi: You're going to be 40 years old, would you please stop dressing like a hootchie???

    27. suzy says – reply to this


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      Mariah stop dressing like a Las Vegas crack whore.
This cunt has absolutely no class what so ever.

    28. dado says – reply to this


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      I can smell her rotten tuna cunt from here!

    29. Perezito's Stalker says – reply to this


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      awww, they look good together. they'll have beautiful babies.

    30. omfg says – reply to this


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      omg shut up already//if you dont like them stop reportin gabout them you beaner

    31. nick says – reply to this


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      FUCK THIS NASTY UGLY SKANK!

    32. Ash says – reply to this


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      Honestly, she hasn't looked this pretty in any pic i have seen of her in a while. She must be happy! I think we should give them a chance. Who knows. If Demi and Ashton can do it, then maybe they can do it too. Or maybe i'm just in a good mood? :P

    33. gigi says – reply to this


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      PLEASE: Mariah is Gutter Trash

    34. MARIAH'S as says – reply to this


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      MARIAH'S ass always has cum running out of it, ALWAYS

    35. Me says – reply to this


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      Didn't she just say a few weeks ago that she is too selfish to have kids?? WTF???

    36. Bru says – reply to this


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      They are so cute!

      Check out
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      for
      Celebrity Autograph!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    37. STOP HATING..PEREZ says – reply to this


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      They look beautiful together! Just because you haven't found the right one to dip in that @ss…don't hate! MY girl look good! She is glowing, they both are glowing! DO it big Mariah, and Nick!

    38. Manhattaniterbiter says – reply to this


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      MARIAH LOOKS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    39. PEREZ IS OVER. LAME. says – reply to this


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      mariah's body is incredible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    40. jojo says – reply to this


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      Mariah just really needs to suck it, E=M(essy)C(unt)2

    41. Mariah the cunt fucker says – reply to this


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      she is a TRASHY DIRTY HOOKER

    42. m says – reply to this


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      is it just me or do they look alike? They have the same eyes, nose and mouth

    43. Wawawewo says – reply to this


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      he wants her money.. and thats it. And yes it looks like Mom and son!

      LMAO

    44. MARIAH iS A CUNT! says – reply to this


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    45. FAT PIG says – reply to this


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      HI!
      MY NAME IS MARIAH
      I'M A FAT PIGGY IN A BLANKET.

      I ACT LIKE A FUCKING CUNT BECAUSE I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS I'M A SOMEBODY.
      
I SELL PERFUME MADE OF BUTTERFLY PISS AND USE THE MONEY TO BUY MY $5 HOOKER SPANDEX MINI'S AND CHA CHA TRANNY HEELS.
      
I TRY AND TRY TO ACT BUT I KNOW I'LL WIN ANOTHER RAZZIE
      I LIP SYNCED ON IDOL AND YES I STILL CRACKED MY VOICE AND SHIT MY PANTIES TRYING TO HIT THE HIGH NOTES.
      
I'M A TRASHY DIRTY HOOKER. AND YES I HAVE CRABS…

    46. SOME FAT GAY IS JEALOUS! says – reply to this


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      Why the ef do you care? You're just becoming the jock from highschool that used to beat you up you fat homo fuck. Why do you hate on people? Lindsy is one thing, but why these guys?

    47. mariah cunty says – reply to this


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      OH YES… I FORGOT TO SAY: I HAVE CRABS… I HAVE CRABS… I HAVE CRABS…I HAVE CRABS…I HAVE CRABS…I HAVE CRABS…I HAVE CRABS…I HAVE CRABS…I HAVE CRABS…I HAVE CRABS…I HAVE CRABS…I HAVE CRABS…I HAVE CRABS…I HAVE CRABS…I HAVE CRABS…I HAVE CRABS…I HAVE CRABS…I HAVE CRABS…I HAVE CRABS…I HAVE CRABS…I HAVE CRABS…

    48. Guy Bitchy says – reply to this


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      Ha! Ha! MARIAH news is EVERYWHERE!!!! No one is talking about how poorly "Hard Candy" did in its first week. No one even knows that old hag released a CD. Everyone thinks it's Justin's new song on the radio. Stupid old cunt. Perez is just pissed because he is realizing that his blog did not have an affect on neither Mariah or Madonna. He praised Madonna and dissed Mariah, hoping the US would too, but instead Mariah outsold Vadge by almost DOUBLE. Keep talking shit Perez, its actually helping Mariah's sales, because everybody hates YOU.

    49. mimi piss says – reply to this


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      MARIAH: YOUR PERFUME SMELLS LIKE BUTTERFLY PISS!

    50. Giorgio says – reply to this


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      Wasn't Miss Diva just saying how she didn't want kids b/c she had to stay pretty? I believe she was also talking about her jealousy issues.
      Until she deals with her many insecurities she'll never have a stable relationship and always have to be a Diva.
      So sad.

    51. Bree says – reply to this


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      Didn't she also say that having a child would "violate her" because of things that happened to her while she was growing up?

      I say no kids for MiMi ….

    52. Goodlucknick says – reply to this


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      I was skeptical at first. I am not a Mariah fan at all, but I actually think they look very cute and happy together. Maybe he can bring her back down to earth a little bit instead the diva she has always been. I doubt it, but I think the picture is really cute, they both look very happy.

    53. amber says – reply to this


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      Re: pepperpot – Well Mariahs sister was a prostitute so they must not have had a charmed life growing up. I agree that there is some issues going on in the poor womans head.

    54. FighterPilotWife says – reply to this


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      I don't know how long it will last BUT she actually looks happy!

    55. SINSGWE says – reply to this


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      AM I getting punked??…Is this for real!!!!??!??!?!
      Maybe he's a great Lover?!?!?!…cause >….DAMN!

    56. fAT PIG says – reply to this


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      i hope her kids will RAPE HER in the ass!!!! CUNT!

    57. IMPULSIVE !! says – reply to this


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      She is getting married SIX weeks after meeting a man which implies that she does not know the difference between LOVE and INFATUATION. As much as i want to see her succeed in her marriage, this hasty marriage will more likely end in divorce quickly.
      I also see this as a publicity coup - she wants to take the thunder away from Madonna. It is likely that Mariah can engineer such a coup because she is such a self absorbed and ambitious person.

    58. jmaxx says – reply to this


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      you know what…im happy for them…im not a mariah nor a nick cannon fan but if they're happy so be it…yea they are an odd couple but they say opposites attract.

    59. Lulu says – reply to this


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      Mimi also said that she doesn't believe that she is capable of educating a child at this time. How quickly things change? I hope she doesn't have any. Oh the horror for that little one.

    60. um weird says – reply to this


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      umm…did anyone else notice that her eye on the left is bigger than her eye on the right??? kinda strange…Maybe she is drugged?

    61. Andee says – reply to this


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      I agree they look cute togeter in this pic– I was VERY skeptical about this at first –But I'm just happy for her if she's happy–and BTW Perez, you have so much HATERATION for Mariah vs blind love for madonna and it is coming off as soooo desperate.

    62. ROBERTA CHUBBS says – reply to this


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      MARIAH WOULD NEVER RUIN HER BODY FOR ANYONE ELSE.

    63. Los says – reply to this


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      BOBBY AND WHITNEY part II.

    64. michie10019 says – reply to this


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      I don't know why everyone is hating this guy. Nick Cannon is smart, funny and apparently has the only dick game!!!! How else is he bagging these beautiful women? He has a few of his own dollars and must be very secure in and out of the bedroom for Ms Mariah to want to lock him down. As a 48 year old woman with the only 10 years younger Puerto Rican guy that looks really good and es bien macho, I understand her thinking. Shit if you are as independent as she is and you can find a man that makes you feel like a 12 year old girl again then I say marry it and let it make you write bad checks! there are a lot of women out there wishing they were having Mariahs sex life today. Don't Hate!!! Get your own good dick and see if you marry it too!

    65. ginnifer says – reply to this


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      i think he is adorable

    66. Andy says – reply to this


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      It's Whitney and Bobby

    67. Clint says – reply to this


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      She looks HUGE! So flabby!

      Meanwhile, Madonna's "Hard Candy" is number one in 30 countries this week…a new world record! Way to go Madonna!

    68. yonder says – reply to this


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      week 1 worldwide sales
      E=MC2 617K
      Hard Candy 758K
      poor little insane lambs

    69. DeepBlue says – reply to this


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      I was just wondering, can anyone on here just be happy for Mariah and Nick!!!?

    70. HATTTTTTTTTTERS says – reply to this


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      Re: DeepBlue – I AM HAPPY FOR THEM! ALL THE REST OF THESE LAMES ARE MISERABLE! THAT IS WHY..THEY ARE HATING! MARIAH.AND NICK IS RICH, AND PEREZ IS STUCK GOSSIPING ABOUT THEIR BUSINESS LIKE A BROKE DOWN B*TCH, AND THE REST OF THESE INSANE F*CKERS WANT TO CUT THEIR WRIST..BECAUSE THEY ARE SO UNHAPPY! FORGET THEM! CONGRATS TO MR AND MRS CANNON!

    71. Cash & Carey says – reply to this


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      He looks a little "wall-eyed"—maybe he's just giddy if there is no pre-nup.
      This nuptual should last about 6 months.

    72. BabyPhat says – reply to this


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      I really think the they look happy:)

    73. Not Right says – reply to this


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      People that make a lot of money should be required to have a decent education first so they don't say stupid shit like "I'm perpetually 12." What a stupid bitch.

    74. Dame says – reply to this


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      U are such a hater.

    75. Sarah says – reply to this


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      It might or might not work…. people who've dated for years and been married forever breakup while impetuous couples like this one have made it work. In holywood its very hard to remain married, it seems. However, I think they are being judge harshly. They look happy together for now, why not let them be happy?

    76. jt says – reply to this


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      You are an IDIOT perez, grow up and quit being bitterjust because your fat ass cant get someone as fine as him

    77. Poor Perez says – reply to this


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      STFU already, Perez. Just because you can't cash in on this doesn't mean you need to spread so much hate on her. Nick Cannon is a good guy and even if this marriage only lasts 3 weeks, who cares? She looks happy and so does he.

    78. D says – reply to this


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      Keep hatin cuz Nick is fine, ballin and he is layin that big pipe right. They are going to have GORGEOUS babies. Big upgrade from crooked mobster Tom. :)

    79. um, ignorant and stupid says – reply to this


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      Re: um weird – Um, it's called being human. Many people have one eye that's bigger than the other. You have obviously been spending too much time on this nasty site if you think this is "weird".

    80. touch my hoo-ha says – reply to this


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      Mimi is looking SMOKING HOT lately!!!

    81. reen says – reply to this


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      They're both boring! He's not hot at all! There are waaaaay more hotter brothas out there for her…..Reggie Bush for example…..smokin HOT chocolate. I know I know, he's with Kimmy, but I'm just giving an example! She could have done better…hey, he could have done better too!

    82. DtotheJay says – reply to this


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      Why does Mariah look like a big disco ball in that dress?

      And, when did Gary Coleman get so tall?

    83. cass says – reply to this


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      I'm telling you! She married him cuz he has the same features as her, and she wants to have her babies look good in all the same ways she looks! This isn't about love… this is about babies with a man that has her features!

    84. brown-eyez says – reply to this


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      she has the worst taste in men….and him ? he cheated on Christian Milian for some skank..and now Mooriah? they deserve each other..you just know she is pregnant

      Hi Baby..i miss you so much

    85. Lollypop says – reply to this


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      This is very disturbing… everytime I see a pic of them together I feel I should be reporting something to CPS (child protective services)

    86. Amy says – reply to this


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      Mariah having kids???!!! Thats BULLSH*T!!!!!!!!!!! What happened to her thinking that having kids would "VIOLATE" her body??? Might the bitch already be preggo, and was just saying that to cover it up? Maybe another reason for the shotgun wedding??? I EFFING LOATHE HER!!!!!!

    87. Amy says – reply to this


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      I forgot to say FUCK YOU RONDA C!!!!!!!! Dont be spouting shit about queers, your country was founded by queers! I LOVE YOU PEREZ!

    88. Amy says – reply to this


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      Re: Rhonda C – YOURE A FUCKWAD

    89. Dana says – reply to this


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      she's prob. pregnant already…

    90. Mark says – reply to this


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      The dumbest woman on earth, about as dumb as the posters who post "first"

    91. BB02 says – reply to this


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      Why does everyone hate Mariah and constantly disrespect her (and all females, might I add) by calling her derogatory names? It's probably jealousy is my guess. People should take a hard look at themselves, I'm sure they don't stand the litmus test. Get a life people, that includes you Perez.

    92. Madonna makes Mariah & her fans Unstable says – reply to this


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      Who would of though Madonna was such a thorn in Mariah side that she would actually get married just to distract from Hard Candys release.
      *
      And for those Lambs that claim that the only reason Madonna did so well worldwide & Mariah didn't was because Mariah released her album when there was more competition, well I got news for you……………………………
      MADONNA DOESN'T HAVE ANY COMPETITION….SHE IS THE COMPETITION…. as evident in Hard Candy 30+ #1 debut around the world…..so try again Desperate Lambs…..firgure out another excuse that you think people will buy.
      *
      For the Lambs that claim the US is the only country that matters…..please explain why Madonna is making 20+million per CD and Mariah only gets what 3 million….even with all those paid for #1's!
      *
      I wonder if she used a wind Machine when she came out of the bathroom on their Honeymoon night. I wonder if she lip syncs her orgasms with Nick. Do you think they let Hello Kitty on the bed with them? Do you think Nick had to be home when the street lights went on?

    93. Aimée says – reply to this


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      She's the same one that said she didn't want to have kids because she didn't want to lose her figure… what a hypocritical whore.

    94. adriana banana says – reply to this


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      JUST LET THEM BE HAPPY, GOSH… In real life a shitload of people use their partners, they cheat on them, they treat them like crap… come on now, if she's making a mistake she'll learn from it…

    95. Britney says – reply to this


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      Mariah does not want kids because she is too self-absorbed and anyway, not every woman wants children you know.

    96. Tru_Dat says – reply to this


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      AGAIN,she makes no eye contact with the man she loves so much!!! Has she ever actually made eye contact with him?

    97. WOOT says – reply to this


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      HER SMILE LOOKS GENUINE…SHE MUST BE IN LOVE!

    98. Val says – reply to this


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      She's ALREADY pregnant! Isn't this obvious to everyone? It's how Hollywood "rolls". Babies first, then a wedding.

    99. katie says – reply to this


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      She looks very pretty. Let't try and be positive and be HAPPY for them!!

    100. Shenanigan says – reply to this


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      Mmmmmmariah, must be nice living with half a face, covering the other side with hair or a hand or turning the other cheek. Sure her other eye is smaller and her chin is wonky, but get over it :-)

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